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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Strangest thing you have brought home after a night out....??

Mine was a orange beacon thing and a palm tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cone..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Herpes.

(not really)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A one way street sign

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Mother of my kids!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A Welsh dresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her name was katy. Its a story id rather not repeat

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

This has been awhile , a strippers pasties on my glasses

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Flowers and a vase from behind the bar

and numerous glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends shoes and makeup. I have no idea why I had them

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By *nd_then_sheWoman
over a year ago

cork

Guinness branded paint tin

Getting it down from the ceiling was the fun part

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My housemate dressed head to toe in florescent lycra he didn't go out in.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Men at work sign and one of those flashing lights they use to mark roadworks I think - was on a weekend visiting a mate at Uni - he had them in his room for the rest of his time there

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A tambourine

A stranger that was being sick in the main road and coz I'd seen them I now had a sense of responsibility to them

Sat up all night watching that cunt making sure he wasn't a thief!

A cockroach.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Mother of my kids! "

Haha same .... more recently an Uber driver that bought us back from the attic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I visit my mums, I walk across a golf course. I quite often kicked the tee flags and re locate in peoples gardens.

Failing that supermarket trollies.

Its boring in Cornwall at times..

Sexually no one as I have respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet clothes off a washing line

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"Her name was katy. Its a story id rather not repeat"

Aaaah, I see you know my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest thing you have brought home after a night out....??

Mine was a orange beacon thing and a palm tree!"

8 or was it 9 salt shakers in my jacket and a bicycle.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Me & several friends acquired about 30 orange flashing beacons and spread them out on another mates driveway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of hot sauce !

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By *olf BlassMan
over a year ago

blackpool

And she admitted you were the father??? Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teapot

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Strangest thing you have brought home after a night out....??

Mine was a orange beacon thing and a palm tree!"

Good evening sparkle

An inflatable women and inflatable pig.... mates got them for 21st birthday..left em downstairs. Lovedoll was rather comfy in dads recliner, when he got up

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Strangest thing you have brought home after a night out....??

Mine was a orange beacon thing and a palm tree!

Good evening sparkle

An inflatable women and inflatable pig.... mates got them for 21st birthday..left em downstairs. Lovedoll was rather comfy in dads recliner, when he got up

Aww I love pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gnome, a rock and 2 pints of milk from the doorstep of a neighbour. Don't remember a thing and freaked out when I saw a gnome sitting on my bedside table haha

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

road signs and a totally fucked push bike ,cant remember a thing

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

"A gnome, a rock and 2 pints of milk from the doorstep of a neighbour. Don't remember a thing and freaked out when I saw a gnome sitting on my bedside table haha"

Better than in the bed

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Chlamydia... Only one night, but She just kept coming back like a sore itch

(Joke btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gnome, a rock and 2 pints of milk from the doorstep of a neighbour. Don't remember a thing and freaked out when I saw a gnome sitting on my bedside table haha

Better than in the bed

Very true x

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Half-a-dozen 'Happy Eater' flags...

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Hedgehog

woke up with it in a box in the dining room

Mrs

The Mr once came home absolutely smashed out his face from the grand national with a harmonica and had no idea how he got it

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Strangest thing you have brought home after a night out....??

Mine was a orange beacon thing and a palm tree!

Good evening sparkle

An inflatable women and inflatable pig.... mates got them for 21st birthday..left em downstairs. Lovedoll was rather comfy in dads recliner, when he got up

Aww I love pigs

That one never got loved

. It ended up as my Hockey teams mascot for tours, until it got nicked.. poor Raquel ( Trotter)

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Hedgehog

woke up with it in a box in the dining room

Mrs

The Mr once came home absolutely smashed out his face from the grand national with a harmonica and had no idea how he got it

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*the horny devil face wasn't meant to be there

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

A shower head and a shower gel wall dispenser. No idea where from

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Sainsbury's shopping trolley, it was about a 4 mile walk home as well

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

My best mates sister... not my best idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Traffic cone..

was is it with traffic cones ? I definitely remember bringing one home when I was younger !

And For wat ?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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It’s allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men at work sign. It was from the Land down under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought home a light up sky scraper from a Christmas party at the NEC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fire extinguisher from an abandoned building we broke into while d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ashtrays and salt n pepper pots

Sachets

My bf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet roll holder. And the mr many years ago a pig from the local farm x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Plenty of glasses. Beer mats off the bar.

Best one was a Christmas Tree on Christmas Eve when I was about 19, thinking I was clever till the morning when my Mum woke me up with an angry face cause I'd left it in the kitchen. Plus when went down to look at it, it was dead with barely any pines on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fire extinguisher ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet flush mechanism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Turkey (Ms Snoop)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Turkey (Ms Snoop)

Live ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

but I won it in a darts competition ..closet to the bull..

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

If I've been to a gig often something music related, many times woken up in the morning with bruises more often than not I can't work out how I got and once bright blue paint on my trousers still don't know where that came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

but I won it in a darts competition ..closet to the bull.."

what a prize

nearly spat my drink out

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