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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's going on in your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jethro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have sent you telepathically a message. Good to see you Jim. Hope you had a nice weekend

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy jim ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy jim ladies"

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jimeroo my delightful darling! How is Batman tonight? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You are tonight's first poster to post, nice one! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello erect.

Monday finish on the pga this week as it’s the season finale so I’m up past my bedtime

How goes it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You are tonight's first poster to post, nice one! Smileyface"

Hurrah;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'll reply to your PM later. How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim... evening everyone

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/QiDNlCyHp0I "rose of cimmaron" poco

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jim "

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must have sent you telepathically a message. Good to see you Jim. Hope you had a nice weekend"

I thought I could sense something. I had a nice weekend, I met Martyn Moreno Superman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid."

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy jim ladies"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and Howdy, Bill. What did you do with your Texan Monday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi jim.

Xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Lazed around enjoying my retireing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimeroo my delightful darling! How is Batman tonight? x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats, you wonderful woman, What a welcome. I'm very well thank you. How the hell are you? x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy jim ladies

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and Howdy, Bill. What did you do with your Texan Monday?"

sorry i posted without your quote

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello erect.

Monday finish on the pga this week as it’s the season finale so I’m up past my bedtime

How goes it?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I do like it when you call me Erect.

I hope the PGA finale isn't as disappointing as the Lost finale.

I'm all good, thank you. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You are tonight's first poster to post, nice one! Smileyface

Hurrah;-)"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum.... "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'll reply to your PM later. How was your day? "

It was productive Jimmer, emotionally and living room-ally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'll reply to your PM later. How was your day?

It was productive Jimmer, emotionally and living room-ally "

How did the wallpapering go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim... evening everyone"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Proposal. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum....

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Halo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/QiDNlCyHp0I "rose of cimmaron" poco"

I always appreciate your musical links.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening one, good evening all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey jim how are you? I’m just laid in bed fabbing and researching things and thinking I’m the happiest lady

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Drinking. Auchentoshen matured in champagne barrels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jimeroo my delightful darling! How is Batman tonight? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats, you wonderful woman, What a welcome. I'm very well thank you. How the hell are you? x"

Aww shucks! Thank you lovely!!

Running around being mischievous as usual! Nightshift tonight, so you’re stuck with your resident CatWoman for the evening X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling? "

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim.

Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I see Ash has posted, he adores ya. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lazed around enjoying my retireing"

That is some excellent Texan Mondaying.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Evening Jim "
hi _amiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy jim ladies

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and Howdy, Bill. What did you do with your Texan Monday? sorry i posted without your quote"

Sorry, I replied to your post that didn't quote me.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Lazed around enjoying my retireing

That is some excellent Texan Mondaying."

i figure i'm going to be lazy a couple more days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi jim.

Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I see Ash has posted, he adores ya. x"

And i adore him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello erect.

Monday finish on the pga this week as it’s the season finale so I’m up past my bedtime

How goes it?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I do like it when you call me Erect.

I hope the PGA finale isn't as disappointing as the Lost finale.

I'm all good, thank you. How are you?"

Good to hear

I’m fighting sleep but it’s a very exciting finish so I’m determined to see it out.

No sporting disappointment could compare to the one you reference

New season on the horizon with new opportunities though

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy jim ladies

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and Howdy, Bill. What did you do with your Texan Monday? sorry i posted without your quote

Sorry, I replied to your post that didn't quote me."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum.... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Why have West Ham sold their best kid?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'll reply to your PM later. How was your day?

It was productive Jimmer, emotionally and living room-ally

How did the wallpapering go?"

All finished! It's up, it's straight and if I say so myself I did a cracking job. I've been glossing today, very very slowly. Now I just wanna get the telly on the wall, some shelving for the alcoves, the mirror above the fireplace (I can't do that myself it's proper heavy and I can't even get it down the stairs on my own), carpet and a drainpipe to cover the gas pipe with a hole drilled in the top and ivy or some other trailing green thing hanging down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'll reply to your PM later. How was your day?

