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"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening." He'll be livid. Fuming ![]() | |||
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"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. He'll be livid. Fuming ![]() I hope not. | |||
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"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. He'll be livid. Fuming ![]() Send him a picture of your cock and he'll calm right down ![]() | |||
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"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. He'll be livid. Fuming ![]() ![]() Good thinking. | |||
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"what did I miss , I was watching BGT" You've missed, absolutely nothing. | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill." Spill spill spill!! | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill. Spill spill spill!!" Shoot ![]() | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill." As a committed red milk drinker, I never have blue milk to make a milkshake. My current beau left 1pt if blue milk in my fridge so I can have a Sunday milkshake. Isn’t this wonderful? I’m so excited. The question is, which flavour should I have? With the remaining milk I’m going to make macaroni cheese ![]() | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How are you tonight? About half full tonight, with 39 in house. Changes here in attempt to draw in more ppl. As of Monday, we stay open Owners for 5 nights out of 7. I drop to a 4 night week from then too." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thanks. I'm not surprised it's quiet. That's pretty much half a week. | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill. Spill spill spill!! Shoot ![]() Dirty girl! | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news " No you didn't! So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it! banananaanananna milkshake | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill. Spill spill spill!! Shoot ![]() Moi? ![]() | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill. As a committed red milk drinker, I never have blue milk to make a milkshake. My current beau left 1pt if blue milk in my fridge so I can have a Sunday milkshake. Isn’t this wonderful? I’m so excited. The question is, which flavour should I have? With the remaining milk I’m going to make macaroni cheese ![]() This is wonderful news. I'm going to recommend sticking with blue milk. | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news " What Lemon said. | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news No you didn't! So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it! banananaanananna milkshake " KC has voted fruity too. I think banana is going to win it! | |||
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"Good evening Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Desire. Merry Saturday. x | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill. Spill spill spill!! Shoot ![]() ![]() Yes. | |||
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"Update. That snake took my tomatoes " That's annoying. | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news No you didn't! So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it! banananaanananna milkshake " Strawberry's much better | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news No you didn't! So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it! banananaanananna milkshake KC has voted fruity too. I think banana is going to win it! " Fruity is beauty ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have such exciting news Spill. Spill spill spill!! Shoot ![]() ![]() ¿Porqué? ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all hope your having a great Saturday night ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Builder. I hope you're having a great Saturday night! Smileyface | |||
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"True love is when you can lay in bed on a Saturday night, with one of you watching MasterChef whole the other pervs the delights of Fab! ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinks. I love love. | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news No you didn't! So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it! banananaanananna milkshake KC has voted fruity too. I think banana is going to win it! Fruity is beauty ![]() ![]() I will be very careful not to waste the blue milk. I’m hoping there’s enough red milk for my coffee because I cannot cope with blue milk in coffee. | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news No you didn't! So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it! banananaanananna milkshake Strawberry's much better " ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing? | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How are you tonight? About half full tonight, with 39 in house. Changes here in attempt to draw in more ppl. As of Monday, we stay open Owners for 5 nights out of 7. I drop to a 4 night week from then too. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thanks. I'm not surprised it's quiet. That's pretty much half a week. " Well, the owner's son wanted me to have two nights off, but on Sunday's & Thursday's. Ok if working days, but it's counter productive working Nights! His parents, both ex Hotel GM's, advised (ie, told him) to revise his barmy decision. Whoopee! | |||
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"I feel like I oversold this news No you didn't! So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it! banananaanananna milkshake KC has voted fruity too. I think banana is going to win it! Fruity is beauty ![]() ![]() I agree. I go in the middle of red and blue and just have green milk for everything (lactose free, of course) ![]() | |||
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"Hello ![]() ![]() ![]() Samiss. Hi! Long time no speak! How are you? | |||
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"It's the midnight hour." When 2 become 1 ? | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. When 2 become 1 ?" Do you need some love like you never needed love before? ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Jim x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Desire. Merry Saturday. x" ![]() | |||
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"Hello ![]() ![]() ![]() We're good thanks Iain, how are things for you,in this strange world? ![]() | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. When 2 become 1 ? Do you need some love like you never needed love before? ![]() Are you as good as I remember baby, get it on, get it on… | |||
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"Hello ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Still here, still insane as ever, still in work (at 65+, I relish that!), still perving on here! ![]() | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How are you tonight? About half full tonight, with 39 in house. Changes here in attempt to draw in more ppl. As of Monday, we stay open Owners for 5 nights out of 7. I drop to a 4 night week from then too. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thanks. I'm not surprised it's quiet. That's pretty much half a week. Well, the owner's son wanted me to have two nights off, but on Sunday's & Thursday's. Ok if working days, but it's counter productive working Nights! His parents, both ex Hotel GM's, advised (ie, told him) to revise his barmy decision. Whoopee!" Yeah! | |||
