FabSwingers.com forum: I'm gonna bump this thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

at least one a month from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least one a month from now on."

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"at least one a month from now on.

Why?

Because the idea popped into my head

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

can it wear bandages like Mr Bump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which thread?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"at least one a month from now on.

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it completes in one day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least one a month from now on.

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise bump rhymes with Trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which thread?"

This thread (just realised one is supposed to be once)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if it completes in one day?"

Be a miracle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise bump rhymes with Trump"

And trump is slang for fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump. "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this'll make 175 before a month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

You bumped me. Can I bump you?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Yeah bump it, bump it good, yeahhhh bump it, b..bump it real good

Name that time in 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah bump it, bump it good, yeahhhh bump it, b..bump it real good

Name that time in 2

I forgot to mention this is a no rainbow thread

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over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Yeah bump it, bump it good, yeahhhh bump it, b..bump it real good

Name that time in 2

I forgot to mention this is a no rainbow thread

How very dare you

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"In"

Out .. shake it all about

Name that tune in 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah bump it, bump it good, yeahhhh bump it, b..bump it real good

Name that time in 2

I forgot to mention this is a no rainbow thread

How very dare you

Rainbow virus

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Yeah bump it, bump it good, yeahhhh bump it, b..bump it real good

Name that time in 2

I forgot to mention this is a no rainbow thread

How very dare you

Rainbow virus

It’s much more pleasant than the alternative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

You bumped me. Can I bump you?

Bump away baby. Though I'm a little tender today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh aaaaaaand BUMP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In"

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions? "

Is that what you like to imagine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

You bumped me. Can I bump you?

Bump away baby. Though I'm a little tender today

Oh I'm always gentle to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions?

Is that what you like to imagine?

Sometimes. Sometimes snakes. With a leather cowboy hat, a whip and beads of sweat running down your chest into your V and lower... sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

You bumped me. Can I bump you?

Bump away baby. Though I'm a little tender today

Oh I'm always gentle to start with

That's what they all say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions?

Is that what you like to imagine?

Sometimes. Sometimes snakes. With a leather cowboy hat, a whip and beads of sweat running down your chest into your V and lower... sigh

I'll have what she's having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions?

Is that what you like to imagine?

Sometimes. Sometimes snakes. With a leather cowboy hat, a whip and beads of sweat running down your chest into your V and lower... sigh

Are you there too? What are you wearing....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

You bumped me. Can I bump you?

Bump away baby. Though I'm a little tender today

Oh I'm always gentle to start with

That's what they all say

I'll be extra gentle. You'll barely know I'm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions?

Is that what you like to imagine?

Sometimes. Sometimes snakes. With a leather cowboy hat, a whip and beads of sweat running down your chest into your V and lower... sigh

I'll have what she's having

A bath?

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over a year ago

"In

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions?

Is that what you like to imagine?

Sometimes. Sometimes snakes. With a leather cowboy hat, a whip and beads of sweat running down your chest into your V and lower... sigh

Are you there too? What are you wearing....?

Nope. I'm usually in bed (naked) with the scenes running through my head and and my hands occupied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month"

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

You bumped me. Can I bump you?

Bump away baby. Though I'm a little tender today

Oh I'm always gentle to start with

That's what they all say

I'll be extra gentle. You'll barely know I'm there

Oh good. That's my favourite way. Sometimes when I DONT know they're there too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

What are you in?

A pit of scorpions?

Is that what you like to imagine?

Sometimes. Sometimes snakes. With a leather cowboy hat, a whip and beads of sweat running down your chest into your V and lower... sigh

Are you there too? What are you wearing....?

Nope. I'm usually in bed (naked) with the scenes running through my head and and my hands occupied. "

Pics or it never happened....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah bump it, bump it good, yeahhhh bump it, b..bump it real good

Name that time in 2

Salt n peppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

Absolutely!"

You think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump.

Cheeky

Masively

You bumped me. Can I bump you?

Bump away baby. Though I'm a little tender today

Oh I'm always gentle to start with

That's what they all say

I'll be extra gentle. You'll barely know I'm there

Oh good. That's my favourite way. Sometimes when I DONT know they're there too... "

I won't even wake you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

Absolutely!

You think?

Well, with a little help anything can get to 175 eventually.... .... my threads for example....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

Absolutely!

You think?

Well, with a little help anything can get to 175 eventually.... .... my threads for example....

Teamwork!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Okey dokey I would ask why but hey fuck it why not I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

Absolutely!

You think?

Well, with a little help anything can get to 175 eventually.... .... my threads for example....

Teamwork!"

If you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heat..85 is the devil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heat..85 is the devil!

