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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So as we all know this place is full of weirdos and weird requests or behaviours etc.

Have you come a cross anything that made you think WTF? Share your unusual story with us!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A lady sent me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good weird or bad weird? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had man in his sixties ask me to mother role play and breast feed him. He offered to buy me a nursing bra. It was a few years back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good weird or bad weird? X"

Either really x

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby


"I once had man in his sixties ask me to mother role play and breast feed him. He offered to buy me a nursing bra. It was a few years back x "

Game over you win!!!

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent/London


"A lady sent me a message "

There are “ladies” on here?

ONLY Joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had man in his sixties ask me to mother role play and breast feed him. He offered to buy me a nursing bra. It was a few years back x "

Oh FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked...

To play mummy and naughty son

Another

To change someone's nappy(sent me a pic of him wearing it)

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Bloke yesterday said he wanted to eat my farts! I said wtf? He we t on to say I could eat lots of spicy beans to make lots of farts! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message asking me to Shit in his mouth...

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

One word...

Tarmacing

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I have a feeling there is going to be a big difference in the level of weirdness between the genders on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m weird for just being here pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a wink off a female on here...is she okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compared to some of these, what I thought were weird requests actually seem pretty tame

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Some days I get tempted to drop some filters, then I read threads like these and think hell no

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Last year a man messaged me a few times asking to take me to a spa hotel. The messages were always polite enough but every message came with a pic of him holding a hand pistol up to the camera and his evil eyes looking straight at me. I reported him and never heard from him again but it scared me at the time.

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By *eeandsexymCouple
over a year ago

Between selby/york

Had a fella message us who we had a good laugh with.

He wanted to be a naked slave for us and x was happy to be locked naked in our stair cupboard, polishing our shoes while we didn't want him to do anything else

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

We had a guy from a ‘couple’ ask if we were interested in surprising his wife in a bar and talking her into a threesome...er, no thanks! Certainly not much on the weird scale compared to others here, but not our cup of tea for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple contact me and ask me if and I quote “ would I be up for fun .. and would I let them both suck me off ! .. “ I respectfully declined ... but the abuse I got off the female afterwards .. very weird !

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I got asked to arrive at a meet on a space hopper once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/09/20 15:51:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked to arrive at a meet on a space hopper once "

did you do it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I was chatting with had that weird fart fetish. She was sending me videos of herself farting and also asked me for the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked to arrive at a meet on a space hopper once "

Wow! That's amazing, I hope you did!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I got asked to arrive at a meet on a space hopper once

Wow! That's amazing, I hope you did!"

Of course i did, middle-aged men bouncing down the A30 on space hoppers isn’t the strangest thing you will see in Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Last year a man messaged me a few times asking to take me to a spa hotel. The messages were always polite enough but every message came with a pic of him holding a hand pistol up to the camera and his evil eyes looking straight at me. I reported him and never heard from him again but it scared me at the time."
Not surprised you were scared that is extremely strange..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was asked to do the daddy and little girl thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody's mentioned me yet. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx"

But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx

But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone. "

I’d have gone for more of a fruit salad. Oranges are not the only fruit.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx

But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone. "

Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I befriended a complete weirdo.

Brought it into my real life. Turned out it was a complete crazy person.

I felt sorry for the weirdo, will never do that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.

I totally said yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx

But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.

I’d have gone for more of a fruit salad. Oranges are not the only fruit......."

As long as you take them out of the little plastic dishes they come in.... It would be more like a game of fruity jenga, shoving them pots up there

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

A couple wanted me to walk into their bedroom and watch them for five minutes and then leave.

Still not sure if it was genuine, or if they were pissed when they sent it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx

But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.

Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x"

Politely declined

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx

But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.

Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x

Politely declined "

You ladies gets very exciting requests, us men gets the boring stuff....

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.

I totally said yes. "

Just being nosey, did you meet him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.

I totally said yes.

Just being nosey, did you meet him?"

