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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Just put a load in the washing machine, such a glam life I live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading about Hungarian politics. Would you like a brief synopsis?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'm reading about Hungarian politics. Would you like a brief synopsis? "

^ you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give you an in-depth dissertation on the architecture of Scottish castles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm reading about Hungarian politics. Would you like a brief synopsis? "

Hmm I feel as though every time you mention Hungary, I'll just want to eat even more

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By *esire in SheffieldMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

I have a feeling you don’t want to be distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop round...I'm a problem solver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can give you an in-depth dissertation on the architecture of Scottish castles?

I would actually love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

I can't think of anything as your distracting me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I can give you an in-depth dissertation on the architecture of Scottish castles?

I'd actually love this, love traipsing around castles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cycled home from work this morning and nothing happened and i got home and it became light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Want the result of every FA Cup final since 1923 ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop round...I'm a problem solver

You have two foodstuffs in your name/tagline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps."

Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...

GOOD MAN

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My new washing machine is a bit bigger than the old one, so it sticks out under my kitchen counter. I keep pressing buttons with my belly by accident when I lean over to switch the kettle on.

It's a little irritating.

Mrs TMN x

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Nobody likes a show off! ( only jealousy on my part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps."

Strangely, that did not help. Not one bit. Jammy buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm calling with K now that she's finished her morning wankathon, and also having an imaginary spit roast with CuriousCats... it's terribly unsexy this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just cleaned out one of the kitchen cupboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop round...I'm a problem solver

You have two foodstuffs in your name/tagline

awww Lana! Just focus on the fact we're delightful

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps.

Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...

GOOD MAN

I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had pancakes with fresh raspberries and pineapple with coffee, and off walking the coast with my dog to see some seal pups. I hope your tummy and foof recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left my washing out on the line and it rained overnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps.

Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...

GOOD MAN

I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady

D."

another wifey being roused in the correct fashion...

J gets around this, by simply not letting me sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it? "

Ooh great offer! But you'd need to post it through the letterbox, we're semi-locked down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

I'm listening to BBC Radio Shropshire.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps.

Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...

GOOD MAN

I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady

D."

Intrigued!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I left my washing out on the line and it rained overnight.

Oh noooooo, I hate that!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it?

Ooh great offer! But you'd need to post it through the letterbox, we're semi-locked down again

Do we have to do it ALL through the letterbox? That would be a bit of a mood-killer, especially if yours isn't at the right height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate you all too.

No - really I do.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps."

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I left my washing out on the line and it rained overnight.

Are your smalls even smaller now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.

Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please

Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it?

Ooh great offer! But you'd need to post it through the letterbox, we're semi-locked down again

Do we have to do it ALL through the letterbox? That would be a bit of a mood-killer, especially if yours isn't at the right height. "

Ha yes

then I don't even need to put make up on. #LazyDaysAndGloryHoles

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.

Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.

Hope this helps.

Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...

GOOD MAN

I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady

another wifey being roused in the correct fashion...

J gets around this, by simply not letting me sleep

I like his style!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too"

Is it cheese on top or on the toast then egg on top?

Had cheese with beans on toast but not egg..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too

Is it cheese on top or on the toast then egg on top?

Had cheese with beans on toast but not egg.."

No I mixed it into the scrambled egg so it's all melted and gooey

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too

Is it cheese on top or on the toast then egg on top?

Had cheese with beans on toast but not egg..

No I mixed it into the scrambled egg so it's all melted and gooey

Sounds yum..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Make an oatie smoothy.

Drink while you read the forums

Use your electric toothbrush on your foof.

Finish smoothy.

Clean teeth with toothbrush.

Imagine it was someone sexy

Bingo ..... multi multi tasking

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too"

I need to think about food, sausage sandwiches I think for me and a cuppa

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Make an oatie smoothy.

Drink while you read the forums

Use your electric toothbrush on your foof.

Finish smoothy.

Clean teeth with toothbrush.

Imagine it was someone sexy

Bingo ..... multi multi tasking"

I may have tried this but I've decided on a sausage sandwich

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too"

Good call! Have you ever put Philadelphia in scrambled eggs? Hannah introduced me to that one and it's om nom nom! Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too

Good call! Have you ever put Philadelphia in scrambled eggs? Hannah introduced me to that one and it's om nom nom! Luke "

Oooh no, but I will. That sounds good. I just used mozzarella because it was already grated and I couldn't be bothered grating the cheddar. That is today's level of lazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just had wedding anniversary sex and now hes cooking me a full English brekkie and bringing it back to bed

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Just had a white twix, think I'm converted now, white twix all the way

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