FabSwingers.com forum: Never mind my mate, I fancy you.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, bend over please OP

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yup, bend over please OP

Ooh my hamstrings are tight

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Once you finished all that flirting 'stuff' - I'll have a beer with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game for a couple beers with you guys

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm game for a couple beers with you guys

We can cuddle though, surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm game for a couple beers with you guys

We can cuddle though, surely

Well, as long as you provide some PPE

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"There is someone

You could join us for a drink.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm game for a couple beers with you guys

We can cuddle though, surely

Well, as long as you provide some PPE

Naturally.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There is someone

Way hay in di go.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning gentlemen.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gentlemen.

Good morning just got better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then. I’m game today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with some sexy times

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

Do I only get to choose one of the above options?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

I know I've been subtle about it and you may not be aware, but I think now is the time to finally admit that actually, Fiddlesticks, I do rather fancy you and want all of the above please.

#justsaying

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Go on then. I’m game today

Ooh as mr humphries would say.

I’m free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone

You could join us for a drink.

Oohh go on then!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could do with some sexy times

I think that’s quite a common wish. I’m sure you’ll get it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

Do I only get to choose one of the above options? "

Oh no, you can have them all plus something off of the specials board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. I’m game today

Ooh as mr humphries would say.

I’m free.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

I know I've been subtle about it and you may not be aware, but I think now is the time to finally admit that actually, Fiddlesticks, I do rather fancy you and want all of the above please.

#justsaying

Ooh I think that would be very acceptable.

#I’mlistening

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

I know I've been subtle about it and you may not be aware, but I think now is the time to finally admit that actually, Fiddlesticks, I do rather fancy you and want all of the above please.

#justsaying

Ooh I think that would be very acceptable.

#I’mlistening"

Come closer, I'll whisper in your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

You should add that to your profile. Definitely get you all the fabbers....

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Its seems you are wanted and very poplar op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way"

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way"

I prefer cocktails to beer, can I come sit with all you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Omg god same!

you start one side I’ll start the other and we’ll meet in the middle!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way"

That works for me Posh. Let’s go.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Nice work. You’re hot.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Its seems you are wanted and very poplar op.

Thank you but this is for everybody, I’m just a conduit.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way"

I can wear a dress if it gets me in.

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Im game...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Omg god same!

you start one side I’ll start the other and we’ll meet in the middle! "

We can assemble a team of "good ones" as we go and have an epic orgy in the middle

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

i'm just going to sit and mind the SpankMeHarder corner with my cake and gin

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By *ustfulmusingCouple
over a year ago

ilpseich

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way"

Can l be grabbed please love a Pina Colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Omg god same!

you start one side I’ll start the other and we’ll meet in the middle!

We can assemble a team of "good ones" as we go and have an epic orgy in the middle

I’m going to need to know what makes them the ‘good ones’ so we can send formal invites. I’m thinking butts, great hair and just the *vibes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NotSoPosh, I wouldn't mind spunking on your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm just going to sit and mind the SpankMeHarder corner with my cake and gin

Nope you’re coming with us. We need a butler...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Omg god same!

you start one side I’ll start the other and we’ll meet in the middle!

We can assemble a team of "good ones" as we go and have an epic orgy in the middle

I’m going to need to know what makes them the ‘good ones’ so we can send formal invites. I’m thinking butts, great hair and just the *vibes* "

Sounds like good criteria to me, oh, and obviously great shags

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"i'm just going to sit and mind the SpankMeHarder corner with my cake and gin

Nope you’re coming with us. We need a butler...

I'm the Barman. It's gone 12, so gin'o'clock it is!

I'll top your jugs with gin for tits?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I can wear a dress if it gets me in.

I've got one you can borrow

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NotSoPosh, I wouldn't mind spunking on your tits

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Omg god same!

you start one side I’ll start the other and we’ll meet in the middle!

We can assemble a team of "good ones" as we go and have an epic orgy in the middle

I’m going to need to know what makes them the ‘good ones’ so we can send formal invites. I’m thinking butts, great hair and just the *vibes*

Sounds like good criteria to me, oh, and obviously great shags

Omg I’m getting score cards so I can mark them out of 10!

Sex meets strictly come dancing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm just going to sit and mind the SpankMeHarder corner with my cake and gin

Nope you’re coming with us. We need a butler...

I'm the Barman. It's gone 12, so gin'o'clock it is!

I'll top your jugs with gin for tits?

You want tits? Try taking the pill

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I can wear a dress if it gets me in.

You won’t be wearing it long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Omg god same!

you start one side I’ll start the other and we’ll meet in the middle!

