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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could somebody please tell me what practical use spiders are. Just come home and found one of them in my kitchen. I didn't invite the bloody thing in. Get out. I hate them with a passion. I know it irrational but they scare the hell out of me (shivers down my spine). Is it just me or is anybody else scared of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to get over the fear somewhat since living alone I find if I talk to them it calms me down

They eat other bugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could somebody please tell me what practical use spiders are. Just come home and found one of them in my kitchen. I didn't invite the bloody thing in. Get out. I hate them with a passion. I know it irrational but they scare the hell out of me (shivers down my spine). Is it just me or is anybody else scared of them?"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If we remove spiders from the food chain there will be so many flies you won't be able to breath.

They are harmless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't bother me as much as they did in the past, as I cannot stop them from crawling into my tent which did not have a sewn in groundsheet.

They eat other bugs, and I am bigger than them.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I have a phobia of big spiders, little ones I can tolerate.

We had a big one that lived in our hall cupboard that I swear used to come out and taunt me.

But then I don't really like any creepy crawlies.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

We need spiders they're cool insects

Even if they do scare lots of people

Don't kill em!

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

as said spiders eat other bugs and flies.

On the subject of being scared of them, if someone had a spider in a case, i could go up to it and possible touch it, if i can see it im not scared, however if i lift a cup up and a spider ran out from behind i have a little trail of poo dribbling down my legs

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Do a "Google" for Camel spiders then look at the one in your kitchen and say your tiny go away and eat all the flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing to do with spiders but i found a bees nest in my compost when i went to turn it over the other day and chatting to my neighbour he said chuck some petrol on it and burn them i laughed jokingly they werent really bothering anyone cos they were at the top of my garden so i left em alone! however while i was out at nite he came over and set fire to their nest killing virtually all of them without my permission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could somebody please tell me what practical use spiders are. Just come home and found one of them in my kitchen. I didn't invite the bloody thing in. Get out. I hate them with a passion. I know it irrational but they scare the hell out of me (shivers down my spine). Is it just me or is anybody else scared of them?"

Shudders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is a thread about the England back four... Lets hope the Italians are afraid of em...;-)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"We need spiders they're cool insects

Even if they do scare lots of people

Don't kill em! "

Insects have three body parts, six legs and two sets of wings.

Spidies are arachnids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relatively dull fact time: Humans from birth are naturally scared of spiders and snakes, this is a primitive survival thing due to them being venomous, it is also true that bitter tasting food and drink is rejected by the young as many poisons are bitter. With age and education we learn which are harmless and which are dangerous so the natural fear is no longer needed…. so anyone who is afraid of spiders probably didn’t learn enough about them, the phobia is merely an extension of instinct.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you like plants, including house or garden plants, as well as crops/food, then spiders are essential. They will trap and eat many bugs, such as greenfly and other aphids, as well as mites that infect lots of crops and plants. (Mites are also 8 legged, so not insects).

We need diversity, as everything that's evolved lives in harmonious balance with everything and it's humans who are out of balance, causing devastation and species loss, which could be our own downfall. Bee loss is poentially being aided by our own chemical manufacture and use, as an example of how we may end up affecting our food supplies.

Spiders in this country, by and large, are no real problem. Anyone with a debilitating phobia could be cured in less than an hour and those that do have fears realise by and large it's irrational, even if it has become second nature to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am terified of big ones.

my hubby catches them for me.

thats what hubbys are for.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Relatively dull fact time: Humans from birth are naturally scared of spiders and snakes, this is a primitive survival thing due to them being venomous, it is also true that bitter tasting food and drink is rejected by the young as many poisons are bitter. With age and education we learn which are harmless and which are dangerous so the natural fear is no longer needed…. so anyone who is afraid of spiders probably didn’t learn enough about them, the phobia is merely an extension of instinct."

and hollywood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i take pics of spiders...amazing up close....

without trying to belittle anyone...but I think the fear of small creatures is ridiculous.I like almost everything!

apart from earwigs.possibly billywitches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i take pics of spiders...amazing up close....

without trying to belittle anyone...but I think the fear of small creatures is ridiculous.I like almost everything!

apart from earwigs.possibly billywitches!"

I know its stupid.

Its my mums fault, she used to get hysterical whenever she saw one.

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland


"Do a "Google" for Camel spiders then look at the one in your kitchen and say your tiny go away and eat all the flies "

Have saw these close up and believe me our spiders are not scary when compared to them.

Once read if it were not for spiders we would be knee deep in insects and they would overun the planet starving us all.

Unless you fancy eating insects that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a "Google" for Camel spiders then look at the one in your kitchen and say your tiny go away and eat all the flies

Have saw these close up and believe me our spiders are not scary when compared to them.

