FabSwingers.com forum: Silly song

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last night while d*unk and on my way home from my sisters house I wrote part of a silly song. So I thought I would share it with you for no other reason than boredom......

Is it Greg’s or Maccys . KFC,

Tonight I’m feeling something greasy.

Maybe I will hit the takeaway strip,

For salt and pepper Chinese chips.

Cos I’m no longer sober,

And I could eat a leather sofa.

Or maybe something to soak up all this booze. Maybe dominos if I’m in the mood. But I need to stop talking so much sh*t, the best of them is fish and chips. No hurried curry sauce, a cuppa to follow and then a walk.

Because I’m just a b*stard,

Eating foods I shouldn’t have to.

Since I’m eating foods that are a mistake,

I’m just eating for the sake.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas No.1?!

Ha. Hardly.

Heard worse in the charts to be fair

'You want it you got it' ad infinitum is hardly lyrical genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas No.1?!

Ha. Hardly.

Heard worse in the charts to be fair

'You want it you got it' ad infinitum is hardly lyrical genius

...

We need a Fab campaign to get this recorded and in the charts. Money can go to support all the lonely swingers this Christmas