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Willy dysmorphia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you change anything about your dick or partners dick if you could?

I would like more girth myself I feel like mine shaped like a beavers tail

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd change absolutely nothing. S has a lovely, yummy dick that's nice and big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't change anything.

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

A beavers tail??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 11/09/20 05:49:50]

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

This could quite easily become another willy waving thread.....

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Bloody hell OP, I thought you were nowhereman and his jokes had gone downhill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell OP, I thought you were nowhereman and his jokes had gone downhill "

Can they go downhill? They're already at rock bottom

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance...his penis is perfect

Lu

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies."

Just draw a face on it...It's a hot look

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Bloody hell OP, I thought you were nowhereman and his jokes had gone downhill

Can they go downhill? They're already at rock bottom "

I miss his jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies.

Just draw a face on it...It's a hot look "

I’m on it, just trying to stick a tache on!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Only thing I would change about my penis is the lack of attention he gets!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies.

Just draw a face on it...It's a hot look

I’m on it, just trying to stick a tache on! "

Use handful of pubes that should do it ..you're welcome

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies.

Just draw a face on it...It's a hot look "

And add googly eyes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies.

Just draw a face on it...It's a hot look

And add googly eyes"

Now we are really talking..like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies."

Shades and a wig too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I love his dick immensely

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nope, I love his dick immensely "

Yeah but can it rock a sombrero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, I love his dick immensely

Yeah but can it rock a sombrero "

I will have to come back to you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread title would make a cool username. Just sayin'

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nope, I love his dick immensely

Yeah but can it rock a sombrero

I will have to come back to you on that one "

Can't wait

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Wouldn't change mine, I think it's beautiful... But then beauty's in the eye of the beholder ,

Xx

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe go for the Dick Tracy look ? Trilby, waterproof coat and ready to shoot.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Maybe go for the Dick Tracy look ? Trilby, waterproof coat and ready to shoot. "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm happy. I wouldn't say no to being a shower rather that a grower but it's not a serious issue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d probably like mine to wear a poncho and sombrero more often, it makes him look more mysterious for the ladies.

Just draw a face on it...It's a hot look

And add googly eyes

Now we are really talking..like it!"

Can’t forget a pair of maracas, could draw them on to your balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A beavers tail?? "

Well it does like to ride upstream...

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

No, Mr is ideal for me,

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bloody hell OP, I thought you were nowhereman and his jokes had gone downhill

Can they go downhill? They're already at rock bottom

I miss his jokes "

Where did nowhereman go?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nope, I love his dick immensely

Yeah but can it rock a sombrero "

There is one dick on here that can rock a sombrero and googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I get one or two more pubic hair please

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The only ones I'd change are the ones so big they're uncomfortable.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Bloody hell OP, I thought you were nowhereman and his jokes had gone downhill

Can they go downhill? They're already at rock bottom

I miss his jokes

Where did nowhereman go?! "

He's around somewhere or nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely loved Willy Dysmorphia's book on the Celts

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