FabSwingers.com forum: That’s not normal...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s something that’s totally accepted as normal to everyone, but is terrifying for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The kids from Pinocchio getting turned into donkeys. What in the living fuck was that

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

failure

I'm getting better at it tho.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Letting small kids have mobile phones. No way kiddo. You're in my sight, you don't need one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Karaoke, absolutely sends shivers down my spine. Who thought it would be a good idea to let Des and Sharon from number 42 sing islands in the stream after too many Malibu and s?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that

Alright Worzel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That doll chucky nooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that

All cake lovers of fab 'descend'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting in a lift. Do I want to standing in a tiny metal coffin with strangers whilst being hurled upwards/downwards? Errr no. Hard pass. I’ll take the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Letting small kids have mobile phones. No way kiddo. You're in my sight, you don't need one! "

Hate this, C’s cousin had about 8 or 9 and has a smart phone, has tiktok, Instagram and snapchat. It’s ridiculous. I’ve blocked her on snapchat and insta, no need for it

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Soooo many ... where to start!

Put your trolley back

Get the red sauce out of the cupboard and in the fridge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Dolls - I was given a tiny tears as a youngster and it lived in the bottom of the wardrobe hidden in a box - creepy things.... shivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee grains in the sugar

That makes my haemarroids rage!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a clown at midnight with an axe is somewhat of a no no for me

Kills foreplay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that

All cake lovers of fab 'descend'

Coincidentally I ate one of mr kipplings exceedingly good cakes recently. People used to think they were a treat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a clown at midnight with an axe is somewhat of a no no for me

Kills foreplay!!"

In what world is that deemed normal by everyone else?! I’m curious about what goes on in your personal life now if that’s considered the norm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also a clown at midnight with an axe is somewhat of a no no for me

Kills foreplay!!

In what world is that deemed normal by everyone else?! I’m curious about what goes on in your personal life now if that’s considered the norm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that

All cake lovers of fab 'descend'

Coincidentally I ate one of mr kipplings exceedingly good cakes recently. People used to think they were a treat!!

Mr kiplings viennese whirls are still a treat for me on most days haha

Other brands don't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women being obsessed with shoes, chocolate and cake.

I loathe shoes, not fussed about chocolate and don’t go all weird over cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolls. I hate the creepy bastards. Had to put up with them with 2 girls.

Little kids with their ears pierced. Just no!

Watching soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolls. I hate the creepy bastards. Had to put up with them with 2 girls.

Little kids with their ears pierced. Just no!

Watching soaps "

What! My old action man scenarios were getting a bit weird were it not the occasional visit from my sisters barbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolls. I hate the creepy bastards. Had to put up with them with 2 girls.

Little kids with their ears pierced. Just no!

Watching soaps

What! My old action man scenarios were getting a bit weird were it not the occasional visit from my sisters barbie "

Haha I’m old. I had Sindy. She did marry my brothers action man though.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What’s something that’s totally accepted as normal to everyone, but is terrifying for you?"

Climbing a ladder. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge lip fillers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms. They're just wrong.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Letting small kids have mobile phones. No way kiddo. You're in my sight, you don't need one! "

THIS! my son was 12 before he got one and it was a basic one at that, not internet or camera!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a clown at midnight with an axe is somewhat of a no no for me

Kills foreplay!!

In what world is that deemed normal by everyone else?! I’m curious about what goes on in your personal life now if that’s considered the norm

Leeeeets not go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A relationship

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mushrooms. They're just wrong."

^ What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating 3 meals a day......

I can only eat two meals max

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that

You make my retirement plan sound so boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating 3 meals a day......

I can only eat two meals max"

Same tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating 3 meals a day......

I can only eat two meals max"

But, eating three meals doesn’t terrify me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant understand why some men stay in a miserable relationship.meaby partner is horrible to them.doesnt love them. Wont have sex with them yet expects him to remain celebate.demands money and wont let her man have a life.get out asap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i cant understand why some men stay in a miserable relationship.meaby partner is horrible to them.doesnt love them. Wont have sex with them yet expects him to remain celebate.demands money and wont let her man have a life.get out asap."

