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My Mate Fancies You- Part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m bored, horny and want to read all your best smut you sexy people!!

If you don’t know the rules here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Bring your best filth to the party I offer cake and wine too

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Back in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And DROP YOUR FILTERS please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.. yeah.. go on then..

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in! Think I missed one. Something about my shirt being on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know who sent that last message you little tinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still up, why not x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm back in...smut?? apparently someone wants to eat my maltesers

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I missed the last post but in this time...happy to be messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out. Get the same amount of messages either way

Night ya'all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry! I missed one when I got sucked into a good film

Can you tell sparkle1974 that I hope she has been using this lockdown to good use and has been practicing her flashing skills ready for when she sees me out in the street!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"I know who sent that last message you little tinker "

Follow up for you.... she says if your that confident that you know who it is then prove it!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Still waiting for the shy one..

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

In for a wee bit

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

@Abootyfulday, chatting to my mate over a pint and he wants you to know:

The things he wants to do to you cant be read by any other ladies on here or there would be women up and down the country needing to change their soaking wet panties after multiple orgasms.... but if you can work out who it is that sent this, then message him and he will tell you privately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be in this time please

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By *ucy_30_lonWoman
over a year ago

Clapham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gianluca! One for you sexy!

My pretty damn hot mate says that she wants to trail het tongue along your apollo's belt and then ride him like Seabiscuit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Happy to send and receive

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

In. I've got my post lady outfit on.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

@bellaseas, another mate of mine wants you to know

60 miles is but a drop in the ocean and that he would walk all those miles across broken glass for her

.

Ouch! Give him your shoes at least!! Even if they're heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

NotThatGuy, my damn sexy gorgeous lass of a mate says that while you do look mightily fit in that shirt, she believes that it would look even better adorning her bedroom floor

(and she intends that you be shirtless in her bed I believe. She didn't mention it but it was implied, and I like to be clear. Because that's the best way)

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Saffron.... one of mt newest mates wanted me to tell you that he wants to wedgie your knickers right up you crack please..... now I'm not sure if this is a kink of his or if he just wants to admire your ass more?

Either way I think you should let him (he promised me cake if you let him and im hungry!!)

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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NotThatGuy you have a message from a sexy minx!

Can you tell him that I'd like to slip my hand into his invitingly undone jeans

If I were you I'd let her have her way with you...

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

A message for DX2019. A filthy friend of mine tells me she wants to want to rip your shirt off and leave love bites all the way down your chest... and then use her mouth for something else. From some experience, you’re in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigma70, my mates says:

‘Can you please let sigma70 know that I think a guy playing piano is hot...can you please serenade me?’

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

I'm in

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"@Abootyfulday, chatting to my mate over a pint and he wants you to know:

The things he wants to do to you cant be read by any other ladies on here or there would be women up and down the country needing to change their soaking wet panties after multiple orgasms.... but if you can work out who it is that sent this, then message him and he will tell you privately"

Oh my days...am I going to be able to handle hearing such things?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

@Lacey_Red,

A gorgeous lady dragged me to the back alley, but then asked me to ask you if she can see your post-lady outfit... then take you out of it?

.

I second that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP my very sexy female shag monster says: Can you tell Posh that if she wants revenge then I’m waiting for the worst... but beware because I’m a trouble

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

And a message for Jamie Hants, an extremely hot friend says she wished that her milkshake would bring you to her yard

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Postperson here. I like to help

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"@Abootyfulday, chatting to my mate over a pint and he wants you to know:

The things he wants to do to you cant be read by any other ladies on here or there would be women up and down the country needing to change their soaking wet panties after multiple orgasms.... but if you can work out who it is that sent this, then message him and he will tell you privately

Oh my days...am I going to be able to handle hearing such things? "

He was telling me the details, and it got me sticky, so approach with caution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back for a bit

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Saffron.... one of mt newest mates wanted me to tell you that he wants to wedgie your knickers right up you crack please..... now I'm not sure if this is a kink of his or if he just wants to admire your ass more?

Either way I think you should let him (he promised me cake if you let him and im hungry!!)"

Ha ha Jesus... hmm I wonder who would say something as adorable as this?!?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP my very sexy female shag monster says: Can you tell Posh that if she wants revenge then I’m waiting for the worst... but beware because I’m a trouble "

Just checking.... Beware because she's trouble or beware because you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aqua man, my mates wants me to pass this message:

‘Can you tell Aquaman that I’m horny and would like him between my legs... preferably right now’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sigma70, my mates says:

‘Can you please let sigma70 know that I think a guy playing piano is hot...can you please serenade me?’"

