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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Are we too late?

xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm still on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late joining but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stillllllll here

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I'm still on the shelf "

Me too... With dust and everything

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Stillllllll here "

Hi

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm still on the shelf

Me too... With dust and everything "

And pesky cobwebs

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London


"Stillllllll here "

How?!

xx

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm still on the shelf

Me too... With dust and everything "

1974 the best year we still not passed our sell by date

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I'm still on the shelf

Me too... With dust and everything

And pesky cobwebs "

My cobwebs also have flies in them ok I'll stop now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could write your name in the dust around me

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

im still looking for dateables and someone you thinks the same for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five threads, no dates.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still in this.

I found a friendship date on previous threads which is awesome and super exciting.

I am still looking for a 'date' date with either a male or female.

Fingers crossed I get lucky this time

Her x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

The shelf is now my home and I have started knitting my shawl for winter warmth

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Ops should have been 4 my bag

Move along people nothing to see here

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

can someone dust me off?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I missed 4 threads lol im in though

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm just undateable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can someone dust me off?"

You're gorgeous.... surely you don't have any problems xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just undateable "

Not at all.... your just too far away from me

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm just undateable

Not at all.... your just too far away from me "

There some effort put in right there people!! You can reach me by ......... that song !

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over


"can someone dust me off?

You're gorgeous.... surely you don't have any problems xx"

Thank you.. but the struggle is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can someone dust me off?

You're gorgeous.... surely you don't have any problems xx

Thank you.. but the struggle is real"

Next time I'm in the NW I'll take you on a date xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A date...?? I only tend to have them at Christmas

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"can someone dust me off?"
dust you of then give you a good polish

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over


"can someone dust me off?

You're gorgeous.... surely you don't have any problems xx

Thank you.. but the struggle is real

Next time I'm in the NW I'll take you on a date xx"

Holding you to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can someone dust me off?

You're gorgeous.... surely you don't have any problems xx

Thank you.. but the struggle is real

Next time I'm in the NW I'll take you on a date xx

Holding you to that "

Feel free.... I'd be honored to escort you out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh. Still waiting

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"can someone dust me off?

You're gorgeous.... surely you don't have any problems xx

Thank you.. but the struggle is real

Next time I'm in the NW I'll take you on a date xx

Holding you to that

Feel free.... I'd be honored to escort you out xx"

You pimp you !!

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Bump !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Liverpool is a lovely city ladies

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

London too

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By *kblokenorthMan
over a year ago

Any

Still looking.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This is the 1st of these threads I've joined in on.

.

Does anybody want a bit of chunky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many gorgeous people on the shelf. People must be blind. I'll pop myself onto the end.

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Welcome in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome in "

Thank you. Do you have a duster I can borrow?

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Welcome in

Thank you. Do you have a duster I can borrow?"

Erm will a Henry do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join, if I may?

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"I'll join, if I may? "

The more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll join, if I may?

The more the merrier "

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room on the shelf for me?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Any room on the shelf for me?"

Its a lot more comfortable on my lap.

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Any room on the shelf for me?"

There’s no shelf in here and yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you stop letting all the sexy ladies in. I don't stand a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still want a date off the back of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for me in here or shall I sit in corner

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Still want a date off the back of this thread "

That’s the plan hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you stop letting all the sexy ladies in. I don't stand a chance "

You stand as just as good a chance as anyone lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I’ll jump on the shelf always up for a chat and who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its probably a tad late, but in for a bit x

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Will you stop letting all the sexy ladies in. I don't stand a chance

You stand as just as good a chance as anyone lovely

"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to wine & dine me

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Id happily settle for a platonic date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to wine & dine me "

Can I volunteer

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"I'm still on the shelf "

That so needs to change, you could be my bookend any day

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm still on the shelf

That so needs to change, you could be my bookend any day "

Don’t you need two ?

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"I'm still on the shelf

That so needs to change, you could be my bookend any day

Don’t you need two ? "

Normally yes, but i threw the books out to make space for the gorgeous lady. Shelf gone too now. Plenty of room on sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you stop letting all the sexy ladies in. I don't stand a chance

You stand as just as good a chance as anyone lovely

"

That's kind. Thank you x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Stillllllll here "

Let me know when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?"

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute! "

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who so far has managed to find a date?

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute! "

I know you can research on u-tube I did

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Count me in.

How are the ladies going to filter all us guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020"

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stuck on the shelf hoping i get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

I know you can research on u-tube I did "

Can you help me. I'm technically inept

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing! "

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"So who so far has managed to find a date?"

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!"

