FabSwingers.com forum: RIP Jesus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only just seen this

in a new book called The Bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame I always fancied him

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sorry for your loss.

It's still very raw.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No way! Aw he seemed like such a nice guy.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

he'll be back, give it a few days.

he's like many profiles on here

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

That book is cobbled together by ghost writers along the lines of a Harold Robbins book

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He should have used cable ties instead of nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody do gooder

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Bloody do gooder

At least you never had to buy a round when he was there. He always provided plenty of wine.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

He definitely wasn’t white

That Robert Powell totally wrong casting

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Have you read the sequel? I don't want to give away any spoilers, but the story isn't over at that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody do gooder

At least you never had to buy a round when he was there. He always provided plenty of wine. "

Yea I spose he had a few good party tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrr newsflash he was only kidding he’s alive and well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting on the season finale. I've seen the script and I've no idea how they'll pull it off.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Spoiler alert

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Coming out at Easter

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The original Fabulous and Bearded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s not dead.

Last night he walked across my swimming pool.

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

There’s Always Brian , Though He’s Not The Messiah! @He’s A Very Naughty Boy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what you like about him, but damn can he party. This one time, we were at this shindig, all fucked up on fermented goats milk, and he then decides to smoke some acacia, and that was it! He turned up like 40 days after, tripping balls through the desert

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Had the pleasure of meeting Jesus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

is this satire on something in the media or is this a distasteful thread on religion ?

(Disclaimer: I'm not a Christian)

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Had the pleasure of meeting Jesus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny"

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this satire on something in the media or is this a distasteful thread on religion ?

(Disclaimer: I'm not a Christian)"

Can't beat a bit of satire, but always good to see the green arrow on those promoting diversity and respect of others choices on select subjects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had the pleasure of meeting Jesus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

It’ll never catch on.

Destined for the Woolworths bargain bin.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Had the pleasure of meeting Jesus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny"

Did he do the catering? I hear he can make a small budget go a very long way. What he can do with five loaves and two fish is extraordinary, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus.H.Christ...the middle name stands for Harold...as in Harold be thy name,often misquoted..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mention Mohammed

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

He's not the messiah i should know ive followed a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way!!! When did this happen? I arranged a meet with him for next week. I'm shocked.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

He had a bit of a god complex.

Wonder if J.K.Rowling wrote it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had the pleasure of meeting Jesus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

You guys beat me to it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Jesus.H.Christ...the middle name stands for Harold...as in Harold be thy name,often misquoted.."

not to mention “goodness and Mrs Murphy shall follow”

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Had the pleasure of meeting Jesus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

You guys beat me to it

Welcome to the club, if you know ...you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was the original hippy. Long hair, beard, sandals and a donkey. He also invented the word "Groovy" and was a great story teller. His friends knew him as Dude and those that didn't have been writing about him and fucking things up ever since. His birthday is on Christmas day which is a wonderful coincidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus was a holy man even before the nails.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Jesus was a holy man even before the nails."

What.....he had acrylics, wow

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

But he was in The Walking Dead, wasn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lo! When I had a hotel he cameth up to reception- threw three nails at me and said " can you put me up for the night"!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Man City looking for a new striker then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man City looking for a new striker then???"

The man city situation could get messy

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Man City looking for a new striker then???

The man city situation could get messy

Nope that ship sailed already, besides he’s 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man City looking for a new striker then???

The man city situation could get messy

Nope that ship sailed already, besides he’s 33"

And Jesus has more followers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coming out at Easter"

fab straight is my guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the messiah, his name is Brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got franchises all over the world. He's worse than bloody Starbucks.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Gone too soon, I’ll miss his technicoloured dream coat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Gone too soon, I’ll miss his technicoloured dream coat "

Jesus didn't wear one. That was Joseph.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Gone too soon, I’ll miss his technicoloured dream coat

Jesus didn't wear one. That was Joseph. "

He might have borrowed his dad's coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't he now a footballer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man City looking for a new striker then???

The man city situation could get messy

Nope that ship sailed already, besides he’s 33

And Jesus has more followers

Used to be a goalkeeper but was never any good on crosses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an argument to be made that Jesus on the cross was suicide by proxy, for anyone that's interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone too soon, I’ll miss his technicoloured dream coat

Jesus didn't wear one. That was Joseph.

He might have borrowed his dad's coat

Joe the joiner was his dad, it was the other Joseph who had the snazzy coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone too soon, I’ll miss his technicoloured dream coat

Jesus didn't wear one. That was Joseph.

He might have borrowed his dad's coat

Joe the joiner was his dad, it was the other Joseph who had the snazzy coat

And Jo brand ate the last supper

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sorry, but he was a lazy sod.

His dad (Joseph) was telling me that Jesus was always turning up for work late, when he could be bothered.

Always sticking his nose into other people business.

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