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"That's tricky, as I always lightly dust my gooch with cinnamon on a Tuesday. So... something that cinnamon compliments, I guess? "I’ve had Cinnamon Rice Pudding in the past; very nice it was to
Obviously, one wouldn’t wish for the consistency with ones ejaculate though.....
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"That's tricky, as I always lightly dust my gooch with cinnamon on a Tuesday. So... something that cinnamon compliments, I guess?
I’ve had Cinnamon Rice Pudding in the past; very nice it was to
Obviously, one wouldn’t wish for the consistency with ones ejaculate though.....
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"Raspberry panna cotta, because it's delicious " That would be a dessert that needs repeated taste tests  | |||
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"Before I was sexually active, I once read a book on sex that described the taste of a ladies neither regions as much akin to Lemon Meringue. Fast forward to the present and I feel utterly cheated: I’ve never tasted a Lemon Meringue pussy! Anyhoo ladies and gents: If you had to choose ONE dessert (or savoury) dish that your private parts would taste of for the rest of your life, what would it be? "What book was that?  | |||
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"Before I was sexually active, I once read a book on sex that described the taste of a ladies neither regions as much akin to Lemon Meringue. Fast forward to the present and I feel utterly cheated: I’ve never tasted a Lemon Meringue pussy! Anyhoo ladies and gents: If you had to choose ONE dessert (or savoury) dish that your private parts would taste of for the rest of your life, what would it be?
What book was that? "I think it was called, ‘The ‘O’ Word’ or something like that. The author should have titled it, ‘I have a dessert in my pants’ - it would have doubtless been a best seller | |||
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"Thinking about it (I clearly have too much time on my hands) - wouldn’t it be a wonderful way to find a sexual partner? Can you imagine how monumentally this would change profiles on here? ‘My dick is Rhubarb and Custard flavoured: I’m looking for a Roast Beef and Onion fanny.’ And the verifications also: ‘Met Dave tonight; He told me he had an Apple Lattice flavoured cock.....in fact it was clearly a Bread and Butter Pudding! Avoid this liar!’ " Oh and I would be utterly remiss not to mention the obvious verification: ‘I met Sarah tonight. As promised, her pussy tasted EXACTLY like a Strawberry Soufflé! Eat her with respect guys!’ | |||
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"You know, as so often mentioned on men’s profiles on here and with all these listed sumptuous desserts on offer - I really COULD eat pussy all night! " | |||
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"Jam roly poly and custard. Purely because it’s my favourite so I would get to taste it when then kiss me afterwards "You delightfully filthy mare  | |||
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"You know, as so often mentioned on men’s profiles on here and with all these listed sumptuous desserts on offer - I really COULD eat pussy all night! "I promise my next thread will be less vulgar | |||
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"Vanilla Ice Cream smooth n easy "Oi Oi - Where have you been hiding m’lady? | |||
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"Jam roly poly and custard. Purely because it’s my favourite so I would get to taste it when then kiss me afterwards "I say! | |||
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"What you been sipping Op?" I had one of those Robinson’s, Squash’D earlier. ...I haven’t felt quite right since  | |||
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"What you been sipping Op? I had one of those Robinson’s, Squash’D earlier. ...I haven’t felt quite right since " | |||
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!'" Noted. | |||
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"If my partner tasted like Sara Lee's chocolate gateaux I would never leave her "Or pork scratchings | |||
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!'"  I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her | |||
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!' I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her "Yeah but the chocolate would melt and make it look like you had shat yourself. Those hazelnut pieces won't help matters either. | |||
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!' I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her
Yeah but the chocolate would melt and make it look like you had shat yourself. Those hazelnut pieces won't help matters either."*rethinking gravy* | |||
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"I'll go savoury with gravy. Then I get to skip ahead of all the desserts and I'd love if every person who went down on me said 'aaah Bisto!' I was thinking of making my loins Ferrero Rocher flavoured so that in accordance with the classic advert, every time a lady went down there she would thank me for spoiling her
Yeah but the chocolate would melt and make it look like you had shat yourself. Those hazelnut pieces won't help matters either." A good point.....I think I’d better stick to Milky Bars | |||
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"Great. Now everytime I hear someone say baby gravy all I’m going to think about is lanas vagina. And yes. I hear that expression more than I would like "You are so welcome | |||
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"Thinking about it (I clearly have too much time on my hands) - wouldn’t it be a wonderful way to find a sexual partner? Can you imagine how monumentally this would change profiles on here? ‘My dick is Rhubarb and Custard flavoured: I’m looking for a Roast Beef and Onion fanny.’ And the verifications also: ‘Met Dave tonight; He told me he had an Apple Lattice flavoured cock.....in fact it was clearly a Bread and Butter Pudding! Avoid this liar!’ " | |||
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