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What strange actions/things do you do when no one else is around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.

My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony

So do you do anything daft when no one is around?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes I practice my figure of 8’s, my undulations and shimmies while stood at the photocopier. It’s been known that I break into a traditional belly dance routine if the office is quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, when you're alone is the best time to turn into Jimmy Anderson or practice your table tennis swing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I used to practice a tennis back handed slice, but thankfully that habit has disappeared

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

I dance a lot when alone in the office or work kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pretend I have a squirrel’s tail that I fluff up and put bows in. I’ve been doing it since I can remember and it became a way for me to boost self-confidence when I was a teenager. Imagining that you have a lovely, fluffy squirrels tail while walking up to give a presentation works a treat in my opinion

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Talk to the neighbours cat that visits. Usually in a high pitched voice!

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Singing.. i used to be a choirboy years ago. How the Halo has slipped since then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk to the neighbours cat that visits. Usually in a high pitched voice!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to myself as if I was Sylvester Stallone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk to myself as if I was Sylvester Stallone"

That made me laugh

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Sleep

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

The running dance

Practicing kid n plays kick dance without falling on our arses is a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sing at the top of my voice,then bow at the invisible audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*looks in mirror*

Hi guys this is Lemon welcome to my YouTube channel today I will talk you through my mental health issues and also I will curl my hair at the same time woo. X

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

If it's quiet at work, I stand behind the till and do calf raises, butt clenches and squats... might as well make good use of the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance with the worktops in my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours. "

Lmaooo fuckkk I'm crying

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.

My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony

So do you do anything daft when no one is around?"

Loving the triple jump.

I do most of my daft stuff when people are about to be honest.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours.

Lmaooo fuckkk I'm crying "

Heeeyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes hand a stranger a fiver or tenner and pretend they must have dropped it. On here mostly wank off or do tributes for people. It’s good to make people happy. There’s enough shite in life. Happy weekend everyone one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours.

Lmaooo fuckkk I'm crying

Heeeyyyy "

It's cute I would definitely like to watch you do it and if you are naked then even better!!

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By *racy_JacksWoman
over a year ago

Derby


"Talk to the neighbours cat that visits. Usually in a high pitched voice!"

Why WOULDN’T you talk to a cat in a high pitched voice? Surely everyone does this haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I pretend I have a squirrel’s tail that I fluff up and put bows in. I’ve been doing it since I can remember and it became a way for me to boost self-confidence when I was a teenager. Imagining that you have a lovely, fluffy squirrels tail while walking up to give a presentation works a treat in my opinion "

Love this, which half of the couple is Tufty I wonder

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours.

Lmaooo fuckkk I'm crying

Heeeyyyy

It's cute I would definitely like to watch you do it and if you are naked then even better!! "

Or in a dress with no knickers

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o


"For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.

My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony

So do you do anything daft when no one is around?"

I find that cute.

In my last place of work they had a ladies toilet that had a long mirror running the length of the wall above the sinks.

I used to do that Jennifer Grey move where she’s practicing her move on the bridge and leans back a bit before moving off. Just because the sink height was the right height to enable me to do it and I’d look over my shoulder into the mirror like she did on the bridge before going back onto the office floor. All casual like.

Thankfully I was never caught, thanks to my cat like reflexes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of beatboxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do leg raises whilst waiting for the kettle to boil lol or calf raises

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


" I do leg raises whilst waiting for the kettle to boil lol or calf raises "

You make me feel normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear uncontrollably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I do leg raises whilst waiting for the kettle to boil lol or calf raises

You make me feel normal "

that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.

My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony

So do you do anything daft when no one is around?

I find that cute.

In my last place of work they had a ladies toilet that had a long mirror running the length of the wall above the sinks.

I used to do that Jennifer Grey move where she’s practicing her move on the bridge and leans back a bit before moving off. Just because the sink height was the right height to enable me to do it and I’d look over my shoulder into the mirror like she did on the bridge before going back onto the office floor. All casual like.

Thankfully I was never caught, thanks to my cat like reflexes.

"

Brilliant

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