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"Nope. Read it several times. I have no idea what this means. If anybody can explain the poster's thought/question the please post below. " Glad it’s not just me that’s confused. | |||
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"Nope. Read it several times. I have no idea what this means. If anybody can explain the poster's thought/question the please post below. " They may be all the right words, just in the wrong order.  | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate! "Can you clarify what you mean ?! | |||
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"As in meaning when women say 'men will pull anything' that its a bit rich coming from people who use everything as a toy?? (I don't FYI - lovehoneys finest for me ) "Ah, it’s just a dig at women, Right got it. | |||
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"As in meaning when women say 'men will pull anything' that its a bit rich coming from people who use everything as a toy?? (I don't FYI - lovehoneys finest for me )
Ah, it’s just a dig at women, Right got it."Just a guess - really annoying me that he won't clarify though   | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate! "All at once? | |||
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"Women have unusual tastes in dildos therefore we can't complain that some men appear not to be picky about who they want to fuck. I think." Ahhhhh got ya. Well, you see my phallus shaped object.... I know where it's been, and it's not up someone who makes my skin crawl | |||
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"Would do but I can’t edit the heading was supposed to say will fuck anything come on people it’s not that hard to read "We didn't say it's hard to read. We said it's hard to understand, and I stand by that. | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
All at once? "That would be one hell of a circus act.  | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
All at once? "Challenge accepted? | |||
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"OP you sat back vibing and chilling, While people trying and crack the code to what you mean ?!" Alan Turing will be turning in his grave. ‘Is this what code cracking has come to’?? | |||
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"As in meaning when women say 'men will pull anything' that its a bit rich coming from people who use everything as a toy?? (I don't FYI - lovehoneys finest for me )
Ah, it’s just a dig at women, Right got it.
Just a guess - really annoying me that he won't clarify though "I mean what’s he doing, unless he’s dropped his phone down the toilet or he’s in the middle of cooking in a soup kitchen there’s no excuse! | |||
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"Had to read 6 times, my head fell off trying to decode it. I quit "Maybe he works at Bletchley Park. | |||
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"As in meaning when women say 'men will pull anything' that its a bit rich coming from people who use everything as a toy?? (I don't FYI - lovehoneys finest for me )
Ah, it’s just a dig at women, Right got it.
Just a guess - really annoying me that he won't clarify though
I mean what’s he doing, unless he’s dropped his phone down the toilet or he’s in the middle of cooking in a soup kitchen there’s no excuse! "Might have a cucumber up his bum. | |||
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"Would do but I can’t edit the heading was supposed to say will fuck anything come on people it’s not that hard to read "I still don't see how the title relates to the first post. Are you making a point or a criticism or something? Are you saying that men are desperate to have sex with women who have different ways of masturbating? Are you saying that because women have different ways to masturbate, men shouldn't want to have sex with them? What is this thread all about? | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate! "I don't use any of those to masturbate! I like cock... Just not anyones!  | |||
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"I think what he’s saying Is that women moan that men will fuck anything, but hey look at women shoving All manner of things up their quims." Ah yes, I shove anything in my quim, it saves the hassle of taking a bag with me. | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. " He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'. | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. " He has the twelfth comment from the top. It only helped a bit though. The "full" in the title was meant to be "fuck". There are still many remaining question about what he is trying to say. | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'. "Guess you could hollow out a decent sized carrot, not sure how to fuck a shower head but maybe if i have a look at the assembly instructions | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'.
Guess you could hollow out a decent sized carrot, not sure how to fuck a shower head but maybe if i have a look at the assembly instructions "Id still need a step ladder. | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'.
Guess you could hollow out a decent sized carrot, not sure how to fuck a shower head but maybe if i have a look at the assembly instructions
Id still need a step ladder. "Could just fuck that since it's handy | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'.
Guess you could hollow out a decent sized carrot, not sure how to fuck a shower head but maybe if i have a look at the assembly instructions
Id still need a step ladder.
Could just fuck that since it's handy"Imagine trying to explain that one at A&E. | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'.
Guess you could hollow out a decent sized carrot, not sure how to fuck a shower head but maybe if i have a look at the assembly instructions
Id still need a step ladder.
Could just fuck that since it's handy
Imagine trying to explain that one at A&E. "Or b&q | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking " I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'.
Guess you could hollow out a decent sized carrot, not sure how to fuck a shower head but maybe if i have a look at the assembly instructions
Id still need a step ladder.
Could just fuck that since it's handy
Imagine trying to explain that one at A&E.
Or b&q"Especially asking where the angle grinders are. | |||
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"I’ll happily use a carrot and give it to my man for tea. Fun AND thrifty. #WifeyMaterial" He’s obviously just another rabbit to you ......
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom " I don't see much that is combative, just confusion and an opportunity to have a giggle and some banter. May have missed a comment here or there but nothing looks offensive to me. | |||
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"30 comments in, still no comment from the OP, keep them begging for more. He did comment. Apparently he meant 'FUCK' not 'FULL'.
Guess you could hollow out a decent sized carrot, not sure how to fuck a shower head but maybe if i have a look at the assembly instructions
Id still need a step ladder.