Tell her to kik me and I shall send her something just for her, an improvised piece never played before and never will be again xxxx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have."

Oooo I love kisses!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Keep them coming

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"A message for DX2019. A filthy friend of mine tells me she wants to want to rip your shirt off and leave love bites all the way down your chest... and then use her mouth for something else. From some experience, you’re in for a treat "

Hopefully the fab gods and goddesses (or maybe even your filthy friend) will give me a sign as to this was

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Oi oi.... Bhav, this rather sexy lady has just asked if you can feed her some of his maltesers? Preferably off of your chest...

I would be ripping open the bag and placing them on your chest.... and possibly lead them down to your cock for her as well!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"@Lacey_Red,

A gorgeous lady dragged me to the back alley, but then asked me to ask you if she can see your post-lady outfit... then take you out of it?

.

I second that!!! "

Oh my

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

A message for NotThatGuy. A naughty friend says

If you’d like to spend a weekend in her cottage in the lake district you’d be more than welcome (but You should know there's a naked house rule)

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Well Tryingitout19 you have mail from a very sexy lady who needs urgent mouth to mouth

.... would you please tell Tryingitout19 that if he's going to make a sudden profile pic change like that he should warn her, she just chok#d on her drink. He now needs to come check my chest to make sure I'm breathing right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie my very sexy female sister from another mister says:

Can you please let Jamie know that I love her hair and would love to be running my hands through it just now

She is rather hot BTW

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Well Tryingitout19 you have mail from a very sexy lady who needs urgent mouth to mouth

.... would you please tell Tryingitout19 that if he's going to make a sudden profile pic change like that he should warn her, she just chok#d on her drink. He now needs to come check my chest to make sure I'm breathing right "

Well tell her to let me know where to go to play doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in until 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for NotThatGuy. A naughty friend says

If you’d like to spend a weekend in her cottage in the lake district you’d be more than welcome (but You should know there's a naked house rule)"

Can you let her know that the Lakes are one of my favourites and I’m just about to not pack my bag..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in again. Post mistress duties welcome too

Her x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Oi oi.... Bhav, this rather sexy lady has just asked if you can feed her some of his maltesers? Preferably off of your chest...

I would be ripping open the bag and placing them on your chest.... and possibly lead them down to your cock for her as well! "

Oh hello i would gladly do so! They're waiting to be eaten, and I'm willing to share... But she must show her boobs first

@huge, you're just being a pervy voyeur in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes yes yes I’m in let’s have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Keep it going you smut monsters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a single vag in my box tonight, js.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy my mate says the following:

Please let peachy know that I've got the perfect cure for her headache... well doctors do say that sex is the best cure for it!

He does have good taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lacey I got a special mail for you from my sexy mate... she ask me to you know that I think she is body goals and I have mega lingerie envy...she is so damn sexy!

And indeed you are

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Missdreavus you gorgeous lady, a message for you from a sexy charmer!

It says she's from where the streets have no name. I think I'd forget my own name in her company haha.

He's a right cheeky charmer you lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have.

Oooo I love kisses! "

Gimmie them then x

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

Little later than last time but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have received a request for all gents to amend your filters for the purpose of participating in this thread.

Many thanks

Her x

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"Oi oi.... Bhav, this rather sexy lady has just asked if you can feed her some of his maltesers? Preferably off of your chest...

I would be ripping open the bag and placing them on your chest.... and possibly lead them down to your cock for her as well!

Oh hello i would gladly do so! They're waiting to be eaten, and I'm willing to share... But she must show her boobs first

@huge, you're just being a pervy voyeur in this "

If only you knew who wants to eat them off you im sure you wouldn't object to anyone putting them on there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@bellaseas, another mate of mine wants you to know

60 miles is but a drop in the ocean and that he would walk all those miles across broken glass for her

.

Ouch! Give him your shoes at least!! Even if they're heels "

Tell him I'm at the back of the queue

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Evening all... im absolutely IN for the duration!

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in again

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Went swimmingly last time why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This message is for DX2019

If he can’t figure out who’s sneakily flirting with him that’s a real shame. I’ll have to be more obvious with my love biting, clawing and sucking.

from sexy sender...her x

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Ok Bellaseas... my mate says that your pics are responsible for a significant increase in his wank rate of late....

Im sure thats a compliment from him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy my mate says the following:

Please let peachy know that I've got the perfect cure for her headache... well doctors do say that sex is the best cure for it!

