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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is for men. Women need to remember that

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?"
keep your opening message to "I want to smash you Mrs all over" or simply "Hi, can I watch two and wank" oooft getting messages like that gets me all tingly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex is for men. Women need to remember that "

This is true in all aspects of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex is for men. Women need to remember that "

You shall go far indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longer the Sydney University disclaimer on your profile the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men always post on the forum you want phone sex as women are usually bored in the evenings after the housework is finished and like nothing more than to talk dirty to a random stranger from the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women - if you want to play games on forums that require someone to send you something it helps if your profile isn’t hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The longer the Sydney University disclaimer on your profile the better. "

I love these which are longer than an actual profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a message from a man saying 'you should always shave your public hair'

So I will get on with that forth haste, now that I have been told what to do.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

All women have female friends that want to join in with a ffm

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Nothing is needed on a first message apart from your phone number, how easy is that?

If you are getting along well with somebody and arranging to meet there is no problem whatsoever with asking if she could bring a friend with for your first meet so you can have your first fmf. She won't be offended at all.

Text speak is widely encouraged, there is no need to put any more effort in than a quick introductory message such as "wuu2?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men shouldn't upload any pics at all, keep the silhouette only as women love a bit of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes should send as many fancy a fuck messages as they like. And everyone they send will result in a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

Be sure to post about how bored you are, at 2am.

Women find that super sexee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?"

You shall send a reply to ALL messages you received, and in the case of a thanks but no thanks response, the recipient has the right to send an abusive message back.

And if you don't respond to same message, the sender has the right to bitch about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men - make sure your fingernails are in good shape. Oh and your shoes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s really important to always remember that “Fab’s just a sex site”

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Other tips ... hummm

It’s probably best no to bother contacting anyone really, saves time and hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are expected to drop everything and meet for sex when asked any time of the day or night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women - start to message men more asking for a meet tonight

Men - the more horny and needy you are the more meets you get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If a couple asks you to meet for some sex, you should accept. Even if you’re straight, or you aren’t attracted to one half of the couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men shouldn't be so picky on Fab - a man's hole is just as good.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

We all know its the men that run this site, we are just kind enough to let you ladies think you run it.... bless ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A holes a hole, a dicks a dick. Doesn’t matter who it’s attached to

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Others tips ..

Women ask for kik then Ghost.

Tip: don’t give out your kik details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the men have had a had day manning, don't ask them to read more words! Just focus on easing their tired eyes with pretty pictures. If you must insist on saying something, write it on a body part to make it more palatable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

When msging women, ensure you attach lots of pics of past conquests

Preferably showing your nose buried in cunt

They are always appreciated and make the women feel xtra sexee and special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys - whatever the ladies say, compliments don’t matter. It’s all about you. Also cut n paste messages is just good time management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men just join Fabguys to get sex whenever, wherever, 365/24/7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women - you got to answer all your 1000+ message within 24 hours, later than that the man got the right to report you as a fake profile

Men - the more dick pic you got, the more women will drop on her knees wet pegging to meet...

Please note... men- the more dick you are the more personality you show, keep it up you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men - “Oi sexy bitch” as a first message will get them wet and willing instantly

(Yes, I’ve literally just received the above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men you don't need to message the women. They are so cock hungry they will come to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women - you got to answer all your 1000+ message within 24 hours, later than that the man got the right to report you as a fake profile

Men - the more dick pic you got, the more women will drop on her knees wet pegging to meet...

Please note... men- the more dick you are the more personality you show, keep it up you! "

So that's where I've been going wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men - “Oi sexy bitch” as a first message will get them wet and willing instantly

(Yes, I’ve literally just received the above)"

I got the exact same the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message from a man saying 'you should always shave your public hair'

So I will get on with that forth haste, now that I have been told what to do.

"

What about your private hair??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men - “Oi sexy bitch” as a first message will get them wet and willing instantly

(Yes, I’ve literally just received the above)

I got the exact same the other day

"

Gutted... i never got that delightful message...

There are some real charmers out there

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?"

...Stop stereotyping men?

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By *r DiveMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Ladies, if you wanna want a meet with guys on here just send them a picture of you in you pj's and tell them your on. 100% guaranteed a meet.

Thank me later

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Women: stop sending unsolicited boobs/pussy pics, it's uncalled for.

Men: no need to pay any attention to what is written on a woman's profile they love a dick pic and a generic copy & paste send to all message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men - “Oi sexy bitch” as a first message will get them wet and willing instantly

(Yes, I’ve literally just received the above)

I got the exact same the other day

"

Probably the same moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block unverified profiles from messaging and block men. Fab is now manageable for us

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Just had a message from a man saying 'you should always shave your public hair'

So I will get on with that forth haste, now that I have been told what to do.

