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"Incidentally I could probably do with some profile text advise "Nice full stop babe, wanna fuck right now?   *jokes* | |||
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"Incidentally I could probably do with some profile text advise "Lol. You let your photos do all the talking. No need for words. | |||
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"I’m only interested if he can breathe through his ears " And can go down for hours and hours. | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good "Oh god yes, at least bloody try | |||
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"I had a shadow picture profile once with a profile that said "Bollox" I got the same messages as I get now. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing! " It really does make you realise that to many many people, you're NOTHING more than a wet hole, a means to an end. It can incredibly soul and confidence crushing. Strips you of your humanity | |||
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"I had a shadow picture profile once with a profile that said "Bollox" I got the same messages as I get now. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing! " ‘Good use Of the word ‘bollox’ hun, you look stunning!’ Etc | |||
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"I had a shadow picture profile once with a profile that said "Bollox" I got the same messages as I get now. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing! It really does make you realise that to many many people, you're NOTHING more than a wet hole, a means to an end. It can incredibly soul and confidence crushing. Strips you of your humanity " Indeed | |||
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"I had a shadow picture profile once with a profile that said "Bollox" I got the same messages as I get now. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing! " Bet you were still the ‘hottest woman by far’ | |||
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"Before I'd uploaded any pictures I was the most stunning woman on Fab "See, they know in advance. | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good " . To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment. | |||
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"I had a shadow picture profile once with a profile that said "Bollox" I got the same messages as I get now. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing! It really does make you realise that to many many people, you're NOTHING more than a wet hole, a means to an end. It can incredibly soul and confidence crushing. Strips you of your humanity " This is my view in general. Sometimes I'm happy to mutually use another in a meat way, sometimes not. | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
. To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment. "That blurb is driving me dotty! FAF? | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
. To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment.
That blurb is driving me dotty! FAF? "Hell yes  | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
. To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment. "Well someone called mine ‘frankly boring and pathetic’ the other day so my cats deffo blacker lol | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good "If there isn’t a glimpse of humour on their profile, then it’s time to move on. | |||
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"I’m only interested if he can breathe through his ears And can go down for hours and hours." You rang  | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
. To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment.
Well someone called mine ‘frankly boring and pathetic’ the other day so my cats deffo blacker lol"Calling a profile pathetic ffs | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. " I find it makes me feel worthless rather than give me an ego boost. When it's like that it's not "me" they want to meet, they simply want to use my genitals coz to them it's better than a wank | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. " Not necessarily. It does nothing for my ego Patrick. The amount of stupid messages I get pisses me off. The amount of messages I get saying how stunning and gorgeous I am is ridiculous. It goes right over my head. Not an ego boost at all for me. | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. I find it makes me feel worthless rather than give me an ego boost. When it's like that it's not "me" they want to meet, they simply want to use my genitals coz to them it's better than a wank " Exactly! | |||
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"Well op I can't argue with you, when I first joined, I got a lot of, your pics are stunning want to meet messages, which was very odd as I didn't have any photos on there. " Yup I get that now. "Gorgeous pics babe" I ask them which pics they like the best. | |||
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"I had a shadow picture profile once with a profile that said "Bollox" I got the same messages as I get now. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing! It really does make you realise that to many many people, you're NOTHING more than a wet hole, a means to an end. It can incredibly soul and confidence crushing. Strips you of your humanity " It's not the right place to be unless you want your holes fucked and that's it 
I think a lot of people especially single women are deluded that meeting men in here means anything else.
With the odd exception of course.
Some of the friends I've made make it worth staying - but I've been here long enough to take it all with a pinch of salt.
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. " it’s as hard for a woman on here to find a guy as a guy to find a woman, the only difference is most women have some standards. Having hundreds of disingenuous messages from guys who will duck anybody is hardly ego boosting | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. Not necessarily. It does nothing for my ego Patrick. The amount of stupid messages I get pisses me off. The amount of messages I get saying how stunning and gorgeous I am is ridiculous. It goes right over my head. Not an ego boost at all for me. " Ill get me coat.  | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. Not necessarily. It does nothing for my ego Patrick. The amount of stupid messages I get pisses me off. The amount of messages I get saying how stunning and gorgeous I am is ridiculous. It goes right over my head. Not an ego boost at all for me. " Love your personality. Can I stroke your ego? | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. Not necessarily. It does nothing for my ego Patrick. The amount of stupid messages I get pisses me off. The amount of messages I get saying how stunning and gorgeous I am is ridiculous. It goes right over my head. Not an ego boost at all for me. Ill get me coat. "Lol. It’s different if it’s from a friend x. I meant random men x | |||
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"I think mine covers everything do I need anything else "I saw 34 G, that’s all I needed to know! | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. Not necessarily. It does nothing for my ego Patrick. The amount of stupid messages I get pisses me off. The amount of messages I get saying how stunning and gorgeous I am is ridiculous. It goes right over my head. Not an ego boost at all for me. Love your personality. Can I stroke your ego? "Only if you’re gentle | |||
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"Well op I can't argue with you, when I first joined, I got a lot of, your pics are stunning want to meet messages, which was very odd as I didn't have any photos on there. Yup I get that now. "Gorgeous pics babe" I ask them which pics they like the best. " And “you’re so pretty” .
I don’t show my face to barely anyone!! | |||
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. Not necessarily. It does nothing for my ego Patrick. The amount of stupid messages I get pisses me off. The amount of messages I get saying how stunning and gorgeous I am is ridiculous. It goes right over my head. Not an ego boost at all for me. Love your personality. Can I stroke your ego?
