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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I want to know how many women I’m synced with by the power of mother nature as of today

Ovulating; horny and happy

In the pursuit of pleasure, empowered

PMS; still horny but now angry, ready to attack! or sad, ready to cry out loud! or both at the same time.

On Period; nothing matters but survival and food. Lots of cakes and pastries and more cakes.

Post- Period; self-doubting, questioning, maybe a bit vulnerable so keeping your distance with others. Seeking purpose and order. Maybe a little bit horny again

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

End of period horn? Lol

I get mega horny on my period unfortunately

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't have periods and I have more of a hormone soup than a hormone cycle.

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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Don't have periods and I have more of a hormone soup than a hormone cycle. "

Are the amount of mood ingredients changes or you are simply staying horny and want cake at all times?

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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"End of period horn? Lol

I get mega horny on my period unfortunately "

oh that’s the beginning of empowerment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above, God bless the Mirena! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mirena with periods sometimes. Not a clue

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Spring.. Heading towards ovulation. Although perimenopausal state means anything goes.. Horny and sensual at all stages of my cycle these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I want to know how many women I’m synced with by the power of mother nature as of today

Ovulating; horny and happy

In the pursuit of pleasure, empowered

PMS; still horny but now angry, ready to attack! or sad, ready to cry out loud! or both at the same time.

On Period; nothing matters but survival and food. Lots of cakes and pastries and more cakes.

Post- Period; self-doubting, questioning, maybe a bit vulnerable so keeping your distance with others. Seeking purpose and order. Maybe a little bit horny again

"

No womb. So f*ck knows.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On period but not allowed the cakes my willpower is out in full force today! Although I did a have a cheeky low carb friendly peanut butter milkshake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Don't have periods and I have more of a hormone soup than a hormone cycle.

Are the amount of mood ingredients changes or you are simply staying horny and want cake at all times? "

Pretty much yeah. Sometimes there's crying over being horny ot not having cake too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now

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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

[Removed by poster at 10/09/20 18:20:33]

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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now "
How???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post period. Ugh.

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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Don't have periods and I have more of a hormone soup than a hormone cycle.

Are the amount of mood ingredients changes or you are simply staying horny and want cake at all times?

Pretty much yeah. Sometimes there's crying over being horny or not having cake too. "

I feel you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

"

Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above, God bless the Mirena! X"

This!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Too old for periods which is great for my sex life

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

More lost in wonderland.

Not regular, very rare I have typical telltale signs. Haven't a clue what stage I am currently at

Alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How??? "

2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.

I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm between the fist 2. Mellow with an easily awoken horn.

I love my cycle tracker. It's warns me when I might be emotional or achey or ready to bleed puts things into perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but don’t feel too bad, just hoping it waits till Monday afternoon to arrive

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I should have finished blobbing this week, however I'm on day 9 of bleeding. 9!!! Normally I'm 4 or 5.

Can't lie, my moo is feeling as though it won't be long now before it's happy enough to do the whole *whispers* "sex" thing again.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m 54, the word period is no longer in my vocabulary, hoorraayyyy!!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???

2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.

I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much "

Best thing I ever did too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Post- Period; self-doubting, questioning, maybe a bit vulnerable so keeping your distance with others. Seeking purpose and order. Maybe a little bit horny again

"

I’m post period but probably more horny than a little bit at the moment

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’m 54, the word period is no longer in my vocabulary, hoorraayyyy!!!! "
My mum was in her 60s before she could say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!"

It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Fuck knows.my cycle has never ever been regular. Thanks PCOS

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???

2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.

I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much "

My Mirena has changed my periods to irregular hellscape to mostly regular and light to regular. I love it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I’m 54, the word period is no longer in my vocabulary, hoorraayyyy!!!! My mum was in her 60s before she could say that "

I hope it doesn’t come back then

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over a year ago

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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


" "

best of all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!

It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months "

It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy

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By *etite_delight OP   Woman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???

2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.

I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much

Best thing I ever did too "

I need to check that Mirena but.., I don’t have a good feeling of not having periods. I always think that I become a blow up balloon when my periods stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post period. Getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post period. Getting there"

Same. My bits are getting restless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!

It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months

It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy "

And you mine my darling.

The whole point of trying it was to get my off hormonal co contraception, but honestly I’d take the shitty hormones again in a heartbeat not to be constantly cramping and sore... or to have regular or no periods again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seventh year of perimenopause and I've been through the mill. Fingers crossed I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Periods are really light but can still last a week. No more anger, night sweats are rare and hot flushes now once in a blue moon. Sometimes get very vulnerable though.