He does have good taste "

Tell your mate he must have a very good doctor

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have.

Oooo I love kisses!

Gimmie them then x"

Hehe you know I am excited to give you all the kisses *gives you a soft kiss on the lips...to start with...*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have.

Oooo I love kisses!

Gimmie them then x

Hehe you know I am excited to give you all the kisses *gives you a soft kiss on the lips...to start with...* "

Oh I’m going to have fun with you mrs!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ok Bellaseas... my mate says that your pics are responsible for a significant increase in his wank rate of late....

Im sure thats a compliment from him!"

I'm glad he likes them

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Not That Guy...

Could you tell not that guy that his jeans pic does very funny things to me please

I agree... Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in for a bit

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"This message is for DX2019

If he can’t figure out who’s sneakily flirting with him that’s a real shame. I’ll have to be more obvious with my love biting, clawing and sucking.

from sexy sender...her x"

Think that one was the giveaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Not That Guy...

Could you tell not that guy that his jeans pic does very funny things to me please

I agree... Her x"

Could you pass the message that other similar photos are available on request?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen up Jaime, my friend says...

Could you tell Jamie I love her to bits and think her lips would be good for smooching

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Northantsblueeyes, my sultry friend says she wants you in her bed so she can kiss you from head to toe. Lucky boy!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Just a reminder that im still here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Jamie Hants...... this incredibly handsome devil of a gent says forget dropping your filters, just drop your knickers for him to taste you before pleasing you with what he tells me is the perfect cock for you.

Her x

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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_xmfrvn my very sexy mate wants me to let you know that she can't stop looking at your bum and wishing her hands were gripping it right now

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"_xmfrvn my very sexy mate wants me to let you know that she can't stop looking at your bum and wishing her hands were gripping it right now "

Ask her to warm them first!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey I got a special mail for you from my sexy mate... she ask me to you know that I think she is body goals and I have mega lingerie envy...she is so damn sexy!

And indeed you are "

That is so sweet! I'm very flattered!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have.

Oooo I love kisses!

Gimmie them then x

Hehe you know I am excited to give you all the kisses *gives you a soft kiss on the lips...to start with...*

Oh I’m going to have fun with you mrs!! x"

Well I am a bit of a people pleaser especially to someone who's sexy and drop dead gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a shouty friend here .....

Please tell ABootyfulDay that each time she viewes my profile she should message with a pic of her beautiful bum - IT'S THE RULES....!

Thou must obey ABootyfulDay

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By *heothercouple1000Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

Hi all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Jamie Hants...... this incredibly handsome devil of a gent says forget dropping your filters, just drop your knickers for him to taste you before pleasing you with what he tells me is the perfect cock for you.

Her x"

Oh no this made me roll my eyes

Now I’m just thinking about a cockerel doing the ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have.

Oooo I love kisses!

Gimmie them then x

Hehe you know I am excited to give you all the kisses *gives you a soft kiss on the lips...to start with...*

Oh I’m going to have fun with you mrs!! x

Well I am a bit of a people pleaser especially to someone who's sexy and drop dead gorgeous "

Who... me?! Flattery will get you everywhere!!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

ABootyfulDay your very popular tonight! I've had yet another message for you from.... (not going tonsay who this guy is), but they simply said....- I would love to unzip this little zip in your last picture, Bootyful

Im off to see what this little zip is all about and why its left him with a boner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Lacey_red,

Just wanted to send a quick note of appreciation for your pics - they're amazing!

From a distant admirer

Her x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I've a shouty friend here .....

Please tell ABootyfulDay that each time she viewes my profile she should message with a pic of her beautiful bum - IT'S THE RULES....!

Thou must obey ABootyfulDay "

Hehe I have been a massive perv tonight so they may have to reveal themselves

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

So I've got my first delivery of today for the lovely Peachy. My mate asked...

Can you tell Peachy that I’d love to explore her tattoos and more given the chance .

Say yes and you won't regret it

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"My sexy mate ooozed sexily the following words to me; can you tell ABootfulDay that I want to lick up her thighs and smother her in kisses? . And so I shall, and have.

Oooo I love kisses!

Gimmie them then x

Hehe you know I am excited to give you all the kisses *gives you a soft kiss on the lips...to start with...*

Oh I’m going to have fun with you mrs!! x

Well I am a bit of a people pleaser especially to someone who's sexy and drop dead gorgeous

Who... me?! Flattery will get you everywhere!! "

*takes notes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexier than sexy mate said...