I can guess this one, YES she met him once, and since that meet he never met again, as he developed some prostate issues, and couldn’t wee probably !

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Thinking back had one sooo weird I couldn't publish it was on pof not here!

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”

Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached

Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1

18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep

Keep your witts about you people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking back had one sooo weird I couldn't publish it was on pof not here! "

Ahh come on now .. spill the beans

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Had a guy message me saying he'd pay me cash if I'd meet him and let him suck me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody offered to buy us a camel in exchange for a tit pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somebody offered to buy us a camel in exchange for a tit pic"

And surely you got the camel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a guy message me saying he'd pay me cash if I'd meet him and let him suck me off

"

How much he was paying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy message me saying he'd pay me cash if I'd meet him and let him suck me off

"

Was that bank transfer or cash in hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”

Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached

Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1

18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep

Keep your witts about you people "

Was the £300 cash or bank Transfers?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

This place very scary at times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thinking back had one sooo weird I couldn't publish it was on pof not here! "

You can’t do that, come one!

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull


"A message asking me to Shit in his mouth... "

Hard pass I think lol

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West


"I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”

Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached

Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1

18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep

Keep your witts about you people

Was the £300 cash or bank Transfers?"

Online banking.. he was not much use after our “meeting”

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

There's a couple of people on here that if i ever saw them I'd want to slap them silly, but.......

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South


"I have a feeling there is going to be a big difference in the level of weirdness between the genders on this thread "

Hahaha me too

A bloke offered to pay me to come clean my house today - I was sorely tempted.

I was offered £200 to Cam

Someone wanted to be a toilet slave

That’s just this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a feeling there is going to be a big difference in the level of weirdness between the genders on this thread

Hahaha me too

A bloke offered to pay me to come clean my house today - I was sorely tempted.

I was offered £200 to Cam

Someone wanted to be a toilet slave

That’s just this week "

Jeezzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady sent me a message "

I got a reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got approached by a guy claimimg to be a Porn producer..was a MF couple..had a yacht on Shell island..so i thought “Yacht? Sounds legit”

Drove there quite local, instantly knew something was off here..No sign of the woman..got invited in the yacht (old not seaworthy) chatted for a while and he demanded to see my weapon..i stood up and started climbing out of the boat till he reached

Out and tried pulling my pants down. Im 6ft1

18 stone and he was around 5ft7 10 stone. Lets just say he wouldnt do that again..even offered me £300. Quite a fantasist and ive learned my lesson...what a creep

Keep your witts about you people

Was the £300 cash or bank Transfers?

Online banking.. he was not much use after our “meeting”"

You had a successful meet then and £300 up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to cut a mans penis off and he would give me £2,000. I declined as im still here, writing this post and not doing jail time. Thats a fantasy u will only try that once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was talking to a couple a year or so ago. That all stopped when the female told us that they had a 4some with her sister and her husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who posted on that thread asked me if I was willing to shit in her cat litter

I had to oblige she was polite.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Years ago we met a couple for a social who told us they're under 16 yr old daughter knew about their 'activities' and would we like to go back to theirs..

End of social..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl I was chatting with had that weird fart fetish. She was sending me videos of herself farting and also asked me for the same"

Can you point her in my direction please?!??

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By *inateaseWoman
over a year ago

ANTRIM

A guy once messaged me saying he’d like to sniff my ass! Followed by a message saying he’d prefer if it wasn’t freshly washed!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Only ever had one getmeouthere conversations. What she brought up was definitely not legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my birthday Tuesday.. a guy I’ve never met keeps messaging me insisting he wants to buy me something.. yeah, that’s a little weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s my birthday Tuesday.. a guy I’ve never met keeps messaging me insisting he wants to buy me something.. yeah, that’s a little weird."

Happy birthday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Asked me to participate in some sort of cripple/disabled fantasy. Nope

Had the adult breastfeeding/nursing/mother thing too. Also nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.

I totally said yes.

