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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you put your overused toys in the regular or recycling bin. Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle definitely. They contain lots of materials that can easily be reused. Lovehoney has a recycling scheme if you google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I store them in a fridge, which I keep in the cupboard under the stairs. Once I have gathered enough, I wait until the next full moon, and I light a bonfire in my garden.

One by one, I burn these toys. I sing Kate Bush while doing this, as part of my ritual.

If the toys do not melt or burn, then they are deemed worthy. And I sell them to desperate men

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"Do you put your overused toys in the regular or recycling bin. Asking for a friend

eBay ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't the "used knickers" buyers want them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I store them in a fridge, which I keep in the cupboard under the stairs. Once I have gathered enough, I wait until the next full moon, and I light a bonfire in my garden.

One by one, I burn these toys. I sing Kate Bush while doing this, as part of my ritual.

If the toys do not melt or burn, then they are deemed worthy. And I sell them to desperate men

You'll be a trillionaire soon.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Do you put your overused toys in the regular or recycling bin. Asking for a friend

Which toy did you break this time ?

was it the wand again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in the neighbour's recycling bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I store them in a fridge, which I keep in the cupboard under the stairs. Once I have gathered enough, I wait until the next full moon, and I light a bonfire in my garden.

One by one, I burn these toys. I sing Kate Bush while doing this, as part of my ritual.

If the toys do not melt or burn, then they are deemed worthy. And I sell them to desperate men

How much are you selling them for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put them in the neighbour's recycling bin

Genius idea. I just might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box it up and post it to someone you hate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put them in the neighbour's recycling bin

And if you don't like them... Leave the lid off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently put an old vibrator in the skip

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

take them to the charity shop ?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

My ex used to be the manager of a charity shop and found a few in donation bags

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Never really thought about this one, think any old ones have just gone in a black bag here. However we’ll endeavour to be more green going forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your local tip will have a small appliances section

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Imagine it falling out the recycling bin the bin men would have a chuckle! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disinfect them then drop them in peoples shopping trolleys in the supermarket.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

If it buzzes lovehoney will accept it for recycling.

Dildos with suction cup bases I stick to the bonnets of neighbour's cars like hood ornaments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them inside fridges or freezers at Curry's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you put your overused toys in the regular or recycling bin. Asking for a friend

Next doors bin obvs

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Put them in the display wardrobes in Ikea.

The Lion, the Witch and the warrrrrrrrrrrrwhatthefuckisthat?

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Box it up and post it to someone you hate."

That is an amazing idea !

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I buried my ex's in the garden but got lazy and didn't cover them up properly.

Woke up to find a load of squatters in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upcycle them into garden ornaments and shiz....

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

I've read all of your ideas... And I'm thinking I like the neighbours bin.. IKEA cupboards... But my favourite is Currys fridges and freezers

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