FabSwingers.com forum: Totally Selfish Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in the mood for cuddles, snacks, some easy watching TV and no judgement for falling asleep asleep on you.

Any volunteers for this totally selfless position?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet this Is a ladies only position ...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you sharing the snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet this Is a ladies only position ...

Built in pillows are something of an advantage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sharing the snacks

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would happily turn up for the snacks then sneak out when you’re asleep with the remaining snacks and a memento like a watch or a tv or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it November yet?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

No dribbling and give me your code to the adult channel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would happily turn up for the snacks then sneak out when you’re asleep with the remaining snacks and a memento like a watch or a tv or something

Oi! I was watching that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is it November yet?"

Just a little bit longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No dribbling and give me your code to the adult channel "

I make no promises on the dribbling but help yourself to the web browser... Just don't check the history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT "

Ok I will offer up my boobs as pillows , also bring snacks but will take flannels to mop up any dribble x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"I'm in the mood for cuddles, snacks, some easy watching TV and no judgement for falling asleep asleep on you.

Any volunteers for this totally selfless position?

As a purely friend zone position sure

However any open mouth dribbling will require photographic attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT "

Love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT

Ok I will offer up my boobs as pillows , also bring snacks but will take flannels to mop up any dribble x"

Bonus points for preparation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for cuddles, snacks, some easy watching TV and no judgement for falling asleep asleep on you.

Any volunteers for this totally selfless position?

As a purely friend zone position sure

However any open mouth dribbling will require photographic attention

I'm used to such things after being with K for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for cuddles, snacks, some easy watching TV and no judgement for falling asleep asleep on you.

Any volunteers for this totally selfless position?

As a purely friend zone position sure

However any open mouth dribbling will require photographic attention

I'm used to such things after being with K for years

I only have a few pictures of you asleep

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT "

Dribbles from where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for cuddles, snacks, some easy watching TV and no judgement for falling asleep asleep on you.

Any volunteers for this totally selfless position?

Sometimes this is all that's needed, a bit of physical contact, comfort and relaxation. Sharing of snacks is compulsory for using my lap, shoulder or boob shelf as a pillow though.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT "

You two are adorable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT

Dribbles from where

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for cuddles, snacks, some easy watching TV and no judgement for falling asleep asleep on you.

Any volunteers for this totally selfless position?

Sometimes this is all that's needed, a bit of physical contact, comfort and relaxation. Sharing of snacks is compulsory for using my lap, shoulder or boob shelf as a pillow though.

Her x"

Exactly this. I'm super in the mood for some totally platonic snuggles

Another one after my snacks... fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT

You two are adorable.

You have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to know what snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks "

I think stretching a Haribo ring around his penis and then eating it off would be a satisfying snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks "

Crisps, cookies, ice cream, etc. You know, the good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks "

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks

I think stretching a Haribo ring around his penis and then eating it off would be a satisfying snack

Well that gave me a little twinge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked..."

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Always up for sofa snuggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satisfied with all the snacks on offer. I wish I could use the drooling emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Satisfied with all the snacks on offer. I wish I could use the drooling emoji "

Don't worry, I've got the drooling covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Satisfied with all the snacks on offer. I wish I could use the drooling emoji

Don't worry, I've got the drooling covered

If you drool on the snacks you will be evicted. I have a hard rule on this due to a festival incident with my best friend and a ruined pack of rocky road bites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Satisfied with all the snacks on offer. I wish I could use the drooling emoji

Don't worry, I've got the drooling covered

If you drool on the snacks you will be evicted. I have a hard rule on this due to a festival incident with my best friend and a ruined pack of rocky road bites

Well I feel like this needs elaborating

Surely it's your fault for not keeping an eye in your snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you fill up Mr. Sloth for me please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you fill up Mr. Sloth for me please?

Of course baby

That's not what it sounds like people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back "

Only if you're there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT

You two are adorable.

You have no idea

You’re so cute you make me sick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back "

Can you feed me snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what you are watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ONE. TWO. ONE. TWO.

ATTENTION PLEASE. ANY VOLUNTEERS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT LORENZO DRIBBLES A LOT.

END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT

You two are adorable.

