FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative names for animals

By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

So this was on FB made me giggle

Alternative names for animals

Squirrels = nut cruncher

Lion = big big Cat thing

Horse = speedy cow

Butterfly = fluttery thing ( flutterby)

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By *oolkoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Hedgehog = ouch mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps- stripey pointless bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog - wammel

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Flamingo - pink milkshake bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat - Dave

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Slug - homeless snail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes- danger socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit bats sky puppies

Regular bats mouse angels

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Chuggy pigs is my favourite name

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Ferret- snakecat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mosquito- bitey fly

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Hippo - crotchety naked water bulldog

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Raccoon- Trash panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog- waggybumlickynose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagull - Shite Hawk

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Panda whale.. Killer whale

Beach chicken.. Seagull

Velocirabbit.. Kangaroo

Long face.. Horse

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Barcode horse- zebra

Fuzzy buzz- bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippopotamus Mud Stomper

Dog Land potato

Seal sea potato

Cat evil spiky footed chonk

Fish sea flopper

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Seal - flipper flapper

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By *rSpriteandMsClitBangCouple
over a year ago

hadleigh

Pigeon - Street chicken

Canadian goose - cobra chicken

Orangutan - meringueutan

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Smelly dog.. Skunk

Small red cow.. Lady bird

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fish bird.. Penguin

Mega duck.. Swan

Fart squirrel.. Skunk

Arrrrrrggghhhh ! Spider

Breasts.. Puppy's

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Jellyfish - Angry bags

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Butterfly.. Butter wobbles

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wibbledywobbledy.. Jelly fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scorpion - stabby land lobster

Giraffe- long neck horse

Wolf - big angry dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats - judgement furry human overlords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heron - Peter Crouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here "

Shit identification.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats - assholes ( love cats but they are )

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I've been saying these for a couple of decades...

Squirrels - Squivvels

Sheep - Wooly Pigs

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Butterfly.. Butter wobbles "

Flutterbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippos- chubby angry unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant ~ twotails

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here "

They eat up dead stuff

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Heffalump

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here

They eat up dead stuff

Dont we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats - just shit (ok so no one says they but they are)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here

They eat up dead stuff

Dont we all?"

True, they eat the dead stuff we don't want to then?

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By *ickyxxx69Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Wasp - Jasper

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Unicorn - Horny horse

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hedgepigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here

They eat up dead stuff

Dont we all?"

This killed me

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Sea spider - octopus

Beach pigeon - seagull

Nope rope - snake

Knobhead - cats

Posh duck - penguin

Fast thunder goose - ostrich

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Spider = Monster

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here

They eat up dead stuff

Dont we all?

True, they eat the dead stuff we don't want to then?"

Much better

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here

They eat up dead stuff

Dont we all?

True, they eat the dead stuff we don't want to then?

Much better

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"Cats - just shit (ok so no one says they but they are) "
cats are amazing creatures !

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Flies- what is the point. Of you or why are you even here

They eat up dead stuff

Dont we all?

This killed me "

Ooh fresh meat, grub's up y'all

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Wasps- stripey pointless bastards"

I used to think that, but apparently they are an essential part of the eco-system

I rescued one from a cup of tea on Friday. He seemed quite pleased

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"cats are amazing creatures ! "

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Sloth, / lazy slouching monkey

Gorilla- don’t duck with that monkey

Sheep - wool factory

Goats - useless wool factory

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sunday Roast

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Cats - just shit (ok so no one says they but they are) cats are amazing creatures ! "

Yes .. they shit in everyone else's garden but never your own

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Wombats - Aussie badger

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ostrich - pantless thundergoose

Racoon - trash panda

Skunk - fart squirrel

Stingray - majestic sea flap flap

Seagull - Beach chicken

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Crocodile - murder log

Eagle - heat seeking devil chicken

Kangaroo - velocirabbit

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"Cats - just shit (ok so no one says they but they are) cats are amazing creatures !

Yes .. they shit in everyone else's garden but never your own"
and they make sure no other cat shuts in Thiers ! Brill aren't they

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"Cats - just shit (ok so no one says they but they are) cats are amazing creatures !

Yes .. they shit in everyone else's garden but never your ownand they make sure no other cat shuts in Thiers ! Brill aren't they

"
*shits

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Cats - just shit (ok so no one says they but they are) cats are amazing creatures !

Yes .. they shit in everyone else's garden but never your ownand they make sure no other cat shuts in Thiers ! Brill aren't they

*shits "

Not when they shit in my garden...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Eel - electric nope rope

Vulture - goth turkey

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Love that for a vulture

Golden Eagle- dont fuck with me big bird

Hare- stretchy rabbit

Rabbit - carrot cruncher

Owl - how the fuck? Roatating head isdue

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