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"Iv got lots of condiments, sausage rolls, bacon, corned beef, ham, mushrooms, cherries, tomatoes, cocktail sausages, coleslaw, yoghurt and pork pie. " I've not had corned beef for time. I've never had corned beef hash. I think I want to give it a whirl | |||
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"7 bottles of Prosecco, pecorino, half a punnet of blueberries and lurpak. I should have gone shopping this weekend but I have been poorly today and don’t want to risk passing anything on " A model citizen. | |||
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"Lorna, I CBA going downstairs to look at the spartan contents of ours, but there's defo Lactofree milk, butter and cheese, some ham, a few apples, raspberries and strawberries, some leftover hummus, maybe some salady bits and various jams/marmalade. " That's more than mine has when it's "full" | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce " Kick her in the cunt, that's food cruelty | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce " | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce " Give me her number I’ll call her right now and get this sorted | |||
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"7 bottles of Prosecco, pecorino, half a punnet of blueberries and lurpak. I should have gone shopping this weekend but I have been poorly today and don’t want to risk passing anything on A model citizen. " Thank you, thank you. I feel quite the superhero | |||
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"Lorna, I CBA going downstairs to look at the spartan contents of ours, but there's defo Lactofree milk, butter and cheese, some ham, a few apples, raspberries and strawberries, some leftover hummus, maybe some salady bits and various jams/marmalade. That's more than mine has when it's "full" " This house contains the following: Me - eats normally S - eats like an Olympic swimmer, is incredibly slim and NOT sporty Child A - no longer an actual child and consumer of bacon, eggs and other goodies by the bucket load Child B - age 3. Signature line "mummy I am hungry". Eats several breakfasts if permitted Child A's girlfriend doesn't count become I think she subsists on fresh air | |||
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"Lorna, I CBA going downstairs to look at the spartan contents of ours, but there's defo Lactofree milk, butter and cheese, some ham, a few apples, raspberries and strawberries, some leftover hummus, maybe some salady bits and various jams/marmalade. That's more than mine has when it's "full" This house contains the following: Me - eats normally S - eats like an Olympic swimmer, is incredibly slim and NOT sporty Child A - no longer an actual child and consumer of bacon, eggs and other goodies by the bucket load Child B - age 3. Signature line "mummy I am hungry". Eats several breakfasts if permitted Child A's girlfriend doesn't count become I think she subsists on fresh air " Ash would have multiple breakfasts if I'd let him. | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce Kick her in the cunt, that's food cruelty " I very nearly threw it at her who honestly toasts lettuce is she insane or what | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce " I'd ring "Superhero-line" on her obviously "crap-cook" ass!! | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce Give me her number I’ll call her right now and get this sorted " Ok ill pass it on to her i had to buy sweets to make up for it instead | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce I'd ring "Superhero-line" on her obviously "crap-cook" ass!! " I thino she tried to sneak kryptonite into the food and pass it off as lettuce im onto her | |||
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"Me. I got bored and decided to see if the light turns off so I'm sitting in the fridge in the dark (the light does turn off) " | |||
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"Me. I got bored and decided to see if the light turns off so I'm sitting in the fridge in the dark (the light does turn off) " It's not that warm in here | |||
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"Lorna, I CBA going downstairs to look at the spartan contents of ours, but there's defo Lactofree milk, butter and cheese, some ham, a few apples, raspberries and strawberries, some leftover hummus, maybe some salady bits and various jams/marmalade. That's more than mine has when it's "full" This house contains the following: Me - eats normally S - eats like an Olympic swimmer, is incredibly slim and NOT sporty Child A - no longer an actual child and consumer of bacon, eggs and other goodies by the bucket load Child B - age 3. Signature line "mummy I am hungry". Eats several breakfasts if permitted Child A's girlfriend doesn't count become I think she subsists on fresh air Ash would have multiple breakfasts if I'd let him. " Fortunately, Child B takes after daddy and seems able to eat me under the table but stays skinny. Who has to buy a 3yo clothes for age 5-6, purely for the length?? | |||
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"Me. I got bored and decided to see if the light turns off so I'm sitting in the fridge in the dark (the light does turn off) It's not that warm in here " Just dont try the freezer | |||
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"Me. I got bored and decided to see if the light turns off so I'm sitting in the fridge in the dark (the light does turn off) It's not that warm in here Just dont try the freezer" Too late, I've got frostbite in my arse cheeks. | |||
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"Me. I got bored and decided to see if the light turns off so I'm sitting in the fridge in the dark (the light does turn off) It's not that warm in here Just dont try the freezer Too late, I've got frostbite in my arse cheeks. " | |||
