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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Tired? Playing video games? Drinking naked milk? Celebrating a birthday? Watching Netflix? Farting? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Anything goes. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No1.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not no.1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No1."

Yeah! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not no.1 "

Number two.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Not no.1

Number two."

Sit down wee, Jim?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number Jamie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 1.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not no.1

Number two.

Sit down wee, Jim?! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

He'll be livid. Fuming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am number 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I am

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Number Jamie "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*waves at Josh*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im 1.5"

¹ and a ½.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

He'll be livid. Fuming "

I hope not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am number 12 "

¹².

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I am "

Now you're ¹².

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

He'll be livid. Fuming

I hope not."

Send him a picture of your cock and he'll calm right down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have such exciting news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Mystique, I missed you on the previous thread. I can only apologise. A belated good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

He'll be livid. Fuming

I hope not.

Send him a picture of your cock and he'll calm right down "

Good thinking.

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

what did I miss , I was watching BGT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have such exciting news "

Spill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what did I miss , I was watching BGT"

You've missed, absolutely nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have such exciting news

Spill."

Spill spill spill!!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

About half full tonight, with 39 in house.

Changes here in attempt to draw in more ppl. As of Monday, we stay open Owners for 5 nights out of 7. I drop to a 4 night week from then too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have such exciting news

Spill.

Spill spill spill!!"

Shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have such exciting news

Spill."

As a committed red milk drinker, I never have blue milk to make a milkshake.

My current beau left 1pt if blue milk in my fridge so I can have a Sunday milkshake.

Isn’t this wonderful? I’m so excited. The question is, which flavour should I have?

With the remaining milk I’m going to make macaroni cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I oversold this news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

About half full tonight, with 39 in house.

Changes here in attempt to draw in more ppl. As of Monday, we stay open Owners for 5 nights out of 7. I drop to a 4 night week from then too."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thanks. I'm not surprised it's quiet.

That's pretty much half a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jamie, you should make a fruity milkshake of some sort. Failing that, shove a chocolate bar and some Nesquick in a make a chocolatey delight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have such exciting news

Spill.

Spill spill spill!!

Shoot "

Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like I oversold this news "

No you didn't!

So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it!

banananaanananna milkshake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have such exciting news

Spill.

Spill spill spill!!

Shoot

Dirty girl!"

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update. That snake took my tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have such exciting news

Spill.

As a committed red milk drinker, I never have blue milk to make a milkshake.

My current beau left 1pt if blue milk in my fridge so I can have a Sunday milkshake.

Isn’t this wonderful? I’m so excited. The question is, which flavour should I have?

With the remaining milk I’m going to make macaroni cheese "

This is wonderful news. I'm going to recommend sticking with blue milk.

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By *irty builderMan
over a year ago

pontefract

Good evening all hope your having a great Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like I oversold this news "

What Lemon said.

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By *heKinksCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

True love is when you can lay in bed on a Saturday night, with one of you watching MasterChef whole the other pervs the delights of Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like I oversold this news

No you didn't!

So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it!

banananaanananna milkshake "

KC has voted fruity too.

I think banana is going to win it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Desire. Merry Saturday. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have such exciting news

Spill.

Spill spill spill!!

Shoot

Dirty girl!

Moi? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update. That snake took my tomatoes "

That's annoying.

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"I feel like I oversold this news

No you didn't!

So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it!

banananaanananna milkshake "

Strawberry's much better

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I feel like I oversold this news

No you didn't!

So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it!

banananaanananna milkshake

KC has voted fruity too.

I think banana is going to win it! "

Fruity is beauty

Just don't mix up your macaroni cheese with your banana shake

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

Good evening ladies & gents?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have such exciting news

Spill.

Spill spill spill!!

Shoot

Dirty girl!

Moi?

Yes."

¿Porqué?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all hope your having a great Saturday night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Builder. I hope you're having a great Saturday night! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"True love is when you can lay in bed on a Saturday night, with one of you watching MasterChef whole the other pervs the delights of Fab! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinks. I love love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like I oversold this news

No you didn't!

So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it!

banananaanananna milkshake

KC has voted fruity too.

