FabSwingers.com forum: First thing you look for on a females profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A blue Peter badge.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether she uses caps lock or not, if she does then I file under slightly annoying, probably won’t get on.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Dos/don't - rules of engagement, particularly the "key word"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whether she uses caps lock or not, if she does then I file under slightly annoying, probably won’t get on."

How so?

Mine are there due to 1000s ignoring those specific words

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Its never the same order twice as most are different but if it doesn't say tv/ts anywhere then I'll move on with a sigh if its someone I had liked the look of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sick of this discrimination!

I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.

Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whether she uses caps lock or not, if she does then I file under slightly annoying, probably won’t get on.

How so?

Mine are there due to 1000s ignoring those specific words

Yeah, this isn’t going to work out, all the best and happy fabbing. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look to see if they say they won't press charges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whether she uses caps lock or not, if she does then I file under slightly annoying, probably won’t get on.

How so?

Mine are there due to 1000s ignoring those specific words

Yeah, this isn’t going to work out, all the best and happy fabbing. X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dos/don't - rules of engagement, particularly the "key word"

The key word is always ‘sparkles’ that’s easy to get around with minimum effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class and respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyones profile I look at location, the pictures, then profile text to see if we are compatible sexually

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

First thing is always green flag and a tick. I take it from there. A good photo and a bit about them.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

(MF couples) firstly, then a quick perv after reading there bio to see a bum pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she’s asking for 9 inches, I’m not getting a cock reduction for any woman, I don’t care how hot she is. Obvious gag, but I’m going with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic when it catches my eye!, Then the bio To see what there looking for then a lil perve on the pics, if all is good I send a lovely message and wait not to get a reply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tidy quim "
quim what a word lol haven't heard that in a long while

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Women’s lingerie

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Women’s lingerie

Oh god, this is me! Many a time I have messaged women to ask where they get their lingerie

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"If she’s asking for 9 inches, I’m not getting a cock reduction for any woman, I don’t care how hot she is. Obvious gag, but I’m going with it. "

She would be obviously gagging unless you were careful!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A blue Peter badge."

Oh Sam, you've broken my heart. Always wanted one. Never got one

Mrs TMN x

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Women’s lingerie

Oh god, this is me! Many a time I have messaged women to ask where they get their lingerie

Mrs TMN x"

I have been guilty of this once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positivity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Positivity. "

Oh good shout. I avoid all the ranty ones.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Positivity.

Oh good shout. I avoid all the ranty ones. "

Well that’ll dramatically narrow your search down

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Women’s lingerie

Oh god, this is me! Many a time I have messaged women to ask where they get their lingerie

Mrs TMN x"

Lol I do that too

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Tits "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are looking for single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth, fingernails, hygiene, ass..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's the comms person in me, but grammar. I've seen more profile than I'm comfortable with starting right off the bat with something along the lines of, "must be intelligent and use good grammar". The only problem is those same profiles tend to be littered with spelling errors, fragments, etc. Normally, I'd forgive all of those things, but when you decide to open yourself up like that...

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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Verification ticks,

Then sexuality,

Then the bio,

Finally the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look out for lips first......the ones on their face that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

My natural eyes literally look like that

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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

Omg how awful are they, hate getting catfished, you dont to be supermodel hot but do y pretend to be it's so frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what caught my attention. If it was a photo then I'll look at photos first. If it was something written on the forum I'll look at description first.

Generally it'll be Description-Distance-Photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

My natural eyes literally look like that

sorry to say this but I'd barely be able to keep eye contact with you...for obviousity

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

A list of unreasonable demands. I'm unlikely to get any response if I don't fit the criteria and I also think anyone who is not willing to compromise is unlikely to be fun anyway.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

with an eyelash in the middle of the forehead.

First thing I look at is pictures then verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blue Peter badge."

This is clearly why I'm still single.

I don't have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

Omg how awful are they, hate getting catfished, you dont to be supermodel hot but do y pretend to be it's so frustrating "

it's 98.2% higher on dating sites.

I honestly dont know if its something to do with using a small viewer(phone),the 'effect' on my monitor magnifies it worse.Of course maybe they are just really poor sighted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

with an eyelash in the middle of the forehead.