Well she is hot

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Guys how rude don’t forget incandescent !!! I mean really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys how rude don’t forget incandescent !!! I mean really

Oh I’ll play with you instead

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Guys how rude don’t forget incandescent !!! I mean really

Oh I’ll play with you instead

Lol

how are you tonight always seem to cross paths. P.s there loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heat..85 is the devil!

Shhhh! It's a secret. Don't make me impale you on my tail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heat..85 is the devil!

Shhhh! It's a secret. Don't make me impale you on my tail

Is it a butt plug tail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heat..85 is the devil!

Shhhh! It's a secret. Don't make me impale you on my tail

Is it a butt plug tail?

It's the Devil's tail of heat and fury!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heat..85 is the devil!

Shhhh! It's a secret. Don't make me impale you on my tail

Is it a butt plug tail?

It's the Devil's tail of heat and fury! "

Now you're just showing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heat..85 is the devil!

Shhhh! It's a secret. Don't make me impale you on my tail

Is it a butt plug tail?

It's the Devil's tail of heat and fury!

Now you're just showing off

First rule of being the Devil. Make people disbelieve it's possible for you to be the Devil

Wanna touch my tail?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Solitaire it is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heat..85 is the devil!

Shhhh! It's a secret. Don't make me impale you on my tail

Is it a butt plug tail?

It's the Devil's tail of heat and fury!

Now you're just showing off

First rule of being the Devil. Make people disbelieve it's possible for you to be the Devil

Wanna touch my tail?

I feel compelled to say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

Absolutely!

You think?

Well, with a little help anything can get to 175 eventually.... .... my threads for example....

Teamwork!

If you insist

Oh I can see this getting exciting...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

This is going well isn’t it

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"This is going well isn’t it

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

Absolutely!

You think?

Well, with a little help anything can get to 175 eventually.... .... my threads for example....

Teamwork!

If you insist

Oh I can see this getting exciting...

Oh and bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re trying to be overpowered by a ‘hump’ thread!!

Bump all the way!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is going well isn’t it

Hello you are you koining in?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"We’re trying to be overpowered by a ‘hump’ thread!!

Bump all the way!!!

Bump.. bump it real goood... ohhh I did that one already didn’t I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going well isn’t it

It’s slowing down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this'll make 175 before a month

I think we can do it by The time the nocturnal thread comes out

Absolutely!

You think?

Well, with a little help anything can get to 175 eventually.... .... my threads for example....

Teamwork!

If you insist

Oh I can see this getting exciting...

You’re an easy one to please aren’t you

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"This is going well isn’t it

It’s slowing down! "

That’s because we’ve been chatting jelly winkies on the jelly baby thread

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

But what if the thread closes before you get to bump it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is going well isn’t it

It’s slowing down!

That’s because we’ve been chatting jelly winkies on the jelly baby thread

Don't cross threads weird things can happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what if the thread closes before you get to bump it? "

I'll start another one and use a less obvious title. Or is it just a devious plan to get a thread to 175?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"But what if the thread closes before you get to bump it? "

That’s never gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what if the thread closes before you get to bump it?

That’s never gonna happen

You have no faith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump

I'm out but I shall be checking back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not if it gets to 175 you won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not if it gets to 175 you won't

I’m having doubts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why

This

Taking

Long......

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Helping

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s up to 80!!!!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Wow people 82 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I bet you forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum p

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off? "

Yes please. I almost did it by myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the sad face? You should be sky high thanks to Nora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off?

Yes please. I almost did it by myself

On my way!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off?

Yes please. I almost did it by myself

On my way!

With your tennis racquet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off?

Yes please. I almost did it by myself

On my way!

With your tennis racquet?

Aha!

I'm not sure what purpose it could serve, but sure!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off?

Yes please. I almost did it by myself

On my way!

With your tennis racquet?

Aha!

I'm not sure what purpose it could serve, but sure!

Haha, serve

Undressing and tennis could be the next big thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off?

Yes please. I almost did it by myself

On my way!

With your tennis racquet?

Aha!

I'm not sure what purpose it could serve, but sure!

Haha, serve

Undressing and tennis could be the next big thing!"

Lets try it and find out

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Helping

Do you need help getting that shirt off?

Yes please. I almost did it by myself

On my way!

With your tennis racquet?

Aha!

I'm not sure what purpose it could serve, but sure!

Haha, serve

Undressing and tennis could be the next big thing!

Lets try it and find out

Well you had better message me then

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear I have conversed too much on this thread at the detriment to mine own hump thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fear I have conversed too much on this thread at the detriment to mine own hump thread. "

Isn't it against rules to mention another thread....

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done."

I’m feeling faint!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fear I have conversed too much on this thread at the detriment to mine own hump thread.

Isn't it against rules to mention another thread....