We can assemble a team of "good ones" as we go and have an epic orgy in the middle

I’m going to need to know what makes them the ‘good ones’ so we can send formal invites. I’m thinking butts, great hair and just the *vibes*

Sounds like good criteria to me, oh, and obviously great shags

Omg I’m getting score cards so I can mark them out of 10!

Sex meets strictly come dancing! "

"Strictly Cum on my Tits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

Can l be grabbed please love a Pina Colada

Do you like to dance in the rain?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"i'm just going to sit and mind the SpankMeHarder corner with my cake and gin

Nope you’re coming with us. We need a butler...

I'm the Barman. It's gone 12, so gin'o'clock it is!

I'll top your jugs with gin for tits?

You want tits? Try taking the pill

Ah, This isn't a 'ruin their wish' thread

... I'm just the spunky barman who gets no attention behind the bar

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"i'm just going to sit and mind the SpankMeHarder corner with my cake and gin

Nope you’re coming with us. We need a butler...

I'm the Barman. It's gone 12, so gin'o'clock it is!

I'll top your jugs with gin for tits?

You want tits? Try taking the pill

Ooh I’ll try that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely trying to work my way through the whole of Fab, I'll bang the lot of you

Omg god same!

you start one side I’ll start the other and we’ll meet in the middle!

We can assemble a team of "good ones" as we go and have an epic orgy in the middle

I’m going to need to know what makes them the ‘good ones’ so we can send formal invites. I’m thinking butts, great hair and just the *vibes*

Sounds like good criteria to me, oh, and obviously great shags

Omg I’m getting score cards so I can mark them out of 10!

Sex meets strictly come dancing!

"Strictly Cum on my Tits"

I’ll get in to the BBC now and see if they will air it prime time Saturday night.

I’m gonna be a star!

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In for a look

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I can wear a dress if it gets me in.

You won’t be wearing it long.

Exactly....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for a look

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way"

Well, if its a choice between beers with the men or cocktails with the ladies... ill join you ladies if its all the same to you

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By *ustfulmusingCouple
over a year ago

ilpseich

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

Can l be grabbed please love a Pina Colada

Do you like to dance in the rain?"

Yes but l’m into yoga and not sure l have half a brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

Can l be grabbed please love a Pina Colada

Do you like to dance in the rain?

Yes but l’m into yoga and not sure l have half a brain "

Don’t tell me your into health food? And dislike champagne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in, now whether to join the ladies for a cocktail, or the men having a beer?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in, now whether to join the ladies for a cocktail, or the men having a beer?!"

Ah, you know I fancy you xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I am in, now whether to join the ladies for a cocktail, or the men having a beer?!"

Or the ladies for a beer and the men for a cocktail.

I’m bi-drinkual

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

Can l be grabbed please love a Pina Colada

Do you like to dance in the rain?

Yes but l’m into yoga and not sure l have half a brain "

I wish you were into me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please can I have a long Island iced tea cocktail, then flirt lots with the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in, now whether to join the ladies for a cocktail, or the men having a beer?!

Or the ladies for a beer and the men for a cocktail.

I’m bi-drinkual "

I will stand in the middle with my bottle of Peroni then and admire all the cute bums!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

All of the above please Fiddles

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"In for a look

Well hello

Hello to you to

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Anybody fancy a shag, a snog, a fondle under the covers or a splash in the bath or pretty much anything as long it involves at least a wee bit of flirty fun.

All of the above please Fiddles

My absolute pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite fancy playing with Fiddles,sticks

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I quite fancy playing with Fiddles,sticks

Fiddle away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I've been going round the houses, so I guess this is my chance to get out in the open;

MrMrs Brightside : you guys are one sexy couple, I so wanna play with you guys sometime - it would be so hot ??

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By *ustfulmusingCouple
over a year ago

ilpseich

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

Can l be grabbed please love a Pina Colada

Do you like to dance in the rain?

Yes but l’m into yoga and not sure l have half a brain

I wish you were into me.

Thought you knew l was

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for a look

Well hello

Hello to you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy you, and you annnndddd you.

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way"

I'm coming for cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

How about for just the cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

How about for just the cock

Yay an offer Ladies, should we share

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

"Barman, we are gonna need more ice"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

"Barman, we are gonna need more ice""

We should be making them hot not cold. Unless the ice is for nipples.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

"Barman, we are gonna need more ice"

We should be making them hot not cold. Unless the ice is for nipples.

Not just nipples.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"i'm just going to sit and mind the SpankMeHarder corner with my cake and gin

Mind if I join you

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

How about for just the cock

That too

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Oh yes indeed

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

How about for just the cock

That too

Good choice

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Good morning gentlemen.

The men are apparently all having a drink. You, me and Incandescent go for cocktails?

We will grab the other ladies on the way

I'm coming for cocktails

I'll join you all for cocktails

How about for just the cock

That too

Good choice

Always lol

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