I think banana is going to win it!

Fruity is beauty

Just don't mix up your macaroni cheese with your banana shake "

I will be very careful not to waste the blue milk. I’m hoping there’s enough red milk for my coffee because I cannot cope with blue milk in coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like I oversold this news

No you didn't!

So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it!

banananaanananna milkshake

Strawberry's much better "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies & gents?

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

About half full tonight, with 39 in house.

Changes here in attempt to draw in more ppl. As of Monday, we stay open Owners for 5 nights out of 7. I drop to a 4 night week from then too.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thanks. I'm not surprised it's quiet.

That's pretty much half a week. "

Well, the owner's son wanted me to have two nights off, but on Sunday's & Thursday's. Ok if working days, but it's counter productive working Nights! His parents, both ex Hotel GM's, advised (ie, told him) to revise his barmy decision. Whoopee!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello

Hello. How are you?"

Good...how are you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I feel like I oversold this news

No you didn't!

So milkshake and macaroni cheese with blue naked milk?! I am horny thinking about it!

banananaanananna milkshake

KC has voted fruity too.

I think banana is going to win it!

Fruity is beauty

Just don't mix up your macaroni cheese with your banana shake

I will be very careful not to waste the blue milk. I’m hoping there’s enough red milk for my coffee because I cannot cope with blue milk in coffee. "

I agree. I go in the middle of red and blue and just have green milk for everything (lactose free, of course)

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Hello

Hello. How are you?

Good...how are you? "

Samiss. Hi! Long time no speak! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"It's the midnight hour."

When 2 become 1 ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour.

When 2 become 1 ?"

Do you need some love like you never needed love before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Desire. Merry Saturday. x"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello

Hello. How are you?

Good...how are you?

Samiss. Hi! Long time no speak! How are you?"

We're good thanks Iain, how are things for you,in this strange world?

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"It's the midnight hour.

When 2 become 1 ?

Do you need some love like you never needed love before? "

Are you as good as I remember baby, get it on, get it on…

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Hello

Hello. How are you?

Good...how are you?

Samiss. Hi! Long time no speak! How are you?

We're good thanks Iain, how are things for you,in this strange world? "

Still here, still insane as ever, still in work (at 65+, I relish that!), still perving on here!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey Jim et al! Long time no nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

About half full tonight, with 39 in house.

Changes here in attempt to draw in more ppl. As of Monday, we stay open Owners for 5 nights out of 7. I drop to a 4 night week from then too.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thanks. I'm not surprised it's quiet.

That's pretty much half a week.

Well, the owner's son wanted me to have two nights off, but on Sunday's & Thursday's. Ok if working days, but it's counter productive working Nights! His parents, both ex Hotel GM's, advised (ie, told him) to revise his barmy decision. Whoopee!"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Hello. How are you?

Good...how are you? "

I am good too, thank you for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres martin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

When 2 become 1 ?"

Yeah, baby.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?"

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres martin "

He's busy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Desire. Merry Saturday. x

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update. That snake took my tomatoes

That's annoying."

They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew.

Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim et al! Long time no nocturnal "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. It's good to read you. What the hell have you been doing?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

"

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I BET Saturday night wham chicka wham wham busy, what nice ass! Little peach.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey Jim et al! Long time no nocturnal

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. It's good to read you. What the hell have you been doing?!"

Missing the joy of nocturnaling. Getting excited about the wind changing direction. Watching horror films. The usual exciting life I lead. How has your weekend been?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello

Hello. How are you?

Good...how are you?

Samiss. Hi! Long time no speak! How are you?

We're good thanks Iain, how are things for you,in this strange world?

Still here, still insane as ever, still in work (at 65+, I relish that!), still perving on here! "

Haha! Bless you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update. That snake took my tomatoes

That's annoying.

They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew.

Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes "

Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Hello

Hello. How are you?

Good...how are you?

Samiss. Hi! Long time no speak! How are you?

We're good thanks Iain, how are things for you,in this strange world?

Still here, still insane as ever, still in work (at 65+, I relish that!), still perving on here!

