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What’s the protocol for losing a contact lense at an orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does someone let off an air horn and everyone look for it, or do they wait till the end when they’re mopping out ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You could wear glasses but they usually end up getting knocked off from an over eager fun loving divorcee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you lose it in someone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if you lose it in someone? "

You have to wait 24 hours

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By *unlad6976Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bring a spare so you can continue your fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close that eye and continue clunge plunging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does someone let off an air horn and everyone look for it, or do they wait till the end when they’re mopping out ?!"

I am imagining everyone arse up winking rings, scrabbling around the floor looking now!!

What an awesome vision!!! Thank you for that OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring spares. You never know what that thing will land in

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Close that eye and continue clunge plunging. "

Would the lack of depth perception affect performance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does someone let off an air horn and everyone look for it, or do they wait till the end when they’re mopping out ?!

I am imagining everyone arse up winking rings, scrabbling around the floor looking now!!

What an awesome vision!!! Thank you for that OP"

Someone shouting ‘Found it!’ And holding it up, then someone else saying ‘Nah that’s not it, that’s just a bit of plastic!’ Then everyone moaning cause they have to keep looking. ‘Join an orgy they said, it will be fun they said!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close that eye and continue clunge plunging.

Would the lack of depth perception affect performance?"

Intriguing question. I will investigate.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...actually have popped a lens out during sex.

I don't know the official protocol, but it was fucking hilarious and a very good shot

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Does someone let off an air horn and everyone look for it, or do they wait till the end when they’re mopping out ?!"

Just go blind and grope about.... That's the whole point of an orgy anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're in a dark room then does it really matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're in a dark room then does it really matter? "

I like to see the dark in focus.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Pause and assert to inspect every hole and crack

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

just keep winking at people until the end and then put a spare one in or wear your glasses

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One should carry on with increased gusto until it re-emerges from the guilty orifice

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