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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I said I’d leave it a month or so to avoid overkill so -

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

In ,

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Let's see what lovelies roll up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome BonitaApplebum, good to see you back!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm. "

I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm in. Be nice to get a lovely message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How safe are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm.

I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy "

I like the funny ones too. Sometimes it gets too sweet I worry I’ll get diabetes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm.

I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy "

But i like the lovey dovey mushy stuff.

Not get ya kit off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy a bit of secrecy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How safe are they"

You won’t find anyone I’ve spilled to. Even my bestest friends on here! 100% safe my lovely.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in. Good afternoon Nora.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in for 20mins x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not expecting much, but I'm in for the craic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message to Red1987 - get back to work. We are watching you.

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By *ochdale lad2019Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Hi I'm carl I'm in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Message to Red1987 - get back to work. We are watching you."

Really? Best put my pants back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in , because you never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

White witch - please come and test my wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, funny, dirty, weird, I'd like to hear it all

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm.

I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy

I like the funny ones too. Sometimes it gets too sweet I worry I’ll get diabetes "

Yes, the witty ones make me laugh a lot. I wonder where Estella is?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheeky_83 I want my butt plug back. I never said you could borrow it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in for a while, but not expecting anything but sarcasm.

I like funny and sarcastic. It’s not all about the lovey dovey mushy mushy

I like the funny ones too. Sometimes it gets too sweet I worry I’ll get diabetes

Yes, the witty ones make me laugh a lot. I wonder where Estella is?...."

Oh god help me if she turns up!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

ESTELLLLLLLLA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

darling Jamie....

What size boobie bib do you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Nora... I love these threads

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Cheeky_83 I want my butt plug back. I never said you could borrow it "

Hey i was being nice to you, trying to fix it so it could inflate to the 8 inch girth you like. Next time you can pump it yourself....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nora you lucky woman! Here's one for you...

Nora I've bought the celery can you let me know which flavour of dip you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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darling Jamie....

What size boobie bib do you need?"

Hazmat suit!

Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

to all of you (apart from the skanky pants, that one can go death roll with a crocogator)

Just.... cheers.

Your smiles, laughs, tears, and yes... mild flirting at times make me thankful to have you in my life.

You do more than you realise just by being yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh lets have a bang on that that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh I do like these! I'm in

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


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darling Jamie....

What size boobie bib do you need?

Hazmat suit!

Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe.

"

You are NOT coming for tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nora you lucky woman! Here's one for you...

Nora I've bought the celery can you let me know which flavour of dip you want?

. Humous"

Hummus! Ffs

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

We're in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you please tell Heat..85 to be careful with that tennis racket?

The last thing anyone needs are balls to the throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Nora you lucky woman! Here's one for you...

Nora I've bought the celery can you let me know which flavour of dip you want?

. Humous

Hummus! Ffs "

Is 'humous' funny 'hummus'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Nora

Could you tell Gianluca I would like to run my hands through his chest hair please?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

darling Jamie....

What size boobie bib do you need?

Hazmat suit!

Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe.

You are NOT coming for tea. "

I’ve already spilt gravy on my freshly mopped floor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you please tell Taff;

No you may never know but hopefully you will soon find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW,

You may have only just entered the thread but I'm already undressing you in my thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message for Walkingtaff1:

Is that a bike pump down the front of your shorts? Only I'm in need of a good pump...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


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darling Jamie....

What size boobie bib do you need?

Hazmat suit!

Unfortunately the splash zone extends beyond the confines of a bibbed area. From peanut butter in my eyebrow to Ketchup on my elbow. Nowhere is safe.

You are NOT coming for tea.

I’ve already spilt gravy on my freshly mopped floor! "

Ffs .

I can't really laugh.... I've got glossy footprints over mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dearest Arnie

I know things are tough, never forget I'll be by your side as you have been by mine.

You are the kind of friend everyone should have in their life.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Peeks over the parapet and waves gingerly...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

One of my favourite threads

Count me in

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Popping in for this one.

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all - I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW,

You may have only just entered the thread but I'm already undressing you in my thoughts "

Ooh that's hot... thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Nora

Please could you post a message for everyone scrolling through searching for their own username, this message is for you... don't wait to be told you are fancied, desired, good looking or fuckable....Know that you all are and wear you beautiful sex appeal with pride.... phwoar to everyone x

Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message for Jamie Hants

Jamie you are just like my little toes........

I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Taff, you're the sexiest Welshman I know and I'd love for you to take me up into the hills with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whisper to Lornajo83:

Can you keep the NOISE down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhhhh Topster,

You don't have any idea that you do it, well, you will in about 2 seconds once you've finished reading. But thank you for being you. Different is something to be proud of and I admire your moral code.