Can you please let Huge G Erection know that if he is still about he should make use of his belt/tie that he has in that sexy as hell pic

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A message for ABootyfulDay from a ratger dapper friend:

Can I take you back to the Spank-Me-Harder corner because my hand is itchy and your arse is calling for attention?

Then spend the rest of the night spooning and smooching but really, i just want that feeling of waking up on a Sunday morning, looking across the bed and realising I'm a lucky man that it is _bootyfulday .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've got my first delivery of today for the lovely Peachy. My mate asked...

Can you tell Peachy that I’d love to explore her tattoos and more given the chance .

Say yes and you won't regret it"

I’ll have to check my diary

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Aqua man, my mates wants me to pass this message:

‘Can you tell Aquaman that I’m horny and would like him between my legs... preferably right now’"
reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am out now, night folks x

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"Message for Jamie Hants...... this incredibly handsome devil of a gent says forget dropping your filters, just drop your knickers for him to taste you before pleasing you with what he tells me is the perfect cock for you.

Her x

Oh no this made me roll my eyes

Now I’m just thinking about a cockerel doing the ironing "

Do Cockerels do your ironing for you then?

Are you like cinderella getting all the animals to do your housework? If so please dm me and tell me how you trained them!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"For Lacey_red,

Just wanted to send a quick note of appreciation for your pics - they're amazing!

From a distant admirer

Her x"

Thank you very much distant admirer . You're very welcome!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"ABootyfulDay your very popular tonight! I've had yet another message for you from.... (not going tonsay who this guy is), but they simply said....- I would love to unzip this little zip in your last picture, Bootyful

Im off to see what this little zip is all about and why its left him with a boner! "

I only let special people undo the zip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Jamie Hants...... this incredibly handsome devil of a gent says forget dropping your filters, just drop your knickers for him to taste you before pleasing you with what he tells me is the perfect cock for you.

Her x

Oh no this made me roll my eyes

Now I’m just thinking about a cockerel doing the ironing

Do Cockerels do your ironing for you then?

Are you like cinderella getting all the animals to do your housework? If so please dm me and tell me how you trained them! "

In my head, that’s the perfect cock for me

It’s quite easy really, just start wearing glass shoes and sitting on pumpkins. The rest just falls into place

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"A message for ABootyfulDay from a ratger dapper friend:

Can I take you back to the Spank-Me-Harder corner because my hand is itchy and your arse is calling for attention?

Then spend the rest of the night spooning and smooching but really, i just want that feeling of waking up on a Sunday morning, looking across the bed and realising I'm a lucky man that it is _bootyfulday . "

Hehe if it is who I think it is you're right he is rather dapper...and a very charming one at that...that sounds amazing

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"My sexier than sexy mate said...

Can you please let Huge G Erection know that if he is still about he should make use of his belt/tie that he has in that sexy as hell pic "

Not sure what pic your on about.... maybe your friend should dm me and let me know themselves!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Who was it that wanted me between there legs?? Preferably now lol dont be shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FairytaleofNewPork listen up you lucky chap.....

Can you let AFairytaleofNewPork know that his profile pic is putting a lot of naughty thoughts in my head...especially how sexy he is and how I'd love him to use that tie on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow so many hot people on here xx

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Am I too late, happy to be someone’s messenger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DX2019, a very attractive friend of mine says that you should be in her bed right now. She'll help you undress just to have her way with you

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

Morningstar, my sexy mate says she wants to tie you up in her bed and have her way with you

I wouldn't say no if I were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have so many sexy people in my box tonight!!

phew! This one said....

Could you please tell Mr.Mystique he needs to move closer to Birmingham please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild blonde I’d tell you direct those legs.....I’d worship them up and down x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

"

Can I watch?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Bellaseas, my filthy friend wants you to know that She can't stop looking at your chest and that you wear those stockings well...she says you’re a sexy one indeed! I’ve asked if she’s willing to share

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Northantsblueeyes, my sultry friend says she wants you in her bed so she can kiss you from head to toe. Lucky boy! "

Sultry you say lucky boy you say kissing you say

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

Can I watch? "

Me too

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

NotThatGuy my sexy mate says that if there are more jeans pictures (or without the jeans) that her box is open for them and you should send them forthwith.

