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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just singing along to Lonnie Donegan on the radio (1960 Pick of the Pops) and both my cats are giving me the most weird looks I know I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I reckon if they had buzzers like on BGT I'd have 2 no's already....oooh next chart is 1981 - that's gonna be me singing all the songs, mebbies I should give the cats earplugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you are singing in catish but you haven't learned the phrases yet and to them you are saying, "Hello furball, did your legs drop off when you went to the moon tomorrow?"

Not surprised they're giving you wierd looks.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You sound like them but look different...it doesn't compute in their tiny feline brains.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Maybe you are singing in catish but you haven't learned the phrases yet and to them you are saying, "Hello furball, did your legs drop off when you went to the moon tomorrow?"

Not surprised they're giving you wierd looks. "

Well my singing has been compared to a cat being castrated without the benefit of anaesthetic so it could well be that

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You sound like them but look different...it doesn't compute in their tiny feline brains. "

yup, that must be it

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Just singing along to Lonnie Donegan on the radio (1960 Pick of the Pops) and both my cats are giving me the most weird looks I know I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I reckon if they had buzzers like on BGT I'd have 2 no's already....oooh next chart is 1981 - that's gonna be me singing all the songs, mebbies I should give the cats earplugs "
You mean you've lost that loving feline?

Sorry, I'll get my coat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just singing along to Lonnie Donegan on the radio (1960 Pick of the Pops) and both my cats are giving me the most weird looks I know I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I reckon if they had buzzers like on BGT I'd have 2 no's already....oooh next chart is 1981 - that's gonna be me singing all the songs, mebbies I should give the cats earplugs You mean you've lost that loving feline?

Sorry, I'll get my coat...."

Noooooo she was feline lonesome tonight .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the singings that bad that the cats have reverberating buttholes...I think they want buttplugs as well as earplugs! xxxxxxxx

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just singing along to Lonnie Donegan on the radio (1960 Pick of the Pops) and both my cats are giving me the most weird looks I know I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I reckon if they had buzzers like on BGT I'd have 2 no's already....oooh next chart is 1981 - that's gonna be me singing all the songs, mebbies I should give the cats earplugs You mean you've lost that loving feline?

Sorry, I'll get my coat....

Noooooo she was feline lonesome tonight ..... "

You should both be ashamed of yourselves for those terrible puns

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Just singing along to Lonnie Donegan on the radio (1960 Pick of the Pops) and both my cats are giving me the most weird looks I know I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I reckon if they had buzzers like on BGT I'd have 2 no's already....oooh next chart is 1981 - that's gonna be me singing all the songs, mebbies I should give the cats earplugs You mean you've lost that loving feline?

Sorry, I'll get my coat....

Noooooo she was feline lonesome tonight .....

You should both be ashamed of yourselves for those terrible puns "

Perhaps they prefer something by Catatonia

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