"

Need a hand? Warning though - it may not be a steady one!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Men - “Oi sexy bitch” as a first message will get them wet and willing instantly

(Yes, I’ve literally just received the above)"

I take it it didn’t work?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Hi both. (To a Single profile) Wot r u up to? Fuck now?

Is like a magic spell.... It’s like a Really gets the pussy damp.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Remember boys, your cock is a magic wand.. whip it out for every lady to see.. it gets em knickerless and begging for your length in 0.1 seconds

Then post on forum about you being bored and getting no luck on here, whine like a twat...

Congratulations, Fab fore play is complete. Prepare for the stampede to your door. You’ll be knee deep in vag forever. You little stud muffins

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Yes. As described above. Whinge on the forums and women will be compelled to run to you, like all those nurses off pearl harbour, to sort your lonely willy out....

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"Just had a message from a man saying 'you should always shave your public hair'

So I will get on with that forth haste, now that I have been told what to do.

"

Quite right, you should listen to the over entitled twat, he clearly has been god for a millisecond.

Arrange a meet, cook him dinner and stir the shavings into his spag bol.

Probably needs a smooth one too find “ portland bill” without a satnav.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

message saying how much you love their profile and think you are what they are looking for, when what you actually mean is you've seen their pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let me know I make your girlfriend/fiancée/wife look like dog shit. Being compared to dog shit turns me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’ve been here before, just put that on your profile.

You don’t need to write anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me know I make your girlfriend/fiancée/wife look like dog shit. Being compared to dog shit turns me on"

You’ve had that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me know I make your girlfriend/fiancée/wife look like dog shit. Being compared to dog shit turns me on"

I’ve had that one. Horrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men- always remember to post what time your hour dinner break and ask if there’s anyone round for quick fun. Us girls will come flocking...

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Having nothing at all on your profile except 'just ask' will definitely sound mysterious yet chill, and make everyone wanna message you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having nothing at all on your profile except 'just ask' will definitely sound mysterious yet chill, and make everyone wanna message you. "

'Mysterious yet chill'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older women (50+) love younger men and will only fuck you if you are aged between 18-25. If you call them a GILF then their arse is yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys..send as many cock pics as you can. ..a few hundred as a minimum..nothing the ladies like better

( apart from cake obviously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a first message explain the full rules of cricket..in case it crops up unexpectedly..explain where a third man goes..etc

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Some fabulous advice here. Guaranteed to get you in on the action???

What happened to the art of seduction? As one who's never posted a cock picture I now know where I've been going wrong all these years?

Good luck everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can everyone stop having personal opinions and being unique, just bow down to the dm’s and do as you’re told

How dare any of you have any life away from this website when others are horny and need release you selfish gits!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

If you want to be really successful on fab, roll your eyes and complain about all single men with their cocks out.

This only works for men with little winkies and women with their tits and foo out in their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for men, dont go out and meet real people, instead send countless messages on here while sitting your egg stained vest, its a hot look you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it "

How is that a tip/advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?"

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women - you got to answer all your 1000+ message within 24 hours, later than that the man got the right to report you as a fake profile

Men - the more dick pic you got, the more women will drop on her knees wet pegging to meet...

Please note... men- the more dick you are the more personality you show, keep it up you!

So that's where I've been going wrong!! "

Follow this step pal and within a week.. you will thank me later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too"

Where have they made money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passing through your area" means I am in medical need of emptying my balls and will travel 400 to 500 miles to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too"

A free service doesn't mean a not for profit organisation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too

Where have they made money?"

If they had it would all be in the public domain if you'd care to look.

How many upgrade to Silver or Gold membership (including us, as we don't actually mind paying for the facilities to make the site useful and useable, just don't pretend it's something it is not)?

It was said tongue in cheek, as in it's nice to believe that someone would run a free site for other like minded individuals but it appears to have been taken in the wrong context and put people on the defensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

At last. A women who understands the true order of things.

When we gonna fuck hun?

What other tips do you have?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polite no thanx means I a ugly slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough with how to make it easier bla bla bla... can we fuckin action it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too

Where have they made money?

If they had it would all be in the public domain if you'd care to look.

How many upgrade to Silver or Gold membership (including us, as we don't actually mind paying for the facilities to make the site useful and useable, just don't pretend it's something it is not)?

It was said tongue in cheek, as in it's nice to believe that someone would run a free site for other like minded individuals but it appears to have been taken in the wrong context and put people on the defensive. "

Who’s on the defensive? I’m just wondering where they make their money, because I doubt they’ve made much, if any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too

Where have they made money?

If they had it would all be in the public domain if you'd care to look.

How many upgrade to Silver or Gold membership (including us, as we don't actually mind paying for the facilities to make the site useful and useable, just don't pretend it's something it is not)?

It was said tongue in cheek, as in it's nice to believe that someone would run a free site for other like minded individuals but it appears to have been taken in the wrong context and put people on the defensive.

