FabSwingers.com forum: I just became desperate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I finish work, I venture off with my four legged friend into the woods by home, and let her off a lead to run across fields and follow the river. Its around 4 miles there and back.

Around half way, I had that brain signal that tells you, being sat on porcelain next to some lovely soft tissue on a roll would be a good place right now.

It was a long walk home, involving the ministry of funny walks, and I learned the true meaning of desperate...not what men sending dick pics think is desperate.

When have you been desperate?

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once shit myself down the woods. True story.

It involved a dodgy sausage roll on a hot day and a fart which felt curiously wet.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once shit myself down the woods. True story.

It involved a dodgy sausage roll on a hot day and a fart which felt curiously wet....."

But were you desperate after?

By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Quite often desperate for a glass of wine after a traumatic shift. I work nights though so never a good idea to start drinking at 9am so just have a coffee instead.

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I once shit myself down the woods. True story.

It involved a dodgy sausage roll on a hot day and a fart which felt curiously wet.....

But were you desperate after? "

I was certainly desperate to get home and change my trousers

By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Inebriated walking along a stony path in bare feet because I broke a heel at a wedding reception, the grass verge was full of stingers, that was the longest 100m of my life

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't remember the last time, but I do know that desperate need for the loo causes you to fumble your keys.