FabSwingers.com forum: Phone Sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems like most guys don't have much luck when they start these threads at two o'clock in the morning. So I had a radical idea, what if u started one in the day, when people are actually about?

So who fancies it? Anyone want to watch me wank while I sit on a Nokia 3210?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even stevens so far

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Even stevens so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got that bored yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ORR

if you have a 3210, who wants a snake tournament?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m sitting here quietly just to see the outcome of this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't got that bored yet

...yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ORR

if you have a 3210, who wants a snake tournament? "

Using only our bums to push buttons? Should be some stiff competition

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The poor Nokia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got that bored yet

...yet

It's still early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sitting here quietly just to see the outcome of this thread

You can't hide the fact that this turns you on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me think about it.... No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put the 'sex' after phone. It sounds very seedy and desperate. Don't like that.

Always open to a phone chat with flowing conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a load of old 3210 cases, you want some, as think you're gonna have a few takers for your show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you put the 'sex' after phone. It sounds very seedy and desperate. Don't like that.

Always open to a phone chat with flowing conversation

How about "Sex Phone"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a load of old 3210 cases, you want some, as think you're gonna have a few takers for your show

Oooh thanks very much. I'm worried it may dull the sensation of the vibrations though, do you have any experience?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"ORR

if you have a 3210, who wants a snake tournament? "

Have you played snake io yet, its great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be posting a video of this?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d have to say it’s a no LVM! Not many men have the ability to conduct ‘phone sex’ or text sex for that matter without turning it into something that makes my skin crawl

I don’t court unsolicited vulgarity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you be posting a video of this?

I'll live stream it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d have to say it’s a no LVM! Not many men have the ability to conduct ‘phone sex’ or text sex for that matter without turning it into something that makes my skin crawl

I don’t court unsolicited vulgarity! "

Its just a guy wanking with a phone up his bum, giving out the phone number so viewers can make it vibrate...what's vulgar about that?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Anyone who knows me will NOT be surprised to learn that I tend to do the talking during phone sex!

I quite like it if I already know a chap and we’ve slept with each other!

I don’t play with myself - I simply put my sexiest voice on (ie try not to sound like Sally Webster from Corrie) and talk them through a scenario whilst they wank. They seem to like it - and I find it pretty empowering knowing I’ve made a guy cum without touching him! Win win really!

I think I have some disinfectant wipes if you want to wipe your phone down when you’ve finished sitting on it op?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I’d have to say it’s a no LVM! Not many men have the ability to conduct ‘phone sex’ or text sex for that matter without turning it into something that makes my skin crawl

I don’t court unsolicited vulgarity!

Its just a guy wanking with a phone up his bum, giving out the phone number so viewers can make it vibrate...what's vulgar about that?

My favourite post of the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put the 'sex' after phone. It sounds very seedy and desperate. Don't like that.

Always open to a phone chat with flowing conversation

How about "Sex Phone"?

Sounds like the modern version of the little black book

I never owned one by the way

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I have such fond memories of my 3210. The thought of it ending it's days in this way is just soooo wrong ...yet intruigingly compelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for.someone I can call or they call me (can only use w/app to receive though) I cant talk as people about and I dont wanna be heard but I want to listen to you talk pure filth about fucking, fucking what ever, just be pure dirt so I can shoot my load... or play on snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone fun with couple or a dirty wife? Massive load to blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have such fond memories of my 3210. The thought of it ending it's days in this way is just soooo wrong ...yet intruigingly compelling

Do you still know the phone number?... you never knooow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for.someone I can call or they call me (can only use w/app to receive though) I cant talk as people about and I dont wanna be heard but I want to listen to you talk pure filth about fucking, fucking what ever, just be pure dirt so I can shoot my load... or play on snap"

Sorry, I can only get off if the other person is talking loudly about which model of smartphone they'd like to put up my backside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone fun with couple or a dirty wife? Massive load to blow"

How about a bored pervert?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Even stevens so far

Who is Steven and will he be live streaming also?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even stevens so far

Who is Steven and will he be live streaming also?

He's a close wank buddy. Yeah, his Twitch name is "xxEvenStevensNoScope420xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Customer Complaints phone staff at Aldi are my go to for phone sex; The ladies there are utterly filthy minded fiends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All these copycats jumping on the bandwagon now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Even stevens so far

Who is Steven and will he be live streaming also?

He's a close wank buddy. Yeah, his Twitch name is "xxEvenStevensNoScope420xx"

Your brain is awesome LVM. You are an utter delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a load of old 3210 cases, you want some, as think you're gonna have a few takers for your show

Oooh thanks very much. I'm worried it may dull the sensation of the vibrations though, do you have any experience?

No, unfortunately no experience with this matter, just I actually have a load of cases for them and need rid of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a load of old 3210 cases, you want some, as think you're gonna have a few takers for your show

Oooh thanks very much. I'm worried it may dull the sensation of the vibrations though, do you have any experience?

No, unfortunately no experience with this matter, just I actually have a load of cases for them and need rid of them

I could give them away for the first ten people to call my ButtPhone?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"I have such fond memories of my 3210. The thought of it ending it's days in this way is just soooo wrong ...yet intruigingly compelling

Do you still know the phone number?... you never knooow

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’d have to say it’s a no LVM! Not many men have the ability to conduct ‘phone sex’ or text sex for that matter without turning it into something that makes my skin crawl

I don’t court unsolicited vulgarity!

Its just a guy wanking with a phone up his bum, giving out the phone number so viewers can make it vibrate...what's vulgar about that?

Sure! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put the 'sex' after phone. It sounds very seedy and desperate. Don't like that.

Always open to a phone chat with flowing conversation

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

sure ill pull out.....

My flip phone

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By *m624_14Couple
over a year ago

near you

id poss like someone to have phone sex with wife sunday night

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