You have no idea

You’re so cute you make me sick!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back

Only if you're there

Its happening again! She's stealing all the boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back

Only if you're there

I will be on the dry side of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back

Can you feed me snacks?

Sure, what would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I stroke your penis a little whilst you sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am great for cuddling and big built in pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I stroke your penis a little whilst you sleep?"

Can I play with your wife a little whilst you sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back

Can you feed me snacks?

Sure, what would you like?

Feed me strawberries and I’ll cover you in kisses

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I need to know what snacks

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked..."

I may have just fallen even more in love with you. Top snack taste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked...

I may have just fallen even more in love with you. Top snack taste!

Those are Lorenzo's favourites though not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back

Can you feed me snacks?

Sure, what would you like?

Feed me strawberries and I’ll cover you in kisses

Sounds like a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for killing your thread. I offer more snacks to anyone who decides to come back

Can you feed me snacks?

Sure, what would you like?

Feed me strawberries and I’ll cover you in kisses

Sounds like a deal

Yay!! It’s a date. Lorenzo, you can watch

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I need to know what snacks

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked...

I may have just fallen even more in love with you. Top snack taste!

Those are Lorenzo's favourites though not mine

What are yours? I was mostly there for the reece's cups and icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked...

I may have just fallen even more in love with you. Top snack taste!

Those are Lorenzo's favourites though not mine

What are yours? I was mostly there for the reece's cups and icecream

Mine would be Kinder Bueno, sour Squishes, Carrot Cake from Nero, Love Hearts, Percy Pigs, Galaxy chocolate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to know what snacks

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked...

I may have just fallen even more in love with you. Top snack taste!

Those are Lorenzo's favourites though not mine

What are yours? I was mostly there for the reece's cups and icecream

Mine would be Kinder Bueno, sour Squishes, Carrot Cake from Nero, Love Hearts, Percy Pigs, Galaxy chocolate..."

I love your options!!!

Can I share the Percy Pigs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like there should be a snacks thread. I feel that would be such a good filter

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I need to know what snacks

Reese's peanut butter cups, caramel waffles, Mc Vitie's Orange Club, B&J Half Baked...

I may have just fallen even more in love with you. Top snack taste!

Those are Lorenzo's favourites though not mine

What are yours? I was mostly there for the reece's cups and icecream

Mine would be Kinder Bueno, sour Squishes, Carrot Cake from Nero, Love Hearts, Percy Pigs, Galaxy chocolate..."

Kinder bueno

. Percy pigs and galaxy chocolate too. Yummy!

I think my favourites would be anything with peanut butter, the cadbury bar with jelly beans and popping candy in it, haribo starmix and fondant fancies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like there should be a snacks thread. I feel that would be such a good filter

Want to start one? We can make it another party! X

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I feel like there should be a snacks thread. I feel that would be such a good filter

Want to start one? We can make it another party! X"

And Lorenzo can get his thread back on topic instead of us drooling over food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring somee popcorn over, a jolly social distance elbow bump and we can watch the Tour de France

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like there should be a snacks thread. I feel that would be such a good filter

Want to start one? We can make it another party! X

And Lorenzo can get his thread back on topic instead of us drooling over food

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I'm more than happy spooning with Sam and watching you ladies feed each other treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like there should be a snacks thread. I feel that would be such a good filter

Want to start one? We can make it another party! X

And Lorenzo can get his thread back on topic instead of us drooling over food

I'm more than happy spooning with Sam and watching you ladies feed each other treats

In that case I’ll take an entire apple pie and vanilla ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like there should be a snacks thread. I feel that would be such a good filter

Want to start one? We can make it another party! X

And Lorenzo can get his thread back on topic instead of us drooling over food

I'm more than happy spooning with Sam and watching you ladies feed each other treats

In that case I’ll take an entire apple pie and vanilla ice cream

May I have a tiny slither of apple pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like there should be a snacks thread. I feel that would be such a good filter

Want to start one? We can make it another party! X

And Lorenzo can get his thread back on topic instead of us drooling over food

I'm more than happy spooning with Sam and watching you ladies feed each other treats

In that case I’ll take an entire apple pie and vanilla ice cream

May I have a tiny slither of apple pie?

Yes you may

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