It was productive Jimmer, emotionally and living room-ally "

What's not to like about a mending Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guy with a massive hung monster donkey mushroom witdth penis or a penis that gets wider half way up the length? Thanks x ..Hi Jim

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'll reply to your PM later. How was your day?

It was productive Jimmer, emotionally and living room-ally

What's not to like about a mending Monday."

And people we're slating poor Monday yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueBelle. I like your bra.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

evening fab friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening one, good evening all.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jimmy. Do you like the comedian Limmy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m just laid in bed fabbing and researching things and thinking I’m the happiest lady

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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good. I think I know what you've been researching. I've got a photo to send you. I'll send it later.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Why have West Ham sold their best kid?"

It was a crazy decision Jim selling him to West Brom for only £18 million...

Our captain Mark Noble has been going nuts about it on Twitter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking. Auchentoshen matured in champagne barrels. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Untrepid. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. What is Auchentushen? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimeroo my delightful darling! How is Batman tonight? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats, you wonderful woman, What a welcome. I'm very well thank you. How the hell are you? x

Aww shucks! Thank you lovely!!

Running around being mischievous as usual! Nightshift tonight, so you’re stuck with your resident CatWoman for the evening X"

I enjoy your mischievous late night company. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Merry Monday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?"

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lazed around enjoying my retireing

That is some excellent Texan Mondaying. i figure i'm going to be lazy a couple more days"

I don't blame you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim.

Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I see Ash has posted, he adores ya. x

And i adore him "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello erect.

Monday finish on the pga this week as it’s the season finale so I’m up past my bedtime

How goes it?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I do like it when you call me Erect.

I hope the PGA finale isn't as disappointing as the Lost finale.

I'm all good, thank you. How are you?

Good to hear

I’m fighting sleep but it’s a very exciting finish so I’m determined to see it out.

No sporting disappointment could compare to the one you reference

New season on the horizon with new opportunities though "

You can do it, you can see it out.

*Nods*

That sounds very promising. Smileyface

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one, good evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jimmy. Do you like the comedian Limmy?"

Never heard of him (the only reason I know its a him, is Mr. Google)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any guy with a massive hung monster donkey mushroom witdth penis or a penis that gets wider half way up the length? Thanks x ..Hi Jim"

That's two very specific penis requests. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kingus. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I think I want a cat Jeryl, but I don't want a pet to screw up my handywork. I want my house to be nice for a while.

I know my luck, I'd get a right scratchy bastard who ruined furniture, walls etc and hated snuggles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'll reply to your PM later. How was your day?

It was productive Jimmer, emotionally and living room-ally

What's not to like about a mending Monday.

And people we're slating poor Monday yesterday. "

I know. I've just read what you've done today, nice work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening fab friends "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sHaRIF. When were you last stiff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Why have West Ham sold their best kid?

It was a crazy decision Jim selling him to West Brom for only £18 million...

Our captain Mark Noble has been going nuts about it on Twitter."

18 million, in Premier League terms, doesn't seem much.

I heard about it on the wireless. I can't blame him. Not sure he should have gone public. But Hammers fans will probably love him a bit more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jimeroo my delightful darling! How is Batman tonight? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats, you wonderful woman, What a welcome. I'm very well thank you. How the hell are you? x

Aww shucks! Thank you lovely!!

Running around being mischievous as usual! Nightshift tonight, so you’re stuck with your resident CatWoman for the evening X

I enjoy your mischievous late night company. x"

Well I’d like to think so! I’m delightful... or so I’ve been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimbo, i am here... Good evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts? "

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening one, good evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jimmy. Do you like the comedian Limmy?

Never heard of him (the only reason I know its a him, is Mr. Google)

"

Give him a try sometime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I want a cat Jeryl, but I don't want a pet to screw up my handywork. I want my house to be nice for a while.

I know my luck, I'd get a right scratchy bastard who ruined furniture, walls etc and hated snuggles."