Just being nosey, did you meet him?"

I did. We did a pub quiz, then he took three kicks to the jewels and was a very happy man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So as we all know this place is full of weirdos and weird requests or behaviours etc.

Have you come a cross anything that made you think WTF? Share your unusual story with us!"

I've been asked if I would use a man as a toilet. Needless to say I just blocked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve only had one really bad weird. The rest have been amusing or funny weird.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A 48 year old dude wanting me to be his mammy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 48 year old dude wanting me to be his mammy "

Mom ... what are you doing on here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve only had one really bad weird. The rest have been amusing or funny weird. "

Please elaborate

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A 48 year old dude wanting me to be his mammy "

Never sure if I should be offended when guys older than me are lo for a "mature" woman. Or mummy

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Was asked to do the daddy and little girl thing."

Was it me? That’s totally my kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was asked to do the daddy and little girl thing.

Was it me? That’s totally my kink "

Get to your room.

Naughty girl!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Was asked to do the daddy and little girl thing.

Was it me? That’s totally my kink

Get to your room.

Naughty girl!"

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Was asked to do the daddy and little girl thing.

Was it me? That’s totally my kink

Get to your room.

Naughty girl!"

*shudders in delight*

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I have had a few strange requests from male subs... I think my photos must give off a bit of a Domme vibe.

Nothing really weird and all were politely declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite jealous that I haven't had any strange requests as of yet.... Although reading some of these posts it's become more and more obvious as to why... I am one of the weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite an open mind but I do wince a bit at some messages. I always get them to elaborate though, just so I am good and traumatised, and because I am a nosy bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd the irrational normal that freaks me out.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/09/20 22:21:17]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Bizarre request by poster at 04/09/20 22:21:17]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Bizarre request by poster at 04/09/20 22:21:17]"

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are really tame .... just wanting to lick my shoes clean and be my slave, clean the house and be used as a footstool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of strange requests but nothing I would call weird.

Met one weird one.... enough said!

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx"

Was it the Man from Delmonte ? , he say yes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

2nd message ever....

Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2nd message ever....

Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it."

what made you stick around

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"2nd message ever....

Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it.

what made you stick around "

Certainly not that!

See, and people moan about 'fake' women who only have a profile for a day and then they're gone... erm, they've more than likely been scared off by stuff like that.

Lamb to the fucking slaughter when you first sign up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2nd message ever....

Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it.

what made you stick around

Certainly not that!

See, and people moan about 'fake' women who only have a profile for a day and then they're gone... erm, they've more than likely been scared off by stuff like that.

Lamb to the fucking slaughter when you first sign up."

that's a fair shout actually

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Another weird one but not disgusting weird this bloke messages ever few weeks insisting weve met we deffo havent all different scenarios he has just messaged this eve saying we worked together lol when asked where he dont remember very bizarre! X

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

All kinds of crazy here.. my most recent favourite is a guy who keeps seeing me in various shops with others and kids.. of which I have none.. I swear he’s going up to random people in supermarkets calling them saffron.. he’s a strange cookie.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"All kinds of crazy here.. my most recent favourite is a guy who keeps seeing me in various shops with others and kids.. of which I have none.. I swear he’s going up to random people in supermarkets calling them saffron.. he’s a strange cookie."

Bizarre! X

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I had a man asking to stick oranges up my hooha of a variety of sizes. Xx

But...reflecting I don't wanna label him as weird... Feels a little like kink shaming and if it isn't harming anyone.

Did you do it as a kink then.. lol x

Politely declined

You ladies gets very exciting requests, us men gets the boring stuff.... "

This! Us guys get very few requests for anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had this conversation about 30min ago .. though to share it with you, read from the bottom up.

Me: Then I will get a chicken, pointy

The couple: rougher tongues

Me: I would have a cat instead.. it’s safer

Me: I wouldn’t have a dog! Lol

The couple: would you if you had one or is it a bit too kinky

Me: Good job I don’t have one!

