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"Wish granted bug you have to give it to me
I wish I could fly..."You can fly but you can’t land. I wish I had snacks | |||
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"Wish granted bug you have to give it to me
I wish I could fly...
You can fly but you can’t land.
I wish I had snacks "You have snacks but they are all mouldy. I wish I had a cuddle buddy | |||
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" I wish I had a cuddle buddy" You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo. I wish I had a giant bath. | |||
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" I wish I had a cuddle buddy You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo. I wish I had a giant bath. " I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches. I wish I had a glass of wine | |||
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" I wish I had a cuddle buddy You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo. I wish I had a giant bath. I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches. I wish I had a glass of wine " There’s leeches in your wine I wish I had a kitten | |||
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" I wish I had a cuddle buddy You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo. I wish I had a giant bath. I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches. I wish I had a glass of wine There’s leeches in your wine I wish I had a kitten" You have a kitten but it scratches you all the time I wish I was getting a massage right now | |||
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" I wish I had a cuddle buddy You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo. I wish I had a giant bath. I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches. I wish I had a glass of wine There’s leeches in your wine I wish I had a kitten You have a kitten but it scratches you all the time I wish I was getting a massage right now " You get a massage from Edward scissorhands.. I wish I had a lie in tomorrow. | |||
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"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers I wish I could talk to animals " You can but they don't listen I wish I was in Disney World | |||
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"As cute as it is don't worry about deleting posts if you're a few seconds late. We're here to be savage so the more dreams we ruin the better "I'm just that cute   | |||
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"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers I wish I could talk to animals You can but they don't listen I wish I was in Disney World " You're at Disney world but all the rides are closed down I wish I won the lottery | |||
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"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers I wish I could talk to animals You can but they don't listen I wish I was in Disney World " You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI! I wish I was on a beach sunbathing | |||
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"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers I wish I could talk to animals You can but they don't listen I wish I was in Disney World You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI! I wish I was on a beach sunbathing " Yeah but you’ll probably fall asleep and be burnt to a crisp. I want a hunky, personal butler... | |||
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"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers I wish I could talk to animals You can but they don't listen I wish I was in Disney World You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI! I wish I was on a beach sunbathing " You are, but its in Scotland where its cold! I wish I was thinner | |||
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"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers I wish I could talk to animals You can but they don't listen I wish I was in Disney World You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI! I wish I was on a beach sunbathing Yeah but you’ll probably fall asleep and be burnt to a crisp. I want a hunky, personal butler..." that's has a strong hand like the guy from scary movie 2 
I want Channing Tatum to bring me a chocolate milkshake in bed | |||
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"He brings you a milkshake but drops it on the bedroom carpet, slips and breaks his leg. I wish I had a Sunday night spooning partner...." You get one but it’s Rose West. I wish I had some pickled onions | |||
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"He brings you a milkshake but drops it on the bedroom carpet, slips and breaks his leg. I wish I had a Sunday night spooning partner.... You get one but it’s Rose West. I wish I had some pickled onions " Instead you had fruit and nut 
I wish i didnt have work tomorrow | |||
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"He brings you a milkshake but drops it on the bedroom carpet, slips and breaks his leg. I wish I had a Sunday night spooning partner.... You get one but it’s Rose West. I wish I had some pickled onions Instead you had fruit and nut
I wish i didnt have work tomorrow"You get the day off due to a particularly aggressive case if haemorrhoids. I wish I had a puppy | |||
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"You get a puppy but it chews everything and poops all over your house. Wish I could read minds..." You can only read the bad thoughts about you I wish I had a girlfriend | |||
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"You get a puppy but it chews everything and poops all over your house. Wish I could read minds... You can only read the bad thoughts about you I wish I had a girlfriend" Granted you can have mine, she’s a whiny bitch
I wish I could travel to Africa and see my mates | |||
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"You get to fly to Africa but the plane crashes and you get stranded alone on a small island. Wish I was could time travel..." You can travel 6 weeks in the future but only to the island that HottNotts is stranded on and you can’t get back. I wish my legs were longer | |||
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"You get to fly to Africa but the plane crashes and you get stranded alone on a small island. Wish I was could time travel... You can travel 6 weeks in the future but only to the island that HottNotts is stranded on and you can’t get back. I wish my legs were longer " They are 1mm longer I wish I found the love of my life | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter " You do but it can only transport you in 10 cm distances. I wish I had red hair | |||
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"Wish granted. You now have stilts permanently attached to your legs I wish I had some legs over my shoulders right now..." Granted. They are my stilts. I wish I had cake | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter " You do but its Barbie doll sized! I wish I had pretty fingernails | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You do but its Barbie doll sized! I wish I had pretty fingernails" You do, but they keep growing forever until you have harpy talons!! I wish my WiFi wouldn’t stop dropping  | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter " You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant " Wish granted but it never starts up. I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish... | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant " you pick up a Audi but it's bogey green colour and doesn't have any keys I wish my ex was here jus for tonight as she gives the bestest blowjobs and I can't quite suck myself | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant Wish granted but it never starts up. I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish..." Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one  | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant Wish granted but it never starts up. Beat me to it lol your to fast at typing bro I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish..." | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant Wish granted but it never starts up. I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish... Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one "I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow. I wish i had some ice cream | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant Wish granted but it never starts up. I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish... Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one "Aww me neither..... | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant Wish granted but it never starts up. I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish... Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one
I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow.