I want a cat too. But you do have to consider the decor and furniture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimeroo my delightful darling! How is Batman tonight? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats, you wonderful woman, What a welcome. I'm very well thank you. How the hell are you? x

Aww shucks! Thank you lovely!!

Running around being mischievous as usual! Nightshift tonight, so you’re stuck with your resident CatWoman for the evening X

I enjoy your mischievous late night company. x

Well I’d like to think so! I’m delightful... or so I’ve been told "

Haha.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl."

bunny is a nickname derived from women named barbra or bernice

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think I want a cat Jeryl, but I don't want a pet to screw up my handywork. I want my house to be nice for a while.

I know my luck, I'd get a right scratchy bastard who ruined furniture, walls etc and hated snuggles.

I want a cat too. But you do have to consider the decor and furniture."

I've just had a quick peep, some of them cost a fucking grand

I'll stroke the street strays instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one, good evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jimmy. Do you like the comedian Limmy?

Never heard of him (the only reason I know its a him, is Mr. Google)

Give him a try sometime."

I will, although more of a Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle man myself.

For me both are miles ahead of the others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimbo, i am here... Good evening!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. Midnight at the nocturnal thread. Send your camel to my bed. Shadows painting our faces. Heaven's holding a half-moon, shining just for us. Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon. And kick up a little dust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl. bunny is a nickname derived from women named barbra or bernice"

That could explain Bab's username.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I want a cat Jeryl, but I don't want a pet to screw up my handywork. I want my house to be nice for a while.

I know my luck, I'd get a right scratchy bastard who ruined furniture, walls etc and hated snuggles.

I want a cat too. But you do have to consider the decor and furniture.

I've just had a quick peep, some of them cost a fucking grand

I'll stroke the street strays instead."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening one, good evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jimmy. Do you like the comedian Limmy?

Never heard of him (the only reason I know its a him, is Mr. Google)

Give him a try sometime.

I will, although more of a Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle man myself.

For me both are miles ahead of the others."

I shall have to check out those two gentlemen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl."

This is very disappointing but ok. I don’t need bunny facts.

I’ll just cry into my tea instead with no bunny facts

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl.

This is very disappointing but ok. I don’t need bunny facts.

I’ll just cry into my tea instead with no bunny facts "

bunnies are rabbits hares are different

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl.

This is very disappointing but ok. I don’t need bunny facts.

I’ll just cry into my tea instead with no bunny facts "

Look up Herman the German. He's HUUUUUUGE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl.

This is very disappointing but ok. I don’t need bunny facts.

I’ll just cry into my tea instead with no bunny facts "

Don't cry, Bill has done a bunny fact. And I've also over estimated how busy the nocturnal thread is. Turns out I have time to look for bunny facts.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?"

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl.

This is very disappointing but ok. I don’t need bunny facts.

I’ll just cry into my tea instead with no bunny facts

Look up Herman the German. He's HUUUUUUGE "

Tell Kingus.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh Jim

Oh Darling. I just Googled Oh Darling, Google is telling me that Oh! Darling is by Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Google is stoopid.

I’m going to start a lonely hearts club and we will meet on Tuesdays for pineapple pizza and cherry cola.

How are you my darling?

That is an excellent idea. Thank you, Jamie, thank you, Beatles. Cowabunga!

I'm good, I'm rested. How are you? Have you shaken off the hangover?

As it stands, lonely hearts club is in the bath with Prosecco and Lana del Rey but I think I’m going to need a bigger venue.

I’m still poorly. I don’t think it’s hangover I think it’s poorly. I’ve not had a very good day and I am not a happy bunny, Jim.

Do we have have bunny facts?

Oh no, not poorly.

I'm a bit busy for bunny facts at the moment. It's a shame Babs isn't here, she's a bunny girl.

This is very disappointing but ok. I don’t need bunny facts.

I’ll just cry into my tea instead with no bunny facts

Look up Herman the German. He's HUUUUUUGE

Tell Kingus."

*snortle*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her "

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one, good evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jimmy. Do you like the comedian Limmy?