Haha! Bless you "

Ooops, I forgot... messaging with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m veeeeerrrrry d*unk and just got home. Good evening to you all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I BET Saturday night wham chicka wham wham busy, what nice ass! Little peach."

I think I can speak for everyone when I say, Martyn is a peach.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x"

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Tired? Playing video games? Drinking naked milk? Celebrating a birthday? Watching Netflix? Farting? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Anything goes. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface"
good evening Jim and fellow forumites im lurking and looking for chat x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim et al! Long time no nocturnal

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. It's good to read you. What the hell have you been doing?!

Missing the joy of nocturnaling. Getting excited about the wind changing direction. Watching horror films. The usual exciting life I lead. How has your weekend been? "

I like the sound of changing wind. Nice and quiet, for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all. Everyone having a lovely night? Naughty night even? Well its a lonely one for me.. any women fancy a cheeky little natter? Do not hesitate to message me I'm actually quite well versed in having norm conversations too lol. Happy fabbing and have a fantastic evening whatever you may get yourselves intoo xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I’m veeeeerrrrry d*unk and just got home. Good evening to you all xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Trier. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Update. That snake took my tomatoes

That's annoying.

They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew.

Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes

Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts?"

Did you know that there are no snakes in Ireland (in the wild - people might have brought pet ones)? Mainland UK has snakes, but the island of Ireland does not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours "

You are very productive with your days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Tired? Playing video games? Drinking naked milk? Celebrating a birthday? Watching Netflix? Farting? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Anything goes. Everyone is welcome. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and fellow forumites im lurking and looking for chat x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, David. Happy Sunday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Tired? Playing video games? Drinking naked milk? Celebrating a birthday? Watching Netflix? Farting? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Anything goes. Everyone is welcome. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and fellow forumites im lurking and looking for chat x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, David. Happy Sunday. Smileyface"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. Everyone having a lovely night? Naughty night even? Well its a lonely one for me.. any women fancy a cheeky little natter? Do not hesitate to message me I'm actually quite well versed in having norm conversations too lol. Happy fabbing and have a fantastic evening whatever you may get yourselves intoo xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Actionman. No need to be lonely, welcome to this nocturnal nitwittery. Smileyface

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours

You are very productive with your days. "

To distract myself because I can't have sex .. I'm missing it !

Well I am missing it but I value my life more so I try to keep busy..

And DIY helps at times too..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update. That snake took my tomatoes

That's annoying.

They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew.

Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes

Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts?

Did you know that there are no snakes in Ireland (in the wild - people might have brought pet ones)? Mainland UK has snakes, but the island of Ireland does not "

That's incredible snake news.

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over a year ago


"Update. That snake took my tomatoes

That's annoying.

They were extra yummy ones too that my neighbour grew.

Now I’m stuck with blue guilt milk and no tomatoes

Don't be blue. I didn't know snakes like tomatoes. Got any more snake facts?

Did you know that there are no snakes in Ireland (in the wild - people might have brought pet ones)? Mainland UK has snakes, but the island of Ireland does not "

thank goodness for St Patrick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours

You are very productive with your days.

To distract myself because I can't have sex .. I'm missing it !

Well I am missing it but I value my life more so I try to keep busy..

And DIY helps at times too.. "

Don't forget your jigsaw, jigsaw from hell.

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over a year ago

I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola."

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola."

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours

You are very productive with your days.

To distract myself because I can't have sex .. I'm missing it !

Well I am missing it but I value my life more so I try to keep busy..

And DIY helps at times too..

Don't forget your jigsaw, jigsaw from hell.

"

Finished it ! Eventually and it was from hell...

I've got a new one now to start.. a sweet shop!

X

I'll have to show you that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour "

Nice.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour "

Pepsi max is the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour "

Attractive and great taste in carbonated beverages. I like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim "

I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours

You are very productive with your days.

To distract myself because I can't have sex .. I'm missing it !

Well I am missing it but I value my life more so I try to keep busy..

And DIY helps at times too..

Don't forget your jigsaw, jigsaw from hell.

Finished it ! Eventually and it was from hell...

I've got a new one now to start.. a sweet shop!