Who’s on the defensive? I’m just wondering where they make their money, because I doubt they’ve made much, if any "

If you cared to look, you'd find out. The information is freely available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too

Where have they made money?

If they had it would all be in the public domain if you'd care to look.

How many upgrade to Silver or Gold membership (including us, as we don't actually mind paying for the facilities to make the site useful and useable, just don't pretend it's something it is not)?

It was said tongue in cheek, as in it's nice to believe that someone would run a free site for other like minded individuals but it appears to have been taken in the wrong context and put people on the defensive.

Who’s on the defensive? I’m just wondering where they make their money, because I doubt they’ve made much, if any

If you cared to look, you'd find out. The information is freely available."

But I’m asking you lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too

Where have they made money?

If they had it would all be in the public domain if you'd care to look.

How many upgrade to Silver or Gold membership (including us, as we don't actually mind paying for the facilities to make the site useful and useable, just don't pretend it's something it is not)?

It was said tongue in cheek, as in it's nice to believe that someone would run a free site for other like minded individuals but it appears to have been taken in the wrong context and put people on the defensive.

Who’s on the defensive? I’m just wondering where they make their money, because I doubt they’ve made much, if any

If you cared to look, you'd find out. The information is freely available."

Looking at liabilities and assets, it really isn’t a huge amount. The net worth of the company doesn’t suggest fab is raking it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAB is a free site and the owners haven't made about £10,000,000 from it

How is that a tip/advice?

It makes me feel less cynical about the site to believe it is free and run by swingers for swingers, thought it may be the same for others too

Where have they made money?

If they had it would all be in the public domain if you'd care to look.

How many upgrade to Silver or Gold membership (including us, as we don't actually mind paying for the facilities to make the site useful and useable, just don't pretend it's something it is not)?

It was said tongue in cheek, as in it's nice to believe that someone would run a free site for other like minded individuals but it appears to have been taken in the wrong context and put people on the defensive.

Who’s on the defensive? I’m just wondering where they make their money, because I doubt they’ve made much, if any

If you cared to look, you'd find out. The information is freely available.

Looking at liabilities and assets, it really isn’t a huge amount. The net worth of the company doesn’t suggest fab is raking it in "

Follow the trail.... Don't just look at one number.

No, I'm not going to spoon feed anyone or give the info out on here, I don't feel that would be good for our future on here , but I don't understand the pretence that something is free (yes you can access FAB for free at a basic level) when it's clearly about making a profit, which I actually have no issue with, we all need to make a living and good on whoever makes a damn good living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

close up bum hole pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Follow the trail.... Don't just look at one number.

No, I'm not going to spoon feed anyone or give the info out on here, I don't feel that would be good for our future on here , but I don't understand the pretence that something is free (yes you can access FAB for free at a basic level) when it's clearly about making a profit, which I actually have no issue with, we all need to make a living and good on whoever makes a damn good living."

There is no pretence the site is free with added features behind a pay wall. I have never seen anywhere on the site claims that the owners run it as a NFP or that they are volunteers.

And the free version is far from basic. In comparison to what you get for paying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of noses that specialise in panty sniffing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Follow the trail.... Don't just look at one number.

No, I'm not going to spoon feed anyone or give the info out on here, I don't feel that would be good for our future on here , but I don't understand the pretence that something is free (yes you can access FAB for free at a basic level) when it's clearly about making a profit, which I actually have no issue with, we all need to make a living and good on whoever makes a damn good living.

There is no pretence the site is free with added features behind a pay wall. I have never seen anywhere on the site claims that the owners run it as a NFP or that they are volunteers.

And the free version is far from basic. In comparison to what you get for paying "

Go to the sign-in page 'FabSwingers.com is a completely free site with absolutely no charges for anything.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Follow the trail.... Don't just look at one number.

No, I'm not going to spoon feed anyone or give the info out on here, I don't feel that would be good for our future on here , but I don't understand the pretence that something is free (yes you can access FAB for free at a basic level) when it's clearly about making a profit, which I actually have no issue with, we all need to make a living and good on whoever makes a damn good living.

There is no pretence the site is free with added features behind a pay wall. I have never seen anywhere on the site claims that the owners run it as a NFP or that they are volunteers.

And the free version is far from basic. In comparison to what you get for paying

Go to the sign-in page 'FabSwingers.com is a completely free site with absolutely no charges for anything.' "

Well thats me told... OK sign in page might need an update I didnt read it I was distracted by boobs.

I do still think there is far more than a basic service available for free

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?"

None, I think that just about covers it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?

None, I think that just about covers it. "

Cover me in baby gravy, daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Follow the trail.... Don't just look at one number.

