FabSwingers.com forum: My vagina hurts

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pee?

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Pee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bike ride

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Walk

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

The splits

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Breathe, probably.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

You very probably shouldn't have another sex session.

And I'd avoid going for a wee as long as possible.

Cos that hurts after a major sex session an'all.

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

Cook pie, mash and PEAS for the four chaps you have over...

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

Have petit pois for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Cook pie, mash and PEAS for the four chaps you have over..."

The peas are staying put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely don't do DP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humble brag

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

"I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

Have sex with other partners due to covid19?

idk I’m just guessing

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Knock another one out girl, will make it all feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space hoppering to a rodeo and riding a bucking bronco with a 12 inch dildo attached to the saddle

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

I dont recommend riding an atv....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t complain and have another

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

"Cook pie, mash and PEAS for the four chaps you have over...

The peas are staying put"

I'm sure many would volunteer to kiss it better for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in the fridge or I could offer a soothing tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn’t do a spin class

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"You shouldn’t do a spin class

Oh hell no! Agreed!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The splits

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

don't scrub it with a loofah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breathe, probably.

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hope enough left for me lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

rub it with veet instead of cooling gel

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Knocking my door for a msg session

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"don't scrub it with a loofah "

I dunno sounds like it may need a clean

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

fall off a balance beam legs akimbo

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Get on a space hopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealous!

I havent had 4 sex sessions this year

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Give Crotch Kicking Club a miss tonight.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Give Crotch Kicking Club a miss tonight. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

Rule out a bit of anal

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Dab some sudocrem on it, but don’t double dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid showering with Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Don't accidentally mistake Fire Jack/Ralgex/Tiger Balm for a soothing rub on cream!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Take part in a lucha libre contest

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Go jet-skiing across some choppy waters.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

_oodnitegirl, I've been concerned about your vagina since I saw this yesterday. How's it doing? Did the peas help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

Have another 4 guys round for pie & peas

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"_oodnitegirl, I've been concerned about your vagina since I saw this yesterday. How's it doing? Did the peas help? "

Let’s just say a 14 hour shift in a pair of Bridget Jones’ is a bit of a chore and I’m not even half way through it yet haha

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

Was that with 4 different men

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

Was that with 4 different men

No. It was one SUPER LUCKY fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying estim

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Trying estim

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Stick some frozen ice pops up that lovely pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who was the lucky fella

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"who was the lucky fella

He’s not a fabber

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I’ve had four sex sessions and two masturbations today. Had to put some peas on the old girl.

I’m thinking of things I probably shouldn’t do this evening.

Go for a ride on a horse is one.

What else?

Was that with 4 different men

No. It was one SUPER LUCKY fella

Obviously your bubble buddy

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