FabSwingers.com forum: Touchy subject... WOMEN

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lady’s, we do appreciate you a lot... as partner, sister, mother, friend etc...

But we never understands you!!

You say yes and it a no

You say you want and you don’t

You say you love this and you actually don’t.

Please take it easy on us poor me

Our little brain can’t take it

I know I’m a fuckin dead meat now... but at least I wanna die Known what is going on in women’s head

No swearing please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy....cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had a bad day OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy....cake"

I’m looking for a long time effect

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

... and when I say my yes is yes and no is no, men don’t believe me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had a bad day OP?

looks like it’s gonna get worse after this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... and when I say my yes is yes and no is no, men don’t believe me

They are confused, believe me the poor men are confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

Basically yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And gin please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

Chocolate so they happier, and cock ( mercy on us men ) to fuck us with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy....cake"

Nope. Not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait I thought it was no means yes and yes means anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And again, nope, not for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And again, nope, not for me

What would you like my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And gin please "

So fussy these women these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand myself half the time, I wouldn't try. How the fuckity fuck are you guys supposed to understand me

Cake is a word I respond to though, cannot go wrong with cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And gin please

So fussy these women these days!"

Shhhhhh just bring the gin, don’t wake the devil inside them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?"

You are in the wrong thread Queenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And gin please

So fussy these women these days!

Shhhhhh just bring the gin, don’t wake the devil inside them

Do you know who you're addressing mere mortal!

I am the devil incarnate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im with you man.

they are had it their way for too long.

its time for some home truths and no holding back opinions.

i'll start.

babe your 10 pounds overweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And gin please

So fussy these women these days!

Shhhhhh just bring the gin, don’t wake the devil inside them

Do you know who you're addressing mere mortal!

I am the devil incarnate!"

First death in this thread... next!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im with you man.

they are had it their way for too long.

its time for some home truths and no holding back opinions.

i'll start.

babe your 10 pounds overweight

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Meh, men complain they don't understand us but if you're vocal about what they want then you're 'annoying' and 'nagging'. If they listen in the first place that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meh, men complain they don't understand us but if you're vocal about what they want then you're 'annoying' and 'nagging'. If they listen in the first place that is

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We do listen when you “women” say No, but when we act based on No we get the shit.... and we should of worked out it was a yes!!!

How

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

We will never understand you guys either...

How is it that none of you can ever pick up on a hint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cant listen to a women when shes going off on one.

guys you know what im saying.

you this and you that. while shes necking her 3ltr cheap cider.

and while your getting an ear full shes texting the world about what a shit you are.

im with you man, we need to start fires and march.

MLM.

Men's lives Matter!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You always want straight, plain and simple whereas we tend to over think and complicate it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'd say I'm quite honest as I don't have much free time as it is and I don't like to waste others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We will never understand you guys either...

How is it that none of you can ever pick up on a hint? "

A hit! Do you call... no I’m not hungry when you are starving a hint

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You always want straight, plain and simple whereas we tend to over think and complicate it

Women overcomplicate? It's only ever men I've had confess undying love to me after barely talking to me for years

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"you cant listen to a women when shes going off on one.

guys you know what im saying.

you this and you that. while shes necking her 3ltr cheap cider.

and while your getting an ear full shes texting the world about what a shit you are.

im with you man, we need to start fires and march.

MLM.

Men's lives Matter!

Bad experience? I think you need to talk it through!! I'm happy to listen but bring cider - not cheap crap though I'll take Cornish Rattler please

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"We will never understand you guys either...

How is it that none of you can ever pick up on a hint?

A hit! Do you call... no I’m not hungry when you are starving a hint

Yessss you should know better.... always hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You always want straight, plain and simple whereas we tend to over think and complicate it

Women overcomplicate? It's only ever men I've had confess undying love to me after barely talking to me for years

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How many ‘hey stranger long time no speak’ messages did you get during lockdown? They all came out the woodwork!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you talking about women as a collective unit, you’ve only got to look at the quiche thread to realise how different they are, i know quiche is a very emotive topic and can polarise people but the variety in opinion on a simple savoury snack will show that whatever your sex we are all individuals with very different hopes and dreams.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"You always want straight, plain and simple whereas we tend to over think and complicate it

Women overcomplicate? It's only ever men I've had confess undying love to me after barely talking to me for years

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You can't blame them really though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you cant listen to a women when shes going off on one.

guys you know what im saying.

you this and you that. while shes necking her 3ltr cheap cider.

and while your getting an ear full shes texting the world about what a shit you are.

im with you man, we need to start fires and march.

