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If you had a choice how you could die

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know this is a morbid idea for a thread, but if you knew when your time was up and you had an option to chose how your life would end..... how would you like to go?

Death by pussy on my face sounds good to me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

In my sleep....quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote TENET, “old”

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Old, with all my marbles, still well for my age and in my sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand why people find death awkward..its gonna happen to us all.

For me, tin pan alley by Stevie Ray Vaughan followed by when it comes to bury me by rag n bone buzzing loudly through headphones. A fine bottle of single malt and the coolest spot on a mountain summit.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"In my sleep....quietly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by Orgy

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Never

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Like the Duke of Clarence, drowned in a butt of malmsey wine. I'm not a big fan of sweet wine, so I'll opt for a butt of rum instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably die doing something good!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"In my sleep....quietly "

This

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In at least 60 years time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by snu snu definitely

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Heroically

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Helping someone else to live. That would be my perfect way to go.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Something amazingly peaceful.

Maybe by a waterfall with a rainbow above it.

No pain, just sit down, look up and be thankful that I was right there, right then taking in the beauty, no fear just tranquility.

Listening to the wildlife around me and weirdly giving them permission to help themselves to my flesh for food once I had left my body.

One big inhale, a nod of thanks, and then my last exhale as I lay down.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Peacefully in my sleep

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

In my sleep in the arms of my husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peacefully, with someone I love holding my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However causes my loved ones the least hassle , I mean hopefully not too tragic or painful but whatever way is easiest for them to sort out would be great

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

shot by a jealous lover at the age of 100 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old, sane, not in pain, being held and feeling loved by my boyfriend and children.

Her x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!

Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.

We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.

Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!

Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.

Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.

Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something "

Have I told you I love you lately?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!

Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.

We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.

Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!

Any suggestions? "

stuck on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.

Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something "

Are you really Wile E. Coyote?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.

Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something

Are you really Wile E. Coyote?!"

Imagine that for a plot twist.

I’d be remembered as the worlds greatest catfish

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!

Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.

We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.

Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!

Any suggestions? "

Lol. Ride on time by Black box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.

Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something

Are you really Wile E. Coyote?!

Imagine that for a plot twist.

I’d be remembered as the worlds greatest catfish "

Beep beep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!

Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.

We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.

Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!

Any suggestions?

Lol. Ride on time by Black box!"
.. Astronomia... if you know your memes you'll understand

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!

Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.

We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.

Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!

Any suggestions?

stuck on you? "

Great choice - I’ll pop it in the will!

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Peacefully and painlessly in my sleep, holding my cock for comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dramatically like a scene from Shakespeare but in space with ray guns while d*unk on tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick...don't want to be a burden on my loved ones...when Death smiles at you all you can do is smile back .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quietly, painlessly, with dignity and hopefully being unaware. But if I had to pass while on the job so be it preferably with a face full of pussy ??????

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd like to die in my sleep but not in bed, imagine how awful it would be for your partner to wake up next to a body in the morning.

Better to have a little nap in a chair and not wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot nurse , smooth pussy , huge part ass,.. ASSfictiation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot nurse , smooth pussy , huge part ass,.. ASSfictiation"
**pert**

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Painlessly and without fear, ideally.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A cool summers night staring at the stars in the dark night sky?

As an old single guy - a couple of hookers, pizza & bottle of Jack Daniels?

As long as I don't die on the bog like Elvis with my burger & vitamins..... Don't want the embarrassment of them breaking my knee caps cos of rigger to get me in the body bags! However, knowing how my luck goes it will be something like this and probably a last minute stiff with a stiffy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my sleep, pain free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something amazingly peaceful.

Maybe by a waterfall with a rainbow above it.

No pain, just sit down, look up and be thankful that I was right there, right then taking in the beauty, no fear just tranquility.

Listening to the wildlife around me and weirdly giving them permission to help themselves to my flesh for food once I had left my body.

One big inhale, a nod of thanks, and then my last exhale as I lay down. "

Beautiful

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Quickly or in my sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain free and expected so my family don’t need to try and revive me.

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Billericay

Quietly in my sleep, just like my dad, rather than screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"To quote TENET, “old” "

This

Old and in bed peacefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly, as painlessly as possible and alone. I know I'm likely to die younger and wouldn't want my husband, or family to have to find me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on a beach listening to the waves watching the sun go down

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Quietly in my sleep, just like my dad, rather than screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus."

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Gotta be 80s action style... taking one last drag of my cigarette, nodding at the babes I liberated to "get to the chopper!!", and saying something like "im getting to old for this shit" or "see you in hell" as I go down in a hail of bullets and grenades. Its the only way really

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I want to live to one hundred. Then be shot by a jealous husband.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

A bottle of decent scotch and never wake up again

An extreme way of avoiding a hangover, granted, but needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Helping someone else to live. That would be my perfect way to go. "

Funny, while thinking of an answer the thought that kept popping up was the effect on those I love - what would be the least traumatic for them. I then read the thread and was quite surprised that there were so few similar replies.

Suddenly and unexpectedly is probably what most want whereas a warning and time to adjust is probably easier for family.

I loved this reply though

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my sleep....quietly "

...and not screaming like 247 passengers on the plane your flying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta be 80s action style... taking one last drag of my cigarette, nodding at the babes I liberated to "get to the chopper!!", and saying something like "im getting to old for this shit" or "see you in hell" as I go down in a hail of bullets and grenades. Its the only way really "

Depending on which side of the Liffy you're on, it might just come to pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls deep in someone so I can cum and go at the same time

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Submerging in the sea in a quiet moon night, surrounded by blue wales where this ones would lead me to lie in the sand of the deep see waters, peaceful.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Submerging in the sea in a quiet full moon light, surrounded by blue wales where this ones would lead me to lie in the sand of the deep see waters, peaceful."

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Submerging in the sea in a quiet full moon light, surrounded by blue wales where this ones would lead me to lie in the sand of the deep sea waters, peaceful."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullet to the head.

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