Rules schmooles

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!"

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not if it gets to 175 you won't

Well my thread is attracting the best

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over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done."

Someone new to bump

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"We’re trying to be overpowered by a ‘hump’ thread!!

Bump all the way!!!

Bump.. bump it real goood... ohhh I did that one already didn’t I

I bet your bumps feel good

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"You do realise bump rhymes with Trump

And trump is slang for fart."

Or there's an Old English Word - Betrump.

It means - to deceive. Rather apt given the tw*t in the White House!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is doing well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, not sure this is even going to last a day at this rate! No bumping needed here..

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

You thinking of me or you now ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

You thinking of me or you now ?! "

Only you.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

You thinking of me or you now ?!

Only you."

116 I’ll believe you

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue "

Don’t indulge him he’s not thinking of me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue "

I missed the boobs

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue

I missed the boobs

didn’t turn the lights off when you’re finished there’s a good chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue

I missed the boobs

didn’t turn the lights off when you’re finished there’s a good chap

Time for the late shift to come on board. Otherwise it'll just get a morning bump

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue

I missed the boobs

didn’t turn the lights off when you’re finished there’s a good chap

Time for the late shift to come on board. Otherwise it'll just get a morning bump

Reporting for duty sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue

I missed the boobs

didn’t turn the lights off when you’re finished there’s a good chap

Time for the late shift to come on board. Otherwise it'll just get a morning bump

Reporting for duty sir!

Bump it like it's 1999

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"97 now I’m starting to lag people someone is going to have to take over this is good for me

Lagging is for losers, chop chop, bumpage to be done.

I’m feeling faint!!

Quick, get the guy some sugar, bumping is hard

Oxygen and whisk not in that order please

Kiss of life?

Wait what let me die! No offence

Nurse! We're losing him. Take your top off and see if something comes to life

Boobs to the rescue

I missed the boobs

didn’t turn the lights off when you’re finished there’s a good chap

Time for the late shift to come on board. Otherwise it'll just get a morning bump

Reporting for duty sir!

The late shift slacked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning gorgeous! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous! X"

Who? Me? Or that other guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous! X

Who? Me? Or that other guy?

Yeah you ! The one with the cute arse x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous! X

Who? Me? Or that other guy?

Yeah you ! The one with the cute arse x"

That's you then

My mornings perked up a bit with your lovely compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous! X

Who? Me? Or that other guy?

Yeah you ! The one with the cute arse x

That's you then

My mornings perked up a bit with your lovely compliment."

Ahhhh nice to feel I’ve achieved something already before I’ve even got out of bed ! X

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

How do you bump threads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you bump threads?

You just did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning gorgeous! X

Who? Me? Or that other guy?

Yeah you ! The one with the cute arse x

That's you then

My mornings perked up a bit with your lovely compliment.

Ahhhh nice to feel I’ve achieved something already before I’ve even got out of bed ! X"

I've still got an hour before I need to actually get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hump"

What the actual Eff! It's a good job you jumped on mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is still going then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hump

What the actual Eff! It's a good job you jumped on mine!"

He's a swinging thread crosser

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"How do you bump threads?

You just did

But how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you bump threads?

You just did

But how?

By commenting on it.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"How do you bump threads?

You just did

But how?

By commenting on it.

What like this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you bump threads?

You just did

But how?

By commenting on it.

What like this?

Just like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hump

What the actual Eff! It's a good job you jumped on mine!

He's a swinging thread crosser

Ooft! I do like the occasional swinging thread crosser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hump"

Typeo

Bump

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over a year ago

"Hump

What the actual Eff! It's a good job you jumped on mine!

He's a swinging thread crosser

Ooft! I do like the occasional swinging thread crosser

Good to know

I don't mind swinging both ways on occasion. Threads that is.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sneaky bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hump"

Come hump the hump thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hump

Come hump the hump thread

No bump the bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burp!

I mean, bump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burp!

I mean, bump! "

I do like a nice rump

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Burp!

I mean, bump!

I do like a nice rump

You have a nice rump.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"How do you bump threads?

You just did

But how?

By commenting on it.

What like this?

Just like that

We'll every days a bump day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Burp!

I mean, bump! "

Manners on my thread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burp!

I mean, bump!

I do like a nice rump

And I like yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*bump*

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Wow, it went big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, it went big

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, it went big

That's what they always say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump, bump, bump it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone bumping today? I can’t be arsed...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"at least one a month from now on."

Go on then.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Anyone bumping today? I can’t be arsed..."

I’m bumping just for you

Bumpity bump bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today is bump day.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Today is bump day."

Happy bump day to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today is bump day.

Happy bump day to you

Thank you

And Happy Bump Day back at you.

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