I think you should.... especially as she said the pics she will send you back will be making you produce copious amounts of pre cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i wish

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

Can I watch? "

I think you need to get up close, especially so I can check out your lingerie

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

DX2019, my gorgeous fittie of a mate says she would love to have you standing in front of her as she's on her knees looking up at you. She would undo your belt, unzip your trousers slowly and not break eye contact even when she starts swirling her tongue around the tip of your......

Who knew there was a message character limit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/09/20 23:13:44]

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"DX2019, a very attractive friend of mine says that you should be in her bed right now. She'll help you undress just to have her way with you "

Tell her to let me know where her bed is and I'll be on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NotThatGuy my sexy mate says that if there are more jeans pictures (or without the jeans) that her box is open for them and you should send them forthwith.

I think you should.... especially as she said the pics she will send you back will be making you produce copious amounts of pre cum "

Maybe she should make herself known

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Shit on a brick. I'm nearly too late for this one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew there was a reason I never participate in these threads

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Wild blonde I’d tell you direct those legs.....I’d worship them up and down x"

Oh come worship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bellaseas, my filthy friend wants you to know that She can't stop looking at your chest and that you wear those stockings well...she says you’re a sexy one indeed! I’ve asked if she’s willing to share"

Hopefully she is

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"I knew there was a reason I never participate in these threads "

I know how you feel

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Bellaseas, my filthy friend wants you to know that She can't stop looking at your chest and that you wear those stockings well...she says you’re a sexy one indeed! I’ve asked if she’s willing to share

Hopefully she is "

Fingers crossed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I knew there was a reason I never participate in these threads

I know how you feel "

Yep! But the sending messages part is so much fun!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"I knew there was a reason I never participate in these threads "

Dreavus stop bellyaching and get on it!

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"DX2019, my gorgeous fittie of a mate says she would love to have you standing in front of her as she's on her knees looking up at you. She would undo your belt, unzip your trousers slowly and not break eye contact even when she starts swirling her tongue around the tip of your......

Who knew there was a message character limit? "

To the original messenger please feel free to tell me the rest.

And to Posh you're officially the worst post lady in the history of my mate fancies you. Character limit my ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wild blonde I’d tell you direct those legs.....I’d worship them up and down x

Oh come worship "

Mmmm stand facing the wall as I slowly move up behind you hands all over your arse as I sink to my knees running my tongue down your legs x

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I knew there was a reason I never participate in these threads "

Thought someone left you a message earlier

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

Can I watch?

I think you need to get up close, especially so I can check out your lingerie "

Oopsy, got too close and now my cleavage is in your face.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

Can I watch?

I think you need to get up close, especially so I can check out your lingerie "

Ooofttt, hope that gin has a bucket of ice, because it's getting hotter in that room!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"DX2019, my gorgeous fittie of a mate says she would love to have you standing in front of her as she's on her knees looking up at you. She would undo your belt, unzip your trousers slowly and not break eye contact even when she starts swirling her tongue around the tip of your......

Who knew there was a message character limit?

To the original messenger please feel free to tell me the rest.

And to Posh you're officially the worst post lady in the history of my mate fancies you. Character limit my .... "

I'm the absolute best postie ever. No one else would have posted that kinda smut

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ooh another message to deliver. This time I've been asked....

Please can you tell longer_schlong that I'm rather glad he's turned up and am wondering where he'd like to cum first on me

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morningstar, my sexy mate says she wants to tie you up in her bed and have her way with you

I wouldn't say no if I were you "

You better be good at tying, I seem to be good at wreathing myself free from all the build up

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By *heothercouple1000Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

Loving reading some of these messages

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

Can I watch?

I think you need to get up close, especially so I can check out your lingerie

Oopsy, got too close and now my cleavage is in your face. "

Oh my...I mean it would be rude not to give you kisses all over your cleavage...

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

Can I watch?

I think you need to get up close, especially so I can check out your lingerie

Oopsy, got too close and now my cleavage is in your face.

Oh my...I mean it would be rude not to give you kisses all over your cleavage..."

No one likes rudeness

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Ooh another message to deliver. This time I've been asked....

Please can you tell longer_schlong that I'm rather glad he's turned up and am wondering where he'd like to cum first on me

Ooft!"

Lovely to hear.

I'd rather like to cum over your lips and throat. But only if you'll let me lick my way up to your open mouth afterwards so we can share a squishy sticky snog?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"DX2019, my gorgeous fittie of a mate says she would love to have you standing in front of her as she's on her knees looking up at you. She would undo your belt, unzip your trousers slowly and not break eye contact even when she starts swirling her tongue around the tip of your......

Who knew there was a message character limit?