Could just fuck that since it's handy
Imagine trying to explain that one at A&E.
Or b&q
Especially asking where the angle grinders are. "That could spark a reaction if you're not careful, I'm already looking longingly at my shower | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom " Where are the combative comments in this thread ? | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom I don't see much that is combative, just confusion and an opportunity to have a giggle and some banter. May have missed a comment here or there but nothing looks offensive to me." You don’t have to be offensive to be combative | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom " You meant women will use anything to masturbate with, didn’t you? Not men. Not having a go, just want to ensure I understood your opening post correctly. | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom I don't see much that is combative, just confusion and an opportunity to have a giggle and some banter. May have missed a comment here or there but nothing looks offensive to me. You don’t have to be offensive to be combative " Still not seeing a combative element to the discussion just people having a giggle | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom Where are the combative comments in this thread ? " Combative: ready to fight, argue with, or oppose someone or any 1 of the 3. I’ve been on here since 2004 and apart from comical post I stay out of the forums for this reason. Tbh I was sitting here questioning why so many of you struggled with the concept of the post | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom You meant women will use anything to masturbate with, didn’t you? Not men. Not having a go, just want to ensure I understood your opening post correctly." My take would be that men will fuck anything is commonly joked about yet women will use bottles, fruit, veg etc etc and there is some irony in that maybe | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom You meant women will use anything to masturbate with, didn’t you? Not men. Not having a go, just want to ensure I understood your opening post correctly." What I was saying if it hadn’t been for auto correct jumping in and changing the word “fuck” to full was that women will say “men will fuck anything” but will use multiple things to fuck themselves  | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom You meant women will use anything to masturbate with, didn’t you? Not men. Not having a go, just want to ensure I understood your opening post correctly. My take would be that men will fuck anything is commonly joked about yet women will use bottles, fruit, veg etc etc and there is some irony in that maybe" That’s how I understood it too. He’s right too. | |||
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"But not 17 toys only have 6 x "Christmas isn't far off | |||
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"Tbh think must b me I have pics/vids using all those objects! My bad lmfao!! X" nice tail btw | |||
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"But not 17 toys only have 6 x
Christmas isn't far off" x | |||
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"Tbh think must b me I have pics/vids using all those objects! My bad lmfao!! X nice tail btw "Y thank u x x | |||
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"I’m surprised at you all having a dig here I read it to be there’s a generalisation that men will use anything to mastubate which may not be true that they do but I agree its a label a lot are given unfairly Feel free to do the same to me for sticking up for the op, I won’t be looking for replies, shame on all of you for picking I just gave up with it. It was meant as a comical view but tbh I’m finding that a lot of people in the forums are quite combative. Maybe due to boredom You meant women will use anything to masturbate with, didn’t you? Not men. Not having a go, just want to ensure I understood your opening post correctly. What I was saying if it hadn’t been for auto correct jumping in and changing the word “fuck” to full was that women will say “men will fuck anything” but will use multiple things to fuck themselves "Oh I get what you mean now. I really don't think anybody was being combative. We were just trying to understand you. You may think what you wrote made sense, but you know what you meant by it. The rest of us didn't have that advantage. The amount of people confused by it suggests you weren't as clear as you think you were. | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate! "
When women use sex toys to wank with it's horny, empowering and sexy.
When men use sex toys to wank with they are disgusting creepy perverts. | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
When women use sex toys to wank with it's horny, empowering and sexy.
When men use sex toys to wank with they are disgusting creepy perverts. "I'm glad we're all not slow lol | |||
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"2018 called. They want their meme back " | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
When women use sex toys to wank with it's horny, empowering and sexy.
When men use sex toys to wank with they are disgusting creepy perverts. "Nah men using toys on themselves is fucking hot  | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
When women use sex toys to wank with it's horny, empowering and sexy.
When men use sex toys to wank with they are disgusting creepy perverts.
Nah men using toys on themselves is fucking hot "Hell yes | |||
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"I think what he’s saying Is that women moan that men will fuck anything, but hey look at women shoving All manner of things up their quims. Ah yes, I shove anything in my quim, it saves the hassle of taking a bag with me." That had me laugh out loud | |||
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"I think what he’s saying Is that women moan that men will fuck anything, but hey look at women shoving All manner of things up their quims. Ah yes, I shove anything in my quim, it saves the hassle of taking a bag with me." | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate! "I have never used anything other than a toy
Why would anyone be sticking random objects up there!? They're very sensitive you know. | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate! "Still better than 99% of the men on here | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
Still better than 99% of the men on here "I'd like to see the source of this statistic please | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
Still better than 99% of the men on here
I'd like to see the source of this statistic please"It's my opinion. | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
Still better than 99.9% of the men on here " | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
Still better than 99% of the men on here
I'd like to see the source of this statistic please
It's my opinion. "I have no argument for this | |||
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"The gender that will use cucumbers, carrots, television remotes, water bottles, wine bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate!
Still better than 99% of the men on here
I'd like to see the source of this statistic please
It's my opinion.
I have no argument for this " | |||
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