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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a wonderful idea. I thought of creating fabparents, where new fab parents find other sleep deprived parents and take turns to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m out "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a parent, but I could see the appeal

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I'm not a "new" parent, but I am a parent and work 5pm till 7am....and lost day naps 6 months ago so over qualified as sleep deprived, can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 11 year old sleeps, innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, sleep.

I miss you. So much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an insomniac.

Iv helped lots of my new parent sleep deprived friends over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I left something in he other room..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love babies and I am nocturnal, so would just be a cool auntie, as long as I am kept stocked up with snacks

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Not had a good night's sleep since I was 12,im kinda used to my constant zombie state of existence

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

We’ve taken it in turns to have a night in the local premier inn just so we can catch up on sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve taken it in turns to have a night in the local premier inn just so we can catch up on sleep. "

Oh bless you.

Thats a good idea though.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Child 1 (now 18) slept like a log. Piece of piss is parenting, or so we thought.

Child 2 (3.5yrs) - has woken up at somewhere between 1-3am at least once every night for the past fortnight and only goes sporadically with sleeping through till maybe 6.30am. Smug sleep parents = now retired.

Children are different, who knew?!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Child 1 (now 18) slept like a log. Piece of piss is parenting, or so we thought.

Child 2 (3.5yrs) - has woken up at somewhere between 1-3am at least once every night for the past fortnight and only goes sporadically with sleeping through till maybe 6.30am. Smug sleep parents = now retired.

Children are different, who knew?! "

My oldest (now 18) the same, I actually laughed at how easy it was........

My 7 seven year old .......made me pay for breezing through the first time.....she's the reason I work ridiculous night shifts with zero effort

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

what if you just like sleeping late

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not a "new" parent, but I am a parent and work 5pm till 7am....and lost day naps 6 months ago so over qualified as sleep deprived, can I join?"

Sure, let's start the registration process!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm, sleep.

I miss you. So much.

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The more the merrier, join the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an insomniac.

Iv helped lots of my new parent sleep deprived friends over the years. "

We will definitely take you up on your offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just love babies and I am nocturnal, so would just be a cool auntie, as long as I am kept stocked up with snacks "

That can most definitely be arranged!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not had a good night's sleep since I was 12,im kinda used to my constant zombie state of existence "

Wow! I become very irritable and snappy when I'm tired. I need my sleep! Only my kids have got away with disturbing my sleep and not getting their heads bitten off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’ve taken it in turns to have a night in the local premier inn just so we can catch up on sleep. "

That sounds like a great idea! Although as appealing as that sounds for us it wouldn't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Child 1 (now 18) slept like a log. Piece of piss is parenting, or so we thought.

Child 2 (3.5yrs) - has woken up at somewhere between 1-3am at least once every night for the past fortnight and only goes sporadically with sleeping through till maybe 6.30am. Smug sleep parents = now retired.

Children are different, who knew?! "

We learnt the hard lesson with the first and second is trying to out do her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what if you just like sleeping late"

You get to look after the kids whilst the rest of us sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m out "

Congratulations.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I don't want to be a parent, but happy to be a grandparent.

The one that you may not see often, but spoil them rotten when i do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pick Jamie Hants and Deep Blue please.... ?

Totally breastfeeding....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What’s sleep

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What’s sleep "

Chat to me for 10 minutes and you'll find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just new parents, think of us parents with 9 years 9ld who say 'I don't like sleep, it's boring'

Nine. YEARS. NINE!!!!!

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