FabSwingers.com forum: Worst status updates

By *orkspoon OP Man
over a year ago

nearby

What are the worst updates you've seen (obviously no naming and shaming)

I would nominate:

Balls need emptying

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe mine lol

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By *orkspoon OP Man
over a year ago

nearby

"maybe mine lol"

Very wrong. Maybe a rabbit?

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By *orkspoon OP Man
over a year ago

nearby

"Mine?

Only if you talked about the filling

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"So bored"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone lend me a Flymo to trim my wife Beryls bush, as it’s get Unruly, in return Beryl will cook you a cherry pie. Thanks in advance Jeff (Beryls other half) xx

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mine?

Only if you talked about the filling"

These lips don’t tell

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By *orkspoon OP Man
over a year ago

nearby

How about:

Women needed to entertain hubby whilst I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about leaving fab"

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Saw one the other day

"Love sitting here taking the piss out of all these tools on here"

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By *ngelShare18Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just seen one about if its ok to fancy your half brother. I was absolutely shocked

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What are the worst updates you've seen (obviously no naming and shaming)

I would nominate:

Balls need emptying"

Please don’t shame me on the forums

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Need draining. Who's horny now?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I update regular random shite tbh, but the worst ones are usually men expecting or asking for pussy within the next hour or 2, mainly because they are in the area

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

Mine, they are always so boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The empty ones.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mine are drivel! Just whatever's in my thoughts at time lol! X

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Someone messaged me, I checked out his profile only to find his status was "so many stuck up cunts on here"

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Usually the ones either slagging people off or trying to get the attention of people who they can't message due to filters.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Someone messaged me, I checked out his profile only to find his status was "so many stuck up cunts on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to many messages to reply to"

"Opps deleted all my messages"

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Any status that is obviously aimed at other people..

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Worst we've seen today is - Who fancies a big load ? I cum buckets

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Worst we've seen today is - Who fancies a big load ? I cum buckets"

Ooh, tempting!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Skint any ideas or any one got snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Im hotter than a junkies spoon" seen that once before

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

""Im hotter than a junkies spoon" seen that once before

* takes out notepad and copies this down

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Drama llama status updates!! Eyes roll moment

often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Thinking about leaving fab"

This^

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Hung over and horny

and this hot weather is making me horny How does the sun make you horny ?

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By *ountry PeaksCouple
over a year ago

In The Surrey Hills

It’s snowing here, who wants to join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its my hubbys birthday.

Any ladies want to give a special treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the worst updates you've seen (obviously no naming and shaming)

I would nominate:

Balls need emptying"

Wife's Vag needs filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst we've seen today is - Who fancies a big load ? I cum buckets"

Sounds painful to cum buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls need emptying"

Yeah what is this about

Do men think this is attractive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls need emptying

Yeah what is this about

Do men think this is attractive?

I've been on FabGuys and it's all emptying balls and heavy cummers over there. I would say these status updates attract men (and are possibly aimed at men) more than women.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Mrs is away today. Anyone available to meet Mr alone"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Thanks for......yadada....... you know who you are”

Translates to - EVERYBODY! I SAY, EVERYBODY!!! I’VE JUST HAD SEX!!!

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By *inglewindsormanMan
over a year ago

Bridport

"Just seen one about if its ok to fancy your half brother. I was absolutely shocked

The one I got given is pretty bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls need emptying

Yeah what is this about

Do men think this is attractive?

I've been on FabGuys and it's all emptying balls and heavy cummers over there. I would say these status updates attract men (and are possibly aimed at men) more than women."

Ah thank you for the insight. I just thought they were piss poor at chat up lines

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By *elleRoseCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

The - its sunny out anyone wanna fuck ?

Or the - its hot outside and im horny ? No originality although tbf ours are normally telling the fab community we are having a costa ahaha however we have got some cheeky fabbers come take a look and send us messages on my appearance e or what they would like to do while there lolllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m game”

“Is it just me”

“Naughty fun”

“ want to know more 07########5”

Could go on said them all ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab my pictures guy so I can make it to number one.

Selling my private pictures and videos .

Anyone got any snow in return for my naughty videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably mine ....

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By *0NyorksMan
over a year ago

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Mine are often nonsense, just whatevers in my head at the time. Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So horny now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Thinking about leaving fab"

I hope you don't, love the pics

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