FabSwingers.com forum: Why did the man climb the tree?

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Well what do you think?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get to the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To impress me....

It didn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get to the other side."

Of what though?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To get to the other side."

There was no other side......

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To impress me....

It didn’t.

It was a very big tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To collect all the dog poop bags

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well what do you think?.....

Because he thought a willing Fab female was at the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get to the other side.

Of what though?"

Well it wasn’t his original destination but now can only be reached through a medium...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get to the other side.

Of what though?"

The chicken

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Rescue the pussy? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to perv at the sexy woman fingering herself in the garden next door

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

To rescue a pussy cat.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To collect all the dog poop bags"

It was a very clean tree....

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Rescue the pussy? X"

Darn it I wasn’t quick enough.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well what do you think?.....

Because he thought a willing Fab female was at the other side."

I didnt see any females up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To impress me....

It didn’t.

It was a very big tree

He missed the ribbon I'd tied several branches above the point he reached before freezing in fear.

The fire brigade that rescued him were so friendly. The driver of the turntable ladder got my number

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

He mistook it for a 5G mast?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Rescue the pussy? X"

I couldn't hear any cats meowing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

To see if he could see his house from here?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"to perv at the sexy woman fingering herself in the garden next door "

The tree was in big park with no gardens near by

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Coz he felt like it

There was a kite stuck and the kiddies who owned it were sad

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"He mistook it for a 5G mast?

I think were still only on 1G down here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he wanted to get his bearings while wandering aimlessly through the forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we got the answer yet?

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

To have a power wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he just liked climbing trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they never grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have a power wank

Or a danger wank

shout TIMBER as you finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he was proposing

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coz he felt like it

There was a kite stuck and the kiddies who owned it were sad

I didn't see any kites.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Because he wanted to get his bearings while wandering aimlessly through the forest

It was in a city centre park

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"For attention "

He got our attention

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

It is because of curiosity.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have we got the answer yet?

Not yet!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Well what do you think?.....

To overcome his fear of heights..... true story

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

cos there was a pussy at the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he was proposing

Now then Ash there's an idea.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To have a power wank

Dangerous place to have one up a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he wanted to get his bearings while wandering aimlessly through the forest

It was in a city centre park

Well that wasn't stated at the start, so will go with second answer of danger wank (scroll up)

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Because he just liked climbing trees"

He certainly looked like he had done this before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he was a bit of a Sap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he was a bit of a Sap "

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Because they never grow up"

Who?...the men or the trees?....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"To impress me....

It didn’t.

Much?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

To get a better view of the doggers?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Because he was proposing

Who to all the way up there?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enviromental protestor.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It is because of curiosity. "

He did look a bit curious.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well what do you think?.....

To overcome his fear of heights..... true story "

Did you overcome your fear of heights?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To get a better view of the doggers?"

It was the middle of the day.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Enviromental protestor."

I thought they were all busy trying to stop the papers being printed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see his friends the Squirrels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeping. It was George McFly.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To see his friends the Squirrels..."

He really was nuts.....

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

To get closer to the sun

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To get closer to the sun

It was a really sunny afternoon....

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

He was commissioned for a root and branch audit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to look in his neighbours window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's his God given right, and the government can't stop him.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because it's his God given right, and the government can't stop him."

Absolutely. No reason why he shouldn’t take a gun up there and fire a few rounds of ammo at the birdies too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get an apple from the highest branch for me

Y’know because I’m pretty

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

To shake it for conkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To shake it for conkers "

Ohhhh mr cock!

Iv missed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because it's his God given right, and the government can't stop him.

Absolutely. No reason why he shouldn’t take a gun up there and fire a few rounds of ammo at the birdies too!

Except for the small matter of needing to have a firearms license!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Well what do you think?.....

To spy on his mates big sister who was blonde and used to undress for bed in the window with the light behind her... Allegedly

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For an abstruse, esoteric angle: The man was actually ascending the Kabbalistic Tree Of Life

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"To shake it for conkers

Ohhhh mr cock!

Iv missed you.

Evening Lorna how are you

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"He was commissioned for a root and branch audit?"

That was good

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"to look in his neighbours window"

There were no neighbours around......

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I couldn't take anymore

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Because it's his God given right, and the government can't stop him."

Special branch could....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause a big angry bear was after him

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To get an apple from the highest branch for me

Y’know because I’m pretty

An apple a day...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Was he being chased by a rhino?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get in his tree house.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Well what do you think?.....

To overcome his fear of heights..... true story

Did you overcome your fear of heights?..."

Yes it worked.... That and cliff jumping over a couple of weeks did it.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To shake it for conkers "

He would have needed to be very strong!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well what do you think?.....

To spy on his mates big sister who was blonde and used to undress for bed in the window with the light behind her... Allegedly"

There were no women undressing nearby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well what do you think?.....

Because it was there to be climbed!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"For an abstruse, esoteric angle: The man was actually ascending the Kabbalistic Tree Of Life

He looked a bit stoned to be honest.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?"

Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....

Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..

We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?

Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....

Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..

We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!..."

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Cause a big angry bear was after him

We didn't see any angry bears in the park this time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?

Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....

Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..

We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...

He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?

Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....

Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..

We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...

He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.

Illegals.

Substances not immigrants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get an apple from the highest branch for me

Y’know because I’m pretty

An apple a day...

But I’d love the Doctor to come and visit! Especially if he’s Matt Smith or David Tennant... rawr!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Was there a breadbin stuck in the tree?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?

Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....

Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..

We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...

He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.

Illegals.

Substances not immigrants

If it was illegal substances, he's got the wrong idea about getting high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?

Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....

Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..

We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...

He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.

Illegals.

Substances not immigrants

It looked like some kind of wooden object.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs Ash...

Why did the man climb the tree?

Lorna and I were sat on a bench in the park having our lunch minding our own business....

Then a guy comes past on a bike,gets off it and climbs up this massive tree in front of us looking for something up there..

We still have no idea why he climbed the tree Peach!...

He had obviously stashed something up there as he came down with something but we couldn't see what is was.

Illegals.

Substances not immigrants

If it was illegal substances, he's got the wrong idea about getting high "

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Cos he's Tarzan?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Well what do you think?.....

Having evolved from apes maybe it was in his nature to climb trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He climbed the tree because he didn't have a feckin ladder. It's obvious. !!!

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