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"Hello ![]() ![]() ![]() I am good too, thank you for asking. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. When 2 become 1 ?" Yeah, baby. | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() Doing ok thank you handsome!! How has your day been James ?.x ![]() | |||
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"Wheres martin ![]() He's busy. | |||
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"Good evening Jim x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Desire. Merry Saturday. x ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Update. That snake took my tomatoes That's annoying." They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew. Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes | |||
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"Hey Jim et al! Long time no nocturnal ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. It's good to read you. What the hell have you been doing?! | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() Excellent news. It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x | |||
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"Hey Jim et al! Long time no nocturnal ![]() Missing the joy of nocturnaling. Getting excited about the wind changing direction. Watching horror films. The usual exciting life I lead. How has your weekend been? | |||
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"Update. That snake took my tomatoes That's annoying. They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew. Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes " Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts? | |||
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"I BET ![]() I think I can speak for everyone when I say, Martyn is a peach. | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Tired? Playing video games? Drinking naked milk? Celebrating a birthday? Watching Netflix? Farting? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() good evening Jim and fellow forumites im lurking and looking for chat x | |||
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"Hey Jim et al! Long time no nocturnal ![]() I like the sound of changing wind. Nice and quiet, for a change. | |||
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"Well I’m veeeeerrrrry d*unk and just got home. Good evening to you all xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Trier. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Update. That snake took my tomatoes That's annoying. They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew. Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts?" Did you know that there are no snakes in Ireland (in the wild - people might have brought pet ones)? Mainland UK has snakes, but the island of Ireland does not ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are very productive with your days. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Tired? Playing video games? Drinking naked milk? Celebrating a birthday? Watching Netflix? Farting? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, David. Happy Sunday. Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Tired? Playing video games? Drinking naked milk? Celebrating a birthday? Watching Netflix? Farting? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all. Everyone having a lovely night? Naughty night even? Well its a lonely one for me.. any women fancy a cheeky little natter? Do not hesitate to message me ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Actionman. No need to be lonely, welcome to this nocturnal nitwittery. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() To distract myself because I can't have sex .. I'm missing it ! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Update. That snake took my tomatoes That's annoying. They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew. Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts? Did you know that there are no snakes in Ireland (in the wild - people might have brought pet ones)? Mainland UK has snakes, but the island of Ireland does not ![]() That's incredible snake news. | |||
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"Update. That snake took my tomatoes That's annoying. They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew. Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts? Did you know that there are no snakes in Ireland (in the wild - people might have brought pet ones)? Mainland UK has snakes, but the island of Ireland does not ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't forget your jigsaw, jigsaw from hell. ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola." I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola." *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Finished it ! Eventually and it was from hell... I've got a new one now to start.. a sweet shop! X I'll have to show you that one ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour " Nice. | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour " Pepsi max is the way to go | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour " Attractive and great taste in carbonated beverages. I like you. | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget. | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Show me the candy shop! | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour Pepsi max is the way to go " I'm drinking the rival company's equivalent. | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() You are only a few years older than me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As I'm naked in bed & it's down in my lounge with the mutts you will have to wait till tomorrow ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha. | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour Pepsi max is the way to go " I like the rivals Zero option. But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ladies & gents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fair enough. | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel old. I often wonder how I'll feel when I'm 80-odd when I already creak and have bits that don't work/are falling off. It's a silly rabbit hole to go down ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh jeez, I don't want to think about 80. | |||
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"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively " Happy free house day, Lou! ![]() | |||
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"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively " I can imagine. Lonely one for me yet stupidly lively. Energy overload lol ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour Pepsi max is the way to go I like the rivals Zero option. But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart ![]() well you cant argue with your heart | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah don't think about it. Is it wrong that I hate sprightly pensioners who can run marathons and skip and stuff? There was a BBC thing about a couple in their 80s who run a milk delivery round still. I simultaneously wanted to congratulate them and also stick two fingers up ![]() | |||
