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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Honestly? I’d pick D

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If its chocolate cheesecake made by my daughter's friend its better than sex anyway. So I'll do the cheesecake coma thing. Saves on petrol too

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Definitely B. But then maybe no sex, but just cheesecake

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

One thing is for sure, you're not getting any of my cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One thing is for sure, you're not getting any of my cheesecake. "

I respect that

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

D. But thats only because I'm straight, offer a cuppa and a natter then im coming round

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

E) Eat cheesecake before, share cheesecake during whilst smearing it over one another and finally pop into the shops on the way home and scoff yet more cheesecake in the car

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo will come round to fuck you whilst I eat the cheesecake! Or vice versa if she really wants cake

invite us both and we will bring the cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly? I’d pick D"

Surely that’s because inviting yourself round for sex might as well just be ‘having a wank’ and you could do both at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Option E... come over for sex and then go home to enjoy the cheesecake in a post sex euphoria.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can eat the cheesecake while I have the sex with you as I don't like cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jo will come round to fuck you whilst I eat the cheesecake! Or vice versa if she really wants cake

invite us both and we will bring the cheesecake

D."

Do you both want to come over for sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you people who said you’d have sexual relations with me, it means a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B - hot frantic sex then cheesecake for pudding while we recover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A...

The cheesecake wasn't vegan.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Option b for me... What happens with the cheesecake will always remain between us both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Option E... come over for sex and then go home to enjoy the cheesecake in a post sex euphoria.

Her x"

100% this

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jo will come round to fuck you whilst I eat the cheesecake! Or vice versa if she really wants cake

invite us both and we will bring the cheesecake

Do you both want to come over for sex?"

What flavour cheesecake shall we bring?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Option E... come over for sex and then go home to enjoy the cheesecake in a post sex euphoria.

Her x"

This, all day long!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B) have passionate sex then sit in bed eating the cheesecake together

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

D. It's cheesecake. If it was a sloe gin one I wouldn't even move if Cumbersnatch offered me an access all areas pass.

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Defo D.

OR possibly..

E) come over for sex but hurry home afterwards for cheesecake supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bin the cheesecake because they're just wrong anyway and I have lockdown chub already so it wouldn't do me any good at all. Then I'd just sit here feeling all smug that a gorgeous 23 year old would want to have sex with an old git like me. But I wouldn't have the sex purely due to the age difference. I'd be high on virtue but with the knowledge I could be balls deep in cheesecake sex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd bin the cheesecake because they're just wrong anyway and I have lockdown chub already so it wouldn't do me any good at all. Then I'd just sit here feeling all smug that a gorgeous 23 year old would want to have sex with an old git like me. But I wouldn't have the sex purely due to the age difference. I'd be high on virtue but with the knowledge I could be balls deep in cheesecake sex....

That's true power^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) don't consume the calories from the cheesecake and burn calories from the sex

Win/win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F) bring the cheesecake over as an excuse...Eat you.

Hannibal Lector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D, then invite someone else over for sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F) bring the cheesecake over as an excuse...Eat you.

Hannibal Lector"

Excuse me

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Sorry HMQL, I'm sure you're great n' all, but you're just too far away, It has to be D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take away the o and an anagram of scenario is arsenic...

Have you got some diabolical scheme planned so you can be Queen forever...what a cheek.( Cheek is in the word cheesecake).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take away the o and an anagram of scenario is arsenic...

Have you got some diabolical scheme planned so you can be Queen forever...what a cheek.( Cheek is in the word cheesecake).

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you prefer Two 6" one's or one 12" one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D... but vegan cheesecake.. Lime, ginger + almond

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you prefer Two 6" one's or one 12" one

All

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Cheesecake, sorry

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"

What about e) bring the cheesecake, get covered all over with it and then eat it..... just a suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the OP wants to to eat her cake and have it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F) eat the cheesecake, go buy another cheesecake, eat the second cheesecake then message back ‘oh I’m so sorry I’ve only just seen this’ whilst laying in bed with a full cheesecake belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmaooo what the hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F) eat the cheesecake, go buy another cheesecake, eat the second cheesecake then message back ‘oh I’m so sorry I’ve only just seen this’ whilst laying in bed with a full cheesecake belly "

Lmaoooooo

fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets open some magic the gathering card packs instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come over for sex, spot cheesecake, suggest a chat first, scoff cheesecake, feel self aware my belly is bloated, fall asleep on sofa, wake and suggest lazy sex...ie you do everything. Aced it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F) eat the cheesecake, go buy another cheesecake, eat the second cheesecake then message back ‘oh I’m so sorry I’ve only just seen this’ whilst laying in bed with a full cheesecake belly "

I feel you on a spiritual level

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Come over for sex, spot cheesecake, suggest a chat first, scoff cheesecake, feel self aware my belly is bloated, fall asleep on sofa, wake and suggest lazy sex...ie you do everything. Aced it

Not even gonna lie that actually turned me on a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmaooo what the hell

You ok hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"B"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d eat the cheesecake from your quim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?

Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d eat the cheesecake from your quim

I know I said I wouldn’t let you eat food out of me after the curry sauce incident, but I’d be game for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?

Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky "

Icky = ugly. Darn autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?

Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky "

It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?

Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky

It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?

Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky

It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake

Hmmm"

You are not fat or ugly, you are beautiful and lovely and I’m sure if you invite anyone, they will be running for it

You got a good heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?

Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky

It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake

Hmmm

You are not fat or ugly, you are beautiful and lovely and I’m sure if you invite anyone, they will be running for it

You got a good heart

Wanna come over and fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D for me, and if I’m really desperate... I will wank and sleep... sorry if I can’t get up I can’t get up!

Can’t get up but your penis can for a wank?

Subtle way to tell me I’m fat and icky

It’s me a lazy cunt, can’t handle the cheese cake

Hmmm

You are not fat or ugly, you are beautiful and lovely and I’m sure if you invite anyone, they will be running for it

You got a good heart

Wanna come over and fuck?"

I’m knocking on your door right now

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

It's definitely got to be D for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the cheesecake and an irn bru

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely the cheesecake and an irn bru

The cheesecake was in multiple answers, which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely the cheesecake and an irn bru

The cheesecake was in multiple answers, which one?"
none of them I just want to share a cheesecake and irn bru, no sex no sleep no coma... just cheesecake

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bring cheesecake .. make you do dares for cheesecake .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B, but only because I’m a giver and I make the best cheesecake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"

B. I make a delightfully light lemon no bake cheesecake...you'd love it!

Be great for a mid seisiún snack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B, but only because I’m a giver and I make the best cheesecake!!

If it's a lemon cheesecake....I challenge you to a cake off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake? "

Very big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E. Eat the cheesecake and say nah to sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

Very big"

Then B!

What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

Very big

Then B!

What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake. "

Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I nearly killed my ex with a cheesecake...made the recipe with five times the right amount of sugar ..she was diabetic.... But very happy ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

Very big

Then B!

What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.

Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any

A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X

Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

Very big

Then B!

What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.

Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any

A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X

Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G

It’s the cheesecake that makes me do my cum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B. Because I'm a sharer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B for me, I bring it but it gets put on the side as we just get down to business, after we slump on the couch and enjoy it and fall asleep in a food coma

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

Very big

Then B!

What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.

Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any

A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X

Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G

Yesssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

Very big

Then B!

What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.

Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any

A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X

Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G

It’s the cheesecake that makes me do my cum face

I'd get to see that face TWICE?!

I often have them in for, ahem, guests.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"

B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the cheesecake, but probably D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex

B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly

So do I still get cheesecake? Cause there’s no way in hell I’m inviting someone over for sex, they bring cheesecake and don’t get me any

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex"

F I'd give the cheese cake to someone who needed it then go mountain biking

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex

B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly

So do I still get cheesecake? Cause there’s no way in hell I’m inviting someone over for sex, they bring cheesecake and don’t get me any"

Of course you do sexy.. you can eat a big slice, whilst watching me devour it off your gorgeous curves. I’d bring a raspberry coulis to drizzle over it and yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have cheesecake

I invite you over for sex

Do you

a) come over for sex

b) come over for sex and bring the cheese cake

c) eat the cheese cake then come over for sex

d) eat the cheesecake and then lie in your bed in a cheese cake coma, and don’t come over for sex

B . bring the cheesecake with me and use your fabulous body as a platter to eat it off, slowly

So do I still get cheesecake? Cause there’s no way in hell I’m inviting someone over for sex, they bring cheesecake and don’t get me any

Of course you do sexy.. you can eat a big slice, whilst watching me devour it off your gorgeous curves. I’d bring a raspberry coulis to drizzle over it and yourself

Ok fair enough

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Depends. How big is my cheesecake?

Very big

Then B!

What's your flavour poison? I make a nice simple lemon cheesecake.

Hmmmmm. I’m usually keen for any

A cheesecake smorgasbord it is X

Have you tried the GÜ zillionaire cheesecake? O. M. G

It’s the cheesecake that makes me do my cum face

I'd get to see that face TWICE?!

I often have them in for, ahem, guests. "

Possibly more than twice, for some things I can do it again and again

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