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Men of fab do you always tell the truth about cock size?

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Sooo do you...

We've seen on a few threads now (what size do you think the poster above is etc) and when people have gave there opinion on the photos they have some get very upset.

Saw on earlier that someone guessed 5/5 and a half (which would have been my guess) and the person was adamant it was over 7 (very clearly wasn't)

So I don't get it when you have pics that show it, I'm not saying sometimes pics can't lie but do you sometimes add half a inch???

My hubby isn't enormous nor is he small, and he is perfectly happy with what he has without having to give himself extra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i do

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why lie, I can't change it? Besides i prefer to see their disappointment in person when they first pull it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. Why lie, as you’ll get found out if you meet?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yes ...I leave the vwe guys to the size queens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say it’s between the size of a tic tac and a butternut squash, which is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Although I haven't actually measured it in years so I just go with what I remember it was last time. Not big, not small, but happy with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they bloody don’t...

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Would be funny to know what some of those guys would say if they actually met up and were asked about it!

“It shrunk in the wash?”

“Maybe your vagina is bigger than you thought?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always tell the truth, saves 20 minutes of laughter at the start of a meet

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I don't know my cock size.

So... I guess, yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not something I talk about tbh.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve never been asked, thankfully.

But I always tell a meet to bring a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I completely understand not many guys will admit it but like others have already said

1. You will probably get found out.

2.you genuinely can't change it.

If you have pics and are clearly being generous to yourself then why get offended when called out on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It clearly states on my profile I have a micro penis, so yes, very much so.

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Would be funny to know what some of those guys would say if they actually met up and were asked about it!

“It shrunk in the wash?”

“Maybe your vagina is bigger than you thought?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone asks, I tell them I’m “average” and apparently “good girth”.

Never measured it, only ever seen one other erect penis in real life, which looked pretty similar, so don’t really have a lot to go on.

No one has ever walked away after seeing it/feeling it, so I guess it sufficiently meets requirements.

I like to think I offer a lot more than just a dick.

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd would have to say some exaggerate.

How a guy thinks he will pass 6inches off as 10inches during a meet is beyond me

I don't understand why, but it definitely happens

Dont me wrong, we also chat with guys who are honest too, so I'm not tarring all single guys here

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

Don't even know what size it is lol Mr M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even tend to disclose it , if I'm honest. If asked I just say it's average : definitely would not call my self VWE

There was a thread the other day and most women tend not to like 7+ , so it makes no sense in lying

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I don’t think I’ve ever asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always tell the truth

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Yes I do. Haven't been accused of lying yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever asked "

I'm sure you asked me the other day.....and then blocked me

LOL only joking , doing think we've actually chatted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see why some guys do it - of they see a profile that wants a VWE , they think that's the only way they can get a foot in the door.

But I agree it's false economy - no way they gonna get away with it

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By *ikerswingCouple
over a year ago

mcr

Always truthfull no point in lying if im not for someone then thats ok with me .plenty out there that like a little above average with girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have ever had such a conversation but if it did come up (pardon the pun) then I'd be honest.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If anything I do it down more than up in terms of performance, in terms of size it is what it is and I see no reason to suggest otherwise, so if people ask I'm honest - although have no clue what size it actually is, so tend to answer average.

Does make me laugh the lengths (no pun intended) some guys will go to though, either with clever angles or the use of props to make it look bigger - apart from a select few, most people aren't bothered about size, and just because it's big doesn't necessarily mean you know how to use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even know what length it is. Someone pass me a sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly fills the cardboard tube of an andrex toilet roll (don't ask me how I know that) buy also fills the Mrs very nicely. Think I might have just compared Mrs milks pussy to a toilet roll tube......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Whats the point in making anything up. Just makes you look like a dick lol. When anyones sees how big or small it really is

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Don't see the point. Its there in photos and women aren't blind. Then can see with their own eyes how big it actually is. If anyone asks, i just tell them what other women tell me... lol. I joke with a few of my female friends about "the male tapemeasure" being a bit off. Lol.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Yes! Why lie you'll only be embarrassed later, women notice when THEY are getting short changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not going to win any rosettes but it’s no going to take the wooden spoon.

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"I don’t even know what length it is. Someone pass me a sky remote? "
do you want the 8,9 or 10inch one

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

It is what it is, I used to until one woman (who was appraising my cock like an antique) just said “That ain’t 10 inches...it’s big but it’s not 10 inches”

Thanks to her I don’t lie anymore... women usually don’t care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why lie? If it goes anywhere and you've lied you're going to get found out fairly quickly.

I simply describe mine, if asked, as cervix friendly. I'd rather be defined by more than my cock size (otherwise I wouldn't amount to much). In the heat of passion, no lady has ever laughed at it, or declined, so no issues here.

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

.

