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"Cos yeah. " I will join, about to get very naughty | |||
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Can I take this thread in the written order of posters please. Thank you "In order? Can't we all just fill a room? | |||
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Can I take this thread in the written order of posters please. Thank you
In order? Can't we all just fill a room? "Just re-checked the participants. I think that could work nicely. I'm good at sharing  | |||
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Can I take this thread in the written order of posters please. Thank you
In order? Can't we all just fill a room?
Just re-checked the participants. I think that could work nicely. I'm good at sharing "I'm quite happy to share too heat | |||
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Can I take this thread in the written order of posters please. Thank you
In order? Can't we all just fill a room?
Just re-checked the participants. I think that could work nicely. I'm good at sharing "I'm in. | |||
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"I could totally hump a thread. Would make a nice change to the sofa. " Ello! Hump away!
(Fecking auto correct nearly turned that into bump away ) | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops "I'll help build your castle x | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops "Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump "Dry hump or wet hump? | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
I'll help build your castle x"The building is not the hard bit! (Not that it's going to withstand a gust of wind  ) It's the bloody tidying up afterwards! Anyone seen my living room carpet?
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump "Mmmmmm, let's do this | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump
Dry hump or wet hump? "No dry humping on my watch | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump
Dry hump or wet hump? "For you my dear, I'll let you choose | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
I'll help build your castle x
The building is not the hard bit! (Not that it's going to withstand a gust of wind ) It's the bloody tidying up afterwards! Anyone seen my living room carpet?
Can you assist with lowering the drawbridge? "Depends on if it is rope or chain operated | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump
Mmmmmm, let's do this "Most definitely | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump
Dry hump or wet hump?
No dry humping on my watch "You defo wouldnt be watching | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump
Dry hump or wet hump?
No dry humping on my watch "Oh! Can you assist with moistening duties then please? | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
I'll help build your castle x
The building is not the hard bit! (Not that it's going to withstand a gust of wind ) It's the bloody tidying up afterwards! Anyone seen my living room carpet?
Can you assist with lowering the drawbridge?
Depends on if it is rope or chain operated "Tingly! What's your preference? | |||
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"You build a rabbit's castle out of the days delivery boxes and put the kids to bed and all the humping stops
Just put my brats (I mean darlings) to bed, ready to hump
Dry hump or wet hump?
No dry humping on my watch
Oh! Can you assist with moistening duties then please? "Most certainly can my lovely | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump..... "Shall I post it? I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though  | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though "Yes I'm curious now | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now "It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me "I'm already that | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me
I'm already that "Just a little bit wetter after that acting gold yeah? | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me
I'm already that
Just a little bit wetter after that acting gold yeah? "Well if crying a little with laughter counts yeah | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me
I'm already that
Just a little bit wetter after that acting gold yeah?
Well if crying a little with laughter counts yeah "Yeah! I've still got it! | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me
I'm already that
Just a little bit wetter after that acting gold yeah?
Well if crying a little with laughter counts yeah
Yeah! I've still got it! "Duh I mean I haven't looked at your avatar pic at all | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me
I'm already that
Just a little bit wetter after that acting gold yeah?
Well if crying a little with laughter counts yeah
Yeah! I've still got it!
Duh I mean I haven't looked at your avatar pic at all "And I always respectfully look above your neck line  | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me
I'm already that
Just a little bit wetter after that acting gold yeah?
Well if crying a little with laughter counts yeah
Yeah! I've still got it!
Duh I mean I haven't looked at your avatar pic at all
And I always respectfully look above your neck line "Of course as erm do I | |||
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"I just wanted to say that Heat..85's gingerbread man video voice is so good, I think she could play Tom Hanks if they ever make a film about the making of Forest Gump/Hump.....
Shall I post it?
I'm not sure it's going to make me sexually desirable though
Yes I'm curious now
It's up, prepare to fall madly in lust with me
I'm already that
Just a little bit wetter after that acting gold yeah?
Well if crying a little with laughter counts yeah
Yeah! I've still got it! "Awwwwwww  | |||
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"I feel like a complete spanner now. I only just noticed this thread says hump in the title.... "I think someone needs an early night. What did you think it said? | |||
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"I feel like a complete spanner now. I only just noticed this thread says hump in the title.... "Lmao | |||
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"I'm up for humping the thread lol " Come in come in! | |||
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"I feel like a complete spanner now. I only just noticed this thread says hump in the title....
Lmao "Shuddupppppp.... | |||
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"I feel like a complete spanner now. I only just noticed this thread says hump in the title....
Lmao
Shuddupppppp.... "Haha I'm supposed to be the dyslexic one | |||
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"Shit we need to H u m p the hump thread! " Do you want a humping hand on this thread? | |||
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"Shit we need to H u m p the hump thread! Do you want a humping hand on this thread? "I think I do. I'm clearly not half as good as I thought I was  please help me hump P. | |||
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"Shit we need to H u m p the hump thread! Do you want a humping hand on this thread?
I think I do. I'm clearly not half as good as I thought I was please help me hump P. "I'm humping and bumping all over the forum tonight It's lucky I've had my jellybabies | |||
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"Shit we need to H u m p the hump thread! Do you want a humping hand on this thread?
I think I do. I'm clearly not half as good as I thought I was please help me hump P.
