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Who would you throw out of the balloon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are 3 people in a balloon. But it will crash and kill you all unless one id thrown out.

A...You. You are the only one who can pilot the balloon.

B....A self made billionaire who started his business from scratch in his garage. He has since retired, set up charitable trusts, given away hundreds of millions and saved countless thousands of lives.

C.... A second rate ex footballer and ex part time commentator with a penchant for shit turquoise clothing. Claims to be the Son of God and that the world is controlled by lizard aliens.

Which one has to go??

A further comment to follow!

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

No hesitation, C.

Can I still turf him over the edge even if the balloon isn't going to crash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C.. No explanation needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?! Only a pratt would jump into the basket...a. if i was the only skilled pilot b. If the pilot knew it was going to crash and kill him or her....

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?"

For the same reason people get on aeroplanes that crash I imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?

For the same reason people get on aeroplanes that crash I imagine. "

nobody gets on planes that they know are going to crash.....apart from that german bloke that flew for germanwings in 2015

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?

For the same reason people get on aeroplanes that crash I imagine.

nobody gets on planes that they know are going to crash..."

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?

For the same reason people get on aeroplanes that crash I imagine.

nobody gets on planes that they know are going to crash.....apart from that german bloke that flew for germanwings in 2015"

And kamikaze pilots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?

For the same reason people get on aeroplanes that crash I imagine.

nobody gets on planes that they know are going to crash...

Exactly."

exactly... so why would someone get into a balloon that they know is going to crash? Regardless of passenger manifest

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

A nice unbalanced question.

I'll go for b.

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?

For the same reason people get on aeroplanes that crash I imagine.

nobody gets on planes that they know are going to crash...

Exactly.

exactly... so why would someone get into a balloon that they know is going to crash? Regardless of passenger manifest"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i must've missed something..... what was the question again?!

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Sorry i must've missed something..... what was the question again?! "

Something about David icke and throwing him off a balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry i must've missed something..... what was the question again?!

Something about David icke and throwing him off a balloon "

what would be the point of that? At worst he'd maybe get a nasty bruise on his head, elbows, knees.....maybe graze his palms....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I dont belive in killing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I dont belive in killing "

i hear ya bro....but pushing someone off the side of a grounded balloon basket is hardly likely to kill a wealthy bloke and a goalie....flip me the goalie is used with hitting the deck when making a spectacular save! Hardly a deadly endevour i would say

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

It's obviously a weight issue so who ever is the heaviest, probably me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just grabbing some popcorn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, is it as simple as the fact the balloon is on the ground, so anybody can be thrown out safely?

Or will this thing get even dafter?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I mean, is it as simple as the fact the balloon is on the ground, so anybody can be thrown out safely?

Or will this thing get even dafter? "

Well it does say that it will crash and kill you all unless someone is thrown out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Obviously the balloon is in the air....need to lose weight to prevent crashing.... which it will do if the pilot (you) leaves.

Just wondering who would save C over B.

Having read many posts in this particular forum there seems to be far too many rabid followers of C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How high off the ground?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone in the basket tested positive for any deadly diseases eg... Coronawotsit, tb, leprosy or ingrown toenail?

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Obviously the balloon is in the air....need to lose weight to prevent crashing.... which it will do if the pilot (you) leaves.

Just wondering who would save C over B.

Having read many posts in this particular forum there seems to be far too many rabid followers of C."

And they're away with the fucking fairies as well it seems...

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

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"Why would anyone get into a balloon that was going to crash?! Only a pratt would jump into the basket...a. if i was the only skilled pilot b. If the pilot knew it was going to crash and kill him or her...."

And Suspend Make-Believe !!!

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

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"There are 3 people in a balloon. But it will crash and kill you all unless one id thrown out.

A...You. You are the only one who can pilot the balloon.

B....A self made billionaire who started his business from scratch in his garage. He has since retired, set up charitable trusts, given away hundreds of millions and saved countless thousands of lives.

C.... A second rate ex footballer and ex part time commentator with a penchant for shit turquoise clothing. Claims to be the Son of God and that the world is controlled by lizard aliens.

Which one has to go??

A further comment to follow!"

I think with the other three - I'd just jump after realising that I actually got in the balloon with them!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd prefer for someone to prefer to take their own life, rather than taking theirs. I'd see if we can negotiate too. Our lives are equal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tether all three of us together, explain the situation to bill gates then wait to see if he morphs into the flying lizzard that icke claims he is.....outcome.... we all live, gates is shown up to be what a tiny minority suspect he is and mister icke is proven correct....or we all just crash and have socially distant funerals later that week

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

The skilled pilot probably has a parachute

Bye bye suckers

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By *avana8817Man
over a year ago

Consett

B and C as I like my own space.

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

I'd bet B and C to have a debate. The amount of hot air they produce should be enough to save everyone

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Why is this in the Virus forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is this in the Virus forum?"

because the op likes to create conspiracy theory about coronavirus

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Why is this in the Virus forum?

because the op likes to create conspiracy theory about coronavirus "

Let's just hope nobody green arrows you then..

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"There are 3 people in a balloon. But it will crash and kill you all unless one id thrown out.

A...You. You are the only one who can pilot the balloon.

B....A self made billionaire who started his business from scratch in his garage. He has since retired, set up charitable trusts, given away hundreds of millions and saved countless thousands of lives.

C.... A second rate ex footballer and ex part time commentator with a penchant for shit turquoise clothing. Claims to be the Son of God and that the world is controlled by lizard aliens.

Which one has to go??

A further comment to follow!"
C reason most footbasllers are idiots even though I love the game.

I respect self made people not jealous of them,more jealous of the footballer making money he does not deserve

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands


"There are 3 people in a balloon. But it will crash and kill you all unless one id thrown out.

A...You. You are the only one who can pilot the balloon.

B....A self made billionaire who started his business from scratch in his garage. He has since retired, set up charitable trusts, given away hundreds of millions and saved countless thousands of lives.

C.... A second rate ex footballer and ex part time commentator with a penchant for shit turquoise clothing. Claims to be the Son of God and that the world is controlled by lizard aliens.

Which one has to go??

A further comment to follow!C reason most footbasllers are idiots even though I love the game.

I respect self made people not jealous of them,more jealous of the footballer making money he does not deserve"

Why does someone who has dedicated their entire life to a sport, and works 7 days a week 46 weeks a year not deserve the money ?

Most have a working lifetime of 10-15 years.

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"There are 3 people in a balloon. But it will crash and kill you all unless one id thrown out.

A...You. You are the only one who can pilot the balloon.

B....A self made billionaire who started his business from scratch in his garage. He has since retired, set up charitable trusts, given away hundreds of millions and saved countless thousands of lives.

C.... A second rate ex footballer and ex part time commentator with a penchant for shit turquoise clothing. Claims to be the Son of God and that the world is controlled by lizard aliens.

Which one has to go??

A further comment to follow!C reason most footbasllers are idiots even though I love the game.

I respect self made people not jealous of them,more jealous of the footballer making money he does not deserve

Why does someone who has dedicated their entire life to a sport, and works 7 days a week 46 weeks a year not deserve the money ?

Most have a working lifetime of 10-15 years."

You have missed two names off the list. They are as follows:-

Mr B Johnson

Mr D Cummngs

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