First thing I look at is pictures then verifications "

and a serious case of alien like eye-ranching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In This order:-

They have pics

They have face pics

Location

They allow my age.

They are looking for me as a type.

They can be found chatting on forums

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Maybe it's the comms person in me, but grammar. I've seen more profile than I'm comfortable with starting right off the bat with something along the lines of, "must be intelligent and use good grammar". The only problem is those same profiles tend to be littered with spelling errors, fragments, etc. Normally, I'd forgive all of those things, but when you decide to open yourself up like that...

I never ask for that as I’m not one to judge. Plus I’m sure there are loads of issues on mine

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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character

a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong

Omg how awful are they, hate getting catfished, you dont to be supermodel hot but do y pretend to be it's so frustrating

it's 98.2% higher on dating sites.

I honestly dont know if its something to do with using a small viewer(phone),the 'effect' on my monitor magnifies it worse.Of course maybe they are just really poor sighted."

I think it says more about the insecurities we are encouraging through society these days, what a waste. Showcase your natural beauty people confidence is sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sick of this discrimination!

I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.

Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam. "

I hope nobody works out you’re from mars.

It’s a very small world you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sick of this discrimination!

I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.

Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam.

I hope nobody works out you’re from mars.

It’s a very small world you know."

You never listen. I’m from Venus but I’d like to be on Uranus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blue Peter badge.

Oh Sam, you've broken my heart. Always wanted one. Never got one

Mrs TMN x"

I’ll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age. I means it’s not that I’m looking for it it’s just there on the profile at the top (on the mobile site)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE SIZE OF HER COCK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blue Peter badge.

This is clearly why I'm still single.

I don't have one! "

There’s one out there for you somewhere sinderella.

If not then you can easily make one from sticky back plastic and a sharp knife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sick of this discrimination!

I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.

Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam.

I hope nobody works out you’re from mars.

It’s a very small world you know.

You never listen. I’m from Venus but I’d like to be on Uranus "

Oh!

I’ll remove that block... total misunderstanding!

I thought you said you had a penis to put in my anus

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I look to see if she is bi.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allways look for a profile which has bullet points listing what they do an don't like usually minimum 50 points is best

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By *r DiveMan
over a year ago

St Helens

I Read the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I Read the profile"

Serious answers only please

I appreciate a good joke as well as the next man but that’s just ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another 1 for me is height I'm a shorty so if they are 6 foot I will need a few yellow pages

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A blue Peter badge.

Oh Sam, you've broken my heart. Always wanted one. Never got one

Mrs TMN x

I’ll give you one."

Wahey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that she hasnt applied:-

the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character"

"My natural eyes literally look like that

You're the exception that proves the rule. I mean, you're basically Jessica Rabbit to begin with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she bi and looking to meet a couple x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her interests and things shes looking for in a man, pointless messaging if I'm not even remotely what shes looking for

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Firstly sexual orientation.

Secondly who they are looking to meet (couples/singles).

Thirdly tits.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I look to see if she is bi.

Mrs"

That always helps

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I look to see if she is bi.

Mrs

That always helps

As does a brilliantly left field, humurous and well written profile, yours is ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if am in her age range

Mostly am not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love looking at a wonans udders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love looking at a wonans udders"

Do you watch a lot of bovine related porn orrr?

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I look to see if she is bi.

Mrs

That always helps

As does a brilliantly left field, humurous and well written profile, yours is ace

?? thank you!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I look to see if she is bi.

Mrs

That always helps

Absolutely. Bi is best isn't it

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By *ngelShare18Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"(MF couples) firstly, then a quick perv after reading there bio to see a bum pic

Same haha x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Age range;

Read profile;

Hotlist if she's a potential match, block if there's no compatibility

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I look to see if she is bi.

Mrs

That always helps

Absolutely. Bi is best isn't it

probably the best thing we’ve ever done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can see an updo.

i don't know why but I really have a think for updo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love looking at a wonans udders

Do you watch a lot of bovine related porn orrr?"

