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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got my period after being quite late... My first thought was "phew!" until I realised that I was panicking for nothing because NOBODY HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Maybe stress related.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe stress related."

I think it might be because I cut out carbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't miss those days

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

mine has been a prick this month. I'm normally 4 or 5 days. 9. 9 fucking days I've been bleeding ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't miss those days "

Nor me

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im literally wanting to fuck any man with a pulse right now that looks at me.. hahaha

just 2 more days and i can calm down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im literally wanting to fuck any man with a pulse right now that looks at me.. hahaha

just 2 more days and i can calm down again

"

I've looked. Can I have your postcode for my satnav?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im literally wanting to fuck any man with a pulse right now that looks at me.. hahaha

just 2 more days and i can calm down again

I've looked. Can I have your postcode for my satnav?"

hahahaha funny! x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im literally wanting to fuck any man with a pulse right now that looks at me.. hahaha

just 2 more days and i can calm down again

"

I feel you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mine has been a prick this month. I'm normally 4 or 5 days. 9. 9 fucking days I've been bleeding ffs.

"

Yikes, that sounds very not fun!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Just got my period after being quite late... My first thought was "phew!" until I realised that I was panicking for nothing because NOBODY HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS "

For a full diagnosis I would need to feel and weigh your breasts. Do they feel heavy? More sensitive than usual?

Clearly it’s a case of stress through lack of a regular right good fuck.

I have the cure of course but sense you may be worried by my lack ( complete absence actually) of medical qualifications. But don’t worry, I’ve got a white coat and will of course be wearing a mask.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Forgot to say - you need to make an appointment. Once your ghastly period is over of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got my period after being quite late... My first thought was "phew!" until I realised that I was panicking for nothing because NOBODY HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS

For a full diagnosis I would need to feel and weigh your breasts. Do they feel heavy? More sensitive than usual?

Clearly it’s a case of stress through lack of a regular right good fuck.

I have the cure of course but sense you may be worried by my lack ( complete absence actually) of medical qualifications. But don’t worry, I’ve got a white coat and will of course be wearing a mask. "

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Im literally wanting to fuck any man with a pulse right now that looks at me.. hahaha

just 2 more days and i can calm down again

"

same here

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Im literally wanting to fuck any man with a pulse right now that looks at me.. hahaha

just 2 more days and i can calm down again

same here "

Blimey - I’m getting a bit hot & bovvered reading these.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Im literally wanting to fuck any man with a pulse right now that looks at me.. hahaha

just 2 more days and i can calm down again

same here

"

Damn - I'm too old.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I haven't had a proper one in like 5 years . I could totally be one of those people who doesn't realise until I go into labour... Its a legit phobia.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I haven't had a proper one in like 5 years . I could totally be one of those people who doesn't realise until I go into labour... Its a legit phobia. "

A daughter of one of my best nates was like that. Didn't have a clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a subject I know fuck all about, but like every man I felt compelled to comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a subject I know fuck all about, but like every man I felt compelled to comment

"

Haha dw this is an inclusive thread

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