Never heard of him (the only reason I know its a him, is Mr. Google)

Give him a try sometime.

I will, although more of a Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle man myself.

For me both are miles ahead of the others.

I shall have to check out those two gentlemen."

Just had a quick look at Limmy- "laptop sketch"..... definitely not my type of comedian.

Both Bill and Dave have specials on Netflix for your viewing pleasure.

I also recommend The Chappelle Show (Early Dave)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!"

I like it when you say, oh my fuck.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first."

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!"

Great ain't he. I wanna snuggle him

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

https://youtu.be/wOSseI1hao8

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing "

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?"

Herman was all over the news years back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!

Great ain't he. I wanna snuggle him "

Same! Don’t fancy him curling up on my lap though. Bet he’s a lump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!

I like it when you say, oh my fuck."

I’m not a very sweary person.

But have you seen him?!

He’s glorious

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over a year ago

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?"

Yeah its amazing thank you Batman for being on my side

Really i had Henry for years he stamped his back foot you knew it he used to live cherry lips as well so much so that he would try and get them before you put them in your mouth

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over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m just laid in bed fabbing and researching things and thinking I’m the happiest lady

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good. I think I know what you've been researching. I've got a photo to send you. I'll send it later."

Eeek I’m excited! The shoes are chosen, I’ve got a choice between 3 dresses and the one I love most it’s his choice, however are you free 22-24th January?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Herman was all over the news years back. "

I believe i remember that he was a german lop wasnt he?

How are you this evening X

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Herman was all over the news years back.

I believe i remember that he was a german lop wasnt he?

How are you this evening X"

That's him.

I'm loads better than yesterday ta.

My telly has just given up on life tho. The picture has gone and now it looks like an 80s terrytowel bedsheet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bunnies are crepuscular, most active at dawn and dusk.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Bunnies are crepuscular, most active at dawn and dusk. "

Sounds like they're addicted to crisps, once they hop, they can't stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Herman was all over the news years back. "

I heard of Herman last week on the radio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!

I like it when you say, oh my fuck.

I’m not a very sweary person.

But have you seen him?!

He’s glorious "

I know, that's why I like it.

I'm going to search engine Herman the mega rabbit.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!"

My boys are monsters, not giant breed but tigers back paws are just over 4 inches long and his dads are over 5 inches. Some people do get a little freaked at huge bunnies coming over to say hello they are like my guard dogs only silent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rugby. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!

My boys are monsters, not giant breed but tigers back paws are just over 4 inches long and his dads are over 5 inches. Some people do get a little freaked at huge bunnies coming over to say hello they are like my guard dogs only silent "

Ooooooooo I wanna feed them carrots and become besties with them and make a bunny fort out of hay

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over a year ago


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Yeah its amazing thank you Batman for being on my side

Really i had Henry for years he stamped his back foot you knew it he used to live cherry lips as well so much so that he would try and get them before you put them in your mouth "

Giant rabbits, don't make them angry. Eat sweeties in a different room to a giant rabbit.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Yeah its amazing thank you Batman for being on my side

Really i had Henry for years he stamped his back foot you knew it he used to live cherry lips as well so much so that he would try and get them before you put them in your mouth

Giant rabbits, don't make them angry. Eat sweeties in a different room to a giant rabbit.

"

Yeah he bit my lip once trying to get it cheeky git

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m just laid in bed fabbing and researching things and thinking I’m the happiest lady

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good. I think I know what you've been researching. I've got a photo to send you. I'll send it later.

Eeek I’m excited! The shoes are chosen, I’ve got a choice between 3 dresses and the one I love most it’s his choice, however are you free 22-24th January? "

That sounds like the dress. As soon as that. I'm free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Tuesday

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!

