FabSwingers.com forum: Why haven't you entered your DOG in Crufts yet !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The more feeble excuse the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two eat poop

Two or three are weirdos and have a thing for dirty underwear

The other 3 or 4 are just too rebellious for that sort of malarkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he’s discriminated against due to the fact he’s a cat.

Also he scratches me if I try to get him to do tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are way too stupid/stubborn to be trained to do any of it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cause it’s dead

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Because I haven't got a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they dont let middle aged ex husbands do tricks or jumps any more

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

He would walk up and down the line of rottweilers weeing all over them cos he thinks he's a hard dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my homework ate the dog.

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By *ngelShare18Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because our pet who's name is dog is actually a cat (true story).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because our pet who's name is dog is actually a cat (true story). "

Thats brilliant.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"Because our pet who's name is dog is actually a cat (true story). "

My exhusband, now has a dog called "Boy", he is male and a dog.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

I don’t think my tropical fish will do well on the agility course at Crufts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think my tropical fish will do well on the agility course at Crufts

As long as he tries his best....it's the taking part that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not pedigrees.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ours is too daft. He is the only dog I have ever known to be so fixated on following a scent trail he will walk into a lamppost or tree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because my homework ate the dog. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't have a category for scruffy trampy dogs with ears like Yoda....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she is too cool to need validation from humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he has gone on the piss with Brian and Stewie, wont be home for weeks.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Well if I ignore that he's gone over rainbow bridge, I would say he would try to fuck or fight every other dog and possibly a judge as well. He was a relentless asshole but he was my dog and I still miss him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he died 3 weeks ago aged only 6

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because she's completely perfect and doesn't need to be judged.

Also a little prick who won't go outside when it rains and has just peed on my kitchen floor

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cause she is too lazy to walk, I am not allowed her dog buggy in the arena

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

Our male dog don't like men and would eat them all

Our female dog chases anything that moves

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