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"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm. " I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy | |||
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"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm. I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy " I like the funny ones too. Sometimes it gets too sweet I worry I’ll get diabetes | |||
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"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm. I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy " But i like the lovey dovey mushy stuff. Not get ya kit off. | |||
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"How safe are they" You won’t find anyone I’ve spilled to. Even my bestest friends on here! 100% safe my lovely. | |||
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" Message to Red1987 - get back to work. We are watching you." Really? Best put my pants back on | |||
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"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm. I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy I like the funny ones too. Sometimes it gets too sweet I worry I’ll get diabetes " Yes, the witty ones make me laugh a lot. I wonder where Estella is?.... | |||
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"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm. I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy I like the funny ones too. Sometimes it gets too sweet I worry I’ll get diabetes Yes, the witty ones make me laugh a lot. I wonder where Estella is?...." Oh god help me if she turns up!!! | |||
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" Cheeky_83 I want my butt plug back. I never said you could borrow it " Hey i was being nice to you, trying to fix it so it could inflate to the 8 inch girth you like. Next time you can pump it yourself.... | |||
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" darling Jamie.... What size boobie bib do you need?" Hazmat suit! Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe. | |||
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" darling Jamie.... What size boobie bib do you need? Hazmat suit! Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe. " You are NOT coming for tea. | |||
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"Nora you lucky woman! Here's one for you... Nora I've bought the celery can you let me know which flavour of dip you want? . Humous" Hummus! Ffs | |||
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"Nora you lucky woman! Here's one for you... Nora I've bought the celery can you let me know which flavour of dip you want? . Humous Hummus! Ffs " Is 'humous' funny 'hummus'? | |||
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" darling Jamie.... What size boobie bib do you need? Hazmat suit! Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe. You are NOT coming for tea. " I’ve already spilt gravy on my freshly mopped floor! | |||
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" darling Jamie.... What size boobie bib do you need? Hazmat suit! Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe. You are NOT coming for tea. I’ve already spilt gravy on my freshly mopped floor! " Ffs . I can't really laugh.... I've got glossy footprints over mine! | |||
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" Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW, You may have only just entered the thread but I'm already undressing you in my thoughts " Ooh that's hot... thank you x | |||
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"Message for Jamie Hants Jamie you are just like my little toes........ I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house " I’m honoured | |||
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" Whisper to Lornajo83: Can you keep the NOISE down?" NOPE! | |||
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"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend. " Yeah!!!! | |||
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"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend. " Oops. | |||
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"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend. " That's not very secret ya wally | |||
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"Could you please tell Taff; No you may never know but hopefully you will soon find out " golly | |||
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" Message for Walkingtaff1: Is that a bike pump down the front of your shorts? Only I'm in need of a good pump..." chuckle | |||
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" Taff, you're the sexiest Welshman I know and I'd love for you to take me up into the hills with you." hurrah ill get my boots on | |||
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"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend. That's not very secret ya wally " Ffs it wasn't even mine! I don't even need the toys | |||
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"White witch - please come and test my wand. " Thank you! Very original | |||
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" Estragon, You, me and a bottle of booty lube. Let’s get weird " I thought you'd never ask | |||
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"Could you please ask Queen Leviosa if she would like to ride my broomstick " Depends who’s asking | |||
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" Her Majesty, you have the skin of an angel!" Thanks, I skinned an angel alive | |||
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"Nora You are just spiffingly splendid, very much a forum favorite of so many of us " Awww wonder who that was xx | |||
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"Nora You are just spiffingly splendid, very much a forum favorite of so many of us Awww wonder who that was xx" Ffs - don't tell Nora, she'll go ballistic. | |||
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" Please ask Sparkelss007 if she fancies............. A beer. " Rather have a coffee | |||
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"Jamie Hants Your smile is just like a jolly ray of sunshine . I woukd happily share my jelly babies with you " I love jelly babies! | |||
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"Maj... You my sweet are one hell of an inspiration. The way you own your shit is commendable and does more good for the wider community than you probably realise. You show us all that just because you can look confident, there is far more going on behind the scenes than people could imagine. Never ever stop being the book of openess that you are. It's hard for me to read at times, but that's because I love you. Not scissor sister love, but motherly, sisterly, compassionately. You being you helps me to be me. You are a wonderful human and mega wonderful mumma." Oh my god, whoever this is (I think I have an idea...) I adore you. Thank you thank you thank you xxx | |||
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" Miss Innocent I hear you. I hear you loud and clear and I want to thank you for hearing me too. PS. Boys smell " I think I know who this is from - always here if you need to talk or shout at someone | |||
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" Sparkle1974: fancy helping me break in a new mattress? Favour to a friend and all that?" Always happy to lend a hand...or whatever else is needed | |||
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"Sparkles1974 * i really would love to hold you in my arms, pull you tight, hold hands during a romantic stroll and then motorboat you. " Perfect from start to finish | |||
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" You. Yes, you. I see you. You're perfect for someone." this N x | |||
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" You. Yes, you. I see you. You're perfect for someone." | |||
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"Jamie Hants Let's grab pumpkin spice lattes and be basic bitches together. " I am welling up with emotion. That’s all I want to do until it’s time to vamp up the look for witch bitch season | |||
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" Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this. " Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question. Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi! | |||
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" You. Yes, you. I see you. You're perfect for someone." I know, i know, know, I'm adorable. | |||
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" Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this. Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question. Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi! " I don't think there's a character called 'Clumsy Cow' | |||
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" Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this. Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question. Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi! I don't think there's a character called 'Clumsy Cow' " Crackpot Cuntshizzle | |||
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"Gian Complimenti alla mamma, sei fantastica " Grazie grazie bellissima! | |||
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" Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this. Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question. Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi! I don't think there's a character called 'Clumsy Cow' Crackpot Cuntshizzle" Sorry - i got that one already. | |||
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" Princess peach: you're a bloody laugh riot and I love you for it!" Thank you sane person | |||
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" Can you tell Estragon that he needs to blindfold and pin me to the bed, then feed me whatever he thinks I'll like. Thanks xx" I like this | |||
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"GianlucaB That’s what I call a V line!! " Always happy to reveal more to the right lady | |||
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"Sparkles007 you're all pretty and shiz." you xx | |||
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" Estragon, Finest set of dimples!" | |||
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" Could you please tell Heat..85 to be careful with that tennis racket? The last thing anyone needs are balls to the throat " Boobs to the throat instead? | |||
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" Miss Y erotica I think you are best thing since sliced bread " Yasmeen and who said this x | |||
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" Nice but very Naughty Hows the training coming along? Lots of great roads to cycle on here up north " It's coming along well, just miss the intensity of training for events. A visit up north is long overdue, I need a fix Her x | |||
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" Tuberose Your caring and kindness shines like a beacon x" Aww | |||
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" Morning star is your bumhole hairy?" I don't know, my head can only turn so much! | |||
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"Hello. Could you let ssb im going to hell for thinking about what I would do to him. " If you're going to hell for your thoughts, that means I would be in heaven Feel free to IM me | |||
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" Morning star is your bumhole hairy? I don't know, my head can only turn so much!" Mirror? | |||
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" Could you please tell Bhav02 The only choice regarding your ties should be how tight to make them around my wrists" that's not a choice. That's a request which I would gladly fulfil ...put your hands behind your back | |||
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"Ohhhhh Topster, You don't have any idea that you do it, well, you will in about 2 seconds once you've finished reading. But thank you for being you. Different is something to be proud of and I admire your moral code. I feel you understand me on a deeper level, which I can't say for many and that is a comfort. You're a good un. Thank you" Oh my days thank you, thank you, thank you. | |||
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