I feel you understand me on a deeper level, which I can't say for many and that is a comfort.

You're a good un.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Jamie Hants

Jamie you are just like my little toes........

I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house "

I’m honoured

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message for Freya - fuck me sideways

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please ask Sparkelss007 if she fancies............. A beer.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is always good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whisper to Lornajo83:

Can you keep the NOISE down?"

NOPE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie you have the cutest smile and I’d love to get to know you a little better. From a half Italian guy in the forum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, someone be nice about me pls

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend. "

Yeah!!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend. "

Oops.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend. "

That's not very secret ya wally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please tell Taff;

No you may never know but hopefully you will soon find out "

golly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estragon,

You, me and a bottle of booty lube. Let’s get weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Message for Walkingtaff1:

Is that a bike pump down the front of your shorts? Only I'm in need of a good pump..."

chuckle

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

In for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss Innocent

I hear you. I hear you loud and clear and I want to thank you for hearing me too.

PS. Boys smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Taff, you're the sexiest Welshman I know and I'd love for you to take me up into the hills with you."

hurrah ill get my boots on

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh why not...I'm in for a little while x

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By *heekydevil69Man
over a year ago

Aberporth

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message for Jamie Hants:

Age is but a number but I'd like to do a number of things with you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Easilyled1, you, me and a bag of toys. What a weekend.

That's not very secret ya wally "

Ffs it wasn't even mine! I don't even need the toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gianluca I fancy ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Mystique, I know you hate people knowing how lovely you are, but you’re one of the sweetest men I know. Thanks for owning me and letting me be your little bitch toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Her Majesty, you have the skin of an angel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you please ask Queen Leviosa if she would like to ride my broomstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gianluca I fancy ya "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie Hants

Your smile is just like a jolly ray of sunshine . I woukd happily share my jelly babies with you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Good day to do it Nora, I get the feeling a few people need some smiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea what it’s all about but I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White witch - please come and test my wand. "

Thank you! Very original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Estragon,

You, me and a bottle of booty lube. Let’s get weird "

I thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please ask Queen Leviosa if she would like to ride my broomstick "

Depends who’s asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nora

You are just spiffingly splendid, very much a forum favorite of so many of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Her Majesty, you have the skin of an angel!"

Thanks, I skinned an angel alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nora

You are just spiffingly splendid, very much a forum favorite of so many of us "

Awww wonder who that was xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell Estragon that he needs to blindfold and pin me to the bed, then feed me whatever he thinks I'll like.

Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Nora

You are just spiffingly splendid, very much a forum favorite of so many of us

Awww wonder who that was xx"

Ffs - don't tell Nora, she'll go ballistic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Caffeine Dusk, you’re the best. Helps that your accent is sexy, you’re sexy, and you’re funny, which is sexy. Keep being you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Please ask Sparkelss007 if she fancies............. A beer. "

Rather have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie Hants

Your smile is just like a jolly ray of sunshine . I woukd happily share my jelly babies with you "

I love jelly babies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkle1974: fancy helping me break in a new mattress? Favour to a friend and all that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maj...

You my sweet are one hell of an inspiration.

The way you own your shit is commendable and does more good for the wider community than you probably realise.

You show us all that just because you can look confident, there is far more going on behind the scenes than people could imagine.

Never ever stop being the book of openess that you are.

It's hard for me to read at times, but that's because I love you. Not scissor sister love, but motherly, sisterly, compassionately. You being you helps me to be me.

You are a wonderful human and mega wonderful mumma.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

I may be a little late but its always lovely to see the messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkles1974 * i really would love to hold you in my arms, pull you tight, hold hands during a romantic stroll and then motorboat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maj...

You my sweet are one hell of an inspiration.

The way you own your shit is commendable and does more good for the wider community than you probably realise.

You show us all that just because you can look confident, there is far more going on behind the scenes than people could imagine.

Never ever stop being the book of openess that you are.

It's hard for me to read at times, but that's because I love you. Not scissor sister love, but motherly, sisterly, compassionately. You being you helps me to be me.

You are a wonderful human and mega wonderful mumma."

Oh my god, whoever this is (I think I have an idea...) I adore you. Thank you thank you thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Miss Innocent

I hear you. I hear you loud and clear and I want to thank you for hearing me too.

PS. Boys smell "

I think I know who this is from - always here if you need to talk or shout at someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Queenie I know you have feeling a bit crap but remember you are doing the best you can and thats good enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice but very Naughty

Hows the training coming along? Lots of great roads to cycle on here up north

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Sparkle1974: fancy helping me break in a new mattress? Favour to a friend and all that?"