X

I'll have to show you that one "

Show me the candy shop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour

Pepsi max is the way to go "

I'm drinking the rival company's equivalent.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim

I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget."

You are only a few years older than me

You are not old - if you are old, then I must be advanced middle aged and I find that ludicrous

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours

You are very productive with your days.

To distract myself because I can't have sex .. I'm missing it !

Well I am missing it but I value my life more so I try to keep busy..

And DIY helps at times too..

Don't forget your jigsaw, jigsaw from hell.

Finished it ! Eventually and it was from hell...

I've got a new one now to start.. a sweet shop!

X

I'll have to show you that one

Show me the candy shop!"

As I'm naked in bed & it's down in my lounge with the mutts you will have to wait till tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Seeg. Happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim

I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget.

You are only a few years older than me

You are not old - if you are old, then I must be advanced middle aged and I find that ludicrous "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour

Pepsi max is the way to go "

I like the rivals Zero option.

But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies & gents?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic. How are you doing?

Doing ok thank you handsome!!

How has your day been James ?.x

Excellent news.

It's been a pleasant quiet day. What have you been doing? x

I've done some housework, took the dogs to the beach, made some gluten free scones,made some shortcrust pastry for home made apple pie tomorrow, made some gluten free flavoured bread rolls, been in the hot tub with a friend for two hours

You are very productive with your days.

To distract myself because I can't have sex .. I'm missing it !

Well I am missing it but I value my life more so I try to keep busy..

And DIY helps at times too..

Don't forget your jigsaw, jigsaw from hell.

Finished it ! Eventually and it was from hell...

I've got a new one now to start.. a sweet shop!

X

I'll have to show you that one

Show me the candy shop!

As I'm naked in bed & it's down in my lounge with the mutts you will have to wait till tomorrow "

Fair enough.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim

I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget.

You are only a few years older than me

You are not old - if you are old, then I must be advanced middle aged and I find that ludicrous

Haha."

I feel old. I often wonder how I'll feel when I'm 80-odd when I already creak and have bits that don't work/are falling off. It's a silly rabbit hole to go down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim

I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget.

You are only a few years older than me

You are not old - if you are old, then I must be advanced middle aged and I find that ludicrous

Haha.

I feel old. I often wonder how I'll feel when I'm 80-odd when I already creak and have bits that don't work/are falling off. It's a silly rabbit hole to go down "

Oh jeez, I don't want to think about 80.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just one of those evenings I'm afraid, let's turn that around shall we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively "

Happy free house day, Lou!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively "

I can imagine. Lonely one for me yet stupidly lively. Energy overload lol

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour

Pepsi max is the way to go

I like the rivals Zero option.

But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart "

well you cant argue with your heart

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim

I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget.

You are only a few years older than me

You are not old - if you are old, then I must be advanced middle aged and I find that ludicrous

Haha.

I feel old. I often wonder how I'll feel when I'm 80-odd when I already creak and have bits that don't work/are falling off. It's a silly rabbit hole to go down

Oh jeez, I don't want to think about 80."

Yeah don't think about it. Is it wrong that I hate sprightly pensioners who can run marathons and skip and stuff? There was a BBC thing about a couple in their 80s who run a milk delivery round still. I simultaneously wanted to congratulate them and also stick two fingers up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively

Happy free house day, Lou! "

My son leaves home in the next couple of weeks. I think I'll be sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour

Pepsi max is the way to go

I like the rivals Zero option.

But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart

well you cant argue with your heart "

But then again, if you got us a Pepsi max to go with our kebab I wouldn’t complain too much. But I’d rather you got cherry cola

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lou. You've got us. Sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! "

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour

Pepsi max is the way to go

I like the rivals Zero option.

But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart

well you cant argue with your heart

But then again, if you got us a Pepsi max to go with our kebab I wouldn’t complain too much. But I’d rather you got cherry cola "

We have established this already there is no our kebab, its mine all mine . But id be happy to get you a cherry cola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

I had a cherry cola today during peak hangover hour

Pepsi max is the way to go

I like the rivals Zero option.