MLM.

Men's lives Matter!

Bad experience? I think you need to talk it through!! I'm happy to listen but bring cider - not cheap crap though I'll take Cornish Rattler please

lol talk to a women! are you crazy! lol

they are alien mindset with crazy ideas and inflated opinions of themselves lol.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You always want straight, plain and simple whereas we tend to over think and complicate it

Women overcomplicate? It's only ever men I've had confess undying love to me after barely talking to me for years

How many ‘hey stranger long time no speak’ messages did you get during lockdown? They all came out the woodwork! "

I'm pretty sure every guy I've dated or even kissed messaged me during lockdown

. Even the ones with monogamous girlfriends

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why are you talking about women as a collective unit, you’ve only got to look at the quiche thread to realise how different they are, i know quiche is a very emotive topic and can polarise people but the variety in opinion on a simple savoury snack will show that whatever your sex we are all individuals with very different hopes and dreams.

Got confused and tried to sex up a quiche. Didn't end well

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Meh, men complain they don't understand us but if you're vocal about what they want then you're 'annoying' and 'nagging'. If they listen in the first place that is

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Sorry, that flew right over my head. Please repeat , i will listen this time.. and watch Topgear. I can

Multi task honest !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You always want straight, plain and simple whereas we tend to over think and complicate it

Women overcomplicate? It's only ever men I've had confess undying love to me after barely talking to me for years

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lol they not men.

they are fools

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me add this, ladies we love you we just want to understand you a bit more that’s all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait I thought it was no means yes and yes means anal"

Accurate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait I thought it was no means yes and yes means anal

Accurate!"

This one

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all individuals, and all unique...

There is quite a well known book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" and twenty years ago I took the time to read it. I wouldn't subscribe to everything in it, but there are some really great pointers that can help understand your partner, which I'm sure would be beneficial regardless of gender.

There is also a genetic difference between men and women. Nature has given us different roles. Genrally, while we understand those roles, we less well equipped to understand the motivations behind each others roles.

But SassyandCute nailed it!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"im with you man.

they are had it their way for too long.

its time for some home truths and no holding back opinions.

i'll start.

babe your 10 pounds overweight

Empowered women would just laugh, shrug and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope we want a bloody grown man not a 14 yr old boy who has a tantrum because Mummy said No!

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"They just want chocolate and cock, trust me, I've read it online

And gin please "

And coffee ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women hard to understand..... really ????

I think men need to take a long hard look at themselves

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t even understand me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don’t even understand me

Haha I get that. Us guys can feel this way too . I've never quite got to grips with how my brain works either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope we want a bloody grown man not a 14 yr old boy who has a tantrum because Mummy said No!

And you will find the grown man accept no as an answer... but however when no turn to be a mysteries yes

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Lady’s, we do appreciate you a lot... as partner, sister, mother, friend etc...

But we never understands you!!

You say yes and it a no

You say you want and you don’t

You say you love this and you actually don’t.

Please take it easy on us poor me

Our little brain can’t take it

I know I’m a fuckin dead meat now... but at least I wanna die Known what is going on in women’s head

No swearing please!"

Speak for yourself!!!!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope we want a bloody grown man not a 14 yr old boy who has a tantrum because Mummy said No!

And you will find the grown man accept no as an answer... but however when no turn to be a mysteries yes

Personally I think if a woman says no but really means yes then that's her problem. She can't really complain when she doesn't get what she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think if a woman says no but really means yes then that's her problem. She can't really complain when she doesn't get what she wants. "

I am a firm believer in NO means NO and STOP means STOP. I think everyone should. So, when a woman says no to me I accept it, and don't try to change her mind. If she actually means yes, then she's going to miss out!

Maybe I too loose a few opportunities, but I keep my self-respect and dignity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we just can't hear what women want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope we want a bloody grown man not a 14 yr old boy who has a tantrum because Mummy said No!

