FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying phrases and words

By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Are there any that wind you up, even just a bit?

It bugs us when youngsters say

"I was like, he was like, she was like"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly...

Although I even sometimes use it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillaxing. I fucking hate that term. I do though love a “cunt”. However I appreciate that can grate on some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the absolute wank of a word mansplaining.

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Honestly...

Although I even sometimes use it myself

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To be honest, not being funny, but haven't like heard that for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word moist gives me the chills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Although I even sometimes use it myself

Honestly...do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the useless cliches you find in the veries

Oral skills

Omg

Pushing boundaries

What can I say

If you're lucky enough

Treat with respect

That's about all of you then.

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Chillaxing. I fucking hate that term. I do though love a “cunt”. However I appreciate that can grate on some. "

Chillax is in the Cambridge Dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any slogan from Boris and the Torys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innit

And I hate LOL

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"yeah BRO" "you alright BRO" or " it's PENG" the youth around us are little wanna be gangsters

Or someone saying "chin up" when you are a little down

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"The word moist gives me the chills "

That word makes my skin crawl

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Using words that mean the opposite to what you are actually trying to express typically common amongst teenagers such as dank and bare. Maybe I’m just getting old

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Using words that mean the opposite to what you are actually trying to express typically common amongst teenagers such as dank and bare. Maybe I’m just getting old

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absolutely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are SICK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say 'pacific'' instead of 'specific'

And banter when it is used as an excuse for being a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally" being used constantly

Banter/Bants

Diamond in the rough

No face pics due to profession but you won't be disappointed!

It is what it is

And those who message "What you sayin!?" (Usually guys under 30)

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My head of course used to fine us for saying like at uni as she said it was unprofessional.

I hate any version of "I don't mean to be rude/mean/etc but..."

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By *nakePilotMan
over a year ago

Merseyside, Lancashire & Cheshire

"kind of"

"sort of"

"you know"

"actually"

"obviously"

"...and stuff"

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Why don't you guys want MMF?

like we have to explain ourselves, if you can't read the bio then it's a bad start to a conversation with us

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A-up mi duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irregardless when they mean regardless

Could care less when they couldn't care less

Good God, I'm getting angry just typing those

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"A-up mi duck

Aup is pretty common around us but the "mi duck" but is rather annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and when people type could of, should of, would of

My word...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Just saying’

Yes. I know you’re just saying. You’ve just said it, you plum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate.

One modern yoofz did come up with which is a brilliant answer/ word...

"Whatever".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I was LITERALLY....' when it was anything but literal

'Can't be asked'

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Being told to 'Man up!'

Thanks! As if I don't feel emasculated enough already.

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

At the end of the day..... We go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Living it large’ and ‘Living my best life’ - gawd those two really irk me for some reason

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

How are you in yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome and 'Super' being put in front of words unnecessarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a phrase (which tends to get people more annoyed) I don't like because there is no known good comeback to it.....

"You need to calm down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You haven’t logged your lunch for today. Would you like to do it now”.

No MyFitnessPal I wouldn’t cos I had a McDonald’s.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

'Going forward'

Grrr......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You haven’t logged your lunch for today. Would you like to do it now”.

No MyFitnessPal I wouldn’t cos I had a McDonald’s. "

Hahaha. I feel this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

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By *amlee7986Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

"“You haven’t logged your lunch for today. Would you like to do it now”.

No MyFitnessPal I wouldn’t cos I had a McDonald’s. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a phrase (which tends to get people more annoyed) I don't like because there is no known good comeback to it.....

"You need to calm down""

"Well you need to: go fuck yourself/shut the fuck up/mind your fucking business"

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"“You haven’t logged your lunch for today. Would you like to do it now”.

No MyFitnessPal I wouldn’t cos I had a McDonald’s. "

Haha! Hate that notification, it quickly gets swiped away.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

gawjus

don’t know why, something in there cringes me big time!!! on the other hand, I have no problem with the word ‘gorgeous’

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"“You haven’t logged your lunch for today. Would you like to do it now”.

No MyFitnessPal I wouldn’t cos I had a McDonald’s. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holibobs

Mahoosive

Or anything similarly stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any that wind you up, even just a bit?

It bugs us when youngsters say

"I was like, he was like, she was like"

The word or phrase “lary” it belongs to a certain south cost town hideous word meaningless and so so Chav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your chin up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any that wind you up, even just a bit?

It bugs us when youngsters say

"I was like, he was like, she was like"

The word or phrase “lary” it belongs to a certain south cost town hideous word meaningless and so so Chav

And another “cheer up! it might never happen!” That’s punch worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Drive safe” wow what a great idea cos I was going to drive like an absolute maniac. Good job you gave me an alternative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' ist but

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

A hundred and one per cent

A thousand per cent

A million per cent

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Hun

Hate this

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By *oky99Couple
over a year ago

nodnoL

Don’t cry over spilt milk, What’s it about!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t cry over spilt milk, What’s it about!!!

"
what’s done is done. You can’t change it so don’t let it get you down.

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Tomorrow is another day

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By *oky99Couple
over a year ago

nodnoL

Oi Oi, gets my back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright bruv, what you doing bruh. hate them both.

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Oi Oi, gets my back up

Ask them "Whos Oi?" Teach them some manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Oi, gets my back up

Ask them "Whos Oi?" Teach them some manners

Oi oi savoloy is another one

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By *oky99Couple
over a year ago

nodnoL

Thanks OP

I’ll remember that for next time. x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"YOLO"

"TOTES amazing"

"That's let the cat out of the bag" (well put the little spawns of Satan, back in the twating bag)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say thank you for fucks sake.