But a cherry cola goes straight to my heart

well you cant argue with your heart "

Follow your heart.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

"

I see #ShrewsburyNews kicked off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to be good and drink water. But I had cola.

*Shakes head*. Think of your bladder, Jim

I'm an old man, my bladder doesn't let me forget.

You are only a few years older than me

You are not old - if you are old, then I must be advanced middle aged and I find that ludicrous

Haha.

I feel old. I often wonder how I'll feel when I'm 80-odd when I already creak and have bits that don't work/are falling off. It's a silly rabbit hole to go down

Oh jeez, I don't want to think about 80.

Yeah don't think about it. Is it wrong that I hate sprightly pensioners who can run marathons and skip and stuff? There was a BBC thing about a couple in their 80s who run a milk delivery round still. I simultaneously wanted to congratulate them and also stick two fingers up "

It's not wrong. At the other end of the spectrum I hate the kids that sing on The Voice Kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively

Happy free house day, Lou!

My son leaves home in the next couple of weeks. I think I'll be sad "

Everyone asks "will you be emotional?" I reply "Hell yeah ... happiness is an emotion!"

Not sad here, pleased of my adults being full functioning happy human beings plus been "planning" my life (without kids) for 28 years!!! Woooohoooo me time here I come, though shame about covid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening James, a very good evening to you all!

Sprawled out on the sofa after a very charming soirée at the local hostelry and now wishing there was a kebab shop or curry house within staggering distance.

Ahh well

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up! "

Hello Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

I see #ShrewsburyNews kicked off"

It's mad.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella"

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James, a very good evening to you all!

Sprawled out on the sofa after a very charming soirée at the local hostelry and now wishing there was a kebab shop or curry house within staggering distance.

Ahh well "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Danny. You can't have it all. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Morning everyone! My daughter left home today!!!!!! Have the house and my life all to myself now! Can't sleep #feelingtoolively

Happy free house day, Lou!

My son leaves home in the next couple of weeks. I think I'll be sad

Everyone asks "will you be emotional?" I reply "Hell yeah ... happiness is an emotion!"

Not sad here, pleased of my adults being full functioning happy human beings plus been "planning" my life (without kids) for 28 years!!! Woooohoooo me time here I come, though shame about covid! "

Oh, I'm pleased he's turned out to be a wonderful and fully independent young man and he's going to be living with his girlfriend etc. He was born when I was 16, so he's been with me for my entire adult life. I don't really remember life without him. That sounds kinda nuts, but there we go. He has a 3yo sister, so we're in for the long haul

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable. "

All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips

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over a year ago

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable.

All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips "

That’s tragic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Top removed by poster at 06/09/20 01:01:09]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable.

All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips "

She sounds lovely. Some would say majestic

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. "

I’ve got an itch on my left shoulder right this second.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable.

All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips

She sounds lovely. Some would say majestic "

Is it you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. "

My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit."

Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone asks "will you be emotional?" I reply "Hell yeah ... happiness is an emotion!"

Not sad here, pleased of my adults being full functioning happy human beings plus been "planning" my life (without kids) for 28 years!!! Woooohoooo me time here I come, though shame about covid!

Oh, I'm pleased he's turned out to be a wonderful and fully independent young man and he's going to be living with his girlfriend etc. He was born when I was 16, so he's been with me for my entire adult life. I don't really remember life without him. That sounds kinda nuts, but there we go. He has a 3yo sister, so we're in for the long haul "

Oh wow!!! I thought my 9 year age gap was hard enough!! Defo the long haul for you!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. "

I can dribble a basketball and push/manoeuvre a wheelchair simultaneously

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable.

All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips

She sounds lovely. Some would say majestic "

I would agree with some, in many ways she is lovely, majestic would be an understatement . But when it comes to my kebab she's still having any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable.

All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips

She sounds lovely. Some would say majestic

Is it you?! "

There was a thread a while ago I think it was something like unacceptable things people do. Sherif mentioned he did not like sharing food.

Being an insufferable rascal/committed foodie, this of course was an invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. "

I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit.

Prove it."

I will prove it tomorrow, when I can be bothered.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hai Sooz, Jim, other people - I woke up!