Once read if it were not for spiders we would be knee deep in insects and they would overun the planet starving us all.

Unless you fancy eating insects that is."

which thee is nothing wrong with lol...who wants some

COCK.......roach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nothing to do with spiders but i found a bees nest in my compost when i went to turn it over the other day and chatting to my neighbour he said chuck some petrol on it and burn them i laughed jokingly they werent really bothering anyone cos they were at the top of my garden so i left em alone! however while i was out at nite he came over and set fire to their nest killing virtually all of them without my permission! "

That's horrific I would go mental if someone did that! Hope u told him?

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

I agree with the above bees do nothing but good and are in decline.

Burn his garden shed down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need spiders they're cool insects

Even if they do scare lots of people

Don't kill em! "

I would never kill one. Crazy I know but I'm so scared of them I can't actually get close enough to them to kill them lol.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"i take pics of spiders...amazing up close....

without trying to belittle anyone...but I think the fear of small creatures is ridiculous.I like almost everything!

apart from earwigs.possibly billywitches!"

I know it's a ridiculous phobia but I can't help it. My brother used to torment me with creepy crawlies when we were young and I haven't been able to shake it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree with the above bees do nothing but good and are in decline.

Burn his garden shed down."

I sat taking pics with almost hundreds around me...but it was mostly bumblebees ll...so less scary n cute lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i take pics of spiders...amazing up close....

without trying to belittle anyone...but I think the fear of small creatures is ridiculous.I like almost everything!

apart from earwigs.possibly billywitches!

I know it's a ridiculous phobia but I can't help it. My brother used to torment me with creepy crawlies when we were young and I haven't been able to shake it off.

"

i just attached a spider to my cock....can u please shake it off...do it hard n fast tho...its a fake furry spider dont worry! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather have a thousand flies in my house than one spider - arghhh....

Fly spray is a wonderful invention... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna sound ridiculous and u r all gonna think I have finally gone off my head .................

if u dont want spiders in your house - put conkers along the edges by the skirting boards - I dont know how it works but it does ...........

where are those men in white coats, and where is my nice long sleeved jacket with the shiny buckles lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I can catch spiders in a jar and release them outside, or wait till they nip back down the plughole, but my phobia is moths and butterflies...I look odd walking down the street in summer when a flutterby is approaching me I veer out the way and the wee fecker makes a beeline for me so I look like some Care in the Community oddbod dancing on and off the flipping pavement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper."

"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."

That spider never knew what f**king hit it

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Your neighbour obviously hasn't heard that if the bees die out so do we? Also, it is illegal to interfere with a bees nest so, apart from the fact your neighbour trespassed, he committed an offence probably under the Wildlife Act!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

And I hate spiders too, but they do keep down the flies which I hate even more! So everything on this planet has a purpose. Oh and so do wasps - caught them taking out flies in the garden couple of years ago. Was ace! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not scared of spiders

But live mice, brought in by the cats, are a differant matter.....Cue shaking screaming woman jumping up on chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would rather have a thousand flies in my house than one spider - arghhh....

Fly spray is a wonderful invention... x"

now we know who's house stinks of shit hehehehehehehehehhe

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I learnt to cope when i lived on my own but either water down the plug or up the hoover, i dont like thme but no longer scared of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I hate spiders too, but they do keep down the flies which I hate even more! So everything on this planet has a purpose. Oh and so do wasps - caught them taking out flies in the garden couple of years ago. Was ace! lol"

You know, it baffles me how spiders haven't evolved to fly.

Imagine it, FLYING SPIDERS!!

Big, flying spiders as big as your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I hate spiders too, but they do keep down the flies which I hate even more! So everything on this planet has a purpose. Oh and so do wasps - caught them taking out flies in the garden couple of years ago. Was ace! lol

You know, it baffles me how spiders haven't evolved to fly.

Imagine it, FLYING SPIDERS!!

Big, flying spiders as big as your head."

why evolve when ur already highly successful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I hate spiders too, but they do keep down the flies which I hate even more! So everything on this planet has a purpose. Oh and so do wasps - caught them taking out flies in the garden couple of years ago. Was ace! lol

You know, it baffles me how spiders haven't evolved to fly.

Imagine it, FLYING SPIDERS!!

Big, flying spiders as big as your head.

why evolve when ur already highly successful?"

Spiders have evolved to jump to catch lizards and insects, flying is a mere setback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight legged freaks!! I hate them!! Eww distgusting creatures!! Why do they always manage to get in the bath?? Or walk across the floor or ceiling when ure least expecting them too?? I house sat for a friend of mine a few months ago, they were so big they let themselves in and out the doors, and chased my friends cats!! Seriously they had Pick axes and everything!!

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