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"Me. I got bored and decided to see if the light turns off so I'm sitting in the fridge in the dark (the light does turn off) It's not that warm in here Just dont try the freezer Too late, I've got frostbite in my arse cheeks. " | |||
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"Not enough space to type as went shopping on Saturday. Things like passion fruit, strawberries, fruit pots, full salad drawer, full veg drawer, Wiltshire ham, corned beef, mayo, skimmed milk, 5 or 6 cheeses, greek yogurt, rump steak, lamb steaks, salmon, smoked salmon. " I'm liking the contents of your fridge. | |||
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"Not enough space to type as went shopping on Saturday. Things like passion fruit, strawberries, fruit pots, full salad drawer, full veg drawer, Wiltshire ham, corned beef, mayo, skimmed milk, 5 or 6 cheeses, greek yogurt, rump steak, lamb steaks, salmon, smoked salmon. I'm liking the contents of your fridge. " Thanks. The joys of living alone. I can buy exactly what I want just for my taste and no bugger will snaffle it. | |||
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"Half a bottle of rose wine that belongs to my friend Kopperburg Cider that’s my sons Mature cheddar, sticky tofffee cheddar, feta cheese, chilli lime cheese Bag of salad, cucumber Parma ham Strawberries, grapes, raspberries Numerous condiments Lurpack Lunch for me and my son Bacon Think that’s about it need to do a fresh shop " sticky tofffee cheddar,never heard of it! I love cheese, I'd pretty much try any | |||
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"Cool stuff " It's empty isn't it | |||
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" sticky tofffee cheddar,never heard of it! I love cheese, I'd pretty much try any " It’s beautiful I got it from Bakewell on Saturday but can usually pick it up at specialist cheese shops or food shows. It taste like Christmas cake and cheese together tastes like or cheese on malt loaf. Yum | |||
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" sticky tofffee cheddar,never heard of it! I love cheese, I'd pretty much try any It’s beautiful I got it from Bakewell on Saturday but can usually pick it up at specialist cheese shops or food shows. It taste like Christmas cake and cheese together tastes like or cheese on malt loaf. Yum " I love bun and cheese which is pretty much the same as malt loaf...a good combination. I'll look out for the cheese | |||
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"Just had a look Lettuce, spinach, celery, tomatoes, lots of fruit and some bottled water. Who’s house is this? It sure as fuck isn’t mine. I’m a 15st Scotsman who loves beer whisky and meat. " | |||
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" sticky tofffee cheddar,never heard of it! I love cheese, I'd pretty much try any It’s beautiful I got it from Bakewell on Saturday but can usually pick it up at specialist cheese shops or food shows. It taste like Christmas cake and cheese together tastes like or cheese on malt loaf. Yum " Definitely visting Bakewell soon now. | |||
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"2 former husbands " Saves digging up the patio | |||
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"7 bottles of Prosecco, pecorino, half a punnet of blueberries and lurpak. I should have gone shopping this weekend but I have been poorly today and don’t want to risk passing anything on " Prosecco party at your house I’ll bring nibbles and some soup to make you better xx | |||
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"2 former husbands " Best check the BBD... Bury Before Date. | |||
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"7 bottles of Prosecco, pecorino, half a punnet of blueberries and lurpak. I should have gone shopping this weekend but I have been poorly today and don’t want to risk passing anything on Prosecco party at your house I’ll bring nibbles and some soup to make you better xx " There’s always a Prosecco party here Nibbles and soup! You’ve just made my day! | |||
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"Im at work so couldnt possibly know although the canteen lady is trying to sell ham toasties that are actually chicken mayo and bacon and egg salad wrap cooked yes salad as in lettuce Kick her in the cunt, that's food cruelty I very nearly threw it at her who honestly toasts lettuce is she insane or what " To use one of my favourite words... BOAKE!!!! Is she insane?! That’s wrong! | |||
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"2 former husbands Best check the BBD... Bury Before Date." I do..but i like to prolong the agony even after death ..freeze...decompose a little ...repeat . | |||
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"Almond milk Alpro yoghurts Ham Cornish cruncher cheese, feta cheese, Monterey Jack cheese Pesto coated halloumi kebabs Wiltshire ham 2 dips Celery stick fir the dips Pink lady apples Green veggies Pork loin chops Vine tomatoes Bag of shallots Butter 3 tins of salmon Assortment of condiments I think that’s it for now " Why would you put tinned salmon in the fridge? | |||
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"a whole lot of chocolate and 2 onions." Chocolate should not be put in the fridge.. | |||
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"a whole lot of chocolate and 2 onions. Chocolate should not be put in the fridge.. " It really should, so much better this way especially easter eggs | |||
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"2 former husbands " Someone’s been watching the news recently | |||
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"smoked salmon, eggs, almond milk, lots of green veggies, basa/mackerel, lots of berries and tubs of Skyr!" Your fridge reflects your Fab body | |||
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"Cheese Milk Brie Chili jam Eggs A pack of sausage rolls Two yoghurts Bottles of water. I need to go shopping! " Can i have your sausage rolls? | |||
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