Errrr noooooooooo

Tut tut

Ok sometimes

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

How far the house is away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look to see if they do not despise sm first

Plus a nosey at the pictures

Nothing udder related

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Bio to see compatibility

Photos to see creativity

Verification to see eligibility

Distance to see possible regularity

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By *umasutraCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

If she’s bi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality in their write up

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Grammar! .....and then a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bio to see compatibility

Photos to see creativity

Verification to see eligibility

Distance to see possible regularity

Your views hint at sensibility

In your words I find continuity

Together we’d surely provide hilarity

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Bio to see compatibility

Photos to see creativity

Verification to see eligibility

Distance to see possible regularity

Your views hint at sensibility

In your words I find continuity

Together we’d surely provide hilarity

Come over my way then, oh boy

Let me show you the Old Man of Hoy

There you will find the joy

Don’t make me wait oh boy, oh boy

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A space hopper with a confused expression on its face, rolling around in the background of one of her photos.

(I am slowly working myself up to the “post a fab video of yourself bouncing up and down topless on a space hopper” thread). p.s. it’s not a “thing”...I do not have a “thing”

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Her lips. I need to see her lips. It’s my first port of call on the attraction cruise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

close up bumhole pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice smile or killer legs attract me to a woman first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facial features - lips, eyes smile etc

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"close up bumhole pics"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid."

Ouch!!

Jo.Xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid."

WOW!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boobies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The camel toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid."

WOW.

You appear to be very grumpy this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid."
what's wrong with superdry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid."

Someone is full of the joys of spring

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"The camel toe

Now I got that tik tok song in my head ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid."

I want to know how anyone can call another human being “low quality” and expect to ever get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's a smoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid.

I want to know how anyone can call another human being “low quality” and expect to ever get laid

Hes on one tonight.

Green arrow, hes looking for an argument.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Read what she has written that makes her tick so it's possible to understand ways to feed that hunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the room pic taken in messy.

Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.

Do they have everything on display.

If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.

Avoid.

I want to know how anyone can call another human being “low quality” and expect to ever get laid

Hes on one tonight.

Green arrow, hes looking for an argument. "

Charming

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"look out for lips first......the ones on their face that is!

Thanks for clarifying

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

I look at her location, who she is looking for, her figure, her verifications and her interests x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a brain

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By *RONMAN16Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Location, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The camel toe

Now I got that tik tok song in my head ! X"

I’ve heard the one on YouTube if it’s the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love looking at a wonans udders

Do you watch a lot of bovine related porn orrr?"

I think you mean ooo arrr

Or maybe mooooorr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her grammar lol

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

All I took from this is I’m the only one with a blue peter badge.

Shall await the sausage party....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"All I took from this is I’m the only one with a blue peter badge.

Shall await the sausage party....

If you need to tap out for awhile I volunteer as tribute!

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By *litreMan
over a year ago

everywhere

I read the profile first. If it's not a generic one like most of them, and is appealing. Then I'll perv the pics.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Age Parameters

Location

Read and re-read Profile

Interests

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Love to see a bit of humour in the write up. Much prefer the more artistic photos not necessarily showing anything.

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By *sl1970Man
over a year ago

kingston

Stockings and long shapely legs for me . Mind you i pretty much only look

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If she’s asking for 9 inches, I’m not getting a cock reduction for any woman, I don’t care how hot she is. Obvious gag, but I’m going with it. "

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

I look to see if their size matches their profile description. It seems like there is a lot of body dysmorphia going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Location location location

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

If shes bi and local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That she isn’t hiding a cock in her nickers

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"The camel toe

Now I got that tik tok song in my head ! X

I’ve heard the one on YouTube if it’s the same

I see your camel toe

Your beaver

Cleaveag etc etc x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Not more than 1 hour away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What she's 'looking for' to see if I fall in line or not

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

The age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing is always green flag and a tick. I take it from there. A good photo and a bit about them.

Oh no, I dont have a green flag!

I must be a fake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything I read the whole profile then pictures then see how I feel

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge Rd

If she’s (use whichever definition you prefer) chubby, curvy, BBW, fuller figure, big, larger etc etc...

I adore playing with big girls

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"First thing is always green flag and a tick. I take it from there. A good photo and a bit about them.

Oh no, I dont have a green flag!

I must be a fake!!

Me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Positivity.

Oh good shout. I avoid all the ranty ones.

Well that’ll dramatically narrow your search down

It does but its worth it.

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