FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest joke ever

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So apparently the below joke is the funniest joke ever after a online poll or something. Does anyone have a funnier one?

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't even crack a smile.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sniggered at that, op

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chuckled x

By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A man begged his wife to let him go play golf, she said " no you'll be gone all day" he pleaded that him and fred would only play half a day, she relented, almost night time he comes home, she's livid, he says honey fred had a heat attack on the first hole, she said thats horrible but you should have been home before now, he said honey , i'd tee off drag fred , hit the ball drag fred.....