Hello Estella

Hello, how are you? Tell me something vulnerable.

All good for this time of night, someone who shall remain unnamed keeps trying to mussel in on my kebab and chips

She sounds lovely. Some would say majestic

Is it you?!

There was a thread a while ago I think it was something like unacceptable things people do. Sherif mentioned he did not like sharing food.

Being an insufferable rascal/committed foodie, this of course was an invitation "

Oh heeeeey zues!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Everyone asks "will you be emotional?" I reply "Hell yeah ... happiness is an emotion!"

Not sad here, pleased of my adults being full functioning happy human beings plus been "planning" my life (without kids) for 28 years!!! Woooohoooo me time here I come, though shame about covid!

Oh, I'm pleased he's turned out to be a wonderful and fully independent young man and he's going to be living with his girlfriend etc. He was born when I was 16, so he's been with me for my entire adult life. I don't really remember life without him. That sounds kinda nuts, but there we go. He has a 3yo sister, so we're in for the long haul

Oh wow!!! I thought my 9 year age gap was hard enough!! Defo the long haul for you!! "

Yes, yes, we are completely bonkers. We've calculated how many years we'll have spent doing child rearing and frankly we intend to retire to a sparsely inhabited island when we reach sort of 50-ish

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit.

Prove it.

I will prove it tomorrow, when I can be bothered."

I’ll be waiting.

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over a year ago

I'm going for a sit down wee.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm going for a sit down wee."

Piss off Jim.

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over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ?? "

You are a rockstar! This is a good fact.

I was Carnival Queen when I was 16.

I’m a delight until they put that tiara on. Jekyll and Hyde. Some people can’t be trusted with a tiny bit of power.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Piss off Jim."

Don't forget to wipe the drips

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left. "

In 1986 I was the No.1 Ranked chess player in my school for exactly 2 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

My left armpit is hairier than my right armpit.

Prove it.

I will prove it tomorrow, when I can be bothered.

I’ll be waiting."

Something to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Piss off Jim."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Piss off Jim.

Don't forget to wipe the drips "

I'm dry.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Off to try and sleep again.

Night all, Jim, Heh Suez, Sharif, people...

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over a year ago


"Off to try and sleep again.

Night all, Jim, Heh Suez, Sharif, people..."

Na night. x

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over a year ago


"Off to try and sleep again.

Night all, Jim, Heh Suez, Sharif, people..."

Goodnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

In 1986 I was the No.1 Ranked chess player in my school for exactly 2 days "

Outstanding result!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Piss off Jim.

Don't forget to wipe the drips

I'm dry."

This is reassuring news, Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ??

You are a rockstar! This is a good fact.

I was Carnival Queen when I was 16.

I’m a delight until they put that tiara on. Jekyll and Hyde. Some people can’t be trusted with a tiny bit of power. "

That was me. Kind of let it go to my head and belived I was Bowie for 6 months after lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ??

You are a rockstar! This is a good fact.

I was Carnival Queen when I was 16.

I’m a delight until they put that tiara on. Jekyll and Hyde. Some people can’t be trusted with a tiny bit of power.

That was me. Kind of let it go to my head and belived I was Bowie for 6 months after lol x"

Beyoncé does that.

She’s struts around like she’s me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Piss off Jim.

Don't forget to wipe the drips

I'm dry.

This is reassuring news, Jim "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a fun fact about themselves they can share?

I use the term fun loosely, mundane facts also accepted.

I only get toe hair on my right big toe, but not my left.

I played a stadium gig at the age of 16.. so yeah, clearly a rock star lol ??

You are a rockstar! This is a good fact.

I was Carnival Queen when I was 16.

I’m a delight until they put that tiara on. Jekyll and Hyde. Some people can’t be trusted with a tiny bit of power.

That was me. Kind of let it go to my head and belived I was Bowie for 6 months after lol x

Beyoncé does that.

She’s struts around like she’s me.

"

They genuiny have no idea what it is like to be classed in the same bracket as us...

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm late. Why isn't anyone dancing?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Off to try and sleep again.

Night all, Jim, Heh Suez, Sharif, people..."

Night Night Estella

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