I wish i had some ice cream"It's melted (that's for ruining our wishes lol) I wish I had a car | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant Wish granted but it never starts up. I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish... Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one
I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow.
I wish i had some ice cream"It's a real hot day and you lift the ice cream cone to take a big lick and the ice cream falls off the end! I wish I didn't have work tomorrow | |||
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"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath I wish I had a transporter You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant Wish granted but it never starts up. I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish... Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one
I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow.
I wish i had some ice cream
It's melted (that's for ruining our wishes lol)
I wish I had a car"You do but it smells really bad inside and costs a bomb to insure! I wish I was able to teleport maltesers to my bed right now! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb " You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic " You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art I wish I was a professional footballer | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic " A dyslexic genie granted your wish, you are now autistic I wish I was more assertive | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic A dyslexic genie granted your wish, you are now autistic I wish I was more assertive" The same genie granted your wish, and now you're just an ass I wish i could be a pro archer  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art I wish I was a professional footballer" You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs I wish I had a glass of wine right now | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic A dyslexic genie granted your wish, you are now autistic I wish I was more assertive The same genie granted your wish, and now you're just an ass I wish i could be a pro archer "The genie was d*unk and now all you can drink is archers. I wish I was I had a cup of tea | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art I wish I was a professional footballer You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs I wish I had a glass of wine right now " Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha Wish I was in Aberdeen...  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art I wish I was a professional footballer You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs I wish I had a glass of wine right now Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha Wish I was in Aberdeen... "Aberdeen is a male gigalo I wish I could go to sleep easier | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art I wish I was a professional footballer You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs I wish I had a glass of wine right now Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha Wish I was in Aberdeen...
Aberdeen is a male gigalo
I wish I could go to sleep easier"You fall into a deep sleep and sleep walk waking up more shattered than you went to bed. I wish I could party! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47] You can't fly due to covid I wish I could meet a fwb You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly. I wish I was more artistic You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art I wish I was a professional footballer You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs I wish I had a glass of wine right now Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha Wish I was in Aberdeen...
Aberdeen is a male gigalo
I wish I could go to sleep easier
You fall into a deep sleep and sleep walk waking up more shattered than you went to bed.
I wish I could party!"With a hangover that never goes I wish I could suck clean balls | |||
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Aberdeen is a male gigalo
I wish I could go to sleep easier
You fall into a deep sleep and sleep walk waking up more shattered than you went to bed.
I wish I could party!
With a hangover that never goes
I wish I could suck clean balls "They are balls of steel and cold against your warm mouth. I wish I had pills for my hangover | |||
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"You get the pills but a side effect is they make you unbelievably horny I wish I was there when you take them..." You are, but you can’t touch her I wish for an orgy | |||
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"You get the pills but a side effect is they make you unbelievably horny I wish I was there when you take them... You are, but you can’t touch her I wish for an orgy " You’re invited but only as the cloak woman. I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me | |||
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" You’re invited but only as the cloak woman. I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me " You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings  | |||
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" You’re invited but only as the cloak woman. I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings "Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell). I wish I could have a holiday  | |||
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" You’re invited but only as the cloak woman. I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings
Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell).
I wish I could have a holiday "You have a holiday where it rains all day everyday I wish there was someone in my bed cuddling me | |||
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Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell).
I wish I could have a holiday
You have a holiday where it rains all day everyday
I wish there was someone in my bed cuddling me "You get that but it’s the babadook. I wish I was getting a foot massage | |||
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" You’re invited but only as the cloak woman. I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings
Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell).
I wish I could have a holiday
You have a holiday where it rains all day everyday
I wish there was someone in my bed cuddling me
You get that but it’s the babadook.
I wish I was getting a foot massage "Your getting your foot massaged , unfortunately it's from your surgeon as he prepares for amputation. I wish I was handsome | |||
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"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid" You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs I wish i was somewhere else right now | |||
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"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs I wish i was somewhere else right now "Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left. I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room | |||
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"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs I wish i was somewhere else right now
Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.
I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room "You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker. I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow | |||
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"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs I wish i was somewhere else right now
Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.
I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room "I will be in your bedroom in minutes will be sex on fire | |||
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"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs I wish i was somewhere else right now
Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.
I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room
You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker.
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow "Technically your wish is granted, its tuesday tomorrow, but you still have to go to work | |||
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"I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight" Eat away, but your boobs will shrink. Now, about that holiday | |||
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"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs I wish i was somewhere else right now
Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.
I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room
You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker.
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow "You got your wish, it's after midnight so tomorrow is tuesday I wish I could type with two hands. | |||
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"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs I wish i was somewhere else right now
Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.
I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room
You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker.
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow
You got your wish, it's after midnight so tomorrow is tuesday
I wish I could type with two hands."Your appointment for hand amputation was confirmed I wish she can make it | |||
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