Only if you’re gentle "I'm always gentle and attentive | |||
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"I think mine covers everything do I need anything else
I saw 34 G, that’s all I needed to know! " | |||
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"of course it boosts women ego's having all them men asking for a shag when in the real world they wouldnt get a second look. i totally understand women getting completely fucked off by the type of messages they receive. but on the other hand the same women should use that as a filter and then seek out the ones who will be a good meet/match for them. and im sure most women here have heard so much rubbish and repeat messages that it gets boring. i do sympathise with that and the volume of messages and demands to reply on you. a lot of you may not like my 'matter of fact' attitude, it may rub you up the wrong way, its not intended just the way i am. " Why wouldn’t they get a second look in the real world then? | |||
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"of course it boosts women ego's having all them men asking for a shag when in the real world they wouldnt get a second look. i totally understand women getting completely fucked off by the type of messages they receive. but on the other hand the same women should use that as a filter and then seek out the ones who will be a good meet/match for them. and im sure most women here have heard so much rubbish and repeat messages that it gets boring. i do sympathise with that and the volume of messages and demands to reply on you. a lot of you may not like my 'matter of fact' attitude, it may rub you up the wrong way, its not intended just the way i am. " Hang on, if they "wouldnt get a second look" in real life Why do they get so many mgs? | |||
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"you never see women asking for profile advice on the forums, wonder why that is ? Well I know why, cause a woman could have a photo of her elbow and still be inundated with messages. ‘Hey Hun, stunning elbow, where r u ?‘ ‘Hi Bae, u ok, what u and you’re elbow up 2 ?‘ ‘You look stunning wow ?‘ ‘You got anymore photos of your elbow from different angles, oh I’m a repeat/ heavy cummer ?!’ " ^^^^^^This is so true that it’s funny but in a sad way!!!!! T | |||
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"I think mine covers everything do I need anything else
I saw 34 G, that’s all I needed to know!
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"women dont have too. because they get tons of messages from guys so their ego is through the roof. a friend of mine has a blank profile with little on it by way of text and she still gets loads of mail. Not necessarily. It does nothing for my ego Patrick. The amount of stupid messages I get pisses me off. The amount of messages I get saying how stunning and gorgeous I am is ridiculous. It goes right over my head. Not an ego boost at all for me. " What Nora said | |||
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"you never see women asking for profile advice on the forums, wonder why that is ? Well I know why, cause a woman could have a photo of her elbow and still be inundated with messages. ‘Hey Hun, stunning elbow, where r u ?‘ ‘Hi Bae, u ok, what u and you’re elbow up 2 ?‘ ‘You look stunning wow ?‘ ‘You got anymore photos of your elbow from different angles, oh I’m a repeat/ heavy cummer ?!’ " Just had to check my profile for elbows. Not available. | |||
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"you never see women asking for profile advice on the forums, wonder why that is ? Well I know why, cause a woman could have a photo of her elbow and still be inundated with messages. ‘Hey Hun, stunning elbow, where r u ?‘ ‘Hi Bae, u ok, what u and you’re elbow up 2 ?‘ ‘You look stunning wow ?‘ ‘You got anymore photos of your elbow from different angles, oh I’m a repeat/ heavy cummer ?!’ Just had to check my profile for elbows. Not available. "It’s close, but they’re just out of shot. | |||
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"I haven't scrolled so apologies if I'm repeating anyone. I think most rate my profile threads are more about trying to gain attention and are intended to initiate dialogue and gain an advantage over what's viewed by these folk as the competition. Like "poor me I'm a really nice genuine bloke honestly but I just can't read and write properly and can't get any chicks to play with my penis and I don't know why, and did I say I'm really nice and lovely, and I'm soooooooo grateful for the standard bollocks advice you pretty ladies are dealing out, you're such clever pretty ladies - will you fuck me?". Nobody really wants advice from strangers on how to be themselves surely? Who's gonna know better than you? "I'm a cynical cunt, I know.... | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
. To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment.
That blurb is driving me dotty! FAF?
Hell yes "Fuck. I've no idea if we're compatible past those photo's... | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
. To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment.
That blurb is driving me dotty! FAF?
Hell yes
Fuck. I've no idea if we're compatible past those photo's... "Haha. I really need to do my profile again. I decided I didn’t like it so deleted it and haven’t got around to doing another. . I’m not looking to meet any men now so I need to try and appeal to the ladies | |||
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"I had a shadow picture profile once with a profile that said "Bollox" I got the same messages as I get now. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing! " You had me at "Bollox" | |||
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"To be fair, I got messages before I’d even put up one photo or filled in my profile properly. It was like “LOOK A WOMAN!!!! GRAB IT QUICK BEFORE IT VANISHES INTO PIXIE DUST!” And we’re a couples profile "This happened with my first profile I intended to fill in properly after having a look around. I ended up deleting it and starting again with this one. | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
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That blurb is driving me dotty! FAF?
Hell yes
Fuck. I've no idea if we're compatible past those photo's...
Haha. I really need to do my profile again. I decided I didn’t like it so deleted it and haven’t got around to doing another. . I’m not looking to meet any men now so I need to try and appeal to the ladies "I'm sure you'll do just fine | |||
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"I skip over a lot of visually appealing women and couples because their profiles are lazy as fuck. If you can't be arsed to type a few animated sentences, then they're not for me. It helps narrow people down which is good
. To be fair mines usually an essay. I just can’t be arsed at the moment.
That blurb is driving me dotty! FAF?
Hell yes
Fuck. I've no idea if we're compatible past those photo's...
Haha. I really need to do my profile again. I decided I didn’t like it so deleted it and haven’t got around to doing another. . I’m not looking to meet any men now so I need to try and appeal to the ladies
I'm sure you'll do just fine "Thank you. We’ll see x | |||
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"Lots of things are funny Like my face" Top hat Lacey memes incoming! | |||
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