Picture speaks a thousand words! Travel size lynx can was my saviour

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Yes that is actually my bra size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t even know what length it is. Someone pass me a sky remote? do you want the 8,9 or 10inch one "

All three please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone caught lying deserves my 12incher up their hoop

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

What's the point in lying? If you're going to meet they'll soon find out, a lot of men seem to think every woman is a size queen. Everyone is different that's part of the fun right? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, 12 inch here.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I don't lie as I have never measured it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No there's no point. I think every boy did in school, it's just a bravado thing, but once I learned that I didn't matter and I had nothing to prove to anyone I stopped talking about. I havent even measured it in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lucky enough not to have to tell lies.

Im short in height but lucky to be bigger than average in the cock department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooo do you...

We've seen on a few threads now (what size do you think the poster above is etc) and when people have gave there opinion on the photos they have some get very upset.

Saw on earlier that someone guessed 5/5 and a half (which would have been my guess) and the person was adamant it was over 7 (very clearly wasn't)

So I don't get it when you have pics that show it, I'm not saying sometimes pics can't lie but do you sometimes add half a inch???

My hubby isn't enormous nor is he small, and he is perfectly happy with what he has without having to give himself extra. "

I’m 6.25 Inches and reasonably girthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no willy

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By * Your PleasureMan
over a year ago

.....

No point in lying although it’s always a shock when I get it out, as apparently I look bigger in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's ever asked me my size.

But if someone contacts me and it says they are looking for VWE, I will tell them that I'm not what they're looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tends to be the male half of couples who ask how “big” it is, I’ve found.

Mine is there to see in a few pictures and my profile states I’m 6’2” (which isn’t a lie), so people can judge for themselves how large it would appear. I’d never write it on my profile

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"It tends to be the male half of couples who ask how “big” it is, I’ve found.

Mine is there to see in a few pictures and my profile states I’m 6’2” (which isn’t a lie), so people can judge for themselves how large it would appear. I’d never write it on my profile "
Love the account name

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I've never lied about it and don't feel any need to. I'm a perfectly respectable size. I'm not huge and I'm not tiny. I've never had any complaints.

I don't actually have a measurement anyway. I've never needed one.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I try to be, but it keeps changing length depending on whether I've seen some boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old Sky Remote pics are the best..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured but three fingers get wet when I wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to tell the truth as some women prefer a more average sized cock and I wouldn't want to ruin their little pussy (well I would to be honest, but they won't let me, when they see it).

Actually most women I meet will give it a go.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I photoshopped mine on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always lie that my cock is smaller than it is. Don't wanna scare the ladies off.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have to tell the truth....

Jo knows!!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to tell the truth....

Jo knows!!

D."

Just get her one of those fake rulers. You know, like the ones loads of guys on here use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I might have just compared Mrs milks pussy to a toilet roll tube...... "

Just looked at your pics - I’d love to be the Andrew puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule of thumb for the men on here is usually 5 years off their age and 5cms on their cock length. There are truthful ones though who measure from an inch up their bum hole though.....if you call that truthful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without any hesitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have sky, so don't know how to measure lol. I only ever say average, I think that's factual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whiles some lie there are some who have no clue what they have lol ive had guys tell me they think they are average but turn up and drop there boxers to reveal 8 and 9 inch cocks ..... had a meet about 6 years ago with a guy who was 11inches yet he never thought to say anything and it was his first fab meet ever ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whiles some lie there are some who have no clue what they have lol ive had guys tell me they think they are average but turn up and drop there boxers to reveal 8 and 9 inch cocks ..... had a meet about 6 years ago with a guy who was 11inches yet he never thought to say anything and it was his first fab meet ever .. "

You can tell the guy was an amateur if he'd never thought to measure it against a sky remote.

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By *heekydevil69Man
over a year ago

Aberporth

Yes

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

Yes, I have said I'm average in the past but a couple of ladies have been with have said other wise.

Honesty is always the best policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever had to tell anyone my size. I wouldn't be able to accurately say without whipping a tape measure out first I don't think, it's not something that's bothered me tbh and ppl asking probably wouldn't be ppl I'd want to meet. I've never asked anyone how much they can fit in their vag or bumhole, it's rude innit....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Never messaged my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I think so ..most men says the true same as women wen they say they reply..lol

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By *ora 123Man
over a year ago

Basildon

Of course you can see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never messaged my cock "

Probably for the best. It would struggle to message you back.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Yep as there's no point in telling lies. Only going to end up looking silly at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to lie!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Never messaged my cock "

Shit a huge typo

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

"

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 6.5 inches average . But my big balls make my cock look smaller . Never had any complaints except that I cum to much and make a mess . But I always clean up .

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it."

Yes agreed, have thought this the case also. Every single guy in the world has measured, its male nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it."

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either! "

You may be the only guy in the world who's never measured it at all. Congrats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always truthful and amazed by the number that are clearly delusional. We had one guy swear he was over 9 inches it just looked small in the pic

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Yes I do.. no pointbtelling then it's a whopper when it's not. They'll figure it out in the end..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either!