Did you actually read the OP? Or just fancied a rant?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Lots of things , doing the lottery, Watching tv, playing computer games, going to Nando’s, Tesco meal deals, Coke and Fanta....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively

This

It’s just wrong. Just make a little barrier between them with sausage or bacon and all is well in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating out every week

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively

This

It’s just wrong. Just make a little barrier between them with sausage or bacon and all is well in the world "

Tinned tomatoes too, they go pink when yolked.

Toast makes a good barrier , it can do egg, beans and tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do people understand the word terrifying

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Eating out every week"

You mean at restaurants right? Right!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating out every week

You mean at restaurants right? Right!?

For me it would be either being single to be honest

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Eating out every week

You mean at restaurants right? Right!?

For me it would be either being single to be honest

Terrifying though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating out every week

You mean at restaurants right? Right!?

For me it would be either being single to be honest

Terrifying though... "

Yeah, in a shocking way rather than scary.

Actually that doesn't make it sound better, I'll just shut up now

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt."

BANG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

BANG!

My point exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt."

Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.

Balloons can be terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively "

Just for the record eating baked beans for breakfast is a British thing....

The rest of the world eats baked beans with hot dogs and maybe just once a year.....

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

BANG!

My point exactly."

But what about magic static hair and sticking to the ceiling?

Or balloon animals that look like something dodgy?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.

Balloons can be terrifying "

It was my pleasure to have something of mild interest to add to your thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.

Balloons can be terrifying

It was my pleasure to have something of mild interest to add to your thread."

I appreciate it, and I appreciate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

BANG!

My point exactly.

But what about magic static hair and sticking to the ceiling?

Or balloon animals that look like something dodgy?..."

Fill your boots, go crazy with the ballon ‘fun’.

Just keep it the fuck away from me.

I’ll leave the room.

Enjoy the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping next to people.

It’s a BIG DEAL for me who I trust enough to sleep next to. When I was a teenager and at a party or whatever I’d sleep on the floor in the corner rather than potentially wake up next to someone snoozing in bed/on the sofa next to me. Hard no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.

Balloons can be terrifying

It was my pleasure to have something of mild interest to add to your thread.

I appreciate it, and I appreciate you "

I appreciate your appreciation and it’s returned with extra.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Eating out every week

You mean at restaurants right? Right!?

For me it would be either being single to be honest

Terrifying though...

Yeah, in a shocking way rather than scary.

Actually that doesn't make it sound better, I'll just shut up now

Just you going down like

. Shocking!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.

Balloons can be terrifying "

Hey! Marriage WAS a legitimate example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In American beauty pageants and in the gypsy community, they see it as acceptable to put make up on children.

I see it as fucking weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting on a train. Its the gap!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balloons.

Terrified of the fucking things.

It’s the unpredictability.

Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.

Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.

Balloons can be terrifying

Hey! Marriage WAS a legitimate example

. "

Yes, it was to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people understand the word terrifying "

Obviously not as what could have been a decent thread has turned into a load of ranty bollocks.

Im terrified of the sea. Won't go on a boat unless it is unavoidable, wont go to the shore line and piers, well the thought of water being under me is too much to cope with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people understand the word terrifying

Obviously not as what could have been a decent thread has turned into a load of ranty bollocks."

"Im terrified of the sea. Won't go on a boat unless it is unavoidable, wont go to the shore line and piers, well the thought of water being under me is too much to cope with. "

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Used to be scared of bridges , that one as you enter Bristol used to freak me out in particular and I’d avoid Birmingham altogether , sweaty hand syndrome, eyes fixed forward ad deep breathing .... but it’s fine now

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Clowns,

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee grains in the sugar

That makes my haemarroids rage!!"

I hate this too, although I find digging them out strangely therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish fingers sandwiches.

Actually fish fingers in general. Yuck!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The thought of having to retire at some point terrifies me, most people seem to look forward to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish fingers sandwiches.

Actually fish fingers in general. Yuck! "

Never had one of these sandwiches up until 3 months ago. I wouldn't say yuck when they are made with the right fillings

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Marriage

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