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

Mini pill ... no hormonal roller coaster for 7 years no periods either ... whoop whoop!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!

It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months

It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy

And you mine my darling.

The whole point of trying it was to get my off hormonal co contraception, but honestly I’d take the shitty hormones again in a heartbeat not to be constantly cramping and sore... or to have regular or no periods again "

If it helps, the mirena has a lot lower dose of hormomes and its released directly into your uterus rather than into the blood stream like most contraceptives. Obviously as with anything some people don't get on with it but just thought I'd mention it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???

2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.

I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much

Best thing I ever did too

I need to check that Mirena but.., I don’t have a good feeling of not having periods. I always think that I become a blow up balloon when my periods stop "

I had those reservations but honestly it’s the best decision I’ve made for my body when it comes to contraception. I had tried implant/injection/what felt like every type of pill going and getting the Mirena was a game changer!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

None of those and I don’t experience them.... however I am approaching the four day prior to sleep phrase where I struggle to stay awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Menopause...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???

2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.

I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much

Best thing I ever did too

I need to check that Mirena but.., I don’t have a good feeling of not having periods. I always think that I become a blow up balloon when my periods stop

I had those reservations but honestly it’s the best decision I’ve made for my body when it comes to contraception. I had tried implant/injection/what felt like every type of pill going and getting the Mirena was a game changer! "

I had a mirena for a year and it was great but then I had to have it out for a gynae procedure and then I got put on the combined pill to prevent ovarian cysts so didn't get another .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

I no longer have periods

Sorry ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None.

I no longer have periods

Sorry ladies "

Implant? Xx

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon"

and hugs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the "Ash do you have to breath so loud" stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had my menopause early (mid 30s) was super horny before and still super horny now no difference at all drama free and horny just as i like the guys too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs! "

And cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Menopausal

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs!

And cake? "

Of course. Carrot cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs!

And cake?

Of course. Carrot cake? "

Only if it's without raisins

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs!

And cake?

Of course. Carrot cake?

Only if it's without raisins "

I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Period and horny as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs!

And cake?

Of course. Carrot cake?

Only if it's without raisins

I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too "

I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs!

And cake?

Of course. Carrot cake?

Only if it's without raisins

I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too

I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet "

I'll be satisfied just with your pretty face. Though I wouldn't say no to boobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!

It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months "

That's because they get a big pay out from the makers!! It's your body so you tell them to take it out or you will try to!! Make a weekly appointment and pester the life out of them until they take it out. That's what I did with my coil.

I dont know what stage I'm at. According to my tracker, I should be ovulating but I dont let my period rule my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs!

And cake?

Of course. Carrot cake?

Only if it's without raisins

I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too

I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet

I'll be satisfied just with your pretty face. Though I wouldn't say no to boobs... "

Sounds like a deal. My hormonal face is far from pretty right now anyway, so just stare at boobs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon

and hugs!

And cake?

Of course. Carrot cake?

Only if it's without raisins

I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too

I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet

I'll be satisfied just with your pretty face. Though I wouldn't say no to boobs...

Sounds like a deal. My hormonal face is far from pretty right now anyway, so just stare at boobs "

I'm sure it's still perfectly pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.

Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!

It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months

It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy

And you mine my darling.

The whole point of trying it was to get my off hormonal co contraception, but honestly I’d take the shitty hormones again in a heartbeat not to be constantly cramping and sore... or to have regular or no periods again "

If you have been sore with the IUD and considering hormones ask for the kylena it’s a smaller version of the Mirena. Costs a lot more hence they are hesitant to use it, but ideal for people who find the coil uncomfortable

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Gloriously, wonderfully not at any of those stages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the "Ash do you have to breath so loud" stage

"

I prefer the “throw chocolate at me from a safe distance” stage.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Don't have periods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No womb, on menopause and always horny... happy days

Her x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"No womb, on menopause and always horny... happy days

Her x"

I'm so jealous

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

post period and it sucks

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

On period but still horny and very frustrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the "Ash do you have to breath so loud" stage

I prefer the “throw chocolate at me from a safe distance” stage. "

Oh i expect that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the "Ash do you have to breath so loud" stage

I prefer the “throw chocolate at me from a safe distance” stage.

Oh i expect that too. "

*high five*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No womb, on menopause and always horny... happy days

Her x

I'm so jealous "

All in good time my lovely

Her x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Post period, super horny, two absolute fitties have been in my sights today but nothing can happen. Urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On period, but very horny. X

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