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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

30-something divorcee WLTM handsome man 35-55 for bog-standard sex between the evening news and the chase.

Must like Ferrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site "

Why

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

Why"

I am desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"30-something divorcee WLTM handsome man 35-55 for bog-standard sex between the evening news and the chase.

Must like Ferrets. "

What about between evening News & Pointless ?

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"30-something divorcee WLTM handsome man 35-55 for bog-standard sex between the evening news and the chase.

Must like Ferrets.

What about between evening News & Pointless ? "

I’m not fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

49-year old male with 'dad bod' and mental health issues WLTM similar but female. GSOH essential.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"49-year old male with 'dad bod' and mental health issues WLTM similar but female. GSOH essential."

I can do the dad bod part?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

Why

I am desperate "

Why

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

40 something glam tranny looking for someone who wont freak out when I wake up looking like a totally different person in the morning and who wont get jealous when they find a pair of knickers by the bed that don't belong to them, they will be my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"49-year old male with 'dad bod' and mental health issues WLTM similar but female. GSOH essential.

I can do the dad bod part?"

OK. I'll settle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

Why

I am desperate

Why"

Because life is too short to be happy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

Why

I am desperate

Why

Because life is too short to be happy "

Why

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Male 32

own house with upstairs toilet. Looking to me a lovely lady, must be left handed though xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Male 32

own house with upstairs toilet. Looking to me a lovely lady, must be left handed though xxx"

Your

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Male 32

own house with upstairs toilet. Looking to me a lovely lady, must be left handed though xxx

Your

I’m not I’m 62

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Male 32

own house with upstairs toilet. Looking to me a lovely lady, must be left handed though xxx

Your

I’m not I’m 62

93?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male in 30's, terrible sense of humour, looking to meet ladies with no sense of humour, terrible attitude and a bit dim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

Why

I am desperate

Why

Because life is too short to be happy

Why"

Leave me alone

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

Why

I am desperate

Why

Because life is too short to be happy

Why

Leave me alone

Why

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I accept message from ppl that are on a sex site

Why

I am desperate

Why

Because life is too short to be happy

Why

Leave me alone

Deal and don't flatter yourself

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By *lackCherry...Woman
over a year ago

North East

39 year old single mum looking for man aged 35 - 45 for the occasional quickie when I get 5 minutes to myself

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

asian kinky domme looking for her bi young stud for baileys bjs and pegging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 something socially retarded bearded nerd seeks someone who can put up with me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Fifty-four fat n funny looking for a fella for furtling and fucking, must be a fan of alliteration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fifty-four fat n funny looking for a fella for furtling and fucking, must be a fan of alliteration

I could grow to love furtling

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Single gal 47 own teeth ...Boobs n Ass all my own to...Wicket sence of humour just here for the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy 41... own hair own teeth.. has a car absolutely amazing in bed and at oral ... (occasionally makes stuff up )

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I have a big dick and drive a Lamborghini. Apply within and make sure to bring your passport - our first date is at the finest restaurant in Dubai.’

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Single 41 yr female, seeking affirmation, attention and erm... Something else beginning with A?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicar seeks wife for cake making and boredom. Must be bad at scrabble.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Woman, been around the block a few times, seeks person into dominos and rubber.

Must be good with a potters wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 yr widow, OHAC, dad bod work in progress, WLTM single lady with Haynes Sex Manual that I can borrow ...... must like cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single 41 yr female, seeking affirmation, attention and erm... Something else beginning with A?

A big piece of cake..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21 - looking for milfs and gilfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single 41 yr female, seeking affirmation, attention and erm... Something else beginning with A?

"
A northerner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman, been around the block a few times, seeks person into dominos and rubber.

Must be good with a potters wheel."
pizza or the actual game?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Single 41 yr female, seeking affirmation, attention and erm... Something else beginning with A?

A big piece of cake..?

A drilling?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Single 41 yr female, seeking affirmation, attention and erm... Something else beginning with A?

A northerner?

I do like a northerner....

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By *otsMan
over a year ago

Higham

"Single 41 yr female, seeking affirmation, attention and erm... Something else beginning with A?

A big piece of cake..?

A drilling?

Good for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit like temperamental old car fun and full of charm and character but might take a while to start on cold days. Seeking loving new driver for road trips and special memories. You should be bright, patient, kind, passionate, funny and an excellent kisser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tall well-built woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciated a good fuc-

schia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only tead line 1,3 and 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

51yr old Ford Escort with a poor service history in average condition.

New tyres and clutch and when warmed up runs like a dream. Bodywork needs attention to pass MOT due to neglect.

A rare opportunity to own this much saught after classic which when restored would offer more smiles per mile than younger models... Would suit enthusiast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm-hearted gentleman pervert seeks women and couples for mutual depravity and cocoa.

Excellent bum.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

30-something year old well dressed eloquent gent moonlighting as a Barman, WLTM woman with WSOH and playful boobs. Must enjoy sharing Cake

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Middle-aged faux redhead seeks local lad for sex and curly wurlys

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Groovy Granny. A.A.O.T , W.L.T.M T.D.H man with a F.O.H.C. for 1-2-1 N.S.A with lots of S.S. 2 x per week. G.S.O.H a must and also G.C.H. cos it's nearly Dec. Pref. H.W.P and S. also N.S.

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 14:16:14]

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

"Middle-aged faux redhead seeks local lad for sex and curly wurlys

God I love curly wurlys. Have to be chilled in the fridge first.