No, I'm not going to spoon feed anyone or give the info out on here, I don't feel that would be good for our future on here , but I don't understand the pretence that something is free (yes you can access FAB for free at a basic level) when it's clearly about making a profit, which I actually have no issue with, we all need to make a living and good on whoever makes a damn good living.

There is no pretence the site is free with added features behind a pay wall. I have never seen anywhere on the site claims that the owners run it as a NFP or that they are volunteers.

And the free version is far from basic. In comparison to what you get for paying

Go to the sign-in page 'FabSwingers.com is a completely free site with absolutely no charges for anything.'

Well thats me told... OK sign in page might need an update I didnt read it I was distracted by boobs.

I do still think there is far more than a basic service available for free"

This started as tongue in cheek, as I've said we don't mind paying for a service or site that we enjoy, back to the boobs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?

None, I think that just about covers it.

Cover me in baby gravy, daddy"

Later on I’ll be a bit late tonight but I’ll sure make up for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women, did you know, that by having a profile on fab, you are obliged to sleep with anyone that asks?

Also; if you don’t reply to messages, you’re leading men on. Because they don’t know if we want sex or not!

Also also; men, your penis looks fab. Keep uploading photos of it in the same position

What other tips do you have?

None, I think that just about covers it.

Cover me in baby gravy, daddy

Later on I’ll be a bit late tonight but I’ll sure make up for it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message from a man saying 'you should always shave your public hair'

So I will get on with that forth haste, now that I have been told what to do.

"

I get regular messages telling me how I 'must' sunbathe naked in future to avoid tan lines. It's lucky they told me, I had no idea I have tan lines!

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ve got a few!

When you’re not sure about whether or not your profile is sending out the right message; be sure to make a forum post asking for tips and advice (NB: all tips and advice given should be completely ignored, what does anyone else know about your profile!?)

Also, when messaging a couple, feel free to completely ignore the one half of the couple that you’re not actually interested in. The half that you do want will probably want you more than their actual partner anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message from a man saying 'you should always shave your public hair'

So I will get on with that forth haste, now that I have been told what to do.

I get regular messages telling me how I 'must' sunbathe naked in future to avoid tan lines. It's lucky they told me, I had no idea I have tan lines! "

You don't have tan lines, you highlight the areas requiring intimate attention

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"Just had a message from a man saying 'you should always shave your public hair'

So I will get on with that forth haste, now that I have been told what to do.

I get regular messages telling me how I 'must' sunbathe naked in future to avoid tan lines. It's lucky they told me, I had no idea I have tan lines! "

Loving your white bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men should definitely keep the black silhouette as their profile pic, upload several dick pics from the same angle and then private message you saying, "Got anymore pics?"

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Men. Remember, all women on here charge, but not all put their prices on their profile. So ensure you ask how much they charge to avoid being short of cash. (most take Visa though) If you are still unsure the treat it like an auction and make a bid. Makes 'em feel super special and all warm I side.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Men. Remember, all women on here charge, but not all put their prices on their profile. So ensure you ask how much they charge to avoid being short of cash. (most take Visa though) If you are still unsure the treat it like an auction and make a bid. Makes 'em feel super special and all warm I side. "

And if she replies no - and is too polite to take such an amount you can always barter like you’re in a Turkish market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. Remember, all women on here charge, but not all put their prices on their profile. So ensure you ask how much they charge to avoid being short of cash. (most take Visa though) If you are still unsure the treat it like an auction and make a bid. Makes 'em feel super special and all warm I side.

And if she replies no - and is too polite to take such an amount you can always barter like you’re in a Turkish market "

If she replies no she’s only playing hard to get, be persistent and her panties will drop

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Some fabulous advice here. Guaranteed to get you in on the action???

What happened to the art of seduction? As one who's never posted a cock picture I now know where I've been going wrong all these years?

Good luck everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some fabulous advice here. Guaranteed to get you in on the action???

What happened to the art of seduction? As one who's never posted a cock picture I now know where I've been going wrong all these years?

Good luck everyone! "

You’ll be rolling in poontang by next Tuesday

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I do sleep with everyone who asks but nobody wants me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do sleep with everyone who asks but nobody wants me "

FAF?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Women love photos of chocks and men fucking other women and never bother reading profiles.

So, it doesn't matter what you write as long as you have as much cock as possible in your photos, you're on to a winner

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I do sleep with everyone who asks but nobody wants me

FAF? "

YES!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

* cocks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Men- no woman can resist an opening message that reads "I'm in a hotel in your town tonight , could you pop round for a shag" , as they find the unsaid subtext of "As I'm too tight to pay for a prozzie and my wife might see it on my credit card bill" both flattering and irresistible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men- no woman can resist an opening message that reads "I'm in a hotel in your town tonight , could you pop round for a shag" , as they find the unsaid subtext of "As I'm too tight to pay for a prozzie and my wife might see it on my credit card bill" both flattering and irresistible "

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