FabSwingers.com forum: You're a burglar, but you only steal items to slightly inconvenience your victims.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me... the TV remote controls.

HOWEVER, not before I change so the language and all the settings to Chinese (or any other awkward foreign language first) might aswell change the brightness all the way up and the contrast all the way down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phone and device chargers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

All the keyrings in the house. Leaving the keys in a pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loo roll

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By *irkby coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kirkby

The fuse out the kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the left socks from their sock draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothbrush and their coffee stash!!!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"All the spoons "

Mine are missing!

Have you been over?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Bottle opener.

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By *0NyorksMan
over a year ago

.......

Ooooo, tv remotes.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sat Nav to another language, like Russian or Chinese.

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

Glasses.......

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

All the door handles

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Fridge lightbulb

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By *himp_KittenCouple
over a year ago

Preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the soap and shower gel. Infact anything soap related.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

or all the sink and bath plugs...

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By *nyorkshireMan
over a year ago

leeds

Underwear whilst replacing it with underwear from the previous house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Underwear whilst replacing it with underwear from the previous house."

That's genius.. not stealing underwear, but replacing it with underwear that's not theirs and likely to be a different size.

Fiendish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had discussions about this before.

Shoelaces, all buttons, tin opener, scissors...

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

The pull-cord from the bathroom light

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Face masks, they'll have to stay indoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toilet seat.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

All the labels from tins of food

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Coffee, car keys cigarette lighter.

And, although not theft, id cover the toilet in cling film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light bulbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillows and duvet.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Batteries and change the wifi password.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All console controllers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change their wifi password

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Oooooo I think I’d have to take all the fuses out of the fuse box

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Every key in the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these answers are truly evil

Keep them coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my house has regular burglars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curtains

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By *iBBW and hubbyCouple
over a year ago

oxford

All the sink plugs

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Every right footed shoe.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

The space bar from all their pc/laptop keyboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milk x

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

The sky remote

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries from tv remotes. And all of the spoons.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Toilet paper "

The way this pandemic started off, that might have been a genuine consideration for some Burglars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the scissors

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

The laces out of all the shoes and trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd replace the batteries in the smoke detectors with old ones, so they all did that annoying, periodic beep.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Flick all the switches on fuse box and remove all torches - including phones with torches on!

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

alarm clock then you'll all be late mwhahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Light bulbs"

You beat me to it,

they wouldn't realise until it was too late

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'd replace the batteries in the smoke detectors with old ones, so they all did that annoying, periodic beep."

God I hate that beep!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd replace the batteries in the smoke detectors with old ones, so they all did that annoying, periodic beep.

God I hate that beep!!! "

There's nothing more irritating in life than that noise.. in my opinion anyway!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Does someone want to confess .....

I csnt find the remote! (

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Does someone want to confess .....

I csnt find the remote! (

If it helps.... it’s in the last place you left it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all the curtains would be annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the light switches upside down

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Locks out of all doors swapped with others of a different home.

All light switches and electric socket fascias.

All dry food emptied in to giant container,taking the packets.

Broadband router, PC and other software backdated and set to minimal settings of speed. Family filters set to max.

All mains fuses taken

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Best thread title of the day.

Just need to read the thread now.

Although I'd just like to say I've always thought I'd make an EXCELLENT burglar.

I'm stealthy, like a cat. A non clumsy knocking plants off windowsills cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best thread title of the day.

Just need to read the thread now.

Although I'd just like to say I've always thought I'd make an EXCELLENT burglar.

I'm stealthy, like a cat. A non clumsy knocking plants off windowsills cat. "

Why thank you

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

All the dildos and vibrators

What!? I'm sure i can auction these for a good price on fabebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tilt all the pictures / mirrors/ wall hangings slightly off level but not all at the same directions or angle.

I know putting those back level would bug the hell outta me!!!

Also swap all the taps over in the house. Then come back a few months later once the residents have become used to it then swap them all back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their hairbrushes and the bathroom door

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Swap the front door house numbers with neighbouring homes.

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By *ngelShare18Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I would take every left shoe and all the toilet paper so they are stuck with a turtle had in the morning until they've gone to the shop but because I'd feel guilty id leave a naked picture of myself and tape it to the TV screen

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By *rKC92Man
over a year ago

St Helens

All of the power cables from the non essentials (tv, phones, etc) Your fridges are safe for now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would take every left shoe and all the toilet paper so they are stuck with a turtle had in the morning until they've gone to the shop but because I'd feel guilty id leave a naked picture of myself and tape it to the TV screen"

Best yet by far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric top up key and gas card

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By *ayHamboMan
over a year ago

Enfield

All of the pillows and sofa cushions

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

(current circumstances only)

Any hand sanitizer and masks they've got knocking about the house.

So annoying if you get to the shops and you bloody forget!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(current circumstances only)

Any hand sanitizer and masks they've got knocking about the house.

So annoying if you get to the shops and you bloody forget!"

This wouldn't be a problem here in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plug off the microwave, fuses out of the toaster and kettle. And the PlayStation control pads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take all shoe laces, switch the water off at mains, fuses then take the tool box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't steal anything, but I would change the hinges on their fridge, so that it would open the other way

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Batteries

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By *i winkersCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Change all the internal door handles around so you have to pull the handles up to open every door.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

The fobs from keys that have written on them what the key opens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath and sink plugs haha

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Pet accessories and treats.

Ha!- Try to control your pet now

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golf balls before a round. Always love the face when they need a new ball, go into the bag and come up with nothing. Beautiful.

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

All the carpets

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Delete fabswingers auto login Details

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Delete fabswingers auto login Details "

That would cause me more than mild inconvenience.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

This is brilliant !

I love the idea of taking one sock from every pair that would drive me insane

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you have to steal either a light bulb.... or loo roll!!!!

oooh... loo roll would be fiendish!

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By *ullseyeantMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd just steal all her shoes

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

steal the wifi router

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Turn off the water supply tap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delete fabswingers auto login Details "

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The bottom 3 steps of their staircase.

And the top 3 steps, too, for good measure!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

If they've got kids just log into their games console and block Fortnite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change all the internal door handles around so you have to pull the handles up to open every door. "

Genuinely had to this at a previous house when the dog worked out he could let himself into every room when we were out!

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