FabSwingers.com forum: This thread is not for derailing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see you those who move onto a thread and start posting off-topic until the thread is turned towards your nefarious ways.

This is a pure thread to stay that way. No derailing this thread.

No.

Nope.

Stay on topic. And you...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Prefer a snickers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What is the topic

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I quite like King Edward potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*blows up the tracks and watches the thread plunge off a cliff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate a daim bar

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What is the topic "

Do they still sell topics?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics? "

They do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunlight or moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my bumhole!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do"

Not off Topics then??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate my bumhole!

Open it then

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I have a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate my bumhole!

Open it then"

Why does it need to be open?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do

Not off Topics then?? "

Maltesers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate my bumhole!

Open it then

Why does it need to be open?"

Cause it stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes"

What pets do you have?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do"

Oooh

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Boobs? "

I like boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sunlight or moonlight?"

Moonlight. Sunlight burns me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do

Not off Topics then??

Maltesers "

Have you told PP? He lost his Malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate my bumhole!

Open it then

Why does it need to be open?

Cause it stinks "

So you like smelly open bumholes then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have? "

2 dogs and a tortoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunlight or moonlight?

Moonlight. Sunlight burns me."

Correct answer.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'll try to stay on track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have?

2 dogs and a tortoise"

What are their names?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate my bumhole!

Open it then

Why does it need to be open?

Cause it stinks

So you like smelly open bumholes then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have?

2 dogs and a tortoise

What are their names?"

No names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have? "

3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have?

2 dogs and a tortoise

What are their names?

No names"

The Thor, Zeus and Louis need names

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have?

2 dogs and a tortoise

What are their names?

No names

The Thor, Zeus and Louis need names "

You got one right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have?

2 dogs and a tortoise

What are their names?

No names

The Thor, Zeus and Louis need names

You got one right

My crowning achievement. It’s going on my CV.

Which one did I get right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP?

Yes

What pets do you have?

2 dogs and a tortoise

What are their names?

No names

The Thor, Zeus and Louis need names

You got one right

My crowning achievement. It’s going on my CV.

Which one did I get right? "

Louis

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

"I just ate a daim bar

I like Kit Kats. Two fingers is enough for me, though.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm watching a man get a new schlong after he lost his natural one to cancer.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got coffee.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm watching a man get a new schlong after he lost his natural one to cancer."

What channel

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm watching a man get a new schlong after he lost his natural one to cancer.

What channel "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm watching a man get a new schlong after he lost his natural one to cancer.

What channel

Watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got coffee. "

I've got vape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got chocolate! And even better it’s kinder chocolate!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I love chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs? "

Bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/09/20 00:37:57]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Derailed by poster at 03/09/20 00:37:57]"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I want a hug. But not from just anyone. I want a hug from my bestie and I can't right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a hug. But not from just anyone. I want a hug from my bestie and I can't right now. "

Will I do?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm just here for the t-shirt and cake.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want a hug. But not from just anyone. I want a hug from my bestie and I can't right now.

Will I do?

You will! Although you're more female than him and prettier.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a hug. But not from just anyone. I want a hug from my bestie and I can't right now.

Will I do?

You will! Although you're more female than him and prettier.....

Glad you noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just here for the t-shirt and cake."

Tonights winner for mentioning cake on a thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want a hug. But not from just anyone. I want a hug from my bestie and I can't right now.

Will I do?

You will! Although you're more female than him and prettier.....

Glad you noticed

Better hair too. I'm starting to wonder why he's my best mate now

But I loves him

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Sunlight or moonlight?"

Aren’t they technically the same thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to own one, but unfortunately the leg dropped off!!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"My cat does the cutest things sometimes. Do you have pets OP? "

I have house rabbits who also know how to play super cute

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I live near the Romney Hythe and dymchurch railway...they have little tracks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I live near the Romney Hythe and dymchurch railway...they have little tracks

"
and not many derailments luckily..there was an accident with a tractor a year or two back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to own one, but unfortunately the leg dropped off!!

What a pet?!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Anyone want to see my willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to see my willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to see my willy?

Is that your pets name?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this thread has just reminded be i need to tweek the derailleur gears on my bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh this thread has just reminded be i need to tweek the derailleur gears on my bike

I knew it would be useful

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Anyone want to see my willy?

Is that your pets name?!

Just call me Ethel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to see my willy?

Is that your pets name?!

Just call me Ethel! "

Cold Ethyl:

https://youtu.be/J8KMrEeOXJk

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Anyone want to see my willy?

Is that your pets name?!

Just call me Ethel!

Cold Ethyl:

https://youtu.be/J8KMrEeOXJk"

There is some chemistry between us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to see my willy?

Is that your pets name?!

Just call me Ethel!

Cold Ethyl:

https://youtu.be/J8KMrEeOXJk

There is some chemistry between us! "

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By *ettyboob72Woman
over a year ago

Manningtree

"I see you those who move onto a thread and start posting off-topic until the thread is turned towards your nefarious ways.

This is a pure thread to stay that way. No derailing this thread.

No.

Nope.

Stay on topic. And you..."

What has a hazlenut in every bite TOPIC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Topics ever have another name?

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many apples are in a barrel of grapes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night?"

You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do

Oooh"

But they're smaller than they were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do

Oooh

But they're smaller than they were!"

This comes with age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do

Oooh

But they're smaller than they were!

This comes with age

Wouldn't mind so much if the price didn't keep going up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the topic

Do they still sell topics?

They do

Oooh

But they're smaller than they were!

This comes with age

Wouldn't mind so much if the price didn't keep going up!"

Shrinkflation which also happens as you age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we talking about??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are we talking about??"

Staying on topic.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got spray lacquer

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Is anyone curious about being pegged?

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

1. Women under 5’5” should be on the frontline, they’re fearless.

2. Lemon juice does wonders.

3. The jaguar E-type is wildly overrated

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