FabSwingers.com forum: A tribute to timewasters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure you have all come across them at some point in your adventures. They make the legit people look amazing by comparison so we have them to thank for that! So here is the tribute to the timewaster types

== Mr Single guy posing as a woman ==

We thank you for showing us the fact you are unhappy with your gender in a unique and creative way

== Mr single guy posing as a couple with a woman who left him ages ago ==

We thank you for the pre-recorded obvious webcam feed you send us. We also thank you for making it obvious that you are not female with all your 'I really like cock' type statements

== Mr/Mrs last minute canceller (aimed at the none legit ones!) ==

We thank you for making us plan for days to meet you then pulling out at the last second either because you found a 'better' meet or with the intention to annoy others because you can't get any meets

We really appreciate the fact that your profile has a new verify the day we were supposed to meet but was cancelled due to you having some random tropical virus

== Mr/Mrs no show ==

We thank you for making us plan for days to meet you then not even bothering to show up. We also thank you for blocking us and no longer responding to texts after the planned date and time

== Mr pic collector==

We thank you for finding us so attractive that you wish to instantly add us to friend list and farm our private pictures but unfortunately we are not going to be your personal fapping material

We also thank you when you send a fake face picture to us and ask in a nice one liner 'any face pic?'

In other words we thank you for making us legit folk seem more awesome than we are

Feel free to add your own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yey no single fems got a mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yey no single fems got a mention

Because in reality they dont actually exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yey no single fems got a mention

Because in reality they dont actually exist

oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yey no single fems got a mention

Because in reality they dont actually exist

oh yeah

Oh no, really? So the few that we've met (different site) were figments of our imagination? I'm gutted! I'm sure there are genuine single ladies on here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, sorry the OP is hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yey no single fems got a mention

Because in reality they dont actually exist

oh yeah

Well apart from the couple we have met socially

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By *Pebble-Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

fits of giggles

loved this...thankyou

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

we are awesome !!!!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Excellen post, thanks for the giggles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol made me smile!! ps genuine single female!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inspired!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol made me smile!! ps genuine single female!

Ditto from another genuine single female

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

well said!!!!!

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