The couple: would you let your gf or wife do it

Me: It’s not up to me to think it’s right or wrong, it’s up to you and her

The couple: dont you think its wrong

Me: Yea, so I think take her to the farmer if he’s a bit closer to you!

The couple: yes bit of a trip

Me: you are in poole 200+ miles away, so how would you get to Suffolk?

The couple: im sure unless she was so driunk she wouldnt let a dog fuck her maybe lick her

Me: With the dog?

The couple: dont you want some action as well

Me: So you want me to take a video of her while the dog seeding her?

The couple: i was trying to set my wif eup with a fb and got chatting to this farmer who wanted me to take her to his farm so he could see what was on offer and then he asked if i would let his dog seed her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AHHH!!! I just had one!

A random messaged me to tell me to remember what curiosity did to the cat

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Had a guy message me saying he'd pay me cash if I'd meet him and let him suck me off

Was that bank transfer or cash in hand "

Cash. The amount i didn't ask. But led him on just for kicks, so he may have been waiting behind the train station with his cock swinging about.. But i don't care for such timewasters

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.

I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.

I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers."

Some people are soooooooo fussy.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.

I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers.

Some people are soooooooo fussy. "

It is a true story!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.

I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers.

Some people are soooooooo fussy.

It is a true story!"

I was trying to be funny. I'll get me coat.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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"I had one that I think plenty of other people have had too, the message said something like, would I shit on his chest well I play a particular song on the violin and he smokes.

I replied no, thank you I don't meet smokers.

Some people are soooooooo fussy.

It is a true story!

I was trying to be funny. I'll get me coat. "

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"A message asking if I'd kick him in the balls.

I totally said yes.

Just being nosey, did you meet him?

I did. We did a pub quiz, then he took three kicks to the jewels and was a very happy man! "

I like your style!

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By *ickyxxx69Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A woman sent me a pic 9f her having a shit. Never spoke before or since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman sent me a pic 9f her having a shit. Never spoke before or since! "

Fuckin ell ... bit grim that

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

Woman wanted to me to piss in her mouth

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've had some weird ones as we all have, though can't remember the weirdest.

Had people telling me they know me from school. People saying we've met, when we haven't.

The mummy thing, an illegal activity one, and the other usuals.

I think my brain deliberately filters them out

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Mind you, I find it weird when someone messages asking to meet right now.

I could be a minger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2nd message ever....

Someone asked me to shit on their husbands chest and make him eat it.

what made you stick around

Certainly not that!

See, and people moan about 'fake' women who only have a profile for a day and then they're gone... erm, they've more than likely been scared off by stuff like that.

Lamb to the fucking slaughter when you first sign up."

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"I've had some weird ones as we all have, though can't remember the weirdest.

Had people telling me they know me from school. People saying we've met, when we haven't.

The mummy thing, an illegal activity one, and the other usuals.

I think my brain deliberately filters them out "

I had some guy at social insisting that he knew me from school. I asked where he went to school and then pointed out that I was educated in another country. Despite that, he kept on trying to call me 'John' all night and saying he knew me.

I left to avoid him.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I had some guy at social insisting that he knew me from school. I asked where he went to school and then pointed out that I was educated in another country. Despite that, he kept on trying to call me 'John' all night and saying he knew me.

I left to avoid him."

You should have gone along with it and 'remembered' really embarrassing things he'd done.

Out loud in front of people

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Somebody offered to buy us a camel in exchange for a tit pic"

Where do you keep it?( must have a big back garden?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody offered to buy us a camel in exchange for a tit pic

Where do you keep it?( must have a big back garden?) "

I’m her bra would seem the most likely to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloke yesterday said he wanted to eat my farts! I said wtf? He we t on to say I could eat lots of spicy beans to make lots of farts! x"

I’m one for troughing on a piece of ass but..... Noooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered someone kept messaging insisting I was his dads gf and another claiming they drove past me daily on my way to work

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