You may be the only guy in the world who's never measured it at all. Congrats. "

I haven't either, but I'm a cunt.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes no point in lying

Am not that big anyway but it works just fine

Pity women don’t want to meet mature silver haired guys

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Always truthful and amazed by the number that are clearly delusional. We had one guy swear he was over 9 inches it just looked small in the pic "

Yeah we have had this multiple times but when pressed on it they suddenly stop messaging.

Also they will say 9inches and we will say "sorry that to long" and suddenly they start saying they may have measured wrong or whatever.

So many liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

yep mines always small lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have measured mine at different times and had different results, depending how hard at the time. So do you give highest number? Lowest? Maybe a range? Also, when discussing girth, is that the diameter or circumference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either!

You may be the only guy in the world who's never measured it at all. Congrats.

I haven't either, but I'm a cunt....."

I had mine as my profile pic yesterday for a laugh in willy out Wednesday and instantly I had a WhatsApp message off an old lurker friend saying "that's never your dick????" What does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either!

You may be the only guy in the world who's never measured it at all. Congrats.

I haven't either, but I'm a cunt.....

I had mine as my profile pic yesterday for a laugh in willy out Wednesday and instantly I had a WhatsApp message off an old lurker friend saying "that's never your dick????" What does that even mean? "

FFS! Why do I always miss these moments?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either!

You may be the only guy in the world who's never measured it at all. Congrats.

I haven't either, but I'm a cunt.....

I had mine as my profile pic yesterday for a laugh in willy out Wednesday and instantly I had a WhatsApp message off an old lurker friend saying "that's never your dick????" What does that even mean? "
you were a bit slow there master, that was an obvious come round and prove it innuendo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't lie, no point. In fact because so many men lie, the ladies now have skewed judgment and guess wrong too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either!

You may be the only guy in the world who's never measured it at all. Congrats.

I haven't either, but I'm a cunt.....

I had mine as my profile pic yesterday for a laugh in willy out Wednesday and instantly I had a WhatsApp message off an old lurker friend saying "that's never your dick????" What does that even mean?

FFS! Why do I always miss these moments?! "

Maybe you're too busy measuring dicks.

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

I consider myself average. But on a few meets the male has commented that I'm a good size or is that because they are small ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I don't see the point of calling it something it isn't.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Why lie! It is what it is!

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By *untop7Man
over a year ago

Eaton

I used to put down as average... but every time guys told me it's far from average. So finally I decided to put above average as I am 7.5 and very girthy.. But each to their own.

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By *r.PringleMan
over a year ago

Bradford

When I'm not erect I'm about 1 inch.

When I am erect I'm about 5 and half inches (the UK national average)

When I'm wearing a cock ring, it gives me a little extra girth.

I've never been afraid to admit that I've got an average sized cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never asked as I get asked how big my tits are all the time and that really pisses me off. I can see in a picture what size/shape/girth appeals.

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Always admit what size I am if asked, could lead to embrassing times if you prospective meets your not what you say you are

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Yip. I've not got anything huge, but not every woman wants huge.

Its the dirty mind they really want. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to lie otherwise I wouldn't enjoy the face they make when I take off my pants and they realised I have been lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm not erect I'm about 1 inch.

When I am erect I'm about 5 and half inches (the UK national average)

When I'm wearing a cock ring, it gives me a little extra girth.

I've never been afraid to admit that I've got an average sized cock."

Size depends heavily on where it's going : )

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Sooo do you...

We've seen on a few threads now (what size do you think the poster above is etc) and when people have gave there opinion on the photos they have some get very upset.

Saw on earlier that someone guessed 5/5 and a half (which would have been my guess) and the person was adamant it was over 7 (very clearly wasn't)

So I don't get it when you have pics that show it, I'm not saying sometimes pics can't lie but do you sometimes add half a inch???

My hubby isn't enormous nor is he small, and he is perfectly happy with what he has without having to give himself extra. "

Mines the same size as Harry potters wand

But extra magical/powerful

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By *inglewindsormanMan
over a year ago

Bridport

Always give an honest answer. Usually backed up with pictures as proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always ask as it immediately shows up the liars which are many.

Had some really promising guys who are clearly 6ish inches long (which is fine for us) tell us they are 8 inches.

Instantly puts us off that they feel they need to lie.

Also many guys claim to never have measured, as a man I never believe this so that immediately discounts them as being to insecure to tell us.

The guys who "don't measure it" are just pretending to be so cool they never even thought about doing it.

OK dude. Personally nope, I haven't felt the need to put a plastic ruler against my dick to measure where I am in life. Im not going to be an international porn star, but I'm also not going to be able to look at my todger and say " I really must do something about that" either!

You may be the only guy in the world who's never measured it at all. Congrats.

I haven't either, but I'm a cunt.....

I had mine as my profile pic yesterday for a laugh in willy out Wednesday and instantly I had a WhatsApp message off an old lurker friend saying "that's never your dick????" What does that even mean?

FFS! Why do I always miss these moments?! "

It's in friends gallery anyway....

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

No I never lie about things like that.

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