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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there you are, on the beach surrounded by the beautiful people, all happily wearing next to nothing and playing beach volleyball. You look out to your yacht, sat waiting for the Evenings party later, drinking your Pims and lemonade when ....

Some ropey, underweight dude with vitamin D deficiency in an inappropriate long black coat and boots you can only get from Camden market, turns up waffling in about being a battery in a holographic sex dream and you should choose either the

1. Blue pill ( yes we all know what it is and that will be needed later on the yacht)

2. The red pill ( most likely one of those foul tasting jelly beans everybody hates) and join him on a quest to save mankind by wearing sunglasses in a dimly lit world with a tribe of Kung fu rickets hobbits!!

Which do you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking that blue pill every day.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a great save the world superhero outfit but I'll take the blue pill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a great save the world superhero outfit but I'll take the blue pill "

Then it will be fancy dress on the yacht later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm taking that blue pill every day."

Excellent choice sir, your yacht party invite is in the post

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'm taking that blue pill every day."

and twice on a Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never tried a blue pill before, and I always want to try new things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this example do you believe the guy? Because I couldn't go back to my life knowing that it's all essentially a lie, even if it would be easier.

But I also wouldn't believe anything told to me by someone convincing me to swallow a strange pill

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Blue. Ignorance is bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome all, looks like more Pims is needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've left out that the Red pill gets you the love of Carrie-Anne Moss though

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Feel like the reboot needs a proofread, in honesty...

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