And you will find the grown man accept no as an answer... but however when no turn to be a mysteries yes

Personally I think if a woman says no but really means yes then that's her problem. She can't really complain when she doesn't get what she wants. "

Agree with me 100% specially if you don’t know the person well enough to read or understand them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope we want a bloody grown man not a 14 yr old boy who has a tantrum because Mummy said No!

And you will find the grown man accept no as an answer... but however when no turn to be a mysteries yes

Personally I think if a woman says no but really means yes then that's her problem. She can't really complain when she doesn't get what she wants.

Agree with me 100% specially if you don’t know the person well enough to read or understand them!"

You*

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Sometimes it's safer not to give a response, especially when asked "does this make me look fat"

It's a trick question

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Lady’s, we do appreciate you a lot... as partner, sister, mother, friend etc...

But we never understands you!!

You say yes and it a no

You say you want and you don’t

You say you love this and you actually don’t.

Please take it easy on us poor me

Our little brain can’t take it

I know I’m a fuckin dead meat now... but at least I wanna die Known what is going on in women’s head

No swearing please!"
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Are there really women who still do this?

It's not difficult to understand women. They're individuals, just like men. Talk to them and all becomes clear. If a woman appears to be playing the "saying no when I mean yes" game you're best off walking away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty straight forward in general.

I'd say my only frustrating trait may be that I take a few days to rationalise things away to myself in my head, and in that time I can be a little cold. Once ive figured it out I'll explain all. And It's 50/50 wether I tell you that that is what's happening or not. Simples

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sometimes it's safer not to give a response, especially when asked "does this make me look fat"

It's a trick question

It really isn't a trick question.

Depending on how well you know a woman you will know the subtext of that question and the best way to answer.

It could be that she's asking if an outfit is less flattering than it could be.

It could be that she's feeling a bit less confident than normal and is asking because she needs reassurance.

If you know a woman well you will know how to answer.

Just like women know that an irritable guy who pushes you away is sometimes actually asking to be loved and reassured.

Humans are complicated but by getting to know each other rather than assuming we're all a mystery to each other as get to understand.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Personally I think if a woman says no but really means yes then that's her problem. She can't really complain when she doesn't get what she wants.

Maybe I too loose a few opportunities, but I keep my self-respect and dignity."

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope we want a bloody grown man not a 14 yr old boy who has a tantrum because Mummy said No!

And you will find the grown man accept no as an answer... but however when no turn to be a mysteries yes

Personally I think if a woman says no but really means yes then that's her problem. She can't really complain when she doesn't get what she wants.

Agree with me 100% specially if you don’t know the person well enough to read or understand them!"

Yeah talking in riddles and guessing games is exhausting. We can all be guilty of not effectively communicating, often simply by just not communicating about an issue at all, especially with people we don't know very well yet but why make that even harder by actually saying the opposite of what you mean and want when you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some women want to join men's clubs.Why.Why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it's safer not to give a response, especially when asked "does this make me look fat"

It's a trick question

Invariably, it's not the dress at fault, but the doughnuts!

Once during some business training, I was asked what the most dangerous thing I'd ever done was. I thought about lots of teenage stupidity, my time in motor sport, flying helicopters badly, and various other potentially life ending pursuits that fortunately all ended well.

Then, I remember my ex wife getting ready for a night out. The inevitable question cam. I answered with a YES. Interesting evening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women, eh? Can't live with 'em, can't chop 'em up into easily manageable pieces and bury 'em in the garden...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Women, eh? Can't live with 'em, can't chop 'em up into easily manageable pieces and bury 'em in the garden...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the sake of clarity... I don’t understand other women either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a simple case of knowing how to listen, I’m no expert but just because it goes in your ear doesn’t mean you heard it. It’s especially difficult with text/chat/messaging as you can’t read body language/reaction/subtlety that you can face to face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid it swings both ways women want to know what men think just as much as men want to know what women think both sexes are complex just a factor of life which means opening up to one another and talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brain would explode if you knew everything going round our heads and that just causes mess that no one wants to clean up

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My fella understands me. He knows I'd never turn down his cock, and I'm normally up for extra cocks. He knows the ones I'd say no too. He knows I'm not a 'pink' girl but I'm very femine. He knows I'll speak my mind and not take any crap. I've gone through too much life baggage to put up with crap! I do what I say on the tin.

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