It's no longer a courtesy if you're too lazy to say it properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Oi, gets my back up

Ask them "Whos Oi?" Teach them some manners

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say “lol” out loud.

It’s not ironic, it’s idiotic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A-up mi duck

Aup is pretty common around us but the "mi duck" but is rather annoying

Ww say hey up a lot here but we just call everyone love hey up love are you alreight haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy at work comes out with the phrase busy busy busy .

Reason it annoys me is he's one lazy fucker and I have to pick up he's slack and I'm the one busy not him

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

"A-up mi duck

Aup is pretty common around us but the "mi duck" but is rather annoying

At the Attic there's loads of Ducks!

"Alright mi Duck?" "What can i get you mi Duck?" "Fancy a **** mi Duck?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost exactly,it's either one or the other, can't be both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A-up mi duck

Aup is pretty common around us but the "mi duck" but is rather annoying

At the Attic there's loads of Ducks!

"Alright mi Duck?" "What can i get you mi Duck?" "Fancy a **** mi Duck?"

I will stick with hey up love what can I get ya love rather than ducks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say 'pacific'' instead of 'specific'

And banter when it is used as an excuse for being a cunt."

And expresso......GAAAAAH! There is no X damn it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any that wind you up, even just a bit?

It bugs us when youngsters say

"I was like, he was like, she was like"

Bae.

What the actual fuck is this planet we live on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously, like ya know, it’s like ummn obvious idn’t ummm, like obvious, it is what it is, ummm, no one saw me, like and uh ya cannot prove it, like ya know, obviously ummmm i dunno, like ya see, obviously it was’t me, cause ummn it wasnt my fault, like ya know i am not ummn responsible, obviously, i did not have sex with, ummmm, like that woman, ummm obviously, i didnt know, like ummm, she had a ummm bigger ummm ya know dick, like ummn it was huge, and ummm well ya know, umm I kinda thought, obviiusly ummm, like i was there, ummm but it wasnt ummn clearly, mmmn, let me be ummn clear that, well I kinda said ummm, well it might be, ya know ok ummm just this once and ummm yeah, obviously ummn well kinda felt umm pretty nice, but ummm i swear i umm Didnt look and umm a lotta um people say it was umm my Dad, but ummm obviously ummm he’s, well ya know been a little umm ya know uhhhhm dead kinda for umm like a while ummn now, but umm anyway.... obviously, I umm got, ya know umm like treated , well nit like right away , but obviously, well ummm after my, well kinda like umm, might be umm my ya know umm best friends, ummm my ya know, his wife, kinda said umm it hurt when obviously, she umm peed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Working hard or hardly working?"

Die in a fire...

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Snowflake...I hate it with a passion!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Obviously, like ya know, it’s like ummn obvious idn’t ummm, like obvious, it is what it is, ummm, no one saw me, like and uh ya cannot prove it, like ya know, obviously ummmm i dunno, like ya see, obviously it was’t me, cause ummn it wasnt my fault, like ya know i am not ummn responsible, obviously, i did not have sex with, ummmm, like that woman, ummm obviously, i didnt know, like ummm, she had a ummm bigger ummm ya know dick, like ummn it was huge, and ummm well ya know, umm I kinda thought, obviiusly ummm, like i was there, ummm but it wasnt ummn clearly, mmmn, let me be ummn clear that, well I kinda said ummm, well it might be, ya know ok ummm just this once and ummm yeah, obviously ummn well kinda felt umm pretty nice, but ummm i swear i umm Didnt look and umm a lotta um people say it was umm my Dad, but ummm obviously ummm he’s, well ya know been a little umm ya know uhhhhm dead kinda for umm like a while ummn now, but umm anyway.... obviously, I umm got, ya know umm like treated , well nit like right away , but obviously, well ummm after my, well kinda like umm, might be umm my ya know umm best friends, ummm my ya know, his wife, kinda said umm it hurt when obviously, she umm peed!"
Some dedication to the cause right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure of spelling but

"arksed" instead of "asked"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite, unless you want me to!

Get a new joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure of spelling but

"arksed" instead of "asked""

A lot of yanks have trouble with that one, it comes out as axed!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Chillaxing. I fucking hate that term. I do though love a “cunt”. However I appreciate that can grate on some. "

Never knock cunt

Chillaxing on the other hand....*shudders* who ever dreamt that up is a total cunt

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Going forwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going forwards"

Yes..lazy speech..most mean ' in the future ' going forward should be kept to the football commentaries

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Boils my piss and grinds my gears.......they just highlight the pent up irate personality of the person using the phrases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair....

And to be fair, I say it a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter

Fam

You get me

Lolz

Hun

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Nothing against you......BUT

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Simples

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I hate the term " pussy"!!

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"A-up mi duck

First time i visited Chesterfield I heard that phrase.. its a weird one for sure

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Alright Fam ?... i hate it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inappropriate pronoun usage, especially in meetings.

"I've been meaning to talk to yourself about that issue."

It's YOU.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

My days...

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

You know what i mean

You get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staycation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing against you......BUT"

Goes hand in hand with 'im not racist but..'

YES YOU ARE MATE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lifestyle". FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexcited

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Todays gone quick

This weeks gone quick

This year's gone quick

No, it's the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

That one really does my head in

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Oh and the absolute wank of a word mansplaining."

Or metrosexual, just as shite....well unless you are a knobhead of course

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

" I hate the term " pussy"!!"
I can trump that man pussy (bork)

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