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Working on it

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm still on the shelf

That so needs to change, you could be my bookend any day "

Best offer I've had in ages

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at "

Got plans this weekend??

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"So who so far has managed to find a date?

Not me "

Pfffffft. Ive asked you for a date a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still want a date! Been stood up like 4 times in a row, obviously I'm a lost cause

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I still want a date! Been stood up like 4 times in a row, obviously I'm a lost cause "

Or you dodged 4 bullets which pretty much means you're neo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I still want a date! Been stood up like 4 times in a row, obviously I'm a lost cause "

If they didn't turn up then they didn't deserve you.

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"I still want a date! Been stood up like 4 times in a row, obviously I'm a lost cause "

We’re all going to get there eventually hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at

Got plans this weekend?? "

On a virtual date with you, I was hoping

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

And on the plus side we’re all making friends too (not you you know who you are)

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at

Got plans this weekend??

On a virtual date with you, I was hoping "

Knew it you’re after junk mail aren’t you

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at

Got plans this weekend??

On a virtual date with you, I was hoping "

Ooh is it the sort where you ignore my message or i ask to meet in the carpark? No no no don't answer i like surprises!

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL.. "

Red or grey?

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

Red or grey?"

Eerrmm Gray! Yes gray definitely

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

Red or grey?

Eerrmm Gray! Yes gray definitely "

Time to grab me nuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at

Got plans this weekend??

On a virtual date with you, I was hoping

Ooh is it the sort where you ignore my message or i ask to meet in the carpark? No no no don't answer i like surprises!"

Haha, glad you like surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at

Got plans this weekend??

On a virtual date with you, I was hoping

Knew it you’re after junk mail aren’t you "

Damn it... Onto me. How did you know?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I've heard people talk about this "date" thing, isn't it just an urban myth?

I think so, this word, date, it doesn't compute!

It's not where as a guy you send a message to someone and they ignore you or as a woman you say no to the offer of sex in a carpark then get called a slag and blocked is it?

If so I've had loads of dates recently and didn't realise, yet I'm sure my parents said it involved going for walks or food at a fancy restaurant, doesn't sound like anything i recognize. #datingin2020

Ooooh, I like your parents version, must try that dinner thing!

Sounds a bit expensive, between you and me my old man told me he was expected to pay!! Can you believe that? All he got was a peck on the cheek after walking her home too!

What?! That's crazy, split the bill and cheeky snog and grope in the moonlight. That's where its at

Got plans this weekend??

On a virtual date with you, I was hoping

Ooh is it the sort where you ignore my message or i ask to meet in the carpark? No no no don't answer i like surprises!

Haha, glad you like surprises "

I'm not sure if i should be worried at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet were all still here it's like there all trying to tell us something we just ain't picking up on it

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Yet were all still here it's like there all trying to tell us something we just ain't picking up on it "

Hay men brother

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Ive been on this shelf that long that if im not taken soon I think riggamortise is going to set in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we will hit part 10 by the time the penny drops

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"Maybe we will hit part 10 by the time the penny drops "

You give us too much credit

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Maybe we will hit part 10 by the time the penny drops

You give us too much credit"

Well that’s the spirit lads ! NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here for coffee, cake and company.

I’ll await the flood of suitors wanting cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet were all still here it's like there all trying to tell us something we just ain't picking up on it "

Come here, let me whisper into your ear, too many people are listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m here for coffee, cake and company.

I’ll await the flood of suitors wanting cake "

All of those things are music to my ears and bbw tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL.. "

Got more chance of a date with a squirrel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly the things she wispered good thing you said that quietly the shelf's busy today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly the things she wispered good thing you said that quietly the shelf's busy today "

I like the shelf! I get a great view of all the hot people having fun #superperv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

Got more chance of a date with a squirrel!! "
I have heard there so self-centred best dodge a date with a squirrel

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

Got more chance of a date with a squirrel!! "

Honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly the things she wispered good thing you said that quietly the shelf's busy today "

Always best to keep one's business to oneself I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly the things she wispered good thing you said that quietly the shelf's busy today

Always best to keep one's business to oneself I find "
that and I wouldn't like to repeat what one said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want a date! Been stood up like 4 times in a row, obviously I'm a lost cause

Or you dodged 4 bullets which pretty much means you're neo"

Wish I really was in the matrix and in real life people actually want to date me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want a date! Been stood up like 4 times in a row, obviously I'm a lost cause

If they didn't turn up then they didn't deserve you. "

Awwww. Actually I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a bit lonely on this shelf

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Im of the opinion I'm undatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone get a date today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a bit lonely on this shelf "
your never lonely when your on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a bit lonely on this shelf your never lonely when your on the shelf "

Believe me I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in the corner with popcorn watching his inbox fill with vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in st Austell couple weeks ago as well the shelf's so busy I didn't see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

Got more chance of a date with a squirrel!!