My boys are monsters, not giant breed but tigers back paws are just over 4 inches long and his dads are over 5 inches. Some people do get a little freaked at huge bunnies coming over to say hello they are like my guard dogs only silent

Ooooooooo I wanna feed them carrots and become besties with them and make a bunny fort out of hay"

Omg I do I do, all around my kitchen and balcony! Then we all sneeze like fuck, yes my bunnies have hayfever (it's actually so adorable when they start). They are the best pets, not needy like cats, dont need walking like dogs and are more entertaining then the kids! Sometimes I even wake up thinking I'm paralyzed until I see a sound asleep, content as content can be, sleeping bunny across my legs

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Herman was all over the news years back.

I believe i remember that he was a german lop wasnt he?

How are you this evening X

That's him.

I'm loads better than yesterday ta.

My telly has just given up on life tho. The picture has gone and now it looks like an 80s terrytowel bedsheet "

Yeah my Henry was a german lop as well his ear were amazing bless him

Im glad you are better that makes me smile although your telly makes me sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bunnies are crepuscular, most active at dawn and dusk.

Sounds like they're addicted to crisps, once they hop, they can't stop "

Haha.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It's the midnight hour already."

And I'm on 10% so gonna head off and listen to my stripey telly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh my fuck.

Herman.

He’s not a bunny, a rabbit or a hare! he’s a monster rabbit!

Imagine going into someone’s house and just seeing him chilling out!

My boys are monsters, not giant breed but tigers back paws are just over 4 inches long and his dads are over 5 inches. Some people do get a little freaked at huge bunnies coming over to say hello they are like my guard dogs only silent

Ooooooooo I wanna feed them carrots and become besties with them and make a bunny fort out of hay

Omg I do I do, all around my kitchen and balcony! Then we all sneeze like fuck, yes my bunnies have hayfever (it's actually so adorable when they start). They are the best pets, not needy like cats, dont need walking like dogs and are more entertaining then the kids! Sometimes I even wake up thinking I'm paralyzed until I see a sound asleep, content as content can be, sleeping bunny across my legs "

I'm so sold on a big ole bunnikins

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Good evening Jim! Feel a bit rude but got super excited seeing bunnies being talked about!

How the devil are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Wankie's rabbits. Smileyfaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim! Feel a bit rude but got super excited seeing bunnies being talked about!

How the devil are you?"

Be as rude as you want.

I'm good, thanks. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Yeah its amazing thank you Batman for being on my side

Really i had Henry for years he stamped his back foot you knew it he used to live cherry lips as well so much so that he would try and get them before you put them in your mouth

Giant rabbits, don't make them angry. Eat sweeties in a different room to a giant rabbit.

Yeah he bit my lip once trying to get it cheeky git "

That sort of sounds like me.

Sweets aren’t safe around me either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Tuesday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. Happy Wednesday Eve. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour already.

And I'm on 10% so gonna head off and listen to my stripey telly "

Haha. Put a radio station on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Good evening Jim! Feel a bit rude but got super excited seeing bunnies being talked about!

How the devil are you?

Be as rude as you want.

I'm good, thanks. How are you?"

To be honest, excited! Someone, not me first, is talking about bunnies! I'm more proud of mine then my kids (that's a lie currently, the boy passed his driving test first time Friday so hes ahead with the proud points currently ) I'm also not at work which feels a odd as fuck...tried to combat that with wine but it's not worked so far....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!"

Did it hop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim! Feel a bit rude but got super excited seeing bunnies being talked about!

How the devil are you?

Be as rude as you want.

I'm good, thanks. How are you?

To be honest, excited! Someone, not me first, is talking about bunnies! I'm more proud of mine then my kids (that's a lie currently, the boy passed his driving test first time Friday so hes ahead with the proud points currently ) I'm also not at work which feels a odd as fuck...tried to combat that with wine but it's not worked so far...."

Haha. Did you enjoy your eight hours to yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

Did it hop?"

Nah, it scuttled. They move in an interesting way! I’ve named him Gerald. He can be my pet for the evening! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie, did F&B write your status update?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie, did F&B write your status update?"

Yes he did. Could you tell?

He’s also promised to marry me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

Did it hop?

Nah, it scuttled. They move in an interesting way! I’ve named him Gerald. He can be my pet for the evening! X"

I hope Gerald stays around longer than tonight. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, did F&B write your status update?