Always happy to lend a hand...or whatever else is needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My cherry pie

I know you'll read this. Even now I'm thinking about and missing you lots and lots. I can't wait to see you again.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sparkles1974 * i really would love to hold you in my arms, pull you tight, hold hands during a romantic stroll and then motorboat you. "

Perfect from start to finish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie Hants

Let's grab pumpkin spice lattes and be basic bitches together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkles007 you're all pretty and shiz.

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over a year ago

You. Yes, you. I see you. You're perfect for someone.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You. Yes, you. I see you. You're perfect for someone."

this

N x

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By *ngelShare18Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

We are in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You. Yes, you. I see you. You're perfect for someone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie Hants

Let's grab pumpkin spice lattes and be basic bitches together. "

I am welling up with emotion. That’s all I want to do until it’s time to vamp up the look for witch bitch season

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moreno

Bless.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this. "

Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question.

Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gian

Complimenti alla mamma, sei fantastica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in why not

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

You. Yes, you. I see you. You're perfect for someone."

I know, i know, know, I'm adorable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To my darling Meli,

You look anything but smelly

I bet you would look good on the tele

Wearing nothing but your wellies

FAF?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this.

Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question.

Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi! "

I don't think there's a character called 'Clumsy Cow'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Princess peach: you're a bloody laugh riot and I love you for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moreno0969,

Thank you for not judging, normal service will resume shortly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this.

Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question.

Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi!

I don't think there's a character called 'Clumsy Cow' "

Crackpot Cuntshizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gian

Complimenti alla mamma, sei fantastica "

Grazie grazie bellissima!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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over a year ago

GianlucaB

That’s what I call a V line!!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Afternooooon fabbers! Slipping my hand in for this.... But I'm just wanting a maltesers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Princess peach you are a bloody marvel and you've got this.

Thank you. I have haven't I. That was a statement not a question.

Stan Lee should make a new hero based on moi!

I don't think there's a character called 'Clumsy Cow'

Crackpot Cuntshizzle"

Sorry - i got that one already.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Princess peach: you're a bloody laugh riot and I love you for it!"

Thank you sane person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you tell Estragon that he needs to blindfold and pin me to the bed, then feed me whatever he thinks I'll like.

Thanks xx"

I like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GianlucaB

That’s what I call a V line!! "

Always happy to reveal more to the right lady

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When the time is right I look forward to Vicky Verky for now just know you make me smile every day, thank you for being you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please tell Sparkles007 that no matter what life throws your way i will always be here and my phone will always be on for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Princesspeach,

I always enjoy your steam of thoughts. Glad to have you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkles007 you're all pretty and shiz."

you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey Bella!

You no smella

I'm the fella

Under your umbrella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wildblonde69 for a 51 year old your bloody stunning and a body to die for I would love to get wild with you xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Love this I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estragon,

Finest set of dimples!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you please tell

Behav02 The only choice regarding your ties should be how tight to make them around my wrists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Estragon,

Finest set of dimples!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Caffeine Dusk,

I would like to get caffeinated with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please tell Jamie Hants, seeing her smile always makes my smile bigger and brighter, a little bit like an M&S advert x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss Y erotica

I think you are best thing since sliced bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning star is your bumhole hairy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Could you please tell Heat..85 to be careful with that tennis racket?

The last thing anyone needs are balls to the throat "

Boobs to the throat instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all,I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Miss Y erotica

I think you are best thing since sliced bread "

Yasmeen and who said this x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tuberose

Your caring and kindness shines like a beacon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nice but very Naughty

Hows the training coming along? Lots of great roads to cycle on here up north "

It's coming along well, just miss the intensity of training for events. A visit up north is long overdue, I need a fix

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tuberose

Your caring and kindness shines like a beacon x"

Aww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello.

Could you let ssb im going to hell for thinking about what I would do to him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss Y Exotica

I think you should come to the Brum social when it can go ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Morning star is your bumhole hairy?"

I don't know, my head can only turn so much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell Heat..85 that boobs anywhere can only be a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Could you let ssb im going to hell for thinking about what I would do to him.

"

If you're going to hell for your thoughts, that means I would be in heaven

Feel free to IM me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Morning star is your bumhole hairy?

I don't know, my head can only turn so much!"

Mirror?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

Could you please tell

Bhav02 The only choice regarding your ties should be how tight to make them around my wrists"

that's not a choice. That's a request which I would gladly fulfil ...put your hands behind your back

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By *ass and kinkWoman
over a year ago

kinxville

forgot to say im in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Ohhhhh Topster,

You don't have any idea that you do it, well, you will in about 2 seconds once you've finished reading. But thank you for being you. Different is something to be proud of and I admire your moral code.

I feel you understand me on a deeper level, which I can't say for many and that is a comfort.

You're a good un.

Thank you"

Oh my days thank you, thank you, thank you.

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