To the original messenger please feel free to tell me the rest.

And to Posh you're officially the worst post lady in the history of my mate fancies you. Character limit my ....

I'm the absolute best postie ever. No one else would have posted that kinda smut "

Very true. I take it all back. You're just a monumental tease

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

DX2019, my smutty mate is back again but I think she missed a bit because this one says....

..... gripping her hips and collapse onto her back, your sweat mingling with hers and both of you gasping for breath, you pull her down onto the bed with you and away from the wet patch for a hot, sweaty spoon.

I'll see if I can find the middle bits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Missdreavus you gorgeous lady, a message for you from a sexy charmer!

It says she's from where the streets have no name. I think I'd forget my own name in her company haha.

He's a right cheeky charmer you lucky lady "

Heck! I retract my prior statement

Thank you! Feel free to say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew there was a reason I never participate in these threads

Thought someone left you a message earlier"

I just saw it

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

"

A message for the gorgeous and irresistible K Cats...apparently a request that he wants us in a hotel room, dressed in just some heels... I think he'd be keen for lacey to join in only wearing heels too

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By *heothercouple1000Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

A message for NSP from a lovely lass that seems to be having a great day!

"that pic is too damn hot...making me want to give that booty and cheeky spank"

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ooh another message to deliver. This time I've been asked....

Please can you tell longer_schlong that I'm rather glad he's turned up and am wondering where he'd like to cum first on me

Ooft!

Lovely to hear.

I'd rather like to cum over your lips and throat. But only if you'll let me lick my way up to your open mouth afterwards so we can share a squishy sticky snog? "

Follow up message for you....

Mind telling longer that I'd love to and asking if he minds cheating ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored so I'm in

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"DX2019, my smutty mate is back again but I think she missed a bit because this one says....

..... gripping her hips and collapse onto her back, your sweat mingling with hers and both of you gasping for breath, you pull her down onto the bed with you and away from the wet patch for a hot, sweaty spoon.

I'll see if I can find the middle bits.... "

Send help

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

[Removed by poster at 05/09/20 23:34:46]

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"DX2019, my smutty mate is back again but I think she missed a bit because this one says....

..... gripping her hips and collapse onto her back, your sweat mingling with hers and both of you gasping for breath, you pull her down onto the bed with you and away from the wet patch for a hot, sweaty spoon.

I'll see if I can find the middle bits....

Send help"

Are you coming over all unnecessary?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"DX2019, my smutty mate is back again but I think she missed a bit because this one says....

..... gripping her hips and collapse onto her back, your sweat mingling with hers and both of you gasping for breath, you pull her down onto the bed with you and away from the wet patch for a hot, sweaty spoon.

I'll see if I can find the middle bits....

Send help

Are you coming over all unnecessary? "

Unnecessary doesn't come close to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this worth joining?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is this worth joining? "

Being postie is fun even if no one fancies you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"DX2019, my smutty mate is back again but I think she missed a bit because this one says....

..... gripping her hips and collapse onto her back, your sweat mingling with hers and both of you gasping for breath, you pull her down onto the bed with you and away from the wet patch for a hot, sweaty spoon.

I'll see if I can find the middle bits....

Send help

Are you coming over all unnecessary?

Unnecessary doesn't come close to it "

I should search for the rest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this worth joining? "

Yes and you’re late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this worth joining?

Being postie is fun even if no one fancies you "

Right better remove filters then

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Another fittie mate said...

“I think _bootyfulday and mrs CCats should get a room ... And i have one available, with complimentary gin and cake too at the bedside!“

Wow!!! I would

Can I watch?

I think you need to get up close, especially so I can check out your lingerie

Oopsy, got too close and now my cleavage is in your face.

Oh my...I mean it would be rude not to give you kisses all over your cleavage..."

Seems this may have just become a rather bootyliscious threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah no ... missed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this worth joining?

Being postie is fun even if no one fancies you

Right better remove filters then "

And an item or two ... ;p

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ah no ... missed it!"

Part 3 is inbound so I wouldnt worry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is this worth joining?

Being postie is fun even if no one fancies you

Right better remove filters then "

Definitely..... Part 3 must be coming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though no one fancies this old bird,it's still fun reading the messages

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"FairytaleofNewPork listen up you lucky chap.....

Can you let AFairytaleofNewPork know that his profile pic is putting a lot of naughty thoughts in my head...especially how sexy he is and how I'd love him to use that tie on me"

Crikey.... how splendid.... it will be an interesting surprise when they find out its a belt

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