Yes he did. Could you tell?

He’s also promised to marry me "

I could tell!

You should marry him. I'd marry him.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, I was almost falling asleep in ma chair for a while until I heard your sultry tones

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Yeah its amazing thank you Batman for being on my side

Really i had Henry for years he stamped his back foot you knew it he used to live cherry lips as well so much so that he would try and get them before you put them in your mouth

Giant rabbits, don't make them angry. Eat sweeties in a different room to a giant rabbit.

Yeah he bit my lip once trying to get it cheeky git

That sort of sounds like me.

Sweets aren’t safe around me either "

Oh really does that mean you will bite my lip if i start eating sweets near you because i may just do that on purpose

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim hi _amiss"

Hi Bill . I like your profile pic

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Evening Jim hi _amiss

Hi Bill . I like your profile pic "

why thank you xo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim hi _amiss

Hi Bill . I like your profile pic why thank you xo"

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Yeah its amazing thank you Batman for being on my side

Really i had Henry for years he stamped his back foot you knew it he used to live cherry lips as well so much so that he would try and get them before you put them in your mouth

Giant rabbits, don't make them angry. Eat sweeties in a different room to a giant rabbit.

Yeah he bit my lip once trying to get it cheeky git

That sort of sounds like me.

Sweets aren’t safe around me either

Oh really does that mean you will bite my lip if i start eating sweets near you because i may just do that on purpose "

Don’t make me blush!

You’d lose your sweets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

Did it hop?

Nah, it scuttled. They move in an interesting way! I’ve named him Gerald. He can be my pet for the evening! X

I hope Gerald stays around longer than tonight. x"

He’ll get rid of any other nasties I don’t want asking. I’ve made a pal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I was almost falling asleep in ma chair for a while until I heard your sultry tones "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Did I get you up?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hiya Bill and Samiss, hope you're keeping ok xxx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hiya Bill and Samiss, hope you're keeping ok xxx "
hey ace doing good and you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, I was almost falling asleep in ma chair for a while until I heard your sultry tones

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Did I get you up?"

Yes you noisy bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

Did it hop?

Nah, it scuttled. They move in an interesting way! I’ve named him Gerald. He can be my pet for the evening! X

I hope Gerald stays around longer than tonight. x

He’ll get rid of any other nasties I don’t want asking. I’ve made a pal!! "

I like Gerald.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I was almost falling asleep in ma chair for a while until I heard your sultry tones

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Did I get you up?

Yes you noisy bugger! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm eating chocolate raisins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

Did it hop?

Nah, it scuttled. They move in an interesting way! I’ve named him Gerald. He can be my pet for the evening! X

I hope Gerald stays around longer than tonight. x

He’ll get rid of any other nasties I don’t want asking. I’ve made a pal!!

I like Gerald."

So do I

Although my client won’t... but I just won’t tell him we have a hand sized, eight legged visitor and all shall be well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins."

Share?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman my friend how are you today are you feeling a little less tired? have you had a good day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm feeling more rested today, thank you. I've a nice day doing nothing. How are you?

Thats good then im glad to hear it my friend im ok didnt really sleep much today went to see my little man instead because hes been poorly and daddy cuddles make everything better so i dont mind

im now in a rather interesting discussion about Cucumber Jim do you like Cucumber?

Also Lorna went wild when you left last night made us all get our bums out and wanted to raid your fridge me and Jamie couldnt control her

You really are a superman.

I do like cucumber. It's a good salad vegetable. And quite frankly the best vegetable sandwich.

What?! I'll take a look at what happened last night later. I've got to find some bunny facts first.

Just try my best is all to be what is most important thing in the world to me my little man

Thats good them im glad you like Cucumber because i love a good ham, coleslaw and cucumber sandwich ive been told it tastes like puddle water

I had a giant house rabbit whos back feet were bigger than my hands he was a big boy called Henry he scared my cat Jess as well he was that big. He was house trained and everything and loved cuddles and brushing

Erm, cucumber is the most refreshing of all the vegetables.