Honestly "

I should surely be knee deep in todger by now, but.. nada, nothing, zilch!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

Got more chance of a date with a squirrel!!

Honestly

I should surely be knee deep in todger by now, but.. nada, nothing, zilch!"

If his todger is around your knees then he's in the wrong place.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"I'm still on the shelf

That so needs to change, you could be my bookend any day

Best offer I've had in ages "

Cool, join me on the sofa, its more comfortable. You might even get another poem, like yesterday

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"And Moving on swiftly LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL..

Got more chance of a date with a squirrel!!

Honestly

I should surely be knee deep in todger by now, but.. nada, nothing, zilch!"

Thankfully me Iver todger that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might explain the reason for the shelf it's gone very quiet most likely all in bed by 6.30

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

The magic hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake.

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Squirrels I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too late to join??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know "

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?"

Find a date it’s not easy!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy! "

Its easier to find a needle in a haystack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy!

Its easier to find a needle in a haystack "

Still no date?

I might have to pimp you out in a second!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a date .......... lottery odds are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too late to join??"

See, I would like to go on a date with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrived with a feather duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy! "

Thats cos of your odd shaped ball!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy!

Its easier to find a needle in a haystack

Still no date?

I might have to pimp you out in a second!"

Go on then....give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy!

Its easier to find a needle in a haystack

Still no date?

I might have to pimp you out in a second!

Go on then....give it a go "

Done, get your ass in there!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Its in

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

What’s this all about then

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I've been asked, then blocked when i say yes some people are strange...

Or I'm just undateable. More coffee and cake for myself then

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy!

Its easier to find a needle in a haystack "

True but it’s been done

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy!

Thats cos of your odd shaped ball! "

How rude the game of the gods

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've been asked, then blocked when i say yes some people are strange...

Or I'm just undateable. More coffee and cake for myself then "

Did someone say cake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know

Never saw part 1, what do we have to do?

Find a date it’s not easy!

Thats cos of your odd shaped ball!

How rude the game of the gods "

I am pretty sure it came after them, but yes, its the one ball game I can tolerate!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd like to go on a date to this place that has a whole menu of loose teas served in those little glass teapots with the filter in them .

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

I can tolerate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with it people someone’s going to get there eventually

P.S when you do let the rest of us know "

I gave up after part 1. Load of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still on the shelf "

You ain't on the shelf. You are a stunning lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go on a date to this place that has a whole menu of loose teas served in those little glass teapots with the filter in them . "

Happy to take you there Lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps I'm in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck everyone. I'm leaving.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'd like to go on a date to this place that has a whole menu of loose teas served in those little glass teapots with the filter in them .

Happy to take you there Lacey "

That's a very long way to come!

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Where did this bloody shelf come from wasn’t in hear at the start..?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

I feel like Bagpuss & his friends, I've been on the shelf that long .

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm still on the shelf

You ain't on the shelf. You are a stunning lady "

Thanks, glad someone thinks so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All talk and no action so I’m still in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still sat in corner then

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Still sat in corner then "

I'll come keep you company

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

wait this thread is still going? Nobody has a date yet? Ok who wants pie and chips, a quick fumble and the taxi fair home?

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Let the weekend begin

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"wait this thread is still going? Nobody has a date yet? Ok who wants pie and chips, a quick fumble and the taxi fair home?"

I'm happy with chips

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"wait this thread is still going? Nobody has a date yet? Ok who wants pie and chips, a quick fumble and the taxi fair home?

I'm happy with chips "

Grab your coat I'm a sucker for a cheap date

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Chips and sausage ?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"Chips and sausage ?"

Chipolata

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Chips and sausage ?

Chipolata "

Ohm someone been peeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chips and sausage ?

Chipolata

Ohm someone been peeking "

I've not looked yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chips and sausage ?

Chipolata

Ohm someone been peeking

I've not looked yet "

Might I interest you in a date? Xx

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By *layful Harlequin OP   Man
over a year ago

iver heath


"Chips and sausage ?

Chipolata

Ohm someone been peeking

I've not looked yet "

Lol would you like to ! It’s not much to look at as him apparently x

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"Chips and sausage ?

Chipolata

Ohm someone been peeking

I've not looked yet

Lol would you like to ! It’s not much to look at as him apparently x"

You kids get it on but I'm having the chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm too late

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