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"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively Happy free house day, Lou! ![]() My son leaves home in the next couple of weeks. I think I'll be sad ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour Pepsi max is the way to go I like the rivals Zero option. But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart ![]() But then again, if you got us a Pepsi max to go with our kebab I wouldn’t complain too much. But I’d rather you got cherry cola | |||
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"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lou. You've got us. Sorry about that. | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour Pepsi max is the way to go I like the rivals Zero option. But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart ![]() We have established this already there is no our kebab, its mine all mine ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour Pepsi max is the way to go I like the rivals Zero option. But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart ![]() Follow your heart. | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() I see #ShrewsburyNews kicked off | |||
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"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola. *Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not wrong. At the other end of the spectrum I hate the kids that sing on The Voice Kids. | |||
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"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively Happy free house day, Lou! ![]() ![]() Everyone asks "will you be emotional?" I reply "Hell yeah ... happiness is an emotion!" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() Hello Estella | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() It's mad. | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening James, a very good evening to you all! Sprawled out on the sofa after a very charming soirée at the local hostelry and now wishing there was a kebab shop or curry house within staggering distance. Ahh well " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Danny. You can't have it all. Smileyface | |||
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"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively Happy free house day, Lou! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh, I'm pleased he's turned out to be a wonderful and fully independent young man and he's going to be living with his girlfriend etc. He was born when I was 16, so he's been with me for my entire adult life. I don't really remember life without him. That sounds kinda nuts, but there we go. He has a 3yo sister, so we're in for the long haul ![]() | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() ![]() All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips ![]() | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s tragic!! | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She sounds lovely. Some would say majestic | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. " I’ve got an itch on my left shoulder right this second. | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it you?! ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. " My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit. | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit." Prove it. | |||
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"Everyone asks "will you be emotional?" I reply "Hell yeah ... happiness is an emotion!" ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh wow!!! I thought my 9 year age gap was hard enough!! Defo the long haul for you!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. " I can dribble a basketball and push/manoeuvre a wheelchair simultaneously ![]() | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I would agree with some, in many ways she is lovely, majestic would be an understatement . But when it comes to my kebab she's still having any. ![]() | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There was a thread a while ago I think it was something like unacceptable things people do. Sherif mentioned he did not like sharing food. Being an insufferable rascal/committed foodie, this of course was an invitation | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. " I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ?? ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit. Prove it." I will prove it tomorrow, when I can be bothered. | |||
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"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh heeeeey zues! | |||
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"Everyone asks "will you be emotional?" I reply "Hell yeah ... happiness is an emotion!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes, yes, we are completely bonkers. We've calculated how many years we'll have spent doing child rearing and frankly we intend to retire to a sparsely inhabited island when we reach sort of 50-ish ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit. Prove it. I will prove it tomorrow, when I can be bothered." I’ll be waiting. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee." Piss off Jim. | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ?? ![]() You are a rockstar! This is a good fact. I was Carnival Queen when I was 16. I’m a delight until they put that tiara on. Jekyll and Hyde. Some people can’t be trusted with a tiny bit of power. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Piss off Jim." Don't forget to wipe the drips ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. " In 1986 I was the No.1 Ranked chess player in my school for exactly 2 days ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit. Prove it. I will prove it tomorrow, when I can be bothered. I’ll be waiting." Something to look forward to. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Piss off Jim." ![]() | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Piss off Jim. Don't forget to wipe the drips ![]() I'm dry. | |||
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"Off to try and sleep again. Night all, Jim, Heh Suez, Sharif, people..." Na night. x | |||
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"Off to try and sleep again. Night all, Jim, Heh Suez, Sharif, people..." Goodnight! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. In 1986 I was the No.1 Ranked chess player in my school for exactly 2 days ![]() Outstanding result! | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Piss off Jim. Don't forget to wipe the drips ![]() This is reassuring news, Jim ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ?? ![]() That was me. Kind of let it go to my head and belived I was Bowie for 6 months after lol x | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ?? ![]() Beyoncé does that. She’s struts around like she’s me. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Piss off Jim. Don't forget to wipe the drips ![]() ![]() *Nods* | |||
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"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share? I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted. I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ?? ![]() They genuiny have no idea what it is like to be classed in the same bracket as us... | |||
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"Off to try and sleep again. Night all, Jim, Heh Suez, Sharif, people..." Night Night Estella | |||
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