Why am I only just learning about giant rabbits with huge feet?

Yeah its amazing thank you Batman for being on my side

Really i had Henry for years he stamped his back foot you knew it he used to live cherry lips as well so much so that he would try and get them before you put them in your mouth

Giant rabbits, don't make them angry. Eat sweeties in a different room to a giant rabbit.

Yeah he bit my lip once trying to get it cheeky git

That sort of sounds like me.

Sweets aren’t safe around me either

Oh really does that mean you will bite my lip if i start eating sweets near you because i may just do that on purpose

Don’t make me blush!

You’d lose your sweets! "

You know how much i love my sweets but you will always be welcome to them

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I'm eating chocolate raisins."
make sure before you eat them that there's no rabbits around

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's going on in your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface"

Evening I’m pervin tbh looking at some fine people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins."

I’m eating naked raisins!

I have no good snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

Did it hop?

Nah, it scuttled. They move in an interesting way! I’ve named him Gerald. He can be my pet for the evening! X

I hope Gerald stays around longer than tonight. x

He’ll get rid of any other nasties I don’t want asking. I’ve made a pal!!

I like Gerald.

So do I

Although my client won’t... but I just won’t tell him we have a hand sized, eight legged visitor and all shall be well "

What your client doesn't know won't hurt them. Gerald sounds like a smart spider, he won't get caught.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

Share? "

You'll have to dive in quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins. make sure before you eat them that there's no rabbits around "

I've checked, I'm good to go. I'm pretty certain the rabbits next door are secure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's going on in your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

Evening I’m pervin tbh looking at some fine people "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nathan. Happy Tuesday. Enjoy your pervin'. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just watched a spider the size of my hand wander across the floor of my work.

Honestly, they’re getting bigger every year!!

Did it hop?

Nah, it scuttled. They move in an interesting way! I’ve named him Gerald. He can be my pet for the evening! X

I hope Gerald stays around longer than tonight. x

He’ll get rid of any other nasties I don’t want asking. I’ve made a pal!!

I like Gerald.

So do I

Although my client won’t... but I just won’t tell him we have a hand sized, eight legged visitor and all shall be well

What your client doesn't know won't hurt them. Gerald sounds like a smart spider, he won't get caught."

I get the feeling he’s a mighty fly hunter and has much spidery wisdom to share! I might learn the secrets of the universe tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

Share?

You'll have to dive in quickly. "

I’ll give you kisses if you give me some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

I’m eating naked raisins!

I have no good snacks

"

Haha.

This is not a good situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

Share?

You'll have to dive in quickly.

I’ll give you kisses if you give me some "

I'm sharing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

I’m eating naked raisins!

I have no good snacks

Haha.

This is not a good situation."

You know I get fomo. My naked raisins have never been more disappointing.

And they’re already quite disappointing.

They’re raisins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

Share?

You'll have to dive in quickly.

I’ll give you kisses if you give me some

I'm sharing!"

I knew I could sway you darling!!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

I’m eating naked raisins!

I have no good snacks

Haha.

This is not a good situation.

You know I get fomo. My naked raisins have never been more disappointing.

And they’re already quite disappointing.

They’re raisins. "

i heard it through the grapevine chocalte is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

I’m eating naked raisins!

I have no good snacks

Haha.

This is not a good situation.

You know I get fomo. My naked raisins have never been more disappointing.

And they’re already quite disappointing.

They’re raisins. i heard it through the grapevine chocalte is better"

Budum bum tshhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

I’m eating naked raisins!

I have no good snacks

Haha.

This is not a good situation.

You know I get fomo. My naked raisins have never been more disappointing.

And they’re already quite disappointing.

They’re raisins. "

I can't remember when I last had naked raisins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sleep so I'm perving at this late hour ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

Share?

You'll have to dive in quickly.

I’ll give you kisses if you give me some

I'm sharing!

I knew I could sway you darling!!

"

Give us a kiss.

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