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

"40 something glam tranny looking for someone who wont freak out when I wake up looking like a totally different person in the morning and who wont get jealous when they find a pair of knickers by the bed that don't belong to them, they will be my knickers

Lol! Hilarious

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Middle-aged faux redhead seeks local lad for sex and curly wurlys

God I love curly wurlys. Have to be chilled in the fridge first. "

Well that's you out. I do NOT share my choccy....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Warm-hearted gentleman pervert seeks women and couples for mutual depravity and cocoa.

Excellent bum. "

I'm a woman! And I like depravity and cocoa.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Premature ejaculator seeks woman with pert breasts, long legs, luscious kissable lips, sexy lingerie and a smooth pus.....

...awwww ffs never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fun 38 years old single adventurous swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings, with a 6pack looking for naughty times with women and couples with a naughty mind, click to find out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Groovy Granny. A.A.O.T , W.L.T.M T.D.H man with a F.O.H.C. for 1-2-1 N.S.A with lots of S.S. 2 x per week. G.S.O.H a must and also G.C.H. cos it's nearly Dec. Pref. H.W.P and S. also N.S."

Eh? Wtf??

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Incurable Romantic Seeks Dirty Filthy Whore.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Premature ejaculator seeks woman with pert breasts, long legs, luscious kissable lips, sexy lingerie and a smooth pus.....

...awwww ffs never mind

u got me at premature ejaculator

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"‘I have a big dick and drive a Lamborghini. Apply within and make sure to bring your passport - our first date is at the finest restaurant in Dubai.’

how much of that actually factual?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

40 something woman, past my best maybe, but I can cook and I can fuck, and keep you warm at night (something to do with hot flushes)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘I have a big dick and drive a Lamborghini. Apply within and make sure to bring your passport - our first date is at the finest restaurant in Dubai.’

how much of that actually factual?

Erm......

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.

Yup... what a catch

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Self deprecating lost puppy who lacks trust in men seeks... well...her mojo.

Rough around the edges but knows her worth, and that's fucking priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy cat lady seeks rich well hung man with a sports car to fuck me over while my daughter is away at her dads.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"30-something divorcee WLTM handsome man 35-55 for bog-standard sex between the evening news and the chase.

Must like Ferrets. "

Shame, I don't do bog-standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy, ugly woman 51. Fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible.

I’m no Victoria’s Secret model. Not good at parties but tremendous breasts.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Happily married 30 year old, ISO attention, back scratches and sex. Must let me win at monopoly. Coffee drinkers need not apply. GSOH, no tits, own teeth.

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By *ngelShare18Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Very happy couple looking for someone who doesn't want to sniff Larissa's bike seat.

Must have a gsoh, understand that pink Floyd are the greatest band ever, and that Liverpool are the greatest football club in the world ever.

Must be able to deal with Larissas shit cooking, her inability to iron a shirt properly, and her farting in her sleep.

Joel on the other hand is obviously an absolute delight and ray of sunshine every day.

Hopefully she doesn't read this.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"30-something divorcee WLTM handsome man 35-55 for bog-standard sex between the evening news and the chase.

Must like Ferrets.

Shame, I don't do bog-standard."

Are you a Rita or Sue for my Bob too.

6ft movie buff seeks his Miss Steel or Mrs Robinson for Fatal Attraction to allow him to succumb his basic instinct for 9 1/2 Weeks maybe longer, must have a body of evidence and up for full Disclosure.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Fat, bald and nearly 50 Male seeks someone who who’ll have him for mutual naughty NSA fun

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By *ngelShare18Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Very happy couple looking for someone who doesn't want to sniff Larissa's bike seat.

Must have a gsoh, understand that pink Floyd are the greatest band ever, and that Liverpool are the greatest football club in the world ever.

Must be able to deal with Larissas shit cooking, her inability to iron a shirt properly, and her farting in her sleep.

Joel on the other hand is obviously an absolute delight and ray of sunshine every day.

Hopefully she doesn't read this."

Hahaha you bell. I was just in the kitchen doing your dinner

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Mid 30's single mum to older child. Never married. Expert emotional wall builder - goes up faster than ikea flatpack.

Looking for man to be big spoon and choose nexflix for me

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Shy, ugly woman 51. Fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible.

I’m no Victoria’s Secret model. Not good at parties but tremendous breasts. "

I can certainly agree with the last 2 words the rest is all above the eyebrows x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"asian kinky domme looking for her bi young stud for baileys bjs and pegging

Bailey's BJs, what am I missing out on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.

Yup... what a catch

All hinges on your favourite driver

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.

Yup... what a catch

All hinges on your favourite driver

I’m a goner.. I’m a fan of the youngens. Le clerc and Norris.. no excitement on the front these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male Looking for fit female that loves music and sex.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.

Yup... what a catch

You're Mr Racer's ideal woman!

Can't stand Hamilton, we love the younger drivers!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Horny old woman seeks horny old man for chats, giggles and regular rampant sex. Chats and giggles optional. Must have big cock and bigger bank balance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy older Welsh chap , looking for a jolly walking and cycling buddy

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"asian kinky domme looking for her bi young stud for baileys bjs and pegging

Bailey's BJs, what am I missing out on? "

someone was inspired by my fab lolly pic and asked his partner to give him a lolly bj

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"40 something woman, past my best maybe, but I can cook and I can fuck, and keep you warm at night (something to do with hot flushes)"

hey i thought women in their 40s are in their prime as so many young men want a milf and we mature enough for men are age or older.. hey we just accessible to every age

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"44 year old hermit with big hair, more comfortable in stretchy pants than sexy stuff. Seeks part time brew maker and comedy genius for F1 perusal and quiet time... must be willing to adopt 4 dogs.

Yup... what a catch

You're Mr Racer's ideal woman!

Can't stand Hamilton, we love the younger drivers! "

Ha ha

I’m a niche market.. need these teams to level up the cars so we get some decent racing!!

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