I'm humping and bumping all over the forum tonight It's lucky I've had my jellybabies "Is that where I went wrong? No jelly babies?! | |||
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"Shit we need to H u m p the hump thread! Do you want a humping hand on this thread?
I think I do. I'm clearly not half as good as I thought I was please help me hump P.
I'm humping and bumping all over the forum tonight It's lucky I've had my jellybabies
Is that where I went wrong? No jelly babies?! "Yes. You need to keep the sugar up to get you through. It's tough running a thread. You have to be prepared. | |||
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"Shit we need to H u m p the hump thread! Do you want a humping hand on this thread?
I think I do. I'm clearly not half as good as I thought I was please help me hump P.
I'm humping and bumping all over the forum tonight It's lucky I've had my jellybabies
Is that where I went wrong? No jelly babies?!
Yes. You need to keep the sugar up to get you through. It's tough running a thread. You have to be prepared."OMG I even put effort into this one and its at 60! I'm sticking with my minimum effort post, wither and drop out of existence style | |||
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"One hump or two? From you? Three please "You can have more than three if you like | |||
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"I'm up for humping the thread lol Come in come in! "I'm in im in | |||
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"Shit we need to H u m p the hump thread! Do you want a humping hand on this thread?
I think I do. I'm clearly not half as good as I thought I was please help me hump P.
I'm humping and bumping all over the forum tonight It's lucky I've had my jellybabies
Is that where I went wrong? No jelly babies?!
Yes. You need to keep the sugar up to get you through. It's tough running a thread. You have to be prepared.
OMG I even put effort into this one and its at 60! I'm sticking with my minimum effort post, wither and drop out of existence style"I'll see your threads now and bump them  | |||
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"Flump" Want marshmallows now | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now " I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....  | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now.... "You did didn't you | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now.... "Actually no I didn't | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....
Actually no I didn't "Perverts here have no manners..... | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....
Actually no I didn't
Perverts here have no manners..... "Crisis averted just been sent a pic of some flumps. I'm gonna have to go the shop now | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....
Actually no I didn't
Perverts here have no manners.....
Crisis averted just been sent a pic of some flumps. I'm gonna have to go the shop now "I feel so old - flumps were something else involving knitwear when I was a kid.... | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....
Actually no I didn't
Perverts here have no manners.....
Crisis averted just been sent a pic of some flumps. I'm gonna have to go the shop now
I feel so old - flumps were something else involving knitwear when I was a kid.... "You're like a couple of years older than me. But flumps as knitwear I've never heard of | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....
Actually no I didn't
Perverts here have no manners.....
Crisis averted just been sent a pic of some flumps. I'm gonna have to go the shop now
I feel so old - flumps were something else involving knitwear when I was a kid....
You're like a couple of years older than me. But flumps as knitwear I've never heard of "THE flumps! Pootle was one I think? | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....
Actually no I didn't
Perverts here have no manners.....
Crisis averted just been sent a pic of some flumps. I'm gonna have to go the shop now
I feel so old - flumps were something else involving knitwear when I was a kid....
You're like a couple of years older than me. But flumps as knitwear I've never heard of
THE flumps!
Pootle was one I think?"They are unfamiliar to me, though wasn't allowed to watch English kids tv when I was very young | |||
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But I have flumps, so it's not all bad! | |||
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"Flump Want marshmallows now I bet someone random offers you them in PM now....
Actually no I didn't
Perverts here have no manners.....
Crisis averted just been sent a pic of some flumps. I'm gonna have to go the shop now
I feel so old - flumps were something else involving knitwear when I was a kid....
You're like a couple of years older than me. But flumps as knitwear I've never heard of
THE flumps!
Pootle was one I think?
They are unfamiliar to me, though wasn't allowed to watch English kids tv when I was very young "Hump the Flump https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCYL4WFwklrRc7xtu3bMvcBg | |||
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But I have flumps, so it's not all bad! "Haribo flumps?  | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps? "Nope. Bassets. The Haribo's were charmallows  | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows "Oh, well I'll try those ones instead then | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows "Couldn't find flumps in the shop, so I bought wine instead | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Oh, well I'll try those ones instead then "What if I don't want to share them? | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Couldn't find flumps in the shop, so I bought wine instead "Good call, ive just seen some flumps presented beautifully | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Couldn't find flumps in the shop, so I bought wine instead "Fair compromise | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Oh, well I'll try those ones instead then
What if I don't want to share them? "I have ways of making you share them | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Couldn't find flumps in the shop, so I bought wine instead
Good call, ive just seen some flumps presented beautifully "I mean it's a like for like swap I reckon | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Couldn't find flumps in the shop, so I bought wine instead
Fair compromise "Definitely | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Couldn't find flumps in the shop, so I bought wine instead
Good call, ive just seen some flumps presented beautifully
I mean it's a like for like swap I reckon "Oh I dont know....id never choose wine over these particular flumps | |||
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"Oh, the gingerbread man vid is no more
But I have flumps, so it's not all bad!
Haribo flumps?
Nope. Bassets.
The Haribo's were charmallows
Couldn't find flumps in the shop, so I bought wine instead
Good call, ive just seen some flumps presented beautifully
I mean it's a like for like swap I reckon
Oh I dont know